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Printablewasitgood4u said: "Well, first I'm gonna steal this white hood thingy for an awards show, and then I gotta see what I can do with these hot-pants she's wearing. Wow, 3 chicks shorter than me. What'll I do?" Prince open a closet and produced three buckets. "Here take these, and these give them each a scraper. The last time certain 'ladies' were in here, I found gum stuck under my desk and soundboard. Now THEY get to clean it up!" "Hey it wasn't me!" Vanity protested. "What's that you're chewing now,mmmm." Prince asked holding out a hand. "GULP, Nothing!" Vanity said quickly. Morris, you and Jerome supervise, make sure they do a good job. Maybe just maybe they'll learn some home training!" Prince said as he left the room. Mani was waiting outside the door. "Got'em cleaning up their mess?" Prince nodded. "I don't mind company, but we can't let everything off the street in here." Prince and Mani returned to the court for the second half of the game. [Edited 1/25/05 17:32pm] | |
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Prince and Mani entered the gym to find more visitors had arrived. "What is this Grand Central Station?" Prince asked. Sitting on the stands were... | |
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littlemissg said: Prince and Mani entered the gym to find more visitors had arrived. "What is this Grand Central Station?" Prince asked. Sitting on the stands were...
Charles Barkley, Shaq, Michael Jordon, Ben Wallace, and Ron Artest Dave said, “I called in some reenforcements.” Prince stood in awe. There before him was a few of his favorite players. Prince looked up, waaay up to the players and shook their hands. “Wow, I can’t believe it! You guys are great!” After exchanging mutual admiration, the teams were formed. Prince, Morris, Micheal, Usher, Jerome, Lil Jon, and Ben where on one team, while Dave, Ron, Charles, Charlie, Will, Ludacris, and Shaq was on the other. Shaq and Michael faced off and Michael took the ball. Jordan was a bit slower than his heyday but still impressive, easily sinking a three-pointer. Shaq followed up with an easy lay up, while the others ran to keep up. The teams battle back and forth in Prince’s dream game. Prince and Lil Jon, Morris, and Jerome where not effective on playing defense being out-sized, but were able to hold on offensively. The legendary Michael Jordan began to limp slightly at near the end of the third quarter, and called a time out. The non-professional players were thankful, but tried their best not to show it. “I got to have my holistic healer fix my knee.” Michael Jordan told his team as he pressed a button on his mobile phone. In through the gym doors ran a man of Asian descent, who was about thirty years old. Prince thought he looked very familiar. “You rang Mr. Jordan?” The healer asked. “Yes Mr. Bomb, my knee is acting up again.” Michael replied stretching his knee . “I’ll fix you right up, sir,” with that Mr. Bomb went to one knee and after rubbing both sides of the aching joint, ran his long wet tongue up and down, and around, and around Michael’s knee. In two minutes Mr. Bomb had finished his unusual treatment. The strange Asian proclaimed, “ There that should be all better!” Michael Jordan stood up, and jumped vertically several times testing the knee. “Perfect! Thanks! Hey Prince, I’ve noticed you’re favoring your right leg, do you need Mr. Bomb to help you with that?” Prince thought about it for a moment and said... [Edited 1/27/05 17:46pm] | |
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littlemissg said: littlemissg said: Prince and Mani entered the gym to find more visitors had arrived. "What is this Grand Central Station?" Prince asked. Sitting on the stands were...
Charles Barkley, Shaq, Michael Jordon, Ben Wallace, and Ron Artest Dave said, “I called in some reenforcements.” Prince stood in awe. There before him was a few of his favorite players. Prince looked up, waaay up to the players and shook their hands. “Wow, I can’t believe it! You guys are great!” After exchanging mutual admiration, the teams were formed. Prince, Morris, Micheal, Usher, Jerome, Lil Jon, and Ben where on one team, while Dave, Ron, Charles, Charlie, Will, Ludacris, and Shaq was on the other. Shaq and Michael faced off and Michael took the ball. Jordan was a bit slower than his heyday but still impressive, easily sinking a three-pointer. Shaq followed up with an easy lay up, while the others ran to keep up. The teams battle back and forth in Prince’s dream game. Prince and Lil Jon, Morris, and Jerome where not effective on playing defense being out-sized, but were able to hold on offensively. The legendary Michael Jordan began to limp slightly at near the end of the third quarter, and called a time out. The non-professional players were thankful, but tried their best not to show it. “I got to have my holistic healer fix my knee.” Michael Jordan told his team as he pressed a button on his mobile phone. In through the gym doors ran a man of Asian descent, who was about thirty years old. Prince thought he looked very familiar. “You rang Mr. Jordan?” The healer asked. “Yes Mr. Bomb, my knee is acting up again.” Michael replied stretching his knee . “I’ll fix you right up, sir,” with that Mr. Bomb went to one knee and after rubbing both sides of the aching joint, ran his long wet tongue up and down, and around, and around Michael’s knee. In two minutes Mr. Bomb had finished his unusual treatment. The strange Asian proclaimed, “ There that should be all better!” Michael Jordan stood up, and jumped vertically several times testing the knee. “Perfect! Thanks! Hey Prince, I’ve noticed you’re favoring your right leg, do you need Mr. Bomb to help you with that?” Prince thought about it for a moment and said... [Edited 1/27/05 17:46pm] 
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“No thanks man, I've got my own treatment.” Prince prefers natural remedies, however, Prince thought Michael’s healer reminded him too much of one of those nutty Prince dot Org people. Deep within the catacombs beneath his Minnesota home awaits his Pool of Lazarus, the secret to his ever youthful appearance. After the quests leave, he will submerge himself in its restorative waters, and be healed instantly. The whistle blew for the second half, and Jordan’s healer disappeared as quickly as he came. The Will Smith took the ball out and quickly had it stolen by Charles Barkley. Charles’ confident in his ball handling, performed some fancy foot work for the spectators, especially Mani who smiled at his antics. Charles couldn’t help thinking that if was for the little purple man he would love to ....
“Aaack!” Prince screeched. Charles not watching where he was going ran into Prince's throat with his fully erected penis! He nearly crushed Prince’s adams apple! “OH MY GOD! I’M VERY SORRY MAN!” Charles screamed, dropping the ball and trying his best to put down his soldier. Prince was holding his throat and screaming “Aaack!” Mani came running as everyone gathered around trying to help. “I’m sorry man! I’m not wearing my cup. The same thing happened to Larry Bird once when he charged me!” Charles Barley said apologetically. “Aaack!” Prince screamed. “Prince says:, Look where your going fool, and that’s a very personal foul!” Mani translated. “Aaack!” Prince screamed. “Prince says:, I’ll beat your retired golf playing a** down if you keep looking at my woman” Mani translated. “Aaack!” Prince screamed. Ludacris asked, “How do you know what he’s saying?” Mani explained that Prince will occasionally get into one of his moods and not talk, and like Patti LaBelle and ...’Others’, she had to learn to talk for him. “Aaack!” Prince screamed. “I wouldn’t translate that, but he owes the cuss jar five dollars.” Mani relayed. “Aaack!” Prince screamed. “Prince says: We’ll continue this some other time when he’s able to kick all your butts.” Mani interpreted for her husband. “When he can kick our butts? So that’s never?” Ron Artest kidded. “Aaack!” Prince screamed. Mani said, “Prince says: Stay for lunch. He should have his voice back soon”. “Aaack!” Prince screamed. “Yes Daddykins, I’ll get the veggie burgers, and soy dogs. We got chips and juice too.” Mani replied to her temporarily speechless Daddykins. Meanwhile... [Edited 2/2/05 15:30pm] | |
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Meanwhile, underneath the stately Nelson home a small group of turtle hatchlings is born. Crawling slowly through the dark cavern, the turtles come across the nearest underground source of water, Prince’s secret Pool of Lazarus. The mystical pool of unknown origin provides Prince with his forever youthful appearance, which mere mortals believe comes from healthy living. HA!
One by one the new born reptiles submerge into the magic waters. Prince seeking help for his crushed voice box, has sneaked away from his guest to partake of the ancient wonder’s power. As always Prince slowly descended in to the Pool of Lazarus, but this time something strange happened.... | |
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He saw that there were turtles in his pool!
One by one they began to grow. They grew into the 5 Ninja Turtles complete with weapons and bandanas. Curois about the ninjas, Prince dubbed them by names Michaelangelos, Donetello, and so on. They would be his 'special pets' since he lost his poor Masculinity to a rather violent death. My kitty wants to play... | |
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Prince thought "I should keep them to myself and never tell anyone about this - especially Mani. She already wants to commit me."
"Prince, are you okay in there?" asks Mani from the door. She's looking rather worried and upset because she can't figure out where the food is to make everyone lunch. "Yes dear! Fine" he responds/ "I can't let her find my little pets. She may tell Sheila and then I'll be back in the Doctors office" he says laughing maniaclly. Getting out of the pool Prince walks into the dining room where everyone is having lunch and says... My kitty wants to play... | |
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Prince says, “Everyone getting enough to eat?” Walking into the room dripping wet and naked.
“Sure man. Do you have some pants you want to put on?” Lil Jon asked. Michael Jordan was getting his plate when he saw Prince, “ Uh, I changed my mind. I’ll have the veggie burger instead”, he said, giving his soy dog back to Mani. “Prince! We agreed to dress when we have company!” Mani said exasperated. “Jeez! You people are a bunch of prudes! I’ll be right back.” Prince said as he trotted off to the ground floor level of the west branch, G thru M section of his clothes’ closet. Mani serving as hostess asked, “ Morris, what do you want on your soy dog?” “Chili Sauce!” Morris replied licking his lips. ***SLAP*** “EEEOUCH!” Cried Morris holding his slapped cheek. “Listen Mister, you can talk that trash to other women....” “But, I really do want chili sauce! And some onions if you got’em!” Morris explained. “Oh. I’ll check the kitchen.” Mani said sheepishly. “Do you want Doritos or Sour Cream & Onion chips?” “Let’s have them both, and our breath can smell like Prince’s” Jerome chimed. Prince re-enters the dining area wearing his favorite lavender shirt, grey pants, and matching grey four inch cuban heeled boots. Right behind him entered Vanity, Apollonia, and Kylie. “We finished cleaning, can we have some lunch?” Apples asked. “Sure, the more the merrier. What do you want?” Mani asked. “Ribs!” Replied Vanity “RIBS!” Prince said yelled! He grabbed Vanity by the neck dragging her to the front door, and gave her a cuban heeled boot in the behind. “SOME PEOPLE!” Prince exclaimed. Just then there was the sound of..... [Edited 2/6/05 12:08pm] | |
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...screaming coming from the kitchen.
Forgetting about Vanity - dropping her to the floor on the porch, Prince ran to see what was the matter. In the kitchen he found Mani white as a ghost. "What's wrong sugarpuss?" he asked and then he realized that she was staring at his new pets and a giant rat. "What th-?" Fainting and falling to the floor Prince dreamed that he was walking through a garden and in his dream was... My kitty wants to play... | |
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a park filled with people who's smiles spoke a profound inner peace. Their hair on one side was swept back. He saw Lisa and Wendy in their terrifically horrible outfits they wore to the Purple Rain premire in 1984. Prince was terrified.
"LISA! WENDY! why the hell r u doin here in Paisley Park?" asked Prince. But they did not respond. they kept walking. Prince followed them quietly this time, still wondering why they hadn't said anything back to him. Suddenly the girls stopped. They too were starring at Prince's new pets and the giant rat. "what the HELL?" whispered prince to himself in a fearful whisper. "i didn't know that these things had the capability in their hearts to get to the real Paisley Park. Oh no! what if they have turned evil and eatin all my new friends back at home?! LISA, WENDY! RUNNNNN!" cried Prince. the two women turned suddenly, and ran right over Prince, who had been hiding behinde the sesaw. they kept running until they were just specks in horribly bad clothing on the horizon. Prince wished negative things in his heart and was instantly taken away from the park filled with now DANGEROUS mutant ninga turtles and their new rat friend. back at the Nelson residence All the rappers and actors and ball players had passed out cold, along with Mani. Prince screamed in rage, only to find the Vanity , Apples, and Kylie had gone. somehow they had not been effected by the turtles or the rat. Prince pondered this a moment while holding Mani's beloved head in his lap. He came to only one conclusion: They, with the help from Shelia, and Sheena, and Dez Dickerson had all BECOME the giant turtles and the rat, and used it to get him out of the house. somehow this was all connected to getting him back to the wonderful way that he was in the 80s. just then, the front door burst open and the room filled with a blinding light. "DAMN IT LARRY! stop it! i hate it when u do that!" cried Prince. But it wasn't Larry. it was..... "music is my life partner. the only one who will never EVER leave me"--Tommy Lee | |
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Destiny’s Child!
“Beyonc’e, Kelly, uh, uh, That Other Girl! What are you doing here?” “My name is Michelle!” Michelle informed Prince while rolling her head in a very ghetto fashion. “What are you doing here?” A worried Prince asked. In unison they replied “Saving Music for Generations to Come!” “How?” Prince asked picking Mani up and sitting her in a chair. Just then another terrible sound was heard on the horizon. It sounded like it was closing in on them very quickly. Beyonc’e yelled, “Run! We got to get out of here!” Prince couldn’t leave Mani, he slung her over his shoulder. Together Prince and Destiny’s Child ran out of the mansion and down the long driveway. “Slow down I got Mani!” Prince said panting. “Can you keep up? Baby boy, make me lose my breath Bring the noise, make me lose my breath Hit me Hard, make me lose my”, the trio sung. “How can you lose your breath when you’re lip syncing?”Prince asked nearly breathless. Mani stirred on Prince’s shoulder, and screamed “LOOK OUT!” Behind them was.... | |
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Behind them was....the Jughead Juggernaut. | |
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roodboi said: Behind them was....the Jughead Juggernaut.
trying their best to outrun the villainous juggernaut, prince and destiny's children managed to outrun the evil jughead. they continued runnning all the way down alphabet sreet until they came to a crossroads 'well what's it gonna be, baby?, prince asked 'well if it was me i would turn back , run in the opposite direction and then turn left, Michelle said using her best logic 'all right, listen! ,prince said, i'll end this, will just go right. it's bad enough i have to hear u on the freakin radio every day , i don wanna hear u now. they continued on the right path until they saw something that totally captured their attention. A bright purple neon sign with a cat that was shockingly green , the building was psycadellic blue with orange stripes the name read "psycadellic electric pusscat new swingers club". prince was immediately entranced thinking back to his purple rain glory days. the group entered the club and upon their entrance prince surprised to see who else but... "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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LARRY GRAHAM! | |
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Prince & the Children saw none other than DR. PHIL FROM THE "7" VIDEO! Then, all of a sudden, 7 men in dark suits came out of nowhere and started stabbing him! Prince looked around, and saw Mayte on the pole balancing a sword on her head and kissing a dove, also reminiscent of the 7 video. | |
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RazzBeret said: Prince & the Children saw none other than DR. PHIL FROM THE "7" VIDEO! Then, all of a sudden, 7 men in dark suits came out of nowhere and started stabbing him! Prince looked around, and saw Mayte on the pole balancing a sword on her head and kissing a dove, also reminiscent of the 7 video.
the group was shocked to see the brutality before them but were relieved to see it was only the video showing in high definition. Prince looked around and was completely surprised at how much the building was painted like his own home. "...words of compassion , words of peace, in the distance...." the tune from 7 playing "uuuuummmm prince ,i think u should see this" Beyonce said upon further entrance into the club prince saw a caricature of his entire career, the dirty mind thigh high spandex, a graffiti bridge poster, the yellow assless pants and a picture of sheena E. Prince upon seeing this got into a flusterered rage,all the club goers were dressed in prince like polka dot suits and tuxedo ruffle shirts. "Nooooo", prince began to scream,"must - stay- true- to-- jehovah --must stay trueeeee" prince was finding it hard to resist the urge to hump his guitar and feel up his "ear" on stage "oooooh boy u better fight temptation" beyonce said Oh who's responsible 4 this?", prince asked just then the weird looking announcer from purple rain came on and said "ladies and Gentlemen The Revolution!" "motherf**ker" pince screamed as an extremely overwight dez dickeron took the stage "I'll just go up there and show him ",prince said while popping his collar when a sinister voice said "wait,i am..... "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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Xavier23 said: when a sinister voice said "wait,i am.....
coming with you." Everyone turned to see Larry Graham wearing a 70's Sly and the Family Stone inspired outfit. "Larry! What are you doing here?" Princed asked. "Why, I own the place. I brought with the money I made from your tour. Now that Glam Slam is closed, there was a void for a place like this." Prince agreed, but then remembered, "Hey, didn't you talk me out of buying Glam Slam to keep it open?" Smiling Larry explained, "Of course buddy, you know these places are money sucking holes that a superstar like yourself have no time to run it properly, unlike me." "Oh. I going to jam with the band!" Prince said climbing on stage. Larry put his hand on Prince's shoulder and said, "Would you like some Jesus Juice?" [Edited 2/10/05 17:33pm] | |
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"No" Prince replied, "I don't do that shit."
"Come 'on, lil' buddy--You'l like it" Larry responded. "Look--I DO NOT do that shit." "You don't need to curse", Larry lectured, " becuase cursing is ugly" "So is yo muskrat lookin' moustache", Prince responded rolling his eyes and waving his hands like Liberatche in dismissal of Larry. "Stop!" Larry said in a strange monotone voice. "You will be assimilated." Larry repeated over and over again. At that momment Prince noticed a blank look on Larry's face as Larry repeated the words over and over again "You will be assimilated" . It Hit Prince like a brickwall! Larry's a ROBOT!!!! That's why his whack ass dance moves looks so mechanical! Yes, a Robot! And his voice sounded very distant. Like it was...Like it was... "Coming from the other side of that door!" Prince screamed. His band turned and looked at him suspiciously. Prince walked to the door at the other side of the room. He oppened the door to reveal the man who was controlling the Larry Robot all these years. The room was dimly lit with pieces of plywood all over the place. Just like Oz was revealed from behind the little green curtain, this man appeared to be NOTHING like Larry Graham. He looke to weight about as much as a Volkswagen beetle, and he wore a scruffy beard not nearly as frightening as Larry's Moustache, but unkempt all the same. THe most startling feature of the man is that he was very very pale and had little holes on his scrotum that looked like puncture wounds. His anus also appeared to have just recently had a large metalic object ejected from it (from the looks of the way the outer rim of the anus was turned outwards--Prince was very familiar with this exit wound. "Got Dayum", Prince said, "How in the hell does white jail bait get so damned funky?" The man staired back at him and said, "Hello--Prince, my name is NATO." "Over the past 30 years, it is I that served as your mentor. The Larry Robot was the only way I could get a record contract." In complete discuss Prince asked, "WTF kind of bullshit is this? Did U think you'd actually get away with this?" "It worked for Millie Vanilli didn't it?" NATO responded. It was that at that momment that Mayte Garcia walked through the door carrying a bucket of fried chicken, a bottle of Baby Oil, and a roll of toilet paper....  [Edited 2/10/05 19:22pm] | |
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It was that at that moment that Mayte Garcia walked through the door carrying a bucket of fried chicken, a bottle of Baby Oil, and a roll of toilet paper....
“What is SHE doing here?” Mani asked looking at Prince. “Well, look who’s here! Want some chicken, Mr. Scrawny Musicologist?” Mayte asked holding out a chicken wing. “Let’s stay civil. Shouldn’t you be doing that cable show?” Prince asked backing away for the offensive bucket of greasy chicken. “I am doing my show, an episode called Celebrities Under Attack.” Mayte said, taking a bite of her chicken. Just then the roof was ripped off the club. It was the Jughead Juggernaut! The group had almost forgotten about it. People were running everywhere, but Prince didn’t even care. “So that’s your toy! What’s the matter? Run out of batteries for your ‘rabbit’ or you just need something bigger to fill the void?” Prince smirked. Mayte turned bright red and ordered, “JUGHEAD ATTACK!” The enormous mechanical monster reached down and scooped up the Revolution and swallowed them! Destiny’s Child screamed, but some how the sound seemed to be out of sync with their mouths. The monster crushed the Larry Graham robot as Nato ducked through a trap door in the floor. Prince and Mani attempted to do the same the door was locked behind him. “Run!” Prince screamed as he noticed cameras filming the scene inside the club for the first time. Mayte was laughing and directing the monster toward Prince and Mani. Prince ran as fast as he could but tripped over a power cord. “KEEP RUNNING!!” He yelled to his wife and the trio. Prince sprang to his feet, when an idea hit him. “I’ll stop this once and for all!” Prince ran to the DJ booth and slid the volume all the way up. Prince released the most piercing scream of his career. The Juggernaut stumbled, but continued toward Prince. Prince took a deep breath and with all his God given might hit a note octaves above high C. “EEEEE”,Prince punished his vocal cords as never before. Car alarms when off all over the city, and dogs howled in pain. The Jughead Juggernaut vibrated, its body cracked until it crumbled in to a million pieces! The Revolution was stunned but alive in the middle of the rubble. “Damn man! I wanted to have babies!” Dez exclaimed holding his family jewels. Prince looked around but, Mayte had disappeared. Mani came running back into the club, her ears were bleeding. “ Prince what happened?!” “I shattered that thing with sound waves.” Prince explained proudly. “WHAT?” Mani asked “I shattered that thing with sound waves!” Prince yelled. “WHAT?” Mani asked again. Prince sighed, and kissed her. A dip in the Pool of Lazarus would take care of her. Meanwhile... [Edited 2/12/05 15:43pm] | |
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littlemissg said: It was that at that moment that Mayte Garcia walked through the door carrying a bucket of fried chicken, a bottle of Baby Oil, and a roll of toilet paper....
“What is SHE doing here?” Mani asked looking at Prince. “Well, look who’s here! Want some chicken, Mr. Scrawny Musicologist?” Mayte asked holding out a chicken wing. “Let’s stay civil. Shouldn’t you be doing that cable show?” Prince asked backing away for the offensive bucket of greasy chicken. “I am doing my show, an episode called Celebrities Under Attack.” Mayte said, taking a bite of her chicken. Just then the roof was ripped off the club. It was the Jughead Juggernaut! The group had almost forgotten about it. People were running everywhere, but Prince didn’t even care. “So that’s your toy! What’s the matter? Run out of batteries for your ‘rabbit’ or you just need something bigger to fill the void?” Prince smirked. Mayte turned bright red and ordered, “JUGHEAD ATTACK!” The enormous mechanical monster reached down and scooped up the Revolution and swallowed them! Destiny’s Child screamed, but some how the sound seemed to be out of sync with their mouths. The monster crushed the Larry Graham robot as Nato ducked through a trap door in the floor. Prince and Mani attempted to do the same the door was locked behind him. “Run!” Prince screamed as he noticed cameras filming the scene inside the club for the first time. Mayte was laughing and directing the monster toward Prince and Mani. Prince ran as fast as he could but tripped over a power cord. “KEEP RUNNING!!” He yelled to his wife and the trio. Prince sprang to his feet, when an idea hit him. “I’ll stop this once and for all!” Prince ran to the DJ booth and slid the volume all the way up. Prince released the most piercing scream of his career. The Juggernaut stumbled, but continued toward Prince. Prince took a deep breath and with all his God given might hit a note octaves above high C. “EEEEE”,Prince punished his vocal cords as never before. Car alarms when off all over the city, and dogs howled in pain. The Jughead Juggernaut vibrated, its body cracked until it crumbled in to a million pieces! The Revolution was stunned but alive in the middle of the rubble. “Damn man! I wanted to have babies!” Dez exclaimed holding his family jewels. Prince looked around but, Mayte had disappeared. Mani came running back into the club, her ears were bleeding. “ Prince what happened?!” “I shattered that thing with sound waves.” Prince explained proudly. “WHAT?” Mani asked “I shattered that thing with sound waves!” Prince yelled. “WHAT?” Mani asked again. Prince sighed, and kissed her. A dip in the Pool of Lazarus would take care of her. Meanwhile... [Edited 2/12/05 15:43pm] the club goers started to look around at the destruction that nearly befell them, and then looked around at their high heeled saviour PRINCE! PRINCE! PRINCE! PRINCE! PRINCE! PRINCE! they started shouting . cheers and applause soon followed ,someone in the crowd shouted 'let's hear a song' 'what?', mani said 'im not wearing a thong' they said let's hear, aah never mind' prince said 'How bout it?, Brown Mark said, just like old times' aaah what the hell, Prince said all the members of the Revolution were there, Prince hopped up on stage, got his guitar and said 'okay guys lets do a new one' "war drums beating babylon as Cinnaman Girl starts to pray....." 'what in the hell?, Beyonce said as prince started to sing cinnamon girl the club goers looked at each othr in disbelief and started to believe that the prince onstage was a robot like larry graham, because the real prince would not record such garbage 
'bring back the real prince', they shouted as they showed their appreciation for the song with fresh produce. prince & the revolution quickly ran off stage "must be something in the water they drink, prince said, why else would they want to treat a man so bad? prince stood in utter disbelief when suddenly.... "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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Carmen Electra walked into the joint with her husband that looks like a hard-rock Prince.  Sex Kitten
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"Carmen & Tommy Lee! What are you doing here?" Prince asked
"We didn't come for the vegetarian buffet you have here! Show him Babe!" Tommy Lee instructed Carmen. Carmen stepped forward and opened her blouse to reveal... [Edited 2/14/05 17:35pm] | |
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littlemissg said: "Carmen & Tommy Lee! What are you doing here?" Prince asked
"We didn't come for the vegetarian buffet you have here! Show him Babe!" Tommy Lee instructed Carmen. Carmen stepped forward and opened her blouse to reveal... [Edited 2/14/05 17:35pm] Dave Navvarro? Sex Kitten
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sexkitten04 said: littlemissg said: "Carmen & Tommy Lee! What are you doing here?" Prince asked
"We didn't come for the vegetarian buffet you have here! Show him Babe!" Tommy Lee instructed Carmen. Carmen stepped forward and opened her blouse to reveal... [Edited 2/14/05 17:35pm] Dave Navvarro? Yes, Dave Navvarro and Mayte Garica, both nestled in between Carmen's breast. Prince had seen some freaky thing before and have been done even freakier, but this was new. Mani placed her hand over Prince's eyes and said. Wat the uck is fat!" Mani was still suffering from hearing lost. "You tell me what happened!" Tommy Lee said in frustation. "I came to town for an interview with Mayte, so did Carmen and Dave when Mayte came running toward us like a bat out of hell, and this awful noise broke all the windows in our hotel!" Prince thought for a moment and said.... [Edited 2/14/05 19:07pm] | |
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and said... "damn, you orgers got NO lives. Here i'mma end the story myself."
he got a pen and pad and wrote down "The End" and scanned it to put it on the org. "I'm so clever," he said smirking, "Owah." Sex Kitten
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 Sounds like Prince is ready for his next adventure. [Edited 2/15/05 15:19pm] | |
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sexkitten04 said: and said... "damn, you orgers got NO lives. Here i'mma end the story myself."
he got a pen and pad and wrote down "The End" and scanned it to put it on the org. "I'm so clever," he said smirking, "Owah." "If you were so clever," the suffocating Mayte gasped, then you would have scanned to the correct board address. "Damn, damn, damn you!" Prince shrilled, fling his arms about as he stampped around. "Ow! You badstard. Look at what you done to my hair." Beyonce cried out, once again looking like a 70's poorly dubbed karate film. "Oh please," Manni groaned. "You got the receipt. Go get another one." Beyonce hands moved as if she was speaking when she paused, her eyes filling with terror. The ground shook. Birds filled the sky chirpping and cheapping, as they soared to the west. The ground pulsed. "What's that? A housequake?" Michelle asked. "No you billie jack! It's ..." [Edited 2/15/05 16:58pm] _________________________________________
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Simon Cowell.
"Hello Prince" the Brit said, "I wonder if I may speak to you for a moment?" | |
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littlemissg said: Simon Cowell.
"Hello Prince" the Brit said, "I wonder if I may speak to you for a moment?" "This isn't a good time. How did you find me anyway?" Prince asked. "When I heard that noise, I knew only one person in MN could've made it."Simon answered."You owe me for a pair of sunglasses by the way." "Uh, well, what do you want?" Prince asked feeling a little tired. "I wonder if you would like a new protege." Simon said crossing his arms. "A protege!" Prince thought about his past proteges, the track record could be better, Tevin, Vanity, Carmen, etc. "Why do you think I want a protege?!" "Well, you're the Musicologist who doesn't like the direction music is going. What better why to change that direction than by developing new talent who are real musicians, not just products?" Prince considered what Simon said. "Who do you have in mind?" Simon answered... | |
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