I like my coffee like I like my men




























cold and bitter.

'Eh up sugar! How ya doin?!





















Not you!! The other lump...

I thought you were calling me sugar, sugar.

Clouded with cream.

Gosh, "clouded" explains a lot about my dating history, come to think of it...

sweet and low and creamy

PEJ said:

Y'all are talking about me.

(you have to pretend every post is the man innuendo)





TOO BLACK





TOO STRONG

Strong and scalding hot, black, one sugar.

I like my coffee how I like my women



















In a plastic cup!

[thanks Eddie!]

TheFrog said:

Where have you been all my thread.

Strong, sweet and creamy.

starkitty said:

Coming back from a wonderful pub by the river (unimaginitively called "Riverbar") having had the pleasure of listening to amateur but accomplished, and extremely chilled-out jazz.

No wank coffee though. Just sweet, sweet beer.

starkitty said:

I'll drink to that!

I don't like it any way.

hot, black, with a touch of sweet.

Up the ass

Well, extending the metaphor to women

Robust, smoldering, aromatic, sweet and rich

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Can you still taste the coffee?

See, it depends on my mood. Sometimes I like it straight up, no frills, just hot and tasty to get me where I'm going. Other times, I like it all done up and fancy; creamy, steamy, a little bit sweet (but not too sweet!) with whipped cream and sprinkles on top.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

parking in the rear

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

*MWAH*

TheFrog said:

I emailed you.

why when i am trying to be funny and write words like :this:, there is actually a corresponding emoticon???

because i typed geek and that little guy in glasses showed up.

:frustrated:

bananacologne said:

my speakers don't work here

:disappointed:

starkitty said:

Lies! Was it intercepted?

TheFrog said:

Sadly, yes.

starkitty said:

Was it loaded with filth?

I like them amber and frothy!