glamslamkid said:

AsianBomb777 said:

LOL!! AB i'm flattered and all, but FINISH THE STORY!!btw...Prance is starting to seem mighty gay...
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glamslamkid said:

Out of curiosity , when I say that Prince makes bith sounds or that he sounds gay or whatever--does it offend? I don't want poeple thinking that I'm trying to paint a stereotypical picture of gay men--I'm just making fun of Prince.
But, do my posts offend?
Someone on one of these threads said "another homophobic thread by AsianBomb"

AsianBomb777 said:

You know what hun, don't even worry about it. We all know Prince has his gay moments. Come on now, heels and splits? The little screams, CAMILLE!?!? Who in their heterosexual mindframe would do stuff like that? And how the HELL can YOU make Homophobic threads? Tell that bitch to look homophobic up, and if he's gonna use it in a sentence, to get the shit right. gotdammit. Now back to the story..he's talking to his lawyer and...
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AsianBomb777 said:

a notepad on which he had scribbled "For future reference : don't celebrate Xmas."

Tito, Jermaine, Randy, Marlin, and Bubbles running out of Bath and Body Works, Prince lets out a massive 190 decibel "AAAAAOOOOOWWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" And freezes them in their tracks, he didn't want to do it but he was in a hurry..He's outside and on his way to his car, when someone drives past him blasting Extra Loveable, he screams out " I DIDN'T RELEASE THAT SHIT UUUUUOOOOOHWWAAH!!" He's so angry he jumps up in the air, kicks, and lands in a split, while on the ground, he whips out his amethyst studded cellphone with streamers on the antannae and calls his lawyers, and says...[/quote]

"Why hasn't California finished with MJ yet!! I'm in a mall doing Jackie Chan fight scenes with his brothers, and the stupid monkey! Have Governor Musle Man turn up the heat!!" and hangs up. I got to get away from the madness, Prince thinks, That's it a trip! Just me and my Mani muffin! Prince speed dials his travel agent," Hello this is Prince, I need the next flight to anywhere exotic". "Anywhere?" asked the agent. "Yes anywhere, just throw a dart at the map! We'll be ready to leave from Minnie in two hours!" Prince hangs up. The surprised travel agent obeys her clients request and throws a dart at the World Atlas on the wall and it lands on....

JW's don't celebrate Christmas, and other holidays.

I can only imagine how he used to be before. Bet he celebrated with family and friends.

littlemissg said:

"Why hasn't California finished with MJ yet!! I'm in a mall doing Jackie Chan fight scenes with his brothers, and the stupid monkey! Have Governor Musle Man turn up the heat!!" and hangs up. I got to get away from the madness, Prince thinks, That's it a trip! Just me and my Mani muffin! Prince speed dials his travel agent," Hello this is Prince, I need the next flight to anywhere exotic". "Anywhere?" asked the agent. "Yes anywhere, just throw a dart at the map! We'll be ready to leave from Minnie in two hours!" Prince hangs up. The surprised travel agent obeys her clients request and throws a dart at the World Atlas on the wall and it lands on....[/quote]

Sinaplenty. So she speed dials Prince back, he reaches to his side for his phone and lets out an "EWWWWEEHH" as he flips it out, he doesn't say hello he just lets out a breath of air, and she starts talking..."Prince, hi. I hear Sinaplenty is nice this time of year!!" so he says "Purplicious, i gotta get away from these crazy ass Jacksons" so she books the flight. He runs home and tells Mani to pack her bags and he has something special planned...So they catch the flight to Sinaplenty, and Prince runs into who other than Electra..she asks for his help "OH MY GOD Prince..you HAVE to help me...the king is like obsessed with my smile or some shit and he's been stalking my ass, you gotta help me" Mani says "Um, Princeypoo, who's this bitch?" Electra says "I got yo' bitch!" she unbuttons her shirt and the scarlet pussy leaps out from in betwixt her cleavage and latches on to Mani's face! Prince says "Now that's one crazy pussy i am NOT going to fuck with..." he stands by and watches the cat attack Mani as she screams out.....
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"Why hasn't California finished with MJ yet!! I'm in a mall doing Jackie Chan fight scenes with his brothers, and the stupid monkey! Have Governor Musle Man turn up the heat!!" and hangs up. I got to get away from the madness, Prince thinks, That's it a trip! Just me and my Mani muffin! Prince speed dials his travel agent," Hello this is Prince, I need the next flight to anywhere exotic". "Anywhere?" asked the agent. "Yes anywhere, just throw a dart at the map! We'll be ready to leave from Minnie in two hours!" Prince hangs up. The surprised travel agent obeys her clients request and throws a dart at the World Atlas on the wall and it lands on....[/quote]

Sinaplenty. So she speed dials Prince back, he reaches to his side for his phone and lets out an "EWWWWEEHH" as he flips it out, he doesn't say hello he just lets out a breath of air, and she starts talking..."Prince, hi. I hear Sinaplenty is nice this time of year!!" so he says "Purplicious, i gotta get away from these crazy ass Jacksons" so she books the flight. He runs home and tells Mani to pack her bags and he has something special planned...So they catch the flight to Sinaplenty, and Prince runs into who other than Electra..she asks for his help "OH MY GOD Prince..you HAVE to help me...the king is like obsessed with my smile or some shit and he's been stalking my ass, you gotta help me" Mani says "Um, Princeypoo, who's this bitch?" Electra says "I got yo' bitch!" she unbuttons her shirt and the scarlet pussy leaps out from in betwixt her cleavage and latches on to Mani's face! Prince says "Now that's one crazy pussy i am NOT going to fuck with..." he stands by and watches the cat attack Mani as she screams out.....
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[/quote]

"Ppppriincee, get it off me or I'll feed it to you fried! Prince thinks fried scarlet pussy may taste better that the tofu surprise which was refluxing on him, but he certainly didn't want any picture of Mani showing up in The Inquirer with cat scratches all over her face. Then again he didn't want to get his face scratched, it's the money maker after all. "E!", Prince screamed. "Get that feline fury off my wife or I'll destroy your masters I still have!" Electra turned white (whiter) and got the pussy off Mani in a flash. Prince then turned to Electra, "Why don't you get that husband of yours to take care of your little problem? Or is he afraid the king will lock him up without access to eyeliner?" Electra replied "If you must know my real fear is...

Sinaplenty. So she speed dials Prince back, he reaches to his side for his phone and lets out an "EWWWWEEHH" as he flips it out, he doesn't say hello he just lets out a breath of air, and she starts talking..."Prince, hi. I hear Sinaplenty is nice this time of year!!" so he says "Purplicious, i gotta get away from these crazy ass Jacksons" so she books the flight. He runs home and tells Mani to pack her bags and he has something special planned...So they catch the flight to Sinaplenty, and Prince runs into who other than Electra..she asks for his help "OH MY GOD Prince..you HAVE to help me...the king is like obsessed with my smile or some shit and he's been stalking my ass, you gotta help me" Mani says "Um, Princeypoo, who's this bitch?" Electra says "I got yo' bitch!" she unbuttons her shirt and the scarlet pussy leaps out from in betwixt her cleavage and latches on to Mani's face! Prince says "Now that's one crazy pussy i am NOT going to fuck with..." he stands by and watches the cat attack Mani as she screams out.....
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[/quote]

"Ppppriincee, get it off me or I'll feed it to you fried! Prince thinks fried scarlet pussy may taste better that the tofu surprise which was refluxing on him, but he certainly didn't want any picture of Mani showing up in The Inquirer with cat scratches all over her face. Then again he didn't want to get his face scratched, it's the money maker after all. "E!", Prince screamed. "Get that feline fury off my wife or I'll destroy your masters I still have!" Electra turned white (whiter) and got the pussy off Mani in a flash. Prince then turned to Electra, "Why don't you get that husband of yours to take care of your little problem? Or is he afraid the king will lock him up without access to eyeliner?" Electra replied "If you must know my real fear is...[/quote]

I'll slip out of the headlines and become a second rate pop celebrity if I don't get some juicy publicity like Madonna!" "Become second rate?" Mani chimed in after checking herself in her compact mirror. "I think second rate would be a promotion for you!" Burning Electra yelled, "Hey watch it, I know where you live, I even know where you sleep... very well!" Prince put an arm around Mani to restrain her. Mani was primed to dish out a Canadian style beat down, like Canada it would be cold and a little dull. Prince after thinking about how to get rid of Electra, and start enjoying his imprompt vacation said " Listen here girl, why not let the King show you around Sinaplenty? A leak to the press will have you headlining Entertainment Tonight if it's a slow news day." Electra lit up like her name, thanked Prince, rolled her eyes at Mani, and sped away in year rented BMW. With his arm still around Mani, Prince pulled her close and whispered....

littlemissg said:

"Fancy it in the arse tonight, love?"

Mani had heard him ask this question many times before. Same question; accompanied by the same little wink; and the same cheeky grin adorning his face. Her response this time was the same as every other time he had asked.....

deebee said:

"Have you gotten me one of those eight carat purple diamond rings Kobe gave to his wife?" Prince pouts. "I thought not, you're out of luck brother!" But Mani softens and says "But we can try to invent a new position, if you're up to it old man." A bright smile crosses Princes face and he whispers,"Honey, I going to just how old and wise I am tonight. But first lets...."

deebee said:

..."Let’s go downstairs. I’ve got some quick business I have to conduct with one of my secret agents."

“Secret agents?” Mani asks, obviously confused at this point. "Secret agents for what?”

Prince, feeling very clever and proud of himself at this point, bends over towards his wife, and whispers (as if he’s being wire tapped), “I’ve infiltrated one of my infidel, rogue, websites.”

“Yes, “ Prince continues beaming with pride but equally cautious so as not to be heard by anyone but Mani, “it’s PRINCE.ORG” and those rebellious muthafuckaz are going to be completely stunned when I finally drop the bomb on them.

“My secret agent has access to all their secrets, their shady deals, and knows everything about their disbelieving, sarcastic, and nasty members.”

They walk down the steps quietly, Mani obviously uncomfortable since Prince sometimes would get violent when he reached one of his paranoid states and would break out “Mr. Good Belt” as he would like to call his whip, and beat her like a race horse.

“This agent is good, cunning, and rutheless, and she will help to bring forth the final destruction of PRINCE.org” Prince saying this time with an almost Dr. Ruth style giggle.

They finally reached the bottom of the step, since it took a long time for him to do it, as he would constantly trip over his robe with one of his high heel boots, where his “ruthless”secret agent waited--the one who would destroy PRINCE.org and bring balance to the Prince universe.

It was non other than Handclapsfingersnapz.

“Hello Prince, “ She said, “I have news for you.”

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AsianBomb777 said:[quote]

deebee said:

"Excellent Hands, what is it?" Asked Prince as Mani stood astonished by the discovery that her beloved, if strange husband, actually has secret agents working for him.

"I have totally eliminated any memory of the LOVE4ONEANOTHER website from the minds of those brainless sheep on the Org. No memory of love, caring and acceptance of others will remain, only the never-ending need to adore The Purple One! They will reject all other points of view! Now, NPGMC will soon be the only Prince website excepted by your so called fams! You be able to control their every thought and desire, while those purple-bastard-heads dole out their last penny for anything from your vault! Your complete conquest of the world is in sight Master! HAHAHAHAHEHE!" The twisted agent reported with glee.

"Oh the joy of it Maneula! Soon everyone will be just like me, and I will rule all of humanity!" Said Prince with a strange gleam in his eye. Prince began to prance aroung the dimly lit room banked with computers and strange equipment. Handclapsfingersnapz fell to her knee in worship of The Purple One, and began to speak in tongues!

Manuela rouse herself from her stunned daze, and lept to action. Mani, with speed and strength she didn't know she possessed, tackled her beloved Prince, and pressed a lavender colored crystal to his forhead.

"OOOOOEEEEEWAH" Prince scream with a voice that could only be from hell! Pulsating light filled the room, and Prince body jerked and bucked uncontrolably for what seemed like eternity to Mani, until he drew in a deep breath and stopped!

"Witch! What have you done to the Master?!!" yelled Handclapsfingersnapz.

"Mm-Mani?" Prince said in a voice barely more than a whisper. "Did it happen again?"

"Yes, love." Mani replied as she held his head in her lap. "Don't worry, everything will be alright now."

"Did I release another Black Album?" Prince asked with his eyes squeezed tightly shut.

"No, darling, It didn't come to that. But we must restore your fams on the internet to human beings capable of individual thought." said Mani as she blotted Prince's sweat with her blouse.

"No, no, no, NOOOOO!" Screamed Handclapsfingersnapz as sprung toward her reclined former Prince of Darkness.

Prince rose to intercept her, and with great effort wrestled her to the ground.

"Mani quickly! You know what I have to do!! Prince instructed

Mani threw herself on top of the screaming orger, pinning her to the floor. Prince quickly removed her shoes and socks. With his famous tongue began to lick the soles of her feet like one of his guitars!

"What!! Master What Are You Doing!!" The evil mindless agent shrieked.

Prince worked expertly with his mouth, sending his tongue in turn between each of her toes, next he nimbled her insteps lightly, and then starting with the little toes sucking each digit like the world most powerful vacuum! Finally, Prince slipped both of Handclapsfingersnapz's big toes into his wet talented mouth.

The sensations at last were just too much, and Handclapsfingersnapz body rocked in violent spasms as she passed out.

Prince gently removed the limp orger's feet from his mouth and said," It's going to take months to get rid of that taste."

"It was necessary. It's the only way to get Spooky Electric out of a female." Said an understanding Mani.

"Is Spooky trapped in the Lavender Love Crystal?" Mani nodded. "Let hope we never have to go through this again." Said Prince

The spouses quick logged onto the internet under several different avatars, and worked to undo the damage done by Spooky Electric.

"There, that should do it. Let's get out of here. That poor girl will have no memory of what happen once she wakes up." Said Mani.

"Thank Jehovah!!" Said Prince as the left for their private cottage on Sinaplenty.

Prince still had the taste of Handclapsfingersnapz's feet in his mouth, and realized it was dinner time. Prince hope dinner at his favorite restaurant would help put is unpleasant episode behind him. He and Mani drove to....
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[Edited 12/11/04 16:55pm]

uh, nothing? Jehova Witnesses don't celebrate Christmas. Do I win?


Yikes.

littlemissg said:

I think I love U.
Marry Me.



Please.

AsianBomb777 said:

Aren't you gay?

I don't think it will work.

****VOTE****

Who should the Nelsons run into at the restaurant?

A. Starr Jones and her new husband

B. Oprah

C. Ron Artest of the Pacers

AsianBomb777 said:

AB you know you're an official FAG HAG. You can say whatever you want. You seem to not be threatened by gay folks and comfortable with your heterosexuality.
Ye-uhhhh. Plus dude, you're hella funny.

I think glamslamkid and anxiety may join me in this sentiment.

Miguel

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

glamslamkid is gay?

AsianBomb777 said:

Oops my bad! Are we still cool?

littlemissg said:

Ofcourse!
I'm not offended you think I"m gay.

But of course, I'm moving on from you now.

Miguelgomez seems to be a more attentative suiter.



.
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AsianBomb777 said:

Oh Brother!

Prince hoped dinner at his favorite restaurant would help put the unpleasant episode behind him. He and Mani drove to....

Pizza Hut for a large Veggie Lovers Pizza! At their request the hostess sat them at a corner booth in the back. The place was almost empty and quiet, except for the jukebox playing of all things, “Thriller”!

Prince ordered a pitcher of rootbeer, and settled back tenderly holding Mani’s hand. “This trip hasn’t worked out as I planned so far, Mani-pie. I’m sorry.”

“Things will start looking up,and we can start the new year on a good foot.” Mani replied smiling. Looking into her Princey's brown eyes, Mani asked, “Are you still planning to show me how old and wise you are tonight Love?”

Prince brightens. “Absolutely!” he replied. “ Mani there is so much I want to, need to, share with you, I don’t know where to begin.”

“What is it, honeypants? Mani asked curiously. Before he could answer Star Jones and what’s-his-face, her new husband strolled up to their table.

Oh My God! It’s Prince and Manuela! Hellooo luvs, how are you? Star said, giving each an air-kiss. “My new MAN and I are here on an extended honeymoon. What are you two up to?" Just then the waitress appeared with the Nelsons’ pizza and rootbeer. “Do you mind if we join you?” Starr asked as she started scooting into the booth, dragging you know who behind her, and reaching for the pizza.

“Uh, well....Starr we just taking a little break now that the U.S. leg of the Musicology tour is over” Replied a tired Prince.

“Ooh! I caught your show in NY! Baby, it was good!” ,said Star clapping her hands excitedly and licking the pizza grease from her fingertips , “How come, you didn’t come on The View to promote Musicology?”

“I would’ve liked to but, I try to stick to shows people actually watch.” Prince replied honestly. Mani giggled by his side.

“Oh no you didn’t you petite purple punk! And what are you laughing at The-Woman-Formerly-Known-As-Mayte-She’s-Just-My-Assistant!”, Star snapped with her hands on her now slimmer hips.

“You didn’t go there! Put’em up you pizza snatching cow!” Yelled Mani leaping across the table.

“Ladies, Ladies!!” Mr. Starr Jones yelled, pulling Starr from the booth.

Just then, a convention of Prince.org members entered Pizza hut and AsianBomb777 said.....

littlemissg said:

AsianBomb777 said, "I"ve got yo skinny azz cornered now, bitch."

Prince stood motionless staring at AsianBomb, noticing his well built shoulders, his strong, thick, arms, his well defined chest, his smooth caramel tan skin, his perfectly in-place bed-head shag haircut, his deep sensing eyes, his intelligent brows, his....
"Prince?" Mani said.
"Huh--huh.. whaoa?? Oh, umm.. Yes babe?"

That Wierd asian man with the "CLIT Happens" shirt is talking to you!

Prince snapped out of his daydream to hear AsianBomb777 continue, "and if you don't MuthaF@ckin give me my camera back, you're gonna..."

A loud explosion could be heard.
Smoke was everywhere.
A large hole had been made in the ceiling where a small air craft of sometype decended.
Prince looked down to see all that was left of AsianBomb777, a bloody carcess of shreded flesh and bone and steaming bile, except for what appeared to be an impossibly large penis still in tact between what used to be a pelvis.

It was at that momment Prince was swept away by men in masks.

He tried to put up a fight, slapping and scratching but to no avail.

He found himself in the backyard of some huge mansion. But not just any backyard. This thing had a train, a ferris wheel, a concession stand, and a race track for gocarts.

Prince was at...

AsianBomb777 said:

Neverland Ranch. As he wondered around in a flustered state; past the snow cone stand, the huge pile of elephant dung, and the giant "FOR SALE" sign, he runs into Prince Micheal Jackson II, aka "Blanket". "Blanket" begins to crawl towards Prince, his little face and body covered in a crushed velvet, blue blanket with the Gucci print. "Please help me, Mister", said "Blanket"...much to Prince's amazement. "My name is Prince and how old R U," questions Prince? "Later with that, there's this ditzy girl with bad highlights trying to pick me up and carry me around like an accessory. "BLANKET!!!!!", yelled a female figure in the distance. "Oh No, it's her!", cries "Blanket". "It's who, wittle guy...is that your mommy wommy coming to get you? You're such a cute wittle tottles...tickle, tickle, tickle," coos Prince. "Man, get your hand away from my face before I bite you," protests "Blanket". "Aww, are you upset, wittle guy? Where's your bottle wottle at," Prince asks in a baby's voice? "Dude, I'm almost taller than you, so what the fuck are you talking about? For all I know, she could be your momma," snarled "Blanket". "Are you talkin' about my momma?!?! You must think I won't beat you just because you ain't my kid, but you might want to think twice before you talk back to an adult," replied Prince. "Is that what you are? My older brother could kick your ass and he's only 6," laughed "Blanket". "BLANKET!!!!" "Dammit, save me from her please. I'm begging you," cried "Blanket". "You think I'm going to save you after you just said that shit to me HAHAHA. Who is that by the way?", questions Prince. "It's Nicole Richie," says "Blanket". "Oh, she's that annoying girl on that show with the other annoying girl and the dog.....right?", asks Prince. "Yep, that's her. My daddy is her Godfather and, somehow, that makes us related in her tiny brain. Now she keeps saying that, 'I'm Hot' and keeps trying to pick me up and carry me around like a handbag. I'm not a fuckin' accessory; I'm a human being!!!," screams "Blanket". "I believe you, because she thinks she's actually Lionel Richie's daughter...I've hung out with Lionel and that ain't his doing, if ya know what I mean," winks Prince. "BLANKEEEEETTT!," yells Nicole as she gets closer. "Okay, I'll help you," says Prince, "What do you want me to do?" "Quick, get two snow cones and pick me up, but don't dangle me, I hate that shit," says "Blanket". Prince complies and runs to the little snow cone stand two feet from him. "Whatchu want, "Blanket", asks Prince, "This snow cone stand has over 60 flavors." "Damn, man, I don't care. I'm trying to get away from someone here," cries "Blanket". "Now you know you care. I know kids. If you don't get them what they want, they cry in the parking lot, then they cry in the car on the way home, then...." "Okay, Okay, damn, just get me a strawberry flavor," yells "Blanket"! "R U sure?," smiles Prince. "Blanket" rolls his eyes, "R U serious? Man, just get me the damn snow cone before I trip you." Prince looks at the vendor and says, "Okay, I want one itty bitty, strawberry snow cone for my little friend over there and I want a large....make that a mega, hmmm, what do I want?, ponders Prince. "Hurry up, fool, she's getting closer," yells "Blanket". "Hmm, I've never had Tutti Fruitti before or Coconut...haha, hey "Blanket", they got one call a "Purple Haze"...just like the drink...Ohhh, they got Cristal flavor too, this snow cone stand is off the hook...hmmm, decisions, decisions, decisions," ponders Prince. "Blanket" crawls over to Prince and bites his ankle. "Ouch, why you biting my ankle," cries Prince? "Be happy I didn't bite your knee or your crotch since I can reach them just as easily," snickers "Blanket", "Pick something, dammit, and pick me up." "One small strawberry and a bananas and cream...do you have soy cream flavor, because I'm not down with the dairy," asks Prince to the vendor. "I sure do," replies the vendor as he makes the two snow cones. "Man, this place is awesome! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get soy cream topping on a snow cone at regular snow cone stands," Prince questions "Blanket" with a huge grin on his face. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, now pick me up. She's coming," says "Blanket". Prince picks up "Blanket" and hands him his snow cone. Nicole Richie walks up to them and says,.....

estelle1981 said:

...U gotta save the world, Prince! Gotta use the mistikal powers of the guitar from Madonna's evil Kabbalahhh zombie squad. She's currepted all the virgins in the world and they can't do no head....

Prince drops "Blanket" flap on the ground and takes his purple mobil back 2 Paisley Park HQ and call 4 his faithful side-kick: Londell, the wonder lawyer...

"Londell", says Prince while putting his Gemini suit. "Madonna is trying 2 drestroy this pagan holiday, that I don't believe. And worst, i think she owns her masters..."

Mani procedes 2 the roof of PP and starts the Purple signal amd call 4 the assembly of the NPGFTF (NPG Funk Task Force)...

They R going 2 London. And the member of this group of super heroes start 2 arrive...

To B continued!

While the signal lit the night sky, Manuela found her husband changing into his crime fighting costume. The sight took her breath away. He had slid on his lacy purple tights and sparkling purple high-heel boots which accentuated his lean muscular legs. Next he attached his golden symbol belt around his narrow waist. Because the circumference of the belt was small, he couldn’t carry much in it, but that’s ok, because he’s not Batman, and his powers lie elsewhere. Across his chest he wore a purple a mid-drift top also embossed with the well-known symbol in gold with cutouts exposing his nipples. Topping the ensemble was the lacy mask he wore in the Seven video.

“The NPG signal is working, the team will be arriving any second now. Why don’t you go to meet them while I change?” Mani said as she walked toward her closet.

“Change? You’re not going! This is an mission for professionals not newbies!” Prince told his wife.

“My darling husband, have you forgotten that I save you from Spooky Electric, and I became a world-class bitch slapper after I married you? And don’t forget I can do more reps that you can on every machine in the gym.” Mani said as she selected a costume from the wide variety in her closet. “I also believed you expected me to wear these costumes somewhere else besides the bedroom.”

Prince considered this, and said: “Mani, we’re going up against Madonna, she makes Spooky Electric look like Mister Rogers. But I have to admit we are going to need all the help we can get to save the world.”

Heavy foot steps were heard on the roof, and the cry of, “ Let There Be Funk!”

Prince knew it could only be.....
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littlemissg said:

...it could only be David Hassellhoff.

"What The F@CK ?", Prince screamed, "I told you to never step foot on my roof again, Night Riden MUTHAFUCKA!"

David was decked out in tight silver pants, a complimenting silver muscle shirt, v-neck, and opened all the way down to just a few inches about his hairy belly, and a sparkly silver rhinestone encrusted jacket.

Prince climbed up frantically on to his rooftop and stomped his way over to Hassellhoff, his eyes ablaze with fury.

"I got..." suddenly Prince noticed that David's face appeared to be somewhat lifeless. Yes, that's it--a plastic mask!!

Prince walked up to David and peeled said, "Sho Urself, fool."

The impersonator's guise was ruined. The person started peeling the mask from the chin upwards.

Suddenly , Prince realized he was looking at...

The Ghost of Rick James!!!

Prince speechless, and unbelieving stumbled backwards.

Rick spoke, “I was trying to break my coming back to you easy. I heard about Madonna’s plans and knew you would need the Funk, the whole Funk, and nothing but the Funk!! Don’t look so shocked, you know the Funk can never die!”

“Rick ?!” Prince stepped forward, and experimentally touched Rick's shoulder. “Why do you look so white?”

“I’m a ghost fool!” replied Rick.

“Oh yeah, right. Can you walk through walls, and all that stuff?” asked Prince.

Man, that’s the best part! I can bust out of L7 anytime! So lets go in and plan this a** kicking!”, laughed Rick.

Rick disappered through the roof, and judging from the scream that followed, had materialized in the bedroom where Mani was dressing. "Same old Rick!" Prince said to himself.

Prince looked up into the clear night sky, and saw two figures flying toward him. Who is this coming now? It's.....
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