it took me about 10 minutes before I could actually do this thread..!



GETT OFF
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me show you baby I'm an Italian boy.

Correct Lyrics:
Lemme show u baby I'm a talented boy.


ANOTHER LONELY CHRISTMAS
Misheard Lyrics:
My Momma used to say, 'I was Just your lover.'

Correct Lyrics:
My Momma used to say, 'Always trust your lover.'


CONTROVERSY
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I straight or gay? C*** or p****?

Correct Lyrics:
Am I straight or gay? Controversy!


Misheard Lyrics:
Country pussy

Correct Lyrics:
Controversy


Misheard Lyrics:
Wash your pussy.

Correct Lyrics:
Controversy



CREAM
Misheard Lyrics:
You filthy Cuban baby you know it

Correct Lyrics:
You're filthy cute and baby you know it



DELIRIOUS
Misheard Lyrics:
I get the Cheerios.

Correct Lyrics:
I get delirious.



HOW COME U DON'T CALL ME ANYMORE
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's sayin', everybody's sayin'
You're reachin' menopause.

Correct Lyrics:
Everybody said, everybody said
that we should never part


I WANNA BE YOUR LOVER
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be the only one you cook for

Correct Lyrics:
I wanna be the only one you come for



I WOULD DIE 4 U
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple dapple do

Correct Lyrics:
I would die 4 U



IN A LARGE ROOM WITH NO LIGHT
Misheard Lyrics:
A picture of a woman with a dick in her hand

Correct Lyrics:
A picture of a woman with a drink in her hand

--> I actually thought "dick" was the word there!


KISS
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'll take my pants down!

Correct Lyrics:
I think I wanna dance!



LITTLE RED CORVETTE
Misheard Lyrics:
Cigarette corvette

Correct Lyrics:
Little red Corvette


Misheard Lyrics:
Keep it wet, Collette.

Correct Lyrics:
Little Red Corvette



PURPLE RAIN
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn your brains, burns your brains

Correct Lyrics:
Purple Rain, Purple Rain



RASPBERRY BERETMisheard Lyrics:
Raspberry for brains

Correct Lyrics:
Raspberry beret



THE CONTINENTAL
Misheard Lyrics:
Bisexual for a start

Correct Lyrics:
Why settle for a star



WHEN DOVES CRY
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I am just like my father, too full.

Correct Lyrics:
Maybe I am just like my father, too bold.


Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'm just like my mother
She's never sat inside.

Correct Lyrics:
Maybe I'm just like my mother
She's never satisfied.


Misheard Lyrics:
This is what it sounds like when doves collide

Correct Lyrics:
This is what it sounds like when doves cry

"Cunt or Pussy"...




Now I'll never hear the song the same again!!

FiveFootNine said:

Do you think he meant "cock or pussy"? Either way, it's funny.

mltijchr said:

Dang! Up until now I thought this was how the lyric was sung. It made kinda sense. I want somebody to only cook for me too!

there are several of these I like
(& more that I did not include here)
but I think the 1 that cracked me up the most is

"country pussy"

on the purple rain tour rehersal the song g-spot:


Misheard lyric:

I'm looking for what isn't really there

Correct lyric:

i'm looking for it,is it really there?

avatarfunk said:

ohhhhh---
i thought he was saying it wasnt really there.


Personal:

Temptation
misheard lyric

Mines is running hot water on the daughter of morality.

Correct lyric
Mine is the running hot water of the daughter of morality


Insatiable
Misheard lyric
I cant have a ho (Unless)
Unless I have a pimp

Correct Lyric
I can't have a hug (unless)
unless I have a kiss
[Edited 4/30/05 9:02am]

8up said:

shit..that's what I meant to actually say!!

Baby I'm a Star:

misheard: "might not know it now, baby kumbaya!

Thats funny,cause everytime I listen those
songs i never misheard which is cool cause
listen very carefully

I used to think it said -

everybody says you've reached another port

I still find myself singing that sometimes....it would explain why she wasnt calling I suppose