okay.... we've all been listening 2 P 4 so many years now, take a crack at writing some lyrics 2 a song and make it sound like P wrote it! (...just a couple of lines) Eye'll go first!!!!



Speedin’ down the clock 2 the first moment eye saw ur face
Eye saw ur face, saw ur face
Wonder what it feels like just 2 embrace, embrace, just 2 embrace
Somethin’ tells me u can take the place, {take her place}

Eye saw u the other day, did u stay away? Or was it just my
Imagination? Eye never thought eye could hold ur attention
{Eye said get ur attention} 4 long, but at least eye can have u
In this song

Wonder what it feels like just 2 embrace, embrace, just 2 embrace
Somethin’ tells me u can take the place, {take her place}


that was fun! eye suck @ it but still it was fun!!!

"eye found u waggle", by prince

verse 1

Oooh! i like to waggle my bottom
Oooh! i like to waggle it hard

U, can touch my waggling bottom
U, can watch it waggling hard

bridge

see me on a monday
(waggle, waggle)
see me every other day!
(waggle, waggle)


chorus

policeman told me to stop
(waggling my bottom)
doctor told me to stop
(waggling my bottom)
priest told me to stop
(waggling my bottom)
i ain't gonna stop
(bottom waggling)

Outro

waggle (repeat)

TheFrog said:

it's not to late to edit it out

lollyp0p said:

TheFrog said:

sorry just thinking of you

Come closer
Touch the golden banana

Don't be afraid of the ripeness within


You look like a real fruit lover
Come on
It's not a sin

Kiss Me Not

(Verse)
Baby, I gotta tell ya
That I won't b responsible 4 my future actions
If U keep pulling me next 2 ur fire
And then just pushin' me away
I've been tryin' 2 contain myself
But U got something that makes U damn special
In ways I've never seen b4
And that makes me go astray


(Chorus)
Ur dance is kinda horn
U know it gets me hot
Baby girl, U got the love gun
So damn, why don't U take a shot? (pop pop)
I'm givin' U the best I got
And U know I got a lot
But U just hold me, rub me, tease me
Then, damn, U kiss me not!
[Edited 11/3/04 9:24am]

Riding in my honda civic on the motorway
I turned on my radio hoping 2 hear some Dre
I got silly Britney singing silly shit instead
About the only good cracker is one with spread on it

Uh, Spread on it

Shall we reverse? (No!)
Let's not

Fritos with butter make a snack pretty good
But without apple sauce it don't taste like it oughta should
Ryvita is better when u got some jam on it
And Tuc and Ritz are yummy when the cheese is spread on it

(Cheesy Spread on it)
uh, spread (on it) on it

Shall we go back? Let's not

Got spread on it, wow

See Britney's main problem stems from being tone deaf
Pack the house then try 2 sing,
there won't be no one left (ha ha) (on it)
Her singing is dire, brothers screamin' get out of town
They say in disgust, she singin' her worst
Britney done let us down (down down)
She need some spread... on it

Spread on it

(spread)

All the sisters like it when u give 'em crackers with cheese
Don't believe me? (no)
Try it once then stop, they'll be begging
Please, please, please (please, please, please)
Shoo be doo want, spread on it
What does that have 2 do with Britney?
Nothing, but who's writing this shit?
If u don't want my spreadable cheese, I'm sho' your mama will

Uh, cuz we, cuz we, cuz we want spread on it

Sp, sp- sp- sp- sp- sp- sp, spread on it, on it

La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la


... and so on and so forth.

About the only good cracker is one with spread on it

Whatchu talkin bout?
Prince loves him some crackas.

What better thing 4 Britney 2 spread than her.... uh, never mind

i got 2 for yall

Monkey Poo

monkey poo! i'ma throw my monkey poo @ choo!
don't piss me off! oooooh get a whiff of this here!
come n smell my monkey poo
come closer 2 my cage
the emerald monkeys in a rage!
monkey poo
pee uuuu! that shit is fonky!
come n smell my monkey poo
delicasy from the emerald monkey str8 2 u
come n get my monkey poo
mmm take dat take dat!
i'ma throw my monkey poo @ choo...

Oil Slick

ahh! oil slick
follow me wherever i go
can't get away from it
cling 2 me like a pimp 2 a ho
oil slick hey!
bringin me bringin me down
its 2 funky
ahh uh whats dat smell!
i got a oil slick
ooooo dats a fat one!
c'mon maceo brotha blow!
i said i gotta oil slick
heyyyyya! its right here man!
oil slick ahhhhh! its right here...

Fleshofmyflesh said:

ooooh howay ya dirty lass

touch me thingy

4u

no!wait

god

i hear god

nah gimme them lassy bumps

uh!

good gawd

nothing more 2 see here


[Edited 11/8/04 23:43pm]

AsylumUtopia said:

Here's my tongue
The fun's begun
I wanna shove it in your pussy
So guys don't call my wussy

So what if i dress like Cher
And wear no underwear
And still those guys, they stare
See if i fuckin' care

You know what makes me gag
Is when I'm called a fag
Just cause i dress in drag


ok well just some ideas, im no friggin songwriter so if you dont like it you can just.....

Fleshofmyflesh said:

That is soooo FUCKIN' funny...I about P my pants!!!

but i'm not prince.

wow eye'm so impressed!!!!!

SexualSuicide said:

Gracias. I'm happy I made you pee yourself.

I’m afraid of America,

Bleached in narrow morality and neo-liberal capitalism,
Cleansed of diversity and intellectualism,
Discarding environmental sensitivity and social activism,
Racing to the pearly gates of Christian fundamentalism,
Burning text books that refute creationism,
Spending my hard earned money on imperialism,
Unable to satisfy its taste for gold except with warring unilateralism,
Passing extremist views as patriotism,
Mass marketing ideology in the farce of combating terrorism,
Pillaging human rights in the guise of traditionalism,

I’m afraid of this America.
Girl take of those nappy draw's and let me lick ya up and down, shit!!!

.
[Edited 11/4/04 14:49pm]

TheFrog said:

OH shit. I laughed out loud and proud on that one.

Haha,this thread shows:There can only be one!....Prince...
Funny thread,though!!...

U don't UNDERSTANd,
The reason that I'm here,
The Reason That I Call U're name,
The Reason That I fear,

That you would leave and follow another
and leave me standing near,

A lonely hole, a lonely room,
reminiscing of the doom,
Taking claim, taking clues,
that I'm absoultely mean nothing to U.

U don't understand,
my life , purpose, & motivation.
u would like to believe
they would be the same in any situation.
you would like to think ,
I would do this for everyone.
Smile and cry, and hold their hand
when their crushed by another man.



U don't UNDERSTANd,
The reason that I'm here,
The Reason That I Call U're name
The Reason That I fear,

That you would leave and follow another
and leave me standing near,

A lonely hole, a lonely room,
reminiscing of the doom,
Taking claim, taking clues,
that I'm absoultely mean nothing to U.

Why do you think
I accept your calls,
wipe your tears,
and break your falls,
Tell U EVER___THING
WILL_____BE _____AL_____RIGHT.
take the time
to make the plan
to only wish
that u'll understand,
That out of everything in life,
I only want to BE_____YOUR_____MAN.

U don't UNDERSTANd,
The reason that I'm here,
The Reason That I Call U're name
The Reason That I fear,

That you would leave and follow another
and leave me standing near,

A lonely hole, a lonely room,
reminiscing of the doom,
Taking claim, taking clues,
that I'm absoultely mean nothing to U.

jonylawson said:

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH....some peeps did this for serious AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH.


sad.....vvvvv sad

Sitting in an Electric Chair
Come On Baby, touch me There
Our last night's slowly turning Bright
Here is the Arm - pull it Right
Ripopgodazippa!

High On Life

Goo drops Dew Drops all over u're thighs
Let it seep in, cause we're creepin'
We're much 2 high

High on life, meanin' sex
High on life, meanin' love
High on life, meanin' U

Tangerine colored sheets
Ain't gon' be neat
When I rough it up then slow it down
This Prince wears the crown

jamaulredmond said:

wow, u went all out eh!?