gemini13 said:

You sure are! You need a spankin!

You know, this might sound weird but I have always kinda felt that I'm going to find my true love in a deaf person. I'm planning on taking sign language classes just in case the instinctual feeling comes true.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Sorry.....thats the oddest thing ive heard all day.

Why do U think that?? Do U live next to some huge foundry or something? Cant they afford ear muffs there?

Supa you are something else man.

SexLovely said:

SexLovely.....get over here!

I swear I'm being totally serious about this. I don't know what it is. I have, at least for the last decade (maybe longer) felt that my true love is either going to be deaf or hearing impaired. I don't know why I feel this, I just do. I'm always very curious about deaf people and always wish I could communicate with them and get into their brains on what they're thinking/feeling. Maybe it's the devoted side of me that realizes that I would go the distance for anyone I love, even if they were deaf.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

what if he's deaf AND has a really, really small penis????

madartista said:

Then its hormone pills time.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Being a naughty boy was I?

Do U think its got anything to do with U perhaps being somewhat sympathetic towards them?

madartista said:

Well....If I really love him I guess it's time for me to learn to eat pussy For the most part when I'm in love penis size doesn't matter. If it's the literal size of a pinky, well.....

Here you go, Supa...

sag10 said:

yeah, probably so.

Here ya go supa

crazyhorse said:

Well this was more along the lines of what I got. Just add 200 more pounds and 50 more years!!!!

Byron said:

I did look like an infant next to these guys!!!

I'd shag him!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

*AHEM*



party over here

starkitty said:

This calls for an...

No wonder you meet grand daddies. No self respecting, hot and horny daddy would put "sugar" before "daddy". It implies someone who is so old and not hot he has to pay some pretty boy. That's not how it works. Here's how :

1. LIKE men "of a certain age". By that I mean you'd rather go with some hot 40 something than a stunning but uninspiring 21 year old.
2. Once you've discovered a few that bump your tush to kingdom come, look for more.
3. Go leather.
4. ONce you've made your reputation, start being a bit more picky.
5. There will be two or three guys that are truly taken.
6. See if you really, really like any of them.
7. Remember... you'll have to be with them a lot.
8. Make sure he's interested in 3-somes or more, otherwise you'll be bored quick.
9. And the rest will follow.

Aerogram said:

I got that covered nearly every weekend

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That's one of the problems. You need to suddenly impress these gentlemen with your cowskin side and be like a rebel that they want but can't keep completely. The Unkeepable Ones....those are the ones that enjoy all the benefits and very few of the hassles.
[This message was edited Tue May 18 17:35:16 2004 by Aerogram]

madartista said:

i wouldn't mind a SugarMomma!

JediMaster said:

Or....maybe I just need a glittery cowboy hat

I need a sugar MOMMY

Supa me thinks ya gotta go where the RICH sugar daddies live. Your chances will improve. Good luck to ya

luv4u said:

LOL, I'm not actually looking for a sugar daddy. Just wondering why I don't attract an actual daddy vs granddaddy or great granddaddy

Vibrator said:

great point