What are some one liners, not during a song which Prince has said in concert which you always remember.

I found it funny especially how the crowd reacted when Prince was jamming on his Piano in the 2nd show in Sydney 03 and we were waiting for the next song and Prince came out with "so many hits, so little time"

What about you, what are some one liners you remember?

At an aftershow in London (1995) he said this to the audience -


"Okay, what i need ya'll to do... Besides, putting those cameras down. This ain't a photo session mother fucker! What i need ya'll to do is clap your hands on the 2 and 4".

PBS said:

This is a line he used a lot of times!

I like the one in Copenhagen 26-10-2002 Vegashow, where he stops the music in the one coz somebody's taking pictures..

"Did no one tell you no cameras??? I got a nice hotelbed waiting for me.... no cameras please... If you see someone with a camera TWIST HIS NECK and so did they tell you no camera??"

no pictures? doesn't he know how good he looks?

howcomeudontcallme said:

"- Cross the Line + There Isn't That Much Time" (Lovesexy '88)

"Thats Kim Bassinger..I sampled her ass"--1992 L.A. Glam Slam show



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ouwaa....(OUWAA)crowd answers...
ouwaa....(OUWAA)crowd answers...
oHHHH....(OHHHH)crowd answers...

ohh ohh ahhh.....ohh ohh ahhh
ohh ohh ahhh...ohh ohh ahhh crowd answers...
a ohh ohh a.....a ohh ohh a
a ohh ohh a.....a ohh ohh a crowd answers... (yes im being silly but how do u spell the little trade mark vocal sound he does in the intro to DMSR) ?????


and "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM GONNA DO TO THIS PLACE".....
and "CANT NOBODY MESS WITH MY BAND" !

I'm pretty sure I heard him use this 1 on the dvd Prince Live at the Alladin Las Vegas.


Pull out your cell phone and call up your next of kin:we about to get funky!

March 3, 1983, Dayton, OH., "how come u dont call me anymore?", he was wearin a blue bandana, the fingersnap, he paused, silence, looke up with those huge eyes, all the ladies screamed, claasic P moment.

In Prince Live at the Alladin Las Vegas he also said "Don't hate me cause I'm fabulous!" then he left the stage.

at the first show in toronto he brought this girl up onstage and she was barefoot and he didnt realized it until later on and he was like "whats your name?" and he goes to give her the mic and yanks it back and says "it doesnt matter, you're shoeless" and struts away LOL it was too funny

i had such a great time

I've seen him a few times asking the audience for a 'soul clap',and the whole audience starts clapping double-time (on the one,two,three and four),it's an amazing sight!

Oh man! Where 2 start?!...

Parade Tour, during Matt Fink's solo in "Head": "If U ain't gonna do that 2 a synthesizer, don't buy one!"

ONA CD: "Miss, I just wanna say crack kills..."

Jam of The Year Tour, during "I Like Funky Music": "Let me hear this side! *Front section screams* SHUT UP! I ain't talkin' 2 U!"

Musicology Tour, during "Concubine": "U make me wanna go down South...*audience screams, Prince looks at audience disapprovingly*..2 Mississippi."

Exodus '95 concert date, Brussells. During "Get Wild": "If U like this song, go 2 the wrekka stow, buy one! F**k it, go 2 the wrekka stow, buy two! I don't mind!"
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1997, Aftershow in Houston at the Roxy:

"If we play one more song, will y'all shut the fuck up?"

Classic line from the First Avenue show in 87 where he debuted the new band and several of the songs from SOTT. After introducing the different band members, he states "...and for those of you on valium, my name is Prince."

The Good - When a guy shouted I love you during an acoustic set, Prince stopped the song " That voice was jsut a little too deep for me, I aint into all that"

The Bad - " If you care about me youve got to..Join The Club".....I did you rude little fucker, yet Im still in the nosebleed seats!!!!!

The Ugly - "That was for all the lover , this next ones for all the whores" - segue between Damn U and Sexy Mf on teh D&P tour....totally unecessary and yucky

during one of the chicago ona shows he begins to raost a fat woman in the front until eventually he says "maybe u tryin to get in my little red suit sorry i aint tryin 4 that oh no!"

Lennon said:

Ya beat me to it!!

Musicology tour, The Palace, Baby I'm A Star...

"Take a picture sweety...don't ya'll see this suit?"


Another classic from Detroit...
Parade tour...

"Eric, shut the fuck up!"
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npgmaverick said:

he did the same thing @ the show i went 2 but it was during "on the couch" and he was like "i wanna go down south...*crowd cheers*....TO ATLANTA!!!" he's too much LOL

Musicology Tour: Philly Bootleg DVD

"Don't stand too close to him (Mike Scott) he's a pimp"!!!

I always crack up when he pulls his pant leg up revealing his pimped out socks

"Oh, no you didn't"!!!