Something that made you want to crawl under a rock or die.
It's okay; you can tell us.
[This message was edited Wed Jun 23 16:49:39 2004 by unlucky7]

Every stupid thing that has come out of my mouth since I started posting my rants about my life on the Org...

I'll think of a story for ya. I have lots of good ones. Gimme some time to think.

hIsMiRRoR said:

okay

Few years back my Aunt stopped by and I went to give her a hug hello.Without even thinking I placed my hand dead on her ass and I just froze.There no mistaking it,we both just ignored it started talkin like always.It was brutal...

no.

crazyhorse said:

starkitty said:

Yeah right. We know better.

When I was in my early teens, my class were on a weeks excursion to another city and some of the girls discovered an issue of Playgirl and bought it. It made the rounds in the girl's room, but I was curious and wanted to see it. So I managed to get my hands on it and brought it with me to the bathroom because where else could I go to read it without being discovered? That would have been embarrassing. Everyone would have thought I was gay! (Which I was, but I wasn't yet ready to be confronted on the issue. )

And whaddaya know... My best friend at the time came out to the bathroom and it was unavoidable that he discovered I was in the loo with Playgirl.

He thought I was wanking to the pictures of hot, butt-nekkid men and I was so embarrassed, I didn't say anything to the contrary - I just wanted to drop the subject. And he never made an issue of it afterwards. Thank goodness that of all the people who could've catched me in that embarrassing situation, it was a friend.
[This message was edited Wed Jun 23 17:33:52 2004 by scififilmnerd]

NCC2012 said:

i have been the epitome of grace and tact my entire life.

(even last year, when i slid down my steps in a laundry basket.)

Okay I thought of one!

A few weeks ago I was at the local plasma donation center, getting some money to live on. My boyfriend and my psychotic roommate were there with me and it was crowded. I waited forever to finally get to a donation machine, and then when I got there I was in such a hurry to get this hour-long process over with that I jumped right onto the big reclining chair without looking. Apparently there was a puddle of something right in the seat of the chair. Thankfully it was colorless and odorless and didn't cause any skin irritation. Maybe it was just water. How it got there is beyond me, though, since the nearest water source is in the next room behind a closed door.

Well when I felt my butt getting wet, for some reason I didn't say anything. I wasn't sure if I was imagining this feeling or what... So I sat through the donation, and in an hour when I was finished I stood up and looked at the seat. Not a drop left on the seat. And the only day I've ever not worn a long sweatshirt over my jeans... All those times I joke about how one day I'm gonna piss myself in there because every time I sit down to get the needle in my arm I feel like I gotta pee and then I barely make it through the donation, and now this happens... Now, I wasn't done yet... I had to walk up to the payment window, which is in front of all the doctors and donors, and stand there for an eternity until someone came to pay me. So I shudder to think how many people saw me and what they thought. I ran straight to the bathroom to check the damage, and I looked like I'd just pissed myself. Oh it was so embarrassing! And I had to walk three blocks through the crowded campus streets and wait for the bus yet!

My boyfriend did his best to walk behind me so no one would see, but once we got on the bus I grabbed the first seat I saw while the psychotic roommate ran to the back to seats he deemed "safe". He was majorly insulted that I didn't come with him. He took it as a personal assault on his "chivalrous" personality. Don't ask... This guy needs some pills or something... So after we got off the bus and I still had to walk through the whole apartment complex with my wet behind, psycho started bitching that I don't respect him enough. I flipped out on him of course, embarrassing the three of us in front of the whole apartment complex and everyone who'd gotten off the bus, and later he apologized for upsetting me but still couldn't understand what was wrong with what he'd said earlier... Oh what a day...

hIsMiRRoR said:

indeed.

Went backpacking in Utah for 3 weeks.When hiking dust etc.. from the trail gets into your nose so you clear it in a crude manner.Nobodys around and thats just how it is after being out for that amount of time.Anyway, we came directly out of the mountains,dirty as hell and headed straight to Vegas.While walking up to the entrance of the Mirage there was a group of about five couples in the mid-forties dressed in tuxedo's n evening gowns waiting for there limo.Without even thinking,and about 8ft away directly in front of them my buddy cleared his nostrals at the exact moment my other buddy ripped one.You should of seen the look on these people's faces.I almost died laughing right there I swear.

I smashed a ride. A Citroen CV. I was 15.

I borrowed some CD's from Tower Records one time.

My wife (then fiance) and I made a large hole in the ceramic tile wall of my apartment's shower wall while having a steamy session, then later that day I had to explain to my roommate at the time what had happened. I lied, of course.

OK- SOOOO...

*blush*.... already

I am a belly dancer- have been for 13 years.... in 1997 I was touring with a performance troupe dancing backup for a rock band.... So there I am middle of August.... SUPER hot sticky weather, Florida.... I am dancing my little tush off..... I had been on tour for 2 months and had lost about 20 lbs. from all the dancing and travel- so my costume was too big...

The skirt- long sheer layers with beaded designs and big rocks sewn into the fabric, and tons of beaded fringe dangling from the hips- The hip band hooked on the side. Since it was so big, it rested right on top of my hip bones- just barely! So I couldn't wear panties cause you would see the strings on the side or the T in the back, and personally I think that is tacky!

I was dancing as normal- in front of about I would guess 50,000 people.... and the singer looked at me to come near him- just as I hit FRONT and CENTER- an un-expected drum solo...


SO, I do my thing... and I do it damn well! I got the hips moving so fast that the beaded fringe couldn't keep up with my moves- it creates a "back lash" of weight... when all of a sudden.... the weight push and pull when twirling my hips un-hooked my entire skirt and hip belt... dropping it to the floor... leaving me standing there.... FULL MONTY!!!!

I was 17- and MORTIFIED!!!!! Now, I laugh at it.... but at 17- 50,000 people seeing my beaver? OH MY GOD! *giggle*

MNlivingCA said:

Wish I could have been there!

NCC2012 said:

Ohhhhh- ya, that weird feeling just came back into the deepest part of my stomach- my aunt was there- and she is REALLY old.... I don't know who was more embarrassed!!!!!

Ohhh---- NCC- the same thing happened to me at the MN Ren. Fest. in 2001... on that time it was the top!!!! wardrobe malfunction!!!! But around that place- everyone was too drunk to remember! And there wasn't any cameras in ready position.....

From now on when I dance- I don't wear the blue costume.... only pruple, red, or white! LOL!

MNlivingCA said:

(trying to remember what year I went to the Rennaisance Festival)

NCC2012 said:

You probably were too drunk to realize where you even where.... that and all the cleavage running around.... can tend to make head spin! I worked at MN Fest from 1989-2001....
and various other festivals around the country.... but MN was my home faire!

You may have seen me and my bossom!

MNlivingCA said:

Something similar happened to me last summer. I belly dance too, and a few friends and I were dancing at a party we were having in my roomates parents backyard. My skirt was really sheer too, and I didnt want to go au natural so I wore the smallest g-string I had. It was really small and U couldnt c it thru my skirt, so Im in front of everyone with 3 of my friends and ppl are taking pictures and everything. So a friend of mine goes 'faster' so I really start shaking it up, and I feel the skirt getting really loose. Then all of a sudden it just falls on one side so Im trying to hold it up without being obivous, then the other side falls and I couldnt catch it in time . So Im standing there in front of my friends and their parents in my g-string and I seriously wanted to just throw myself into the fire that was lit in the backyard.

MNlivingCA said:

Maybe! And I would not have been drunk because I have never been drunk in my life and have no wish of ever being that far gone.

BeautifulOneJem said:

thats funny!

crazyhorse said:

thats funny you froze

This is not that funny, but anyway. I remember I took this little girl to a playground. She was probably around two. She was put in one of those swings, that are for little, little kids. So you have to pick the child up and put them into the swing. Anyway, she was a little over weight and me and my friends couldn't get her out. We tried pulling and pulling, but she was stuck. Eventually we got her out. so uh yeah. thats it. yep

unlucky7 said:

That must have looked hilarious to people passing by!

I had a T-Shirt from The Leather Stallion (a gay bar in cleveland), that I left at my parents house when I moved out.

Recently, my dad was rummaging through my old clothes, to give some to my uncle. He tells me this yesterday, mentioning that my uncle really liked the "one shirt with something about cleveland on it, looked like some country bar logo on it...".

I hope to god my poor uncle doesn't start getting hit on by other guys now, cuz it's all gonna come back on me...and I'm not out to my folks yet...

Tom said:

Tom said:

[This message was edited Thu Jun 24 14:43:51 2004 by scififilmnerd]

scififilmnerd said:

your poor uncle, your story is funny though.