well if he did he should make an album...this is what it's be...

NoiseNaive

1. NoiseNaive
2. Reality, Awake, Nerd & Lost
3. 1 Night
4. Death of the Nonpartisan
5. Whisper your Number
6. Nutmeg Boy
7. What Don’t U want me Not to Do
8. The Divorcing Kind
9. If U were’nt the Woman out your death
10. Off the Floor
11. Mrs. Woman
12. Reality





Can someone else do an opposites album....next...
[Edited 1/4/05 22:27pm]

1. Let's Stay Sane
2. Leave Me Behind
3. The Ugly Ones
4. Abacus Orange
5. Total Bitch Nick
6. When Pigeons Laugh
7. I Wouldn't Piss On U If U Were On Fire
8. Baby I'm A Nobody
9. Clear Yellow Skies

BorisFishpaw said:

Oh, lordy.

Here's one for ya':

2000
Small Colorless Hoopty
Sane
Let's Get Divorced 4 Real
Sit, Silence, Abstinence, No Romance
Nothing in the Air
Local Hater
Locked Down
Gentleman On Foot

I won't say what album this is; I'm sure y'all can guess.

Great thread

Here's one:

Can Start This Numbness I Don't Have
Old Powerless Solitary Person
Hold It
Mice and Trees
The Answer of Me
Square & Square
They Can't Line-Dance
Pain Out of a Singular Act
Hate Organism
Tock, Tock, Flacid
Still!
The Oldest Trend
Gift Givers Out of The Mosque
Tuneless Hot
Shaking Would Move No Space
Pristine Gap
Old Powerless Solitary Person (Pt.1)

I was having so much fun, I had to do another

Monochrome Octogenarians
Writers Block 2 The Slave
Organic City
The Social Security pt.1
Nowhere
The Seedy Never
Hyperactive
3-3-3=(-3)
Construction
Divorce Starvation
He Hates You 4 You
Strangers Nameless
The Never Existing Then
First January


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[Edited 1/5/05 8:25am]

PRINCE : VYP (Vaginal Yeast Perfection)
Copyright : NPG Records, 2005

Tracklist:
1) Dihydrogen Monoxide taste like Clorinated Peroxide
2) Illusion, Coma, Pimp and Circumcized
3) Give me your camera
4) Smelly Kat
5) I wanna Be Monarchy
6) Nazi Punks, Funk it up
7) Die, Die, Die My Darlin Nikki
8) Evil White Mail
9) I love Larry, so should U
10) Hum from the unfocused light

I believe that cat has a show on the Food Channel.

Fantastic thread!

Here's mine:

1) The Past
2) Acoustic Loveseat
3) Ankles of Poseidon
4) Laborwoman
5) Vicki Leaving This Bitch Cuz She's Tired Of Waiting On Yo Ass
6) Suspicion
7) Avocado Revulsion
8) Perfectly Acceptable
9) Squirrelinertia


.... I'd like to hear him do some of these, actually.
[Edited 1/5/05 9:15am]

FunkMistress said:

I can imagine Acoustic Loveseat and Ankles of Poseidon being real!

1) Weak Disappointment
2) Nectarine
3) Unsexy
4) Around the city in 7 days
5) Yell (Say it loud)
6) She's always in my mouth
7) Over the plum sun
8) Single or Broke
9) The most ugliest guy in the world
10) All those silvers ain't platinum
[Edited 1/5/05 9:46am]

1. Signposts of the Past
2. Mope in the Shade
3. Loungesnooze
4. Heavy Metal Song of Peter Parker
5. That
6. Lobsters & Earl Grey
7. Premature Ejaculation
8. Unattractive Thing
9. One Night Stand
10. U Don't Have the Look
11. If I Wasn't Your Girlfriend
12. Mature, Healthy Relationship
13. I Could Certainly Take the Place of Your Man (Now Ditch that MF!)
14. The Mazzuzah
15. It's Gonna Be a Miserable Night (Forecast: Freezing Rain)
16. Tolerate

1. U Yes
2. Number Avenue
3. Drab Open
4. Ah Wareness
5. Stand Off
6. Hateugly
7. Where 4 B Out Of Hate
8. U Wish Me Hell
9. Negativity

1. Four
2. Three
3. Two
4. One

(Instrumental Album)

Ace said:

1. God is cryin, and it's Ur fault
2. I'm black now--respect my authoritie!
3. Manipple-elation
4. 3001 - The year I release my vault material
5. Candy, Candy, Candy blows blows blows
7. Ms. Clairol
8. Gucci my Couchi
9. Prada My enchalatta
10. Todd Oldem my Scrotum
11. Thank U and Good Night

AsianBomb777 said:

It's opposites!

Play by the rules!

FunkMistress said:

I think this is a much more realistic view of the end of a relationship.

Ace said:

that would make ass-less pants look normal

although, if the other famous Minnesotan can go from Jew to born-again (for a while), is it possible that Prince... ? hmmm...

FunkMistress said:

Damnit

1. Reality, Lucidity, Hooker, and Serendipity
2. Pull it down
3. Big Blue Ford Granada
4. None of Critics love U in Tyler Texas
5. -7
6. -3 chains of anti-matter Gold
7. Limb from Limb
8. Divorce snack
9. Analog Garden
10. AnotherHaterLumpInMyAss

Shall we go back? Let's go...

1. For Me
2. In Hate
3. Hard and Dry
4. Sane Me
5. Just as Short as We're Apart
6. Old Bag
7. My Love Only Lasts Till You Wash Your Sheets Again
8. So Magenta
9. I'm His

1.Clean Thoughts
2. You are mine
3. Do it 5 mins.
4. All in love once more
5.Downtown
6. Feet
7.Brother
8. Party Down

Soulchild82 said:

eewww...

NouveauDance said:

org classic!!

sosgemini said:

The whole Monochrome Octogenarians thing is killing me!

FunkMistress said:

My coment was going to be "I have that one"
But it might get taken the wrong way
[Edited 1/5/05 11:32am]

paintsprayer said:

Dude, what's the right way?

FunkMistress said:

at least you didn't make fun of my typos again

paintsprayer said:

In U if me type
9. U of divorce were' Woman
8. from of nt your death
10 is not done and the
て desired something has awakened the actuality of NoiseNaive
2., the eye, Nerd whispers and one night
4. death of
5. of
3. non posts being lost, boy
7. of your
6.th ニクズク. From the floor
11 separated.
12 Woman lady.
Actuality


Guess