The year is 2020
So U’re rich and cloning technology has been perfected. You’ve gotten the opportunity to get some DNA from a couple samples of mucus that you happened to pick up from a snot rag Prince blew his nose in and threw away.

Would you try to raise a musical genius like what we have today? Or would you subject him to other experiments to see what path he would have chosen given other stimuli?

why would i touch a snotty ol' rag in the first place? ew.

First off, I don't care who you are-I'm not picking up your snot. But if I did somehow acquire a little Prince clone I won't try to raise him in any particular way. If he was meant to be a brilliant musician he would start to show an interests in music, and then I would support that. But if he wanted to be a world class ping pong player ? I might be disappointed, but I wouldn't freak out and superglue his hands to a guitar or something.

TheJourney4all7 said:

ONe thing's for sure, if I caught the youngen' dressed in Mama's Liederhosen, pumps, and makeup, he'd get a beating

AsianBomb777 said:

I'd get him a therapist first, then a beating (you know, just so he has something to talk to the therapist about) "My mother, , she beat me...
ALL I WANTED WAS STILETTOS AND POLKA DOTS!!! She walked in just as as I slipped into her lace panties-"
"Okay I think that's enough for today."

TheJourney4all7 said:

my mom hates me...she wouldn't get me a pair of fuck-me pumps for christmas.

as for my clone...eh, he'd probably wind up the same as now, just a helluva lot more low-key. we'd just be wandering around on the bus half the day...dude, let's go out to merle hay and scare folks in the food court--and oh yeah, you promised me that you'd teach me to play bass later on, too.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I hear ya, even if it was Prince's I wouldn't want it.

What if you found an old sock of his that he, uh... into?

i'd keep him caged in my basement.

then once the time was right, i'd introduce him to a chainsaw and a mask, and then let him roam around looking for unsuspecting, attractive young adults.

"You like to discuss vaginas,
And all the things that they do.
But oh don't you worry,
'Cause they just stare at you.

We've got to rock down to Vagina Avenue,
And then sleep in the dryer.
Oh, we've got to rock down to Vagina Avenue,
And then sleep in the dryer.

In the streets there are vaginas,
But no panties to find.
How will we protect them?
Or they will freeze their behinds.

Oh, we've got to rock down to Vagina Avenue,
And then sleep in the dryer.
Oh, oh, we've got to rock down to Vagina Avenue,
And then sleep in the dryer..."




(Clone and bring back James Jamerson.)

subhuman09 said:

Oh, I definitely am not right.



Oh yeah, I wouldn't clone Prince-his legacy is what he leaves after he's behind. Cheapens what he has.

That or give him a stack of John Tesh albums.