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Printable while listening to "Mr. Jones" you change the lyric to "if i could go to paisley park I would buy myself a Purple Guitar and Play" and "I wanna be Joni Mitchell" Join me under the waterfall
Climb the rainbow tree love is my color when I am shown love in return | |
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missfee said:[quote
-after watching prince perform on tv, or live or present an award on tv, you shout out loud, "damn, i love that sexy man!!!"[/quote] Or while on the eliptical machine, you start jumping up and down and clapping and almost fall off and bust your ass. but that's ok cause damn he looked good at the People's choice awards Join me under the waterfall
Climb the rainbow tree love is my color when I am shown love in return | |
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You know you're a prince fan, when you're mentioned in USA Today due to your odd Prince memorabilia...
The Sweet Smell Of Excess Nikkigrrrll said: You take the day off school and work on the day of a new Prince release so that
you can get it as soon as its released in the "wrecka stow" and spend the whole day listening to it. ( i did that with "Crystal Ball" and it became a custom.) | |
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If an ex-husband took 7 Prince cd's when he left to piss you off and you in turn used the joint tax return to replace them and get newer versions of the ones he left so you could leave them unopened. And I still had money left over to take my friends and myself to the Musicology concert.Iput my wisdom teeth removal on hold which was my original plan for the money. "and that says what?" I'm gonna count every second, every minute, each and every hour of every day, 'till you come on back, come on back........ | |
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SquirrelMeat said: My old boss was called David Wild. Can you imagine what I sung in my head every time his name was spoken?????
no one ever replied...Dayz of Wild  | |
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U 4ce wife, 5, 6, and 15 year old 2 listen to P when in the car with u.
Buy tickets 2 the Musicology concert 4 all 5 of us at over $100 a pop. It worked, they're hooked. Just working on getting them up to speed with me. C U IN THE SUNSHINE | |
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wallysafford said: if you bleed purple.
THIS is the BEST one of all. It gets down to the HEART of the subject. | |
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meltwithu said: --you tape over important events like graduations or weddings because Prince was on TV and you forgot to get a new tape
--you get mad when you go to a concert and people certainly less qualified than you actually scored seats in front of you --you wake up 3 hours before the npgmc pre-sale and keep staring at the "not available" box for 2 hours and 59 minutes --you actually consider going to another city to see a Prince concert, but won't go to see a boyfriend/girlfriend's favorite act in your own city --you actually learned The Lord's Prayer from listening to Controversey --rather than watch CNN or read the newspaper, you base all your political beliefs on Prince songs --unhappy with you current work situation, you write "slave" on your cheekbone in permanent marker --feeling the need to mix sexuality and religion, you go to church with no bra on or free ball it in knit slacks  Yeah that'd be me!
"The little 1 will escort u 2 the places within ur mind" | |
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If it completely baffles you that there are people not into him  no comprehendo
If you missed 2 1/2 hours of elementary school because HBO showed Purple Rain at 8:00am and had to wake your mom up to write you a note (and got your ass beat for it) | |
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This is the voice of the Misterons.....
You are having a romantic night with your wife when she notices the sunset is quite spectacular, you look and you cant get 1999 to stop playing in your head. On your birthday you get the breakfast crew at the radio station you work at to do a "Shout out" and play a Prince song for you, even though your 36 years old. You hold the latest Prince CD like a bible and try to convert others to the "New sound" at every possible opportunity. You buy a keyboard for your 8 month old son who cant even talk yet and teach him the cords to "When doves cry". Go to partys dressed as Zorro but really your Prince in disguise (you know,just nobody else does) The first 10 years of your sex life was the love scene from Purple rain over and over again and when you finally break up its the fight scenes BEFORE purple rain....only you never get to sing purple rain and make up. Dude.....IM TWISTED!!! Misteron | |
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..... you bought "1999 - The New Master".....
I'd like to see anyone top THAT!  | |
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MartyMcFly said: ..... you bought "1999 - The New Master".....
I'd like to see anyone top THAT! This is the voice of the Misterons..... You brought it again as a reserve copy when it was marked down to $1.99 at "The warehouse" Misteron [Edited 2/8/05 2:35am] | |
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You know you are a Prince fan when . . .
- you arrive to work on time but end up clocking in late because you where in your car waiting for his song to end; it is disrespectful to turn it off while he is still singing to you dontcha know. I am notorious for this.  | |
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freeurmind said: SquirrelMeat said: My old boss was called David Wild. Can you imagine what I sung in my head every time his name was spoken?????
no one ever replied...Dayz of Wild What about "Get Wild", ambitious as SquirrelMeat is?  RIP Prince: thank U 4 a funky Time... |
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You're lying in bed and your girlfriend asks you "What are you thinking about?" and you say "nothing" because you don't want to respond with "Prince". | |
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misteron said: MartyMcFly said: ..... you bought "1999 - The New Master".....
I'd like to see anyone top THAT! This is the voice of the Misterons..... You brought it again as a reserve copy when it was marked down to $1.99 at "The warehouse" Misteron [Edited 2/8/05 2:35am] I bow down to you, oh mighty Misterons.... your loyalty to P is without question.... 2 copies of 1999-TNM.... u have some serious issues to sort out... somehting back in your childhood perhaps....  | |
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NPGDiva said: U know u're a Prince fan when...
When people call Prince a sissy and u proceed 2 defend him. Or even worse; if you defend him by telling people you think he is the smartest heterosexual on earth, then smooth out the baffled faces by describing what happens on front row at prince concerts... |
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WHEN U LOVE SOMEBODY....EVERY NOW AND THEN IT MIGHT RAIN | |
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When u have a symbol necklace hangin from the mirror of ur car, with a symbol keyring on ur car keys, and ur driving around in a Prince hat with one of his cd's on a loud as u can..... | |
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misteron said: Go to partys dressed as Zorro but really your Prince in disguise (you know,just nobody else does) THAT is the funniest thing I have ever heard!!! You are twisted!!! I love it! U no U're a Prince Freak when: people always tell you what a kick ass dancer you are, but you already know this, because you learned to dance by watching prince. you own all the picture discs, and purple vinyl, and have secretly played them once. who needs prozac when theres prince! | |
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"You know your a Prince fan if"....You drive from NC to Toledo, OH in the dead of winter (Snow) to the Prince Fest and leave with a $1000.00 worth of cardboard.  | |
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TEG27 said:[quote] misteron said: Go to partys dressed as Zorro but really your Prince in disguise (you know,just nobody else does)  | |
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Damn this thread is funny...makes u realise that we are not alone!!!
My answers... ...after a tremendous Grammy performance you burn copies for all your work friends so they too can witness the funk. ...your manager comes up to you at work realising a Prince tour has been announced and as well trained as he is asks you how much time you will need off work! ...trying to act out a certain scene from a movie your girlfriend gets the shits because you keep asking her to get up on her knees while you're behind her. Lucky last; ...after reading this thread u feel totally justifed in continuing to carry on like the completely obsessed P fan that you are  I sincerely want 2 fuck the taste out of your mouth | |
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You know you are a Prince and Michael Jackson fan when you nearly cry when people ask why you like such strange people, and when people try to make them enemies. Everyone should read my siggy.  | |
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You know you're a Prince fan if...
* You're stuck in that hell otherwise known as the period between the announcement of a new album and the actual release date and you're honestly not sure how much more your nerves can take. * Anytime you're reading or watching an interview with a musician and s/he cites the artists who influenced them and they fail to mention Prince, you take it personally. * In playful exasperation, your life partner of going on 15 years says to you, "It obviously goes this way: "God, then Prince, then me...and the first two are close."
Peace, David | |
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tackam said: -The pet name thing. I've had a fish named Camille, a cat named Paisley, and I've fallen in love with this puppy whom I'm already mentally calling Victor. It's a sickness.
i named my cat hohner...i almost named 'im mr. christian. 
...and you know you're a prince freek when your own father asks you about ol' boy ("what's he up to now? how old is he? you seen 'im lately?") without you having to even mention him. | |
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You know you're a Prince fan if ...
you pick out famous women that you think Prince will like (for example: I can see Prince with Rosario Dawson, etc ...). you don't want to get married cos what if you run into Prince later in life, and then you'd have to cheat on your husband and run off with Prince. you sound like him (for instance: I told my son to pick up his toy. I said, "Pick it up" and I thought, "Hey, I sounded like Prince in Dance On!") you meet a boy with a brother named Prince and you take it as a "sign" The Dreaming Peasant
"Penny, penny bring me luck...." I'm just a child; I'm so darn shy; a knock at the door, and I run to hide. | |
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Stax said: If you have ten copies of Musicology.
oh my god!!! seriously??? | |
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you know you're a prince fan if
1. you stop being someone's friend because they hate Prince. Once, this girl I knew told me that she could never ever see Prince in concert because she is a good, true Christian; so I said to her: don't ever email me or call me again. 2. you thank the heavens for being cute and short and skinny because now you have something in common with him (THANKS!) 3. you literally feel sick to your stomach when a Prince concert is going on, but you're not there 4. want to move to Toronto now and are googling apartments in the area "The poets are demanding their pay..."
"I'm a radio I'm a country station I'm a little bit corny I'm a wildwood flower..." | |
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Nikkigrrrll said: *...you answer the phone with "what it is?" Or you just wish you were cool enough to answer the phone with "what it is?" Im sorry it just don't sound good from a skinny-assed white girl!  | |
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