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(No plywood, staples, and poles please!)

It was a lazy morning and The Nelsons were reading the LA Times, and Variety in Bed.

"Good breakfast, Soycakes" Mani said to her beloved husband.

"Thanks, Love. I know how you love Cap'n Crunch with chocolate soy milk." Prince said with a smile.

"O' Sweet Jesus! Prince read this!" Mani said giving the newspaper to Prince.

The paper said....
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Madonna butchers Lennon's "Imagine" on telethon.

They Found ur Masculinity In Lake Minataka

FoxxeManniGann said:

Masculinity was Prince's beloved pet alligator his father had given to him when he was just six years old. Prince's eyes clouded as he remembered the day his father came home from Florida with a surprise from the Everglades. It was love at first sight between a boy and his alligator. Prince hid his Masculinity in his room, knowing his mother hated repetiles. Unfortunately, one day while he was at school, Masculinity escaped his hiding place in Prince's closet. His mother totally freaked, and swept the half-foot long gator down the toilet. Prince was crushed at the loss of his Masculinity, and took solace in music. The loss of Masculinity made Prince what he is today.

Prince grabbed the phone and called Minneapolis. "Mani, I'm going to get my Masculinity"

"Uh, Prince, Baby, What are we going to do with an alligator?" Mani asked, afraid of the answer.

Prince replied....
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Prince replied, "I going to donate him to the Twin Cities Zoo. That way he'll be near by where I can see him, and I can write off the donation on our taxes."

Mani exhaled in relief. "For a moment I thought u was going to say u going to keep him in the backyard."

Prince with a scold said, "Any resemblance between Michael Jackson and me is purely accidental.

Prince contacted the officials in animal control, and his assistants. Prince’s treasured Masculinity would arrive at the zoo within the week. Prince was very happy, he felt he had recovered a happy piece of his childhood. Or so he thought.

However, he was presently overjoyed. Prince rolled over on the bed, and squeezed Mani’s kneecap.

“Boo Boo Kitty, If you get your red stilettos, I’ll get mine.” Prince said in his fabulously sexy voice. Exchanging devious smiles, the Nelsons ran to their shoe closets. Actually, Prince ran to the west branch of his shoe wing. Sexily shoed, The Nelsons began marital relations.

** THIRTY MINUTES LATER**

“Princess, That Was A Plum Pleasing Pleasure!”, A plum pleased Prince proclaimed.
“Ur Welcome, Sugarpuss.” Mani purred.
“Can you rub my Achilles tendons for me, Boo Boo Kitty? Prince asked his beloved wife.
“Sure Baby. Uncross so I can get at them.” The Purple Princess said.
Mani is an expert at rubbing her husband heel tendons, which are permanently stuck in high heel position like a Barbie Doll. Mani was relieving Prince’s pains when the phone rang...

It was non other than Jennifer Aniston.
“Hello, Prince, “ she said sounding calm and collected, “this is Jennifer.”

“Bitch I told you not to call my ass at home.”

“I’m not interested in that right now, “ Jenital6 replied (that was his special name for her.” She continued, “I want to buy your alligator from you. I have something special planned and will need him for it. Meet me at First Ave at 9 PM tonight. Don’t bother with the lotion, chains, handcuffs, and leather swing tonight—it’s not that type of party.”

“Who was that, “ Mani asked suspiciously.
“Nothing, babe—just Warner Bros. again begging for my ass to come back.”

It was at that moment that a powerful flash of light as if from absolutely nowhere for absolutely no reason filled the entire room. Things started to spin and Prince found himself awake in a dark room spread out like a DeVinci Model, tied to a large 7 by 7 foot piece of plywood. Mysteriously and without his remembering it, a large medal pipe was inserted into his rectum and his scrotum was stapled to the board.

Mani was sitting across from him completely naked except for a pair of blue skate shorts, leg warmers, and silver boots.

On her lap there was a …..

Oh well.

Mani had a portable lie detector machine.
"So ur awake. Now we can begin." She said attaching the wires to Prince.
Prince knew he had a lot of explaining ahead.

"Sweetie Kitty, how did we get here?" Prince asked trying to stall for time.

"Don't be silly Dear, surely u have figured out by now I'm a witch." Mani replied intend on her work.

Prince was speechless. Mani being a witch did explain alot of things, especially her cooking.

Prince thought for a moment, "Well answer me this...

"yes, honey, " Mani replied, "what's your question."

"If a little snake grows up to be a big snake, and the big snakes gives birth...."

FLASH!!!
A ray of light came through an entrance.
In walked a figure standing only 4 feet tall.

It was....

it was mini prince, although not much smaller then normal prince he was his clone never the less.

"where did u come from" prince yelled

"from the light in the entrance" mini prince replied "i have come to make sure you win a grammy next month, i hear that the wood duck usher is your main rival, i think we can come up with a plan to beat him"

"what we will do is this....
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jonty1975 said:

U people are sooooo fucked up.
:LOL:

jonty1975 said:

... we will run on stage while Usher's performing, with a big red clown nose and drag him off stage, and then preceed to perform with the clown nose on. And no one will ever know the difference." The clone prince said in his helium sucked voice.

"Listen, mini-me... you do what you gotta do, I'm much too old-school for that. Now how do I get my Jehova-ass outta here?" Prince said popping his collar.

"Ok.. there are two doors, the green or the purple. Choose wisely... one of the doors is evil, but the other one will return you right where you began this morning. The Dawn is with you my friend." As the mini-Prince evaporated into a purple haze.

Prince gazed down the hallway at the neon green door, and the blinking purple door. He was now faced to face, he turned the knob to the...

sexkitten04 said:

"Well, I'm expected to choose the purple one because everyone knows that's my favorite color, but what if it's a trick and the devil wants me to try to out smart him by choosing the green one. Prince using his best logic, "So I'll still choose the purple one."

He opened the door, and he was back on his bed with Mani giving him a foot message. "Is everything ok, Love? You seem startled." Mani asked.
"Mani, I need to see that doctor in Beverly Hills, you know the one, and ask how much of my mind is left."

Mani stopped rubbing Prince's feet. "Did you have another dream about those crazy Prince.Org people?"

"Not this time, but I was impaled with a metal pole, and my balls were stapled again." Prince said trying to clear the image from his mind. "You were also a witch, and I had a mini-me."

"No more cable for you, Mister! I'll call the doctor's office, and see if he has any time today." Mani replied as she reached for the phone. Mani was deeply concerned. Just before the New Year Prince suffered from a conclusion, a voodoo hex, and a high fever that was cured by licking ice cream off of him. Mani hung up the phone, and advised Prince to get dress. The doctor could see him as soon as he could get there.

Prince wonder if it was time to get back on his special medication. The medicine that brought him out of his Symbol period.

At the psychologist office...
[Edited 1/20/05 18:43pm]

littlemissg said:

Prince squealed with excitment as he successfully found all 20 of the hidden items in the latest issue of "Highlight" magazine. "Man, I love these 'Highlight' magazines...honey, you should try one. I bet you can't find all 20 things in the picture like I just did...I bet cha," taunted Prince. Mani looks at him, gets up, and walks to the nurse's station. "For the love of Jehovah, can we please just put him in that 'special hospital' like I originally requested. We have knives and other sharp and dangerous objects in our house," Mani begged. "Mrs. Nelson, the doctor has already declined your request to commit your husband," replied the nurse. "Fine, but if I have to start eating off plastic, putting those little plastic covers over the plug outlets, and fencing off areas of the house, then I'll be forced to lock him in his recording booth. I've already been forced to hide all of my eyeliners and good hair care products from him," Mani replied as she sat back in her chair. "Look, Mani, I just connected the hell out of these dots...now, all I need is a blue crayon to hook this pic up. Ooohh, they have a receipe in here for s'mores," smiled Prince. "Mr. and Mrs. Nelson, the doctor will see you now," called the nurse. "C'mon honey, the doctor is ready," said Mani. "Awww, can I take my book. I'm afraid someone will write in it while I'm talking to the doctor," cried Prince. "I doubt many 5 year olds visit the psychologist, but if it will make you get up and c'mon than fine," Mani replied while rolling her eyes. "Cool! Note to self: must remember to get subscription to 'Highlight' and fill out that offer for the 12 CDs for the price of one," smiled Prince. Prince and Mani enter the doctors room. "Sweet, he's got a paper clip holder," smiled Prince, "I never knew they existed...honey, we're going to have to make a stop at Office Depot on the way home." "Depends on if the doctor says you can play with objects that have sharp points," grinned Mani. Suddenly, the door opens and in walks.....
[Edited 1/21/05 1:32am]

None other than Larry Graham.
"Thanks Larry for seeing us on such short notice!" Mani greeted him
"Short? What? Is that like some pun? I'm sick of you making fun of me, Manikitty." Prince cooed back.
"Larry, can you do what we came to do?" Mani smiled.

"Prince, would you like to read from the bible some more?" Larry leaned over with a fierceness in his eyes. His eyes started to change colors and then into a rotating hypnotizer.
"Prince, you love Jehova. You love Manuela. You will hold back on every record from here now until I plan my comeback and am better than you. But most of all, Jehova does not want you to curse, or do anything sexual on stage..."

In through the door Sheila E. bursts along with her purse shaped as a snare drum and drum sticks in her hair used as chopsticks.

"Wake up, Prince." she nudged him.
"I love Jomama, I mean, Jehova" Prince awoke from a dreamy trance.
"Prince, what happened to the nasty little guy who used to hump his guitar and wear assless pants? Don't you see," Sheila E. yelled while pointing toward the computer, "Your fans on the ORG miss that guy. The guy who didn't give a shit what other people thought."

"You know what, Sheila.... you're right. Fuck this shit man... I'm outta this Jehova bullshit... Ya'll haven't seen the last of me, OH no. I'mma make another movie..."
"Prince, please. Don't." Sheila E. smiled.

Prince did a little twirl (circa 1986- Parade Twirl) and magically transformed his bland polka dot suit into some ruffles and lace (circo 1984- Purple Rain) and walked towards the door.

As he walked through the door...

.....Mani leaped from her chair next to Larry
"STOP!" she shouted. "we have worked too hard to keep him this way! I have not been changed into a Vanity Clone for nothing! (granted,i look a hell of a lot better...) Prince! I command you to stop!"
the sound of Mani's voice brought back something of the glaze to Prince's beautiful BROWN eyes. Sheila recognized this look and leaped in front of Mani and Larry, crossing her drum sticks as if in a protective manner.
"you can't stop him now! he's back to the way that he was! the way the ORGERs have longed for him to be! let them celebrate, and we can get back to makin the funky music!"
just then they sky turned black and there were flashes of lightening. in the backround, Larry's raido clicked on and music from Diamonds and Pearls came wafting across the room. Prince strongly and definantly walked out the door, only to run right into.....

Michael Jackson, who told Prince that his butt was his. Prince screamed in a
very lady like manner and ran from the building. Down on the street he
realised he was all alone without a bodygaurd. This scared the shit out of him
as there were real people all around him, he turned to see if there was a
friendly face and bumped into .....

Goldstar said:

Doctor Phil. "Prince! Hello what are you doing here?"
"Hey, your Dr. Phil!" Prince asked.
"Yes I am. I've been wanting to make your acquaintance for some time. I've been a fan of yours since, I got luck with girls back in college by playing your Dirty Mind album!" Dr. Phil said shaking Prince's hand. Prince was glad to see someone familar. "Can you give me a ride away from here, maybe to a hotel?" Only slightly offended, "Uh, I'm a big fan and all, but I don't play like that."
"No Doc, that's not what I mean. People have been messing with my mind, and I got to make sure my head is straight." Dr. Phil was tired of dealing with the problems of stupid people who don't know how to raise their kids or when to stop eating. A celebrity case with someone with the issues Prince obivously has judging from how he's dressed in his retro '80 clothes would breath new life into his show. "Sure, Mr. Nelson come with me, I have my ink blots in the car."

Doctor Phil sneaked Prince in to a downtown hotel, and began his analysis.
"Now Prince look at this picture and tell me what you see." Doctor Phil instructed with the first ink blot.
Squinting, Prince said, "My mother having sex with a butterfly."
"Uh huh, and this one?" the doc asked.
"I seee an alligator flying over the moon to have sex with another alligator."
"Good, good, how about this?"
"I see, I see me and Mani having sex and she's smiling, but not because she loves me, she just wants to use me, and and boo hoo hoo!

Prince started wailing loudly. Doctor Phil got the tissues and said...

"OK, here's another ink blot test, Prince.", Dr Phil continued, "Tell me what you see."

Fighting back tears Prince looked at the photgraph of a black ink blot in the obvious shape of a butterfly.

"I think it looks like..." Prince weezing with tears at this point.
"I think...eeeehhhhh weeee weeeee wooweeee ehheeeee..." snot now dripping down his nose.

"Yes, Prince, go on"

Prince gathered himself and responded, "It looks like standard parttern #57 from the Rorschach ink blot tests to indentify obsessive-compulsive disorder."

It was at that momment that Emo Phillips showed up. In Emo's hand he was carrying....


[Edited 1/21/05 16:47pm]

a key. “Look Princey, that was good try but went through the wrong freakin door! You’re still locked in your inter-most sub-mind!” Emo said.
“Who are you?” Prince asked. Emo could see the boy was truly confused. “I’m what little sense you have fool! I was mini-me the first time, but I failed trying to lead you back to reality. This time I got a key that will only work on the correct door.”
“Why didn’t you give me a key the first time?” Prince asked.
“Well, you’re not the quick friend. I can only do what you think up.” Emo said.
“Hello, Mr. Nelson. Whom are you talking to?” Dr. Phil asked.
“How do I know this for sure, positivity this isn’t reality?” A skeptical Prince asked.
“Would you ever again be caught dead in a Purple Rain outfit?” Emo answered.
That was enough to convince Prince.

Emo gave one last piece of guidance, “One more thing, Larry’s not right about everything. Having a religion is good, but it has to fit who you are, and who you want to be. Not who other person’s want you to be, just like with your music. Think about that, and you should stop trippin.”

He took the key and tried both doors. The green one opened, and he awoke on his bed. Mani was fast asleep with his big toe in her mouth. Prince always felt relaxed after a good foot job. Prince carefully eased his toe from her mouth, and reminded himself not to kiss her until she brushed her teeth. Prince sat and thought very deep thoughts about his life.

Meanwhile....

the phone began rining off the hook
"who is this? prince answered in a confused state
"it's me jilly jill' none other than washed up paiseley park artist jill jones
"betty ford said i had one call before treatment, the story about your masculinity
being found is a lie.i'm sorry to tell u this, she said holding back tears, but your masculinity died a long time ago."
wwwwwaaaahhhhh prince began wailing "oh my masculinity i've lost u forever"
"it was all a plot by Sheila. e ,jilly said, to get u back to ur guitar humping days." prince was almost at the point of a breakdown
when there was a great flash! the phone disconnected , the sky became purple and people seemed to be running everwhere. out of the flash came non other than....

the phone began rining off the hook
"who is this? prince answered in a confused state
"it's me jilly jill' none other than washed up paiseley park artist jill jones
"betty ford said i had one call before treatment, the story about your masculinity
being found is a lie.i'm sorry to tell u this, she said holding back tears, but your masculinity died a long time ago."
wwwwwaaaahhhhh prince began wailing "oh my masculinity i've lost u forever"
"it was all a plot by Sheila. e ,jilly said, to get u back to ur guitar humping days." prince was almost at the point of a breakdown
when there was a great flash! the phone disconnected , the sky became purple and people seemed to be running everwhere. out of the flash came non other than....

FoxxeManniGann said:

I.R.S. Agent Smith.
Prince froze in horror. Agent Smith was responsible for taking down M.C. Hammer, Willie Nelson, Left Eye, Elton John, and countless others.

"Hello, Mr. Nelson. I just dropped by to give you official notice that the IRS will be reviewing your income reporting from 2000 to present. You came to our attention because of various deductions for cosmetic items, and Italian shoes."

"Having the biggest grossing tour of 2004 wouldn't have anything to do with it, now would it?" Prince asked.

Agent Smith' mouth turned up slightly into a smile., "Oh, that's just a coincidence." With that he gave Prince a notice with an appointment time when the auditors would appear at Paisley Park. In an identical flash Agent Smith disappeared. Prince tried to convince himself this wasn't reality, but he knew it was.

"Mani Wake Up!" Prince said poking his wife. "Hmmm, what is it?" Mani replied half awake." Get dress, and call the tax lawyers, and accountants, Agent Smith was here!" Prince advised rushing to get ready. Mani jumped up, and began reciting the 121st Psalm.

They feared, the worst was yet to come.
[Edited 2/6/05 12:15pm]

littlemissg said:

Just then, the door burst open and in walked Agent Smith. Prince hit the switch on the lamp that had been stylishly adorned with a semi-transparent, purple scarf with metallic stars. As the lights illuminated the room, Prince and Mani realized that the man in the badly tailored, navy blue suit with the cheap Ray-ban glasses was indeed Agent Smith....Agent Will Smith. "Oh shit, Honey, it's the Fresh Prince! Brotha, I love "Summertime, but the rest of your stuff is pretty lame," Prince said. "Well, well, if it isn't his royal badness. Let me tell you something, Mr. Girly-man, I've never had to curse in any of my records or kill anybody in any of my records, so what do you have to say about that," yelled Will. "Didn't you curse a shit load in those 'Bad Boys' films...oh and in 'Independence Day'...and I know you ain't trying to get embarrassed in front of my wife with that girly man comment. I saw 'Six Degrees of Separation'," retaliated Prince. "Don't diss my partner like that...at least he owns his masters," replied a voice from behind Agent Smith. "Who the hell is that," questioned Mani. "It is I," the voice replied. The lights in the room dim as a green strobe light comes on. "They call me U-S-H-E-R R-A-Y-M-OND," sang the voice. Prince and Mani look at each other and roll their eyes as Usher steals yet another Michael Jackson move to make his entrance into the room, "Jesus, please tell me you don't have that scary dude that screams all the time with you," pleaded Mani. "You know I had to bring my posse with me," sang Usher as Lil' Jon and Ludacris filed in behind him. "Did I miss something? When did I wake up on TRL?" questions Prince. "At least I can get on TRL," smirked Usher. "YEAH!," yelled Lil' Jon. "You shut up and get out before I have to bet you down like I bet down all the other bitches who try to hurt or steal my husband," yelled Mani! "Look, Prince. We just want you to help Will get his music career jumpin' again...ya know, like how you managed to make you comeback," replied Ludacris. "For the millionth time, I'm not making a comeback. I was never gone. Is anyone listening to me when I talk anymore?" cried Prince. "So will you help me," begged Agent Smith? As Prince pondered the question at hand.....

So will you help me," begged Agent Smith? As Prince pondered the question at hand.....

"Yes, I will, but do you mind if we get DRESSED first?!" Prince replied. Both he and Mani were butt naked.
"We don't mind if you get dress, but..." Ludacris said learing at Mani.
"BACK OFF FOOL THAT'S MY WIFE!" Prince said ready to throw down dressed or not.
"Be cool, be cool, we're leaving! We'll wait downstairs." Willie Smith said leading the others to the door.

"Do you know why everyone feels free to walking into our bedroom? I know it's not because of me." Mani said as she slipped on her robe. "Well Babe, you always felt free to stop in before we were married. As a matter of fact, before.." "Nevermind, nevermind!" Mani replied going to bath. "Be sure to brush your teeth well Pumpkin." Prince reminded. Prince thought maybe they should feel free to drop-in on Will and Jada sometime. "Mani, I going to need help getting my royal penis clean!" Prince called trotting after her.

Downstairs the visitors where talking and looking around...
[Edited 1/22/05 17:15pm]

littlemissg said:

"Man, that pot roast sure was good," replied Usher.

"It sure was, Ursher," said Lil' Jon.

"For the billionth time, my name is 'Usher', not 'Ursher', dammit," yelled Usher.

"Sorry," replied Lil' Jon.

"Dawg, is that a bondage chair over there in the corner," questioned Ludacris.

"Prince sure is a freaky little dude," retorted Usher.

"At least it's not as scary as that stuff we saw in those locked rooms when we went over to Madonna's and Michael's cribs," replied Lil' Jon.

The entire group shuddered at the memory of the unsual devices they had seen when they ventured to Maddy's and MJ's houses in their quest for musical guidance.

"Let's never go to those places again," said Will, "I'll be having nightmares about them until I'm 60."

"Look," said Usher, as the group filled in behind him. "It's a button."

Usher pushes the button as a hidden door swings open to reveal a dark room.

"Man, these 80's singers all have freaky hidden rooms and we all know that Prince was the biggest freak of them all, so I don't think we should go in there," said Will.

Unfortunately, Usher, Luda, and Lil' Jon couldn't hear him, because of all the loud music that had been pumpin' from the mega watt speakers in Usher's whip. Luda felt around on the wall until his hand rubbed against the light switch.

"This is probably the infamous vault that I've heard soo much about from other artists and those people on the ORG," said Luda.

"If that's what's in here, than, hell yeah, we're jackin' everything," screamed Lil' Jon.

"Ya' damn skippy, because I know half of that stuff doesn't have any copyrights," said Luda.

"Even if it did, we could always just switch up a couple notes and 'sample' it," retorted Usher.

Upon hitting the light switch, the anxious quartet were surprised by what they saw. Before them stood a table with a copy of the "Graffiti Bridge" movie and soundtrack; the infamous yellow, assless, pants suit; a giant, purple stuffed giraffe; and a old issue of 'Highlight' magazine. Above the table, there was a sign that read, "My Vault", with a bunch of purple smiley face stickers around it.

"What the hell is this," puzzled Will.

Just then, Prince burst through the doors in his silk robe.

"If you touch my happy things, I'll be forced to cut 'cha," he screamed, while waving a plastic knife. "I'm not allowed to use a real knife, but don't think that I can't give you a helluva painful gash with this one."

Usher walks up to Prince and slaps the utensil out of his hand.

"Just help us, so we can bounce," said Usher.

Mani enters the room as the group exits the vault.

"Oh no, please tell me you guys didn't go into his happy place. Last time I went in there, he throw his boot at me," said Mani.

Suddenly, bright headlights flashed through the overhead skylight....
[Edited 1/23/05 7:39am]

“Who could that be?” Prince wondered aloud as a small helicopter landed on the grounds.
“Look! It’s Dave Chappelle!” said Will Smith pointing as Dave and a small group move toward the house. Prince opened the glass door, “Dave! Man what are you doing here?” Dave and company walked inside. “I came for a re-match. You said we could have one anytime we were ready, and we’re ready!" Prince laughed, remembering how he schooled Dave and his brother on the basketball court.

Ludacris, Will, Lil Jon, and Usher assured Prince that they were more than willing and able to take Dave’s team. The others already had basketball shoes on, and Prince dressed for the indoor court the way only Prince can. He sported his blue satin gym shorts, legwarmers, and sliver boots from the I Wanna Be Ur Love video. “I going to teach ya’ old school style!” Prince taunted.

Mani would keep score. The game was on!

littlemissg said:

prince was really pumped up about the game. he started to exercise doing some jump rope,some mean hop skotch, and some push ups. he could only manage two before mani had to drag him off the court and revive him with some water. a freshly conscious prince was back and ready to roll
"i gonna show ya how we do it down in minneapolis", prince said
"what the hell is he wearing? asked usher, "we're at a b ball game not a jerry lewis telethon'
tweet!, mani blew the whistle and the game was on
"lets get it on', dave said, as he quickly passed the ball to eddie murhy's brother 'charlie' who quickly made a three point shot over lil jon's head
"how'd u like that?, charlie said whilst running back from the shot
prince was not too happy with the way the game was going but played on anyway
charlie passed te ball to dave who was about to shoot when prince pulled out a raspberry beret, threw it at dave c., stole the ball proceeded to do a crossover fade through his legs,around his back then up over his head and score!
"boy george plays better ball than you," prince said to dave
"oh yeah? i bet he's one of ur friends,dave said
"no he's not," prince retorted.
prince made a mental note to call boy george
Half time! mani shouted. a sweaty prince ran over to mani and like an exhausted marathon runner, poured a bottle of water over his head.
"boo bee kins im kickng thier ass",prince said to mani
"u sure are my precious boo bee kitty kins", mani said
like a midget at a urinal prince was on his feet nd witing to see what th second half had in store.....

FoxxeManniGann said:

FoxxeManniGann said:

eager to see what the second half had in store, prince quickly ran back onto the court and was ready to play,when a yellow car with red and blue stripes pulled up to the estate.a shadowy figre emerged and moved closer and closer to the court
"whats happening yall?" it was none other than morris day dressesd in a blue fur coat , white polyester suit and black and white wing tipped shoes.
"who the f**k is this asshole? ,asked lil jon
"must be one of prince's guys", said usher
"well hey lil willie",morris said to will, " havent seen u since six degrees of separation"
"is that the only movie u faggots ever remember?' will askd with a disgusted look on his face
a surprised prince ran over to where the others were staning
"moris? what are u doing here?, prince asked
"hey mr. purple man im just here to tell, u there's somethin else," morris replied,"my new album's coming out called 'Time 2 Start Over', there will also be a world tour and a competely useless dvd of that tour to accomany it."
usher and lil jon looked at each other and rolled their eyes in disgust.
prince was just about to speak to morris when out of nowhere morris pulled out a boom box and said Time's up! and started dancing to 'jungle love.'
prince made a mental note to never invite morris to his home again
upon seeing morris dance and slide about usher began taking off his shirt and said "no washed up 80's junkie is gonna upstge me" and started singing and dancing to "yeah" . the chaos and disorder continued until some activator fell out of morris's jerry curl onto the floor causing him to slip, fall and crash into prince,luda,will,lil jon and usher knoking them all unonscious .when pince finally he was shocked to see who else but.....

Jerome Benton jump out of Morris Day's asshole.
"Tricky's my name and Love is my game, if you ain't got no money, I love ya'll just the same!" He said going into Tricky mode.
"Morris, did you swallow Jerome again?" Prince giggled.

"Can I please speak to you in private?" Morris said pulling Jerome and Prince aside.
"Now... listen, on the count of three, we's gonna school these young cats in a game i like to play called Lake MinnadunkYA! Now what we ought to have is a password on which way you's coming. Now what's the password?" Morris asked.
"You got it!" Jerome smiled.
"Got what?"
"The password."
"OH HELL NO, do not start that shit again!" Prince said breaking their mental sweat, "The password is Purple."
"Purple? Isn't that a little too obvious, Prince?" Jerome asked.
"The Password is... Abra Cadabra. Now BREAK fool."
Prince glided to the left, Jerome took right, while Morris strided dribbling the ball in a pimp fashion while Lil' Jon went up to guard him.
"OOOOOKK!!!" Lil' Jon screamed in Morris' face.
"Such nastiness." Morris said scrunching his face up.
"WHAAAAATT?" Lil' Jon wailed again.
"Don't you know how to say anything other than YEA, WHAT, AND OK?" Morris said getting a little nasty.
"YEEEEAAAAA!!" Lil' Jon smiled with a mouth full of nasty metal (ew).
Just then a limo pulled up beside the court.
Out of the limo appeared Apollonia and Vanity accompanied by...

Kylie.

"This b****'s been claimin' u all did her like u did me, yelled Vanity.

"And Me!" shrieked Apples, "And she all's got a REAL music career. So wassup wit dat?"

"A real music career," Jerome chuckled.

"anyways, Why her and not us?" Apples began undoing her corset.

"Hey hey, u all been initiated. No need for that." Prince ran u to her and stopped her. "Ur pushin' 40! U gotta get some respect! Like Kylie here, she always dressed 2 the 9's!"

Thus distracting the 3 women, he signalled Morris and Jerome and each grabbed one and pushed them into the PP studio. Mani came running up behind yelping, "Hey guys, whatcha doing?" but she was left outside with a slammed door in her face.

Jerome turned to Prince while keeping Vanity's arms locked. "Now what u got planned, boss?"

"Well, first I'm gonna steal this white hood thingy for an awards show, and then I gotta see what I can do with these hot-pants she's wearing. Wow, 3 chicks shorter than me. What'll I do?"