Gurl, he let you do what??
He stuck it where???
He Made you whip his ass with a magic wand ...made you dress up like Madonna
and sing "Get into the groove, boy, you've got to prove your love to me."


Gurl, me too....



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Gurl..."And you know it's just a matter of time before he has his new luv muffin Bria rolling around in purple crushed oreos/milk with no draws on."


What?

Yeah gurl...me too.

Mani: "Told you I could get him to marry me." "You owe me $10, bitch"
Mayte: "You're welcome for the divorce lawyer tip"
Both: "Just another sucker"

Wait... what? Friends since when?


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JOYJOY said:

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that pic of prince with mani ..hes lookin like someone from adams family

BlaqueKnight said:

Very nice Blaque.


Mayte: Gold Diggers unite!!!!

Mani: hahaaa! right on gurl....we poppin bottles over here bout to go on anotha cruise...although Eric aint got the biggest dingaling like Tommy I bet..but he'll do. purple hi-five! (Eric,, do you have my bank card mthafka!!!!!)

Eric: Baby...uh.. I just need the money to make one more CD I know I can sell 50,000 units you still love him don't you...or else you would give me the DAMM BANK CARD!

Mani: No!

Eric: Give it to me!!!

Mani: No Eric...this money gotta las me now nugga! I ain't givin you no mo money to make no mo wack azz cd's.

Eric: I come a long way since Halle...I ain't going back to UPS!

Eric: Gimme!!!

Mani: I said No nucca!

Eric: "And don't try to clown me in front of lose booty Mayte...every body aint gotta 18inch pennis like Tommy! at least I aint got a pecker like vern troyer. be thankful bitch!



(Disclaimer: All characters are fictional and is not an actual account or representation of anyone you know....or Eric's true dingaling size.)




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"dingaling size" in Disclaimer. Too funny!!

JOYJOY said:

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I will have to find the link....it appears Mani's been hanging out at Mayte's functions..seen together

It's on the Doctors site the Dr. O FunkNBerry.....giggles.


P.S. I know there are better pics out there of mani.

Do they really make purple oreo's? Sorry ya'll another Jessica moment

JOYJOY said:

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It's all goooood:
http://www.drfunkenberry....ut-avalon/

Mayte was on second and got a pretty good reception from the crowd before she started her routine. Straight up, Mayte is hot like soup! She was shaking and barefoot no less obviously. Girl got abs of steel.

Another girl performed along with 2 more Dita performances but I chilled back in the VIP area where I got into a little bit of trouble. No need to get into it though.

While leaving, I was followed out right behind Perez Hilton & his “date” Jewel. Too funny. The future followed behind the present and soon to be the past. Jewel has been all up in Perez’s butt as of late. She has to realize she will never have the success of Katy Perry or Lady Gaga so stop trying so hard to be his friend. Desperate baby.

Back on point, had a great time with Dita & Mayte and it did turn into the ex-wives and girlfriend’s club of Prince in the VIP section with Mayte (Wife #1), Manuela Testolini (Wife #2) with Eric Benet, and Carmen Electra (Go-Go Dancer #1) were all there. Who would have thought? Purple craziness.-Dr.FB

ernestsewell said:lockdance:???


Kanye wests...is that you trying to stop my flow???


You wanna lockdance on me Mthafka???


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MoneyMade said:

WTF?!

mayrain said:

Can we get some pics up from the event....
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@ Moneymade!

I don't post pics...(because I don't know how)..besides I think some are on Mayte's site and there is a video on youtube showing mani & eric going into the event all of it is under Dita and her new drink or something. I wish there was video of Mayte's dance. I'm so glad we get to see her being her and that she is dancing again.

mayrain said:

What's with Mani always wearing purple....I found the video
no shots of her and Mayte 2gether though. http://www.youtube.com/wa...WIdtoN57fc


Mani: Eric please....

you AINT Maxwell! and You ain't no damm Prince that's for sure. Lawd I miss that little dude. I guess that's why I wear purple in every
photo-op I know he miss me.....and...and what's this video Eric!!! about you asking this gurl how she pee's, talks and what not!!!?? Are you back to your deviant sexual philandering. Cause I don't play that sh$t....

(Eric's strange video) http://www.kyte.tv/ch/113...e-show-139


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piccolo7 said:

that pic of prince with mani ..hes lookin like someone from adams family [/quote]


Yeah....he was struggling back then.
Probably foresaw the end....

A RECENT PHONE CONVERSATION


Mayte: "So...did you try on his high heels when he wasn't looking?"

Mani: "Girl....I did that all the time!

Mayte (laughing): "I thought I was the only one who would do something like that!

Mani: Are you kidding? His heels are nicer than the ones he bought for US! Why shouldn't we try them on?"

SoulAlive said:

Unfortunately...the lovely Bria wears size 11 so that would never work.


I'm pretty sure he used their curling irons though and probably the reason for
Mayte's break with him.

SoulAlive said:

I love it!

This promo vid includes Dita and briefly, Mayte and Mani. Didn't look for Carmen.

http://www.youtube.com/wa...Yl2RfSuicM

piccolo7 said:

that pic of prince with mani ..hes lookin like someone from adams family [/quote]

He look kinda "over it" in both of these pictures.

Did he make u do that 2?

MoneyMade said:

I knew each time he married, they weren't going to stick around. I think he knew it but he had to go through it and find out on his own. He looks like he foresaw something in the pictures.

BlaqueKnight said:

I think Mani can look incredibly hot! And never in the cheap kind of way. I've always liked her post-Prince look. She looks 10 years younger than she did back then.

Why does Eric look like he rubbed Crisco all over his face and then sat out in the sun and baked for a couple of hours?
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KidaDynamite said:

you are right! He got that sort of tired, "trapped" look.

Not saying that he WAS trapped, but he sure looked it.