....when suddenly, out of nowhere and for no apparent reason, a giant Galia Melon fell from the sky and landed on Tony's head.

There was an awkward pause as Prince looked at Tony's Dr Marten boots sticking out from underneath the melon.

"Uhm...Tony?" said Prince, gently kicking his ex-band mate's left foot. "Tony? Er...you cool, dude?"

Unsurprisingly, there was no response.

Nothing happened for - meh, about 10 seconds or so. Things really didn't happen. Nothing at all - there was just a kind of stalling silence.

But then...

MartyMcFly said:

Ok buddy. Now look, i've been ignoring your little ignant ass posts, and i don't know if you're trying to start shit or what, but if you want to bash us, this is seriously not the place. As a matter of fact, there IS no place. So why don't you just continue helping out with the story, before you catch a royal ass whooping from THIS queen.

glamslamkid said:

I'm not trying to start anything with anyone.... just think that these type of posts don't belong in a forum about P's music... I'll leave it at that... and take my heterosexual ass over to housequake.com.

well Peace and B wild.

MartyMcFly said:

Just an FYI. The forum is called Prince: Music and More.
This is the more.

S

Redayh said:

Well I'm not having any of it...

MartyMcFly said:

You go GLAMSLAMKID!!!! Good riddance to bad rubbish. Oh and by the way thank you for saying you've been wanting some latin and not some hispanic.
"You was brought up right."

Miguel


BTW this thread is f'ing hilarious.
[Edited 12/3/04 8:17am]

TheFrog said:

slowly Tony started to come to life once he remembered his rap on "Sexy MF". As he rose he started mumbling the words which put a mischevious smile on Prince's face.

Prince asked him was he okay, Tony replied "i'm cool...boss". Prince said good, now drive us back to my wife before its too late.

Tony sped down the highway and arrived at the mansion. As they pulled up they noticed a 1995 Candy Apple Red cadillac.

Tony asked prince did he recognize the vehicle, he shook his head no and they both ran inside to find Mani and Larry in the bedroom....
[Edited 12/3/04 8:56am]

by the way, this is the best thread yet that i've had fun on. cheers 2 u asianbomb!!!!

I'm on the edge of my seat here.
Someone finish the gosh darn story.
Does he end up with FLESHOFMYFLESH ?

If it gets on your nerves when we try to shove homosexuality down your throat...then bend over so we can shove it up your ass!

meanwhile,back at the mall....
Tony M. comes running out of Dog On A Stick (where he is employed)when he finds out that Prince is in the mall.
Tony finds Prince in RecordTown,browsing the smooth jazz cd's.
Tony ask's Prince....

wallysafford said:

"Yo P, Why didnt you call me for that DA DA DA track. I would have toe that shit up. Prince responds politely, "I tried to get a hold of U and Eye couldnt. Tony asks "Where did U look?" Prince uncomfortably responds "Look at the size of that flying gerbal." Tony's head whips around smashing his head on an Usher statue. Prince quickly scurries out of the store only to trip over.....
[Edited 12/3/04 14:51pm]

DarkKnight1 said:

The other members of the GameBoyz practising their moves for a revival concert. Tony M limps out of the shop, "Yo P, wanna bust some moves? I got moves that Hammer would be jealous of".

Tony does a human beatbox and dances with the other guys. Just when Prince thinks things can't get any worse...

JudasSmile said:

In saunters Tommy Barbarella who has yet to cut his hair or take off the kilts that he wore in the mid-nineties. "Prince, Tony. O my goodness gracious it is great to see U guys." Tommy then begins to sob uncontrollably at Prince's feet asking him to take him back. Prince responds.....

DarkKnight1 said:

"Fuck this shit. You motherfuckers are worthless pieces of shit!" Prince realises this is the first time he has sworn since he saw the chart position for The Greatest Romance Ever Sold. "Erm, guys don't tell anyone I swore. I'll do anything you want".

Tommy stops crying and the Game Boyz stop dancing. Tony says...

DarkKnight1 said:

...Prince responds, "Do U own Ur masters?"

"What the F@CK are you talking about?", TOmmy screams at him, "You wrote all my damned songs!!"
"I own nothing but this bad hairdo and a deluxe christmas addition of the aburn avon makeup kit. I need a job!"
Prince looks at him this time with a wee bit of pity. "If a big snake, gives birth to a little snake.."
A loud explosion is heard at that very minute.
Suddenly smoke is everywhere and the patrons in the mall run in a fit of panic.

A large hole in the ceiling of the mall has been made and through some type of aircraft decends.
Prince finds himself being rushed into the craft by masked bodygaurds.

"Struggling to defend himself, he spins in a circle and stomps his foot."
"Back yo azzes up yall muthaf@ckaz"
It's at that time that he get slapped up side his head and the poor man passes out.

Minutes? Hours? Perhaps a day has past? WHo knows when reality slips by in the unconcious blur that is Prince's dream.
He awoke, his hair still perfectly in place, and looked around ...

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[Edited 12/3/04 15:34pm]

MartyMcFly said:

Yeah, another homophobic thread from AsianBoob

AsianBomb777 said:

He realized it was all just a dream. No Tony M, Tommy and thankGod, no GameBoyz. "Hundilasilyah" he said with a childish passion. It was Christmas day all over again. He decided to get things right in reality. He slipped on his Elmo slippers, slid down the purple bannister only to find.....

DarkKnight1 said:

Mani had invited Tony M over for lunch. "I saw him on the high street bustin' some moves. He looked so pathetic I thought it would be unchristian to not invite him to lunch".

"Hun? What's the matter?" Then Prince...

This is some funny stuff...I love it!!!


Keep it going!

Mani had invited Tony M over for lunch. "I saw him on the high street bustin' some moves. He looked so pathetic I thought it would be unchristian to not invite him to lunch".

"Hun? What's the matter?" Then Prince...[/quote]
Said " Christmas? We don't celebrate Christmas, but all the good sales are going on now at the mall. Onthe advise of my accountant I do my Micheal Jackson-like shopping sprees this time of year to save big green!" Prince, feeling charitable, agreed Tony M should stay for lunch. Mani brought out a big platter of her favorite dish, Tofu Surprise. The surprise was that anyone would eat this crap while Prince babbled on how Christmas is a pagean holiday. Once the dishes were cleared, Tony said "Hey, Prince do you and your wife want to...

littlemissg said:

Said " Christmas? We don't celebrate Christmas, but all the good sales are going on now at the mall. Onthe advise of my accountant I do my Micheal Jackson-like shopping sprees this time of year to save big green!" Prince, feeling charitable, agreed Tony M should stay for lunch. Mani brought out a big platter of her favorite dish, Tofu Surprise. The surprise was that anyone would eat this crap while Prince babbled on how Christmas is a pagean holiday. Once the dishes were cleared, Tony said "Hey, Prince do you and your wife want to...[/quote]

...come with me to my cousin's house so I can lay down some "independent" tracks? Prince looks at him at disgust remembering the disappointing flashbacks of Tony takes in his studio.

Mani wants to go, but Prince doesn't. He says "honey, u go on ahead, I have some gifts that I need to donate to First Avenue, they are in great need of my help.

She is so smitten with Tony's lyrical inspiration that she pays no mind to realizing what her husband has just said and skips off with Tony saying "honey i'll be back later with some frozen broccoli pops for dessert.

Mani obviously forgot that Prince sent Larry to do this job two days ago.

Happy she's off to has been land with Tony, Prince walks down the hall to the bedroom to find his lyric book until he trips up over his long lost black book.

He picks it up and thinks to himself "no need to keep this anymore" until his curiosity beckons him to open it.

He saw a name that was very familiar to him. It reminded him of happiness he encountered in Paisley Park and other events. Soon memories flooded his heart. He wondered how this person was doing.

So he picked up the phone and dialed this number. She answered the phone and he said....
[Edited 12/4/04 7:38am]

littlemissg said:

"Hello FleshofMyFlesh", Prince said, "How R U?"
"I'm doing fine, king kong, how R U?"
It was at that momment that someone cut the phone line and the signal was lost.

Suddenly a large explosion could be heard and smoke was everywhere.
A huge gaping hole was formed in Prince's ceiling (surprisingly his hair was not damanged or even tossed during this time).

Suddenly some type of aircraft decended through the hole and Prince was rushed into it by some very large bodygaurds. He struggled to fight them, making little bitch sounds like "aah uuuh, ooh, mmmmm, mmmm, mmmm" but it was of no use.

"Silence!!!" a voice screeched in the room.
Suddenly the Gaurds tensed up.
Prince fell silent, tears streaming down his face (his masquera stayed in place and did not run).

THe figure walked out of the shaddows and into the light.

It was CJ. And she was with ....

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

i'm orgnoting you my address so i can see your rimjob face ...anyway..i wasn't gonna stand by and watch his little ignorant ass posts with me being gay in here and not say anything. OMG...hasn't Prince taught that dude anything? Nobody cares if there are gay people here..and with that being said...back to the story. Handulasaiah, Gaymen.

AsianBomb777 said:

Michael Jackson and the ghost of little Richard. CJ says, "Billy Jack Bitch is here with a couple of my dearest friends to get a couple of things straight." She slowly went into her posket to pull out.....

DarkKnight1

said:

... pull out a receipt of her stolen camera.

"I believe yo bitchass body gaurds have my camera."
"Serves yo Bitchass right, " Prince responds in a cool monotone, " especially with the crap you're aloud to write in the papers."

"Look, bitch, " CJ responds angrily, " you didnt' complain about Ingrid Chavez's nasty ass poems being read aloud on the big screen! That shit was like listening to someone run their dayum fingernails down a chalkbaord."

"If U don't hand that muthaf@cka back over to me."

"watchu gonna do?" Prince interupted.
"watchu gonna do?" ...

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[Edited 12/4/04 10:51am]

AsianBomb777 said:

"Ill tell U what im gonna do." CJ proclaims with dwindeling confidence. "Im gonna,.....GET HIM Michael." Michael leaps at Prince with a savage snarl that came from deep within. Michael screams "You Aint BAD, You Aint Nothin." Prince does the splits narrowly avoidind Michaels attack only to realise.....

DarkKnight1 said:

Tito, Jermaine, Randy, Marlin, and Bubbles running out of Bath and Body Works, Prince lets out a massive 190 decibel "AAAAAOOOOOWWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" And freezes them in their tracks, he didn't want to do it but he was in a hurry..He's outside and on his way to his car, when someone drives past him blasting Extra Loveable, he screams out " I DIDN'T RELEASE THAT SHIT UUUUUOOOOOHWWAAH!!" He's so angry he jumps up in the air, kicks, and lands in a split, while on the ground, he whips out his amethyst studded cellphone with streamers on the antannae and calls his lawyers, and says...