purplethunder3121 said:

onlyforaminute said:

purplethunder3121 said: They have kits at those home improvement stores one can install on their own toilet bowl. It can give you cool or warm water.

I'd have to get permission from the landlord and hire a plumber.

And an electrician. A lot of those kits require a power source. And almost no homes have outlets near the floor in a bathroom (for obvious reasons).

luv4u said:

2freaky4church1 said:

Bev, eww

So, is it safe to assume that you buy expensive ?? Yet end up flushing it down the after wiping your ass??? Just think of it as $$$ going down the pipe

But isn't the cheap toilet paper like rough on the booty? I know you don't have to buy the most

expensive but store brand just not gonna cut it. Well actually it will cut your booty

phunkdaddy said:

luv4u said:

So, is it safe to assume that you buy expensive ?? Yet end up flushing it down the after wiping your ass??? Just think of it as $$$ going down the pipe

But isn't the cheap toilet paper like rough on the booty? I know you don't have to buy the most

expensive but store brand just not gonna cut it. Well actually it will cut your booty

I got no paper tissue cuts

luv4u said:

phunkdaddy said:

But isn't the cheap toilet paper like rough on the booty? I know you don't have to buy the most

expensive but store brand just not gonna cut it. Well actually it will cut your booty

I got no paper tissue cuts

I buy the supermarket brand tp and have noticed no real difference in that and the name brands. I go by which one has the most square feet for the cheapest price.

purplethunder3121 said:

luv4u said:

I got no paper tissue cuts

I buy the supermarket brand tp and have noticed no real difference in that and the name brands. I go by which one has the most square feet for the cheapest price.

That is usually Scott's in terms of square feet. Take a test. When you are at home take the cheap toilet paper and wet it. Either use it to wipe the dust off your toilet or use it to reduce the roughness on your bun and watch how it crumbles compared to name brand toilet paper.

phunkdaddy said:

purplethunder3121 said:

I buy the supermarket brand tp and have noticed no real difference in that and the name brands. I go by which one has the most square feet for the cheapest price.

That is usually Scott's in terms of square feet. Take a test. When you are at home take the cheap toilet paper and wet it. Either use it to wipe the dust off your toilet or use it to reduce the roughness on your bun and watch how it crumbles compared to name brand toilet paper.

Scott is the worst--last time I bought that, my daughter-in-law looked at it and said that was like the stuff her Mom bought for her sons because they refuse to buy their own toilet paper. That stuff was as thin as tissue paper. Won't buy it again. The generic brand I buy is thick and very absorbent, despite being a little rougher, and you get a lot more for your money.

Wonder why bidets didn't catch here (US)? They make the most sense.

Margot said:

Wonder why bidets didn't catch here (US)? They make the most sense.

Is there a special towel that goes with that, or do you just use your fingers to rub the shit off?

nayroo2002 said:

Margot said:

Wonder why bidets didn't catch here (US)? They make the most sense.

Is there a special towel that goes with that, or do you just use your fingers to rub the shit off?

Really don't know. Bidets are a mystery to me though the idea make sense.

purplethunder3121 said:

Margot said:

coldcoffeeandcocacola said:

Margot said:

Really don't know. Bidets are a mystery to me though the idea make sense.

My school had bidets! Noone used them. There was no towel just I suppose a shake shake shake...

or a water fountain for the super thirsty kids

nayroo2002 said:

Margot said:

Wonder why bidets didn't catch here (US)? They make the most sense.

Is there a special towel that goes with that, or do you just use your fingers to rub the shit off?

Do you know what a bidet is and does?

PS for those who want one, they do make attachments to your existing toilet so can enjoy that freshly sprampted feeling.

TrivialPursuit said:

nayroo2002 said:

Is there a special towel that goes with that, or do you just use your fingers to rub the shit off?

Do you know what a bidet is and does?

PS for those who want one, they do make attachments to your existing toilet so can enjoy that freshly sprampted feeling.

yes.

it's an ass shower.

nayroo2002 said:

TrivialPursuit said:

Do you know what a bidet is and does?

yes.

it's an ass shower.

I used to have a friend I lived with, and we got in this mode where we used a larger hair color bottle, filled it with warm water (toilet's right next to the sink), then aimed it between our legs (while sitting down) toward our butthole and squirted it with the warm water. Do that 2 or 3 times and the wiping is minimal after.

By the way, bidets were often thought to be largely for women. Women were supposed to sit forward on them, facing the wall, so the water slooshed their swishy, not their buttholes. It's why I think the attachments for existing toilets are better for men and women post-💩.

Your Momma's sheets!

Cottenelle. I think whatever the normal Cottenelle is. I've used it for so long I don't look anymore, I just grab it and put it in the cart. I found it to be the best middle ground between Charmin anything, which it too soft for me, and the cheaper stuff, which is a little too rough.

jfenster said:

Is this the only music fan site that would ask this???b

Nope.

jfenster said:

Is this the only music fan site that would ask this???b

Welcome to General discussion

jfenster said:

Is this the only music fan site that would ask this?

No. LipstickAlley is actually digital toilet paper.