Do u think he has actually cooked on a grill once with his "kiss me i'm electric man" apron on and a chef's hat? Imagine him grilling up some nice cucumber's and asparagus on the grill for him and mani, and invite morris and jerome over to keep the good times rolling. Do u think this ever happens?

i can hear him now: "you ain't gonna take a plate home without helpin me clean up!"

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

"Why aint nobody eatin' my tofu dogs?"

don't ask for ribs.

LOL good times!!


i would find that hard 2 imagine tho lol
would he even kno how 2 work a grill?

SammiJ said:

I can picture P fiddlin' with the matches and lighter fluid and nothin' workin'. Just like that time on Arsenio Hall when he tried to burn up some album reviews.

squirrelgrease said:

lol!! did he throw it on the floor instead and yell "pits"!!! and then make that funny noise afterward like he did in utcm?

LMAO

is what the poor man would need
lawd....i dont know if i would be able 2 eat from him LOL, he might use some spice aint no one heard of and kill off everybody

missfee said:

Just about. I think he went through a whole book of Glam Slam surplus matches tryin' to get that blaze goin'.

I don't think that man has had even the threat of a mosquito bite in at least 30 years.

Does he really go outside?

SammiJ said:

he'd burn the entire city block down on accident tryin to light shit up...

did i put too much lighter fluid on thi--*wooooosh!*

AsianBomb777 said:

d00d...he's from minne-fuckin-sota, man, it's like Mosquito Junction up here in the warm months.

what?? lol!!!! ya'll are fuckin' crazy i'm cryin laughin over here!!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Yup. But this crazy up and down weather has scurred most of those blood sucking freaks to parts unknown.

squirrelgrease said:

yeah, thankfully...and even if p got bitten by one, the bite would probably end up enveloping his entire body. he'd be one big mosquito bite with lil' high heeled legs, raiding every walgreens in town for caladryl.

maybe he can use those candles made by "OFF" that's suppose to keep the bugs away while you are having a cookout...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

*Cloreen Bacon Skin voice* "I need ointment... I'm gonna get the West Nile! I'm gonna get the West Nile!"

missfee said:

Yes, but even if he could ward of the bugs, he would still have to deal with the dangers of lighting the fire.

I mean, that man has on enough cosmetics (cologne, makeup, hairspray) to blow shit up.

squirrelgrease said:

AsianBomb777 said:

The Mosquitos know that he's not allowed to give blood.

AsianBomb777 said:

don't u mean perfume?

and people would be bringin over their homemade side dishes n'everything, he'd be gettin all mad--"no kirky! betta not bring your potato salad over here again...the last time you made some everybody left with the runs...hook me up with a bundt cake or somethin."

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

George Clinton would bring his :fingerquotes:special recipe:fingerquotes: brownies.

squirrelgrease said:

prince would be in the backyard, flippin out after eatin one of 'em...he'd be like craig from friday..."i can hear my heart beat!!!"

Maybe at some point in his younger days. Today that brotha ain't cookin for nobody.

Ah, Mr. Prince? I'll take my medium well, but hold the purple mayo. Thanks

AsianBomb777 said:

If a mosquito bit him he'd have one of his bodyguards go rough it up and get back his blood.

Would he use this on his tofu dogs?



mmmmmMMMMM!!!
[Edited 9/1/04 0:10am]

squirrelgrease said:

I dunno, but he's sure invited to the tailgate party before the Oakland show next Thursday!!