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Prince Nelson is Santa Clause: Tell Him what you want Now that Thanksgiving at Paisley Park or in Toronto is over, it's time to think about having a very merry purple christmas. With the most wonderful and successful year the little man has had, tell him what you want him to bring you on Christmas day (hey i know he's a jehovah witness and all and they don't celebrate christmas, but this is all in fun).
Hey Prince I want: 1) I know you told us not to get it, but my curious mind is killing me, can I pretty please get the black album? 2) Also a framed personal autograph would be nice 3) Oh yeah and could you also make the "one nite alone" album (not the live version the piano version) available for me in my stocking. I haven't heard it before and according to your other fans on this site, most say its pretty good. 4) A concert on new year's eve where you hump the floor and kick the mic stand over. 5) And when u leave can u leave me some celery sticks with ranch dressing on the table, Thanks I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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A blowjob.
And massage my balls while you're doing it. | |
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The vault. Is that too much to ask? | |
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a scrawny sanna claus?  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: a scrawny sanna claus?
no no not scrawny, but a sexy one....imagine him wearing a spandex santa suit with a red and green cloud guitar..hmmmmm I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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hot steamy sex in a bath tub
to hear him curse the old prince to come back, splits and all oh maybe a peak in the vault and an album dedicated to me.  Sex Kitten
 your face looked so good, i wanted to touch your mouth | |
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A live concert at the moust beautiful city in the world,Rio de Janeiro! | |
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AsianBomb777 said: A blowjob.
And massage my balls while you're doing it.  
But if you like it ok.... | |
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missfee said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: a scrawny sanna claus?
no no not scrawny, but a sexy one....imagine him wearing a spandex santa suit with a red and green cloud guitar..hmmmmm like i said: a scrawny sanna claus???  | |
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Santa can't be scrawny!! thats jus wrong 
...and a spandex red suit?? Can we say scary camel toe? If you will, so will I | |
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i want him to deck my halls with tamboraccas.  | |
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Anxiety said: i want him to deck my halls with tamboraccas.
fa la la la laaaaa la la la la! | |
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all i want for xmas.. is.. a listen, or even jus a look, at the vauLt.. =P
that would make my year complete.. | |
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1. An album with love songs with my name in every one.
2. A hot steamy bubble bath with him. 3. Entry to the vault 4. Promise for him to keep in touch with me forever after! | |
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AsianBomb777 said: A blowjob.
And massage my balls while you're doing it. lol..... your killin me at work...  "
First I need a picture of your mother, to verify the fact that there's not another one in the universe so supreme!!" |
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I'd ask for a short stack o pancakes....with lots of syrup and butter  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Oh and can I hear "3 nigs watching a kung fu movie?" Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Purple Clause can put that 7-Disc Chocolate Invasion in my stocking. Oh, and I'll try and remember to leave some soy milk and tofu cookies out on Christmas Eve... If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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sanna prince...
...i want you to eat some of this for x-mas. and DON'T eat just that broccoli dish you see over there! ...that is all. | |
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I want HIM .....Buffed,NAKED and SENT TO MY ROOM with his GUITAR STRAPPED AROUND his BODY....That's ALL ANY FAN SHOULD WANT....I Once commented that SEXY BOY Pose for like COSMO like BURT REYNOLDS did wayyy back but us GALS and some CHUMS who go That Way well we have the LOVESEXY COVER or PRINCE album..Now don't we? What a FOX!!! | |
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Drop the church of the commanding eye and get back to thinking for yourself. All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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FiveFootNine said: [sanna p was here]
sanna prince! tugs on his beard  | |
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1. im really diggin the bathtub idea...a PURPLE bathtub...with lots of flowers strewn on the floor....lots of steam...lots of music..and lots of
hot HOT HOTTT sex...with you prince..of course! 2. the rest of the cds that i dont own cuz i only have a measily 10... 3. guitar lessons! why do i find that santa prince picture so horrifyingly creepy? | |
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Dear Santa P,
I would like a time-machine that takes me somewhere around 1996. A musician who used to play bass with Sly and the Family Stone ends up getting lost on the way to the Sinbad show, you never meet up with him. You keep on making music...the way you used to, no Jehovah, no changing the lyrics...you keep on doing what you've done since the beginning...blowing my fucking mind!!! Oh, and I would like a big red rubber ball. That is all... Sincerely, Vashti | |
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we all know we want sex from him. damn. and promises from him to love me 4ever and ever. god knows how long we've all dreamed of that....  "music is my life partner. the only one who will never EVER leave me"--Tommy Lee | |
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AsianBomb777 said: A blowjob.
And massage my balls while you're doing it. dumbass  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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FiveFootNine said: Dear Santa P,
I would like a time-machine that takes me somewhere around 1996. A musician who used to play bass with Sly and the Family Stone ends up getting lost on the way to the Sinbad show, you never meet up with him. You keep on making music...the way you used to, no Jehovah, no changing the lyrics...you keep on doing what you've done since the beginning...blowing my fucking mind!!! Oh, and I would like a big red rubber ball. That is all... Sincerely, Vashti couldnt have said it better. But I want some lincoln logs instead or maybe some tinker toys. (Insert something clever here) |
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Little Britain on DVD It were proper bo I tell the!! Bo Selecta! | |
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klhk said: AsianBomb777 said: A blowjob.
And massage my balls while you're doing it. dumbass  somebody's in a bad mood today
wanna lollypop? If you will, so will I | |
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