Hypothetical scenerio:

So Prince smokes a joint, loosens up, and starts admitting shit. First he rambles on for minutes about how toilet paper is the cloth of the devil. Then, he admits that 3 of the songs he is credited for writting between 1980 and 1992 weren't written by him at all, and that they ended up on some of his critically acclaimed albums.

Which 3 would you reckon they are, and who would you blaim for writting them?




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[Edited 11/16/04 13:03pm]

Partyup -- Morris Day
Do Me Baby -- Andre Cymone
Mountains -- Wendy & Lisa




edit -- okay, how about these?

Graffiti Bridge -- actually written by Tevin Campbell
Jughead -- don't blame Prince, this was written by Tony M.

and here's the real shocker...

When Doves Cry -- by Ozzy Osbourne, b'leed it!! Well, it did have slightly different lyrics before Prince cleaned 'em up a bit. And Prince don't care if you ask Ozzy 'cause he'll say anything these days -- who's gonna believe him?
[Edited 11/16/04 11:05am]

AsianBomb777 said:

Haven't got an answer for this one,but just that image of Prince smokin' a joint!I wish that'd happen,just to find out what kinda music he would make!
Espacially if he would smoke Dutch weed (the best in the world!),he'd be flippin'!!Could be interesting...He'd probably be writing operas!..

i'd reckon that that's the weed talkin.

Snap said:

3 chain o gold - outtake of freddy Mercury (found in a bin outside his house)
the cross - formerly know as the christ by the hardrock band WASP. Prince hinted at that one during the 98 tour
Kiss - was actually from Tom Jones because he wasn't expected to ever leave Las Vegas again so noone would find out.

I heard Little Red Corvette was written by Dez.

This would probably explain Dez's featured guitar solo on LRC and his appearance in Purple Rain.

I also heard Partyup was written by Morris Day... something like either they swapped tunes or it was given to him in exchange for P getting The Time their record deal.

And didn't Little Richard write Let's Go Crazy

My picks are:


Diamonds and Pearls - Georgio
Trust - Dino
Alphabet Street - Eddie Murphy

AsianBomb777 said:

Dude, I'm angry at myself for knowing who DINO and GEORGIO are.....


Miguel

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

AsianBomb777 said:

...next thing you know you'll have Stevie B singing "Girl, you excite me sooo..." and George Lamond singing "Love come quick, love come in a hurry."
The eighties were good to me.

Miguel

AsianBomb777 said:

if a girl answers don't hang up - brenda
tick tick bang - the whole band
fathers song - lisa

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

For Girl, I'd put my money on Pat Boone

AsianBomb777 said:

LOL! If toilet paper is the cloth of the devil, then just think about the sexual undertones of getting water squirted up your butt.

OnionJuice said:

Baby wipes are the cloth of God.

I swear by them.

Miguel

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Since this thread has already gone south, in a manner of speaking, isn't that expensive? Doesn't it tickle? Doesn't it make your hoo hoo smell like baby powder?

AsianBomb777 said:

Baby Wipes... for that not so fresh feeling after taking a dump.

give me a moment 2 process Prince smokin' a joint...he's
turned it down sooo many times

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Is that before U pull on the Smurfs big kid Pull-ups?

AsianBomb777 said:

I use the unscented.... Yep, my hoo hoo just smells like hoo hoo. But thanks to this fine product. It's not a bad hoo hoo smell. Especially if you're in the business of hoo hoos. Wow, hoo hoos sound like ho-ho's. I'm hungry.

Miguel


Asianbomb, it doesn't tickle. I can't believe I'm giving out all this info....and I hardly know you. Damn, buy me dinner first. Haha!!! I know, you're into chicks. Maybe you can use the unscented on your girls hoo hoo, let me know how that works out.

Ahhh another Prince getting high hypothetical question from A-Bomb.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I can testify to that too...but more so the tiny cloths of God, would be more accurate. They can clean dishes, countertops, messy faces, take out the trash, mow the lawn and shave the cats and you can take the occasional "Baby wipe Bath".

When the world runs out of water..at least we'll have these babies to help us along.

AsianBomb777 said:

You spend a lot of time thinking about get Prince high don't you AB?
Hmmmm.

superspaceboy said:

Baby wipe scents: unscented
baby powder
flaming sticky buns (my favorite)


LOL

Miguel

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

UNSCENTED! Baby powder makes one smell like a diaper pail. Lemon is a bit strong too, but preferred over the powder scent.

Wierd how the mind plays tricks on you.
I'm eating a bole of greek salad, and all of a sudden,
the olive oil is starting to smell like a combination of lemon, powder, and ass.

superspaceboy said:

hmmm.
Actually, I really need to check myself before I post these things.
Seems like I'm a little too consistent with themes.

AsianBomb777 said:

Dude, you are sticking with the theme. I mean come on. "GREEK" salad. ASS. It's all good though. (for those not in the know, GREEK SEX requires anal activity)
How did we get from Prince smoking a joint to the chocolate starfish.

Ugh!
Miguel

MIGUELGOMEZ said: