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Reply #150 posted 07/01/11 10:50am

formallypickle
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I finally watched the performance ...shame on me boxed sitting up here conversing and i havent even watched the damn performance lol

He knows she cant play well and is just mentoring her

or

her guitar was really messed up( if this is the case she shoulda took the damn thing off but im not a privy to prince stage etiquette lol but poor thing looked so outta place, i feel bad for her sad

but she paying her industry dues though

This just doesnt seem like her style... it seemed so forced.. eek!

[Edited 7/1/11 11:03am]

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Reply #151 posted 07/01/11 10:55am

SPOOKYGAS

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DaphneLovesPR1NCE said:

Vanity45 said:

Maybe this is a stragedy Prince uses when he wants someone? He let the chosen woman make a CD or join his band, even though he knows she's not talented enough. Of course he knows his fans are gonna trash them...but that's just part of the plan. When the woman end up completely devastated by the reaction from his fans...Prince begins to comfort her in the sweetiest way...et voila! Without even knowing how it happened, she's in his bed... lol

[Edited 6/30/11 5:58am]

lol Clever little MF he is if that's true!!

Bullshite...Prince call your woMAN sHE spreading them folds 'O'skin like they aint ever gonna see no other cock EVER! and U be cleaning up his MESS!

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Reply #152 posted 07/01/11 11:00am

DaphneLovesPR1
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fakir said:

Hey guys ! Let's give her a chance and some more practice with the master...

I agree with some people that at least she's trying !!

Don't get me wrong but Prince is the only one who knows what is going on...

Oh yes this is the key to it all. "It doesn't matter if you sound like shit or can only play 2 chords...as long as you're trying! It doesn't matter than thousands of people pay their hard earned money to see Prince and a professionaly band (you know, real music by real musicians)...as long as you are trying, its all good!" Give me a effing break! She can't play and Prince is stupid(sorry) for putting her up there. Period. He can mentor her in private, when people come to see him, they want musicians that are ready, not those in training. Prince owes his fans better than that...

Prince is GORGEOUS. I'm inspired. GOD is GREAT. Is there anything else to say? lol
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Reply #153 posted 07/01/11 11:02am

NelsonR

RubyButterfly said:

Hilarious how much discussion, debate, and bickering is generated by somebody who will be gone within a month or two. lol

Earlier this year it was practically the same scenario in regards to Misty. And where is she now....? lol lol

After decades of being a Prince fan, I can't even work up the energy in these recent years to get excited about any of the women who continually pass through Prince's constantly revolving (stage) door.

Relax, people. By September there will be another barely over 21 year old hot chick to speculate about and discuss. Until then, sit back and enjoy the predictable course of events to come over the next couple months:

1. Threads announcing Prince has a NEW MUSE NAMED ANDY!

2. Threads praising, fawning over, shredding, or otherwise discussing Andy's looks, talent, religion, race, and relationship to Prince

3. Speculate whether Prince is in love with Andy and if they are already a couple

a. Watch as Prince tries, either successfully or unsuccessfully, to mold Andy into his image of 'the perfect woman' and dress her up according to his specifications.

b. Critique her appearance when she suddenly shows up in pics with long straight hair and Cleopatra bangs

4. Speculate and discuss whether Prince is converting Andy to JW or, conversely, whether she is causing him to stray from the religion

5. Start, dispute or just read threads declaring Prince has finally found his soulmate in Andy and that it's "obvious" from pictures or things said in interviews that they're meant for one another forever and all eternity

6. Start, dispute or just read threads claiming Prince and Andy are already secretly married (this will be based on photographs and/or cryptic comments made on this site by those claiming to 'know' stuff about Andy and Prince's secret marriage, but can't give details or in any way say how or why those details have been obtained.

7. Examine and critique photographs wherein Andy's belly maybe, possibly, sort of appears as if it has a tiny bulge, and read posts wondering whether she's pregnant. This topic may be preceded or immediately followed by threads about how Prince and Andy should have a baby together because Prince needs to have children and how Andy is definitely the best choice of any woman he's been with before to be the mother of his children and how they'd make gorgeous, talented babies and how Prince seems happier than ever before in his life and that must mean Andy is indeed pregnant.

8. When Andy is not seen with Prince for awhile, discuss whether she's in hiding either gestating the future Prince Jr., or has already given birth and Prince has Andy and baby stowed away in a secret hiding place.

9. When more time goes by and Andy is still not around, threads asking "Where's Andy?" which will quickly fizzle out after one or two comments because nobody really cares except for the few 'Prince and Andy are perfect together!' Harlequin romance reader types

10. Then: threads announcing PRINCE HAS A NEW MUSE NAMED _______ (fill in blank with name of NEW MUSE!!!!1)

Wash, rinse, repeat.

wow, given your analysis above, you are:

a) definitely a freak, and

b) i can see why Prince needs bodyguards

lol

do have a life beyond Prince?

lol

[Edited 7/1/11 11:04am]

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Reply #154 posted 07/01/11 11:07am

armpit

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formallypickles said:

^yep nod i hate when people say that looks arent everything rolleyes

do you not live in reality? lol

I hate to sound like a rude bitch but it's true.

...You sure about that?

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If there's talent there, and you work your ass off no matter what you look like, no matter what field you go into, you WILL make it. If you don't, it's because you just can't cut it.

[Edited 7/1/11 11:08am]

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Reply #155 posted 07/01/11 11:09am

NelsonR

armpit said:

formallypickles said:

^yep nod i hate when people say that looks arent everything rolleyes

do you not live in reality? lol

I hate to sound like a rude bitch but it's true.

...You sure about that?

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If there's talent there, and you work your ass off no matter what you look like, no matter what field you go into, you WILL make it. If you don't, it's because you just can't cut it.

[Edited 7/1/11 11:08am]

or

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Reply #156 posted 07/01/11 11:18am

robertgeorgeak
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DaphneLovesPR1NCE said:

fakir said:

Hey guys ! Let's give her a chance and some more practice with the master...

I agree with some people that at least she's trying !!

Don't get me wrong but Prince is the only one who knows what is going on...

Oh yes this is the key to it all. "It doesn't matter if you sound like shit or can only play 2 chords...as long as you're trying! It doesn't matter than thousands of people pay their hard earned money to see Prince and a professionaly band (you know, real music by real musicians)...as long as you are trying, its all good!" Give me a effing break! She can't play and Prince is stupid(sorry) for putting her up there. Period. He can mentor her in private, when people come to see him, they want musicians that are ready, not those in training. Prince owes his fans better than that...

see, there are things we agree on! smile

don't play me...i'm over 30 and i DO smoke weed....
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Reply #157 posted 07/01/11 11:27am

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armpit said:

formallypickles said:

^yep nod i hate when people say that looks arent everything rolleyes

do you not live in reality? lol

I hate to sound like a rude bitch but it's true.

...You sure about that?

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If there's talent there, and you work your ass off no matter what you look like, no matter what field you go into, you WILL make it. If you don't, it's because you just can't cut it.

[Edited 7/1/11 11:08am]

^ but looks can get you there faster.

i've seen it time and time again.

for every Gabourey Sidibe their are 17 Kim Kardashians

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Reply #158 posted 07/01/11 11:33am

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NelsonR said:

armpit said:

...You sure about that?

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If there's talent there, and you work your ass off no matter what you look like, no matter what field you go into, you WILL make it. If you don't, it's because you just can't cut it.

[Edited 7/1/11 11:08am]

or

She don't count cuz I have no idea who the fuck that is. lol

http://ravivora.com/blog/...w-and-love

Point proven.

*struts out*

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Reply #159 posted 07/01/11 11:48am

RubyButterfly

NelsonR said:

RubyButterfly said:

Hilarious how much discussion, debate, and bickering is generated by somebody who will be gone within a month or two. lol

Earlier this year it was practically the same scenario in regards to Misty. And where is she now....? lol lol

After decades of being a Prince fan, I can't even work up the energy in these recent years to get excited about any of the women who continually pass through Prince's constantly revolving (stage) door.

Relax, people. By September there will be another barely over 21 year old hot chick to speculate about and discuss. Until then, sit back and enjoy the predictable course of events to come over the next couple months:

1. Threads announcing Prince has a NEW MUSE NAMED ANDY!

2. Threads praising, fawning over, shredding, or otherwise discussing Andy's looks, talent, religion, race, and relationship to Prince

3. Speculate whether Prince is in love with Andy and if they are already a couple

a. Watch as Prince tries, either successfully or unsuccessfully, to mold Andy into his image of 'the perfect woman' and dress her up according to his specifications.

b. Critique her appearance when she suddenly shows up in pics with long straight hair and Cleopatra bangs

4. Speculate and discuss whether Prince is converting Andy to JW or, conversely, whether she is causing him to stray from the religion

5. Start, dispute or just read threads declaring Prince has finally found his soulmate in Andy and that it's "obvious" from pictures or things said in interviews that they're meant for one another forever and all eternity

6. Start, dispute or just read threads claiming Prince and Andy are already secretly married (this will be based on photographs and/or cryptic comments made on this site by those claiming to 'know' stuff about Andy and Prince's secret marriage, but can't give details or in any way say how or why those details have been obtained.

7. Examine and critique photographs wherein Andy's belly maybe, possibly, sort of appears as if it has a tiny bulge, and read posts wondering whether she's pregnant. This topic may be preceded or immediately followed by threads about how Prince and Andy should have a baby together because Prince needs to have children and how Andy is definitely the best choice of any woman he's been with before to be the mother of his children and how they'd make gorgeous, talented babies and how Prince seems happier than ever before in his life and that must mean Andy is indeed pregnant.

8. When Andy is not seen with Prince for awhile, discuss whether she's in hiding either gestating the future Prince Jr., or has already given birth and Prince has Andy and baby stowed away in a secret hiding place.

9. When more time goes by and Andy is still not around, threads asking "Where's Andy?" which will quickly fizzle out after one or two comments because nobody really cares except for the few 'Prince and Andy are perfect together!' Harlequin romance reader types

10. Then: threads announcing PRINCE HAS A NEW MUSE NAMED _______ (fill in blank with name of NEW MUSE!!!!1)

Wash, rinse, repeat.

wow, given your analysis above, you are:

a) definitely a freak, and

b) i can see why Prince needs bodyguards

lol

do have a life beyond Prince?

lol

[Edited 7/1/11 11:04am]

lol lol Hmm. Guess my post hit too close to home for you, eh? biggrin

Your last question is ironic considering you a) have Prince as your avatar pic (notice I do not have Prince as my avatar nor anything even Prince related; b) your username is "NelsonR" (notice I do not have a Prince related username); and c) your posts on this site are consistently accompianed with photos of Prince or other Prince related fammy crap, whereas I do not do that. Evidently you have a very extensive collection of Prince photos saved to your computer.

So yeah -- I "do have life" beyond Prince. Do you? lol lol lol

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Reply #160 posted 07/01/11 11:53am

JoeTyler

There are so many snobs on this thread that I feel like drinking some champagne and eating some russian caviar, nevermind the oysters...

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Reply #161 posted 07/01/11 12:05pm

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RubyButterfly said:

NelsonR said:

wow, given your analysis above, you are:

a) definitely a freak, and

b) i can see why Prince needs bodyguards

lol

do have a life beyond Prince?

lol

[Edited 7/1/11 11:04am]

lol lol Hmm. Guess my post hit too close to home for you, eh? biggrin

Your last question is ironic considering you a) have Prince as your avatar pic (notice I do not have Prince as my avatar nor anything even Prince related; b) your username is "NelsonR" (notice I do not have a Prince related username); and c) your posts on this site are consistently accompianed with photos of Prince or other Prince related fammy crap, whereas I do not do that. Evidently you have a very extensive collection of Prince photos saved to your computer.

So yeah -- I "do have life" beyond Prince. Do you? lol lol lol

[Edited 7/1/11 11:51am]

Again, LOL lol

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Reply #162 posted 07/01/11 12:06pm

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JoeTyler said:

There are so many snobs on this thread that I feel like drinking some champagne and eating some russian caviar, nevermind the oysters...

No , its just the fact that she is pretty and gets to play with prince with little to no experience

and their ugly with 20 years of guitar experience and can't even get 4 views on youtube lol

A life of a barely average looking person is no fairytale. Their angry for a reason lol

lol

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Reply #163 posted 07/01/11 12:23pm

derrick31

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armpit said:

Prince wouldn't work with someone who didn't have chops. You know this, I know this.

lol Oh, really? So Vanity 6, Apollonia 6, Carmen Electra, Bria & Mayte were all talented huh.... lol

These women were not part of his band. They were more like side shows used to bolster Prince's image as a major pimp.<img src=" src="http://prince.org/i/s/icon_lol.gif" />

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Reply #164 posted 07/01/11 12:29pm

gtzun

Andy will become a very good player, very soon. Working with Prince daily will only improve your Chops. Wish I could do it....

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Reply #165 posted 07/01/11 1:45pm

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robertgeorgeakabob said:

Tremolina said:

And another one who feels personally adressed. lol

That doesn´t know how to sing or to play anything themselves but that thinks this public bashing based on just one performance is quite reasonable.

Of course, then you make it personal for me because you know you have nothing to say for yourself in defense of this crapping.

You just prove my point. Next?

the prefix "we" suggests the poster doesn't feel personally addressed!!! your argument that unless you can play or sing you can't criticise is pathetic. does that apply to prince or all artists? think of a band you don't like, can you play better than them? no. does that stop you saying they're shit? i doubt it!! your head is so far up prince's arsehole that if you extend your tongue just an inch or 2 you could massage his prostrate gland.

faint

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"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD
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Reply #166 posted 07/01/11 2:04pm

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All I know is, after her ridiculous whatever that was when Prince called her out to play during that first song, she made Ida subsequently sound like Louis Johnson during that bass solo. I could feel the message in Ida's fingers, like: "THIS is how it's done." lol So Allo's unnecessary presence at least made another member play better (although Ida is already fantastic), lol.

"You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD
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Reply #167 posted 07/01/11 2:54pm

robertgeorgeak
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Tremolina said:

robertgeorgeakabob said:

coming from someone who calls women "bitches" i'll take your comment with a pinch of salt!! hmmm

you go and do that

by the way: didn't call women bitches. I called the people bitching here so. thumbs up!

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[Edited 7/1/11 10:11am]

well in that case you're you're the biggest bitch in the whole thread...so stfu ....bitch!!

don't play me...i'm over 30 and i DO smoke weed....
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Reply #168 posted 07/01/11 10:03pm

MadamGoodnight

I take it she won't be getting fined for her screw ups, as Prince is known to do? lol

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Reply #169 posted 07/02/11 8:49am

Mars23

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Could be a new business model. Use musicians that can be fined to the point of paying Prince to play with him.
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #170 posted 07/02/11 10:01am

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RubyButterfly said:

Hilarious how much discussion, debate, and bickering is generated by somebody who will be gone within a month or two. lol

Earlier this year it was practically the same scenario in regards to Misty. And where is she now....? lol lol

After decades of being a Prince fan, I can't even work up the energy in these recent years to get excited about any of the women who continually pass through Prince's constantly revolving (stage) door.

Relax, people. By September there will be another barely over 21 year old hot chick to speculate about and discuss. Until then, sit back and enjoy the predictable course of events to come over the next couple months:

1. Threads announcing Prince has a NEW MUSE NAMED ANDY!

2. Threads praising, fawning over, shredding, or otherwise discussing Andy's looks, talent, religion, race, and relationship to Prince

3. Speculate whether Prince is in love with Andy and if they are already a couple

a. Watch as Prince tries, either successfully or unsuccessfully, to mold Andy into his image of 'the perfect woman' and dress her up according to his specifications.

b. Critique her appearance when she suddenly shows up in pics with long straight hair and Cleopatra bangs

4. Speculate and discuss whether Prince is converting Andy to JW or, conversely, whether she is causing him to stray from the religion

5. Start, dispute or just read threads declaring Prince has finally found his soulmate in Andy and that it's "obvious" from pictures or things said in interviews that they're meant for one another forever and all eternity

6. Start, dispute or just read threads claiming Prince and Andy are already secretly married (this will be based on photographs and/or cryptic comments made on this site by those claiming to 'know' stuff about Andy and Prince's secret marriage, but can't give details or in any way say how or why those details have been obtained.

7. Examine and critique photographs wherein Andy's belly maybe, possibly, sort of appears as if it has a tiny bulge, and read posts wondering whether she's pregnant. This topic may be preceded or immediately followed by threads about how Prince and Andy should have a baby together because Prince needs to have children and how Andy is definitely the best choice of any woman he's been with before to be the mother of his children and how they'd make gorgeous, talented babies and how Prince seems happier than ever before in his life and that must mean Andy is indeed pregnant.

8. When Andy is not seen with Prince for awhile, discuss whether she's in hiding either gestating the future Prince Jr., or has already given birth and Prince has Andy and baby stowed away in a secret hiding place.

9. When more time goes by and Andy is still not around, threads asking "Where's Andy?" which will quickly fizzle out after one or two comments because nobody really cares except for the few 'Prince and Andy are perfect together!' Harlequin romance reader types

10. Then: threads announcing PRINCE HAS A NEW MUSE NAMED _______ (fill in blank with name of NEW MUSE!!!!1)

Wash, rinse, repeat.

Love it! Right on point. Thanks for the template. I'll pull it out when its rinse and repeat time.

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Reply #171 posted 07/02/11 10:03am

funksterr

DaphneLovesPR1NCE said:

fakir said:

Hey guys ! Let's give her a chance and some more practice with the master...

I agree with some people that at least she's trying !!

Don't get me wrong but Prince is the only one who knows what is going on...

Oh yes this is the key to it all. "It doesn't matter if you sound like shit or can only play 2 chords...as long as you're trying! It doesn't matter than thousands of people pay their hard earned money to see Prince and a professionaly band (you know, real music by real musicians)...as long as you are trying, its all good!" Give me a effing break! She can't play and Prince is stupid(sorry) for putting her up there. Period. He can mentor her in private, when people come to see him, they want musicians that are ready, not those in training. Prince owes his fans better than that...

Wow, I thought I'd never read a post where you criticized Prince. Hell hath frozen over. biggrin

Seriously who cares if this new chick can't play? She is smoking hot and if she brings any type of energy or chemistry to this boring azz band then cool. I've said for years that Prince doesn't need so called expert musicians, he needs a band that has chemistry with the material they are playing.

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Reply #172 posted 07/02/11 10:04am

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DaphneLovesPR1NCE said:

fakir said:

Hey guys ! Let's give her a chance and some more practice with the master...

I agree with some people that at least she's trying !!

Don't get me wrong but Prince is the only one who knows what is going on...

Oh yes this is the key to it all. "It doesn't matter if you sound like shit or can only play 2 chords...as long as you're trying! It doesn't matter than thousands of people pay their hard earned money to see Prince and a professionaly band (you know, real music by real musicians)...as long as you are trying, its all good!" Give me a effing break! She can't play and Prince is stupid(sorry) for putting her up there. Period. He can mentor her in private, when people come to see him, they want musicians that are ready, not those in training. Prince owes his fans better than that...

So true. I'm puzzled because he didn't let Bria perform with him, but this lady (who is talented, but doesn't appear ready for this level) does.

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Reply #173 posted 07/02/11 11:54am

RubyButterfly

funksterr said:

DaphneLovesPR1NCE said:

Oh yes this is the key to it all. "It doesn't matter if you sound like shit or can only play 2 chords...as long as you're trying! It doesn't matter than thousands of people pay their hard earned money to see Prince and a professionaly band (you know, real music by real musicians)...as long as you are trying, its all good!" Give me a effing break! She can't play and Prince is stupid(sorry) for putting her up there. Period. He can mentor her in private, when people come to see him, they want musicians that are ready, not those in training. Prince owes his fans better than that...

Wow, I thought I'd never read a post where you criticized Prince. Hell hath frozen over. biggrin

Seriously who cares if this new chick can't play? She is smoking hot and if she brings any type of energy or chemistry to this boring azz band then cool. I've said for years that Prince doesn't need so called expert musicians, he needs a band that has chemistry with the material they are playing.

100% COMPLETELY agree with you about this!

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Reply #174 posted 07/02/11 1:00pm

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You gotta admit though, it is NICE that Prince has someone up front who looks good, sings, AND plays.... I'm not saying she's the greatest guitarist ever but let's give her some time to prove herself, yeah?

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Reply #175 posted 07/02/11 7:17pm

MadamGoodnight

Mars23 said:

Could be a new business model. Use musicians that can be fined to the point of paying Prince to play with him.

lol lol lol

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Reply #176 posted 07/04/11 11:41am

sashajones

SPOOKYGAS said:

DaphneLovesPR1NCE said:

lol Clever little MF he is if that's true!!

Bullshite...Prince call your woMAN sHE spreading them folds 'O'skin like they aint ever gonna see no other cock EVER! and U be cleaning up his MESS!

Damn! So thats how its done, well Im going to start taking guitar lessons and head to LA and try to catch Prince's eye.

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Reply #177 posted 07/04/11 5:19pm

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Female Prince fans hate it whenever another woman that they don't already know and hate gets within 10 feet of him in any capacity. Its cracks me up to read these threads where they rip somebody apart as if they themselves are somehow involved.

Dude doesn't care what y'all think. Y'all pay to go see him and you would do so no matter who's in the band, so all of the faux outrage is really to mask the jealousy.

Its entertaining. Carry on.

@RubyButterfly: Pretty much dead on.

@Trickology:

You're killin' me man! lol You got me rolling on the floor over here. You're a funny dude. [img:$uid]http://www.unity.i8i.co.uk/forum/images/smiley_ROFLMAO.gif[/img:$uid]

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Reply #178 posted 07/04/11 6:56pm

lavender1983

RubyButterfly said:

Hilarious how much discussion, debate, and bickering is generated by somebody who will be gone within a month or two. lol

Earlier this year it was practically the same scenario in regards to Misty. And where is she now....? lol lol

After decades of being a Prince fan, I can't even work up the energy in these recent years to get excited about any of the women who continually pass through Prince's constantly revolving (stage) door.

Relax, people. By September there will be another barely over 21 year old hot chick to speculate about and discuss. Until then, sit back and enjoy the predictable course of events to come over the next couple months:

1. Threads announcing Prince has a NEW MUSE NAMED ANDY!

2. Threads praising, fawning over, shredding, or otherwise discussing Andy's looks, talent, religion, race, and relationship to Prince

3. Speculate whether Prince is in love with Andy and if they are already a couple

a. Watch as Prince tries, either successfully or unsuccessfully, to mold Andy into his image of 'the perfect woman' and dress her up according to his specifications.

b. Critique her appearance when she suddenly shows up in pics with long straight hair and Cleopatra bangs

4. Speculate and discuss whether Prince is converting Andy to JW or, conversely, whether she is causing him to stray from the religion

5. Start, dispute or just read threads declaring Prince has finally found his soulmate in Andy and that it's "obvious" from pictures or things said in interviews that they're meant for one another forever and all eternity

6. Start, dispute or just read threads claiming Prince and Andy are already secretly married (this will be based on photographs and/or cryptic comments made on this site by those claiming to 'know' stuff about Andy and Prince's secret marriage, but can't give details or in any way say how or why those details have been obtained.

7. Examine and critique photographs wherein Andy's belly maybe, possibly, sort of appears as if it has a tiny bulge, and read posts wondering whether she's pregnant. This topic may be preceded or immediately followed by threads about how Prince and Andy should have a baby together because Prince needs to have children and how Andy is definitely the best choice of any woman he's been with before to be the mother of his children and how they'd make gorgeous, talented babies and how Prince seems happier than ever before in his life and that must mean Andy is indeed pregnant.

8. When Andy is not seen with Prince for awhile, discuss whether she's in hiding either gestating the future Prince Jr., or has already given birth and Prince has Andy and baby stowed away in a secret hiding place.

9. When more time goes by and Andy is still not around, threads asking "Where's Andy?" which will quickly fizzle out after one or two comments because nobody really cares except for the few 'Prince and Andy are perfect together!' Harlequin romance reader types

10. Then: threads announcing PRINCE HAS A NEW MUSE NAMED _______ (fill in blank with name of NEW MUSE!!!!1)

Wash, rinse, repeat.

This seriously made me lol

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BlaqueKnight said:

Female Prince fans hate it whenever another woman that they don't already know and hate gets within 10 feet of him in any capacity. Its cracks me up to read these threads where they rip somebody apart as if they themselves are somehow involved.

Dude doesn't care what y'all think. Y'all pay to go see him and you would do so no matter who's in the band, so all of the faux outrage is really to mask the jealousy.

Its entertaining. Carry on.

@RubyButterfly: Pretty much dead on.

@Trickology:

You're killin' me man! lol You got me rolling on the floor over here. You're a funny dude. [img:$uid]http://www.unity.i8i.co.uk/forum/images/smiley_ROFLMAO.gif[/img:$uid]

What? You serious? confuse

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