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Thread started 03/01/21 9:47am

funkman88

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what is you favorite toilet paper?

I love my Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care.soft but great coverage.I know others like charmin and scott.what about you?

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Reply #1 posted 03/01/21 9:56am

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Trump toilent paper.

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #2 posted 03/01/21 1:41pm

funkman88

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2freaky4church1 said:

Trump toilent paper.

i bet its gold plated biggrin

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Reply #3 posted 03/02/21 6:39am

Genesia

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Charmin Ultra Soft

True story: I saved a roll from the last pre-COVID pack I bought. During rehearsals for a play I was doing when the lockdowns hit, I went out and bought a huge package of TP because I didn't want to be worried about running out during tech week or the run, which are extremely busy (especially when you also work a full-time job).

So I made it through all the hoarding and shortages just fine. Never ran out - and was able to get more once things settled down. (I think I might have had to buy a different brand once - but that was the worst I endured on the TP front.)

But I saved that last roll. Not sure when I'll use it - maybe when I get to do a play again.

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Reply #4 posted 03/02/21 12:02pm

Hudson

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Angel Soft
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Reply #5 posted 03/02/21 3:50pm

funkman88

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Hudson said:

Angel Soft

what color?

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Reply #6 posted 03/02/21 3:57pm

TrivialPursuit

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I don't use toilet paper. Bad for the hole. But believe me, I'm c-l-e-a-n.

Hashtaggoodbutthealth lol lol

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Reply #7 posted 03/02/21 4:05pm

Hudson

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funkman88 said:



Hudson said:


Angel Soft

what color?



I didn’t know it came in colors. Only white for me I’m afraid.
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Reply #8 posted 03/03/21 10:43am

Musze

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Charmin Ultra Soft Mega Rolls.

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Reply #9 posted 03/03/21 11:07am

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Musze said:

Charmin Ultra Soft Mega Rolls.

fancy

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Reply #10 posted 03/03/21 11:23am

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Good ol' Walgreens special. Seventy nine cents a roll(or 4 for 3 bucks.). Not harsh on the bunghole and the roll size is boss. Been using it for years. thumbs up!


A little off topic. One time i brought some TP from a corner store. That BS was so harsh that it made my *** bleed(after a few uses). It was like using sand paper. bawl headlp faint And I'm serious. cry


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Anyways, somebody deserved a brick to the face. Either the store owner for selling that shit, or me for buying it. lol


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Reply #11 posted 03/04/21 2:28am

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Scott's
I go to BJ's or Sam's and get 36 rolls for 23 dollars.
More bang for your butt biggrin
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Reply #12 posted 03/04/21 8:50am

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Scott. It doesn't plug up the toilet.

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Reply #13 posted 03/04/21 1:21pm

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2freaky4church1 toilet paper lol

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Reply #14 posted 03/08/21 1:59pm

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I love that tracing paper stuff they had at school especially when they had the rectangular holders that would only let one sheet off at a time.

It’s great for smearing it all around and you can fold it to have little sharp corners so you can give it all a nice scratch if you’re itchy.
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Reply #15 posted 03/08/21 3:44pm

uPtoWnNY

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Scott. It doesn't plug up the toilet.

Exactly....Charmin does that all the time.

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Reply #16 posted 03/10/21 12:27pm

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No name brand. Whichever is the cheapest biggrin

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Reply #17 posted 03/10/21 3:31pm

Purplegarden

Cottonelle softex. It's this extra large and patterned stuff with seashells and shit on it (Well it ends up with shit on it).

I need it for my big ass.

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Favourite I remember was this shit called Natural (I am in NZ, so u probably never heard of it). It came out in 1993 and featured an ad with dancing toilet rolls with sunglasses and arms and big lips drawn on the rolls singing a 4 Tops like song called Natural. This is how it went.

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"Sha doo, doo, He's a natural guy

Natural softness, Natural style

I'm gonna love you baby as the days go by

Sha doo, doo he's a natural guy

There's just one thing that I want you to do

I'm a natural guy, take me home with you"

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That song made me laugh as the ad was cheap ass, and the toilet rolls had been designed by some high school kid, they even looked borderline offensive (Black face).

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Reply #18 posted 03/12/21 10:23am

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Bev, eww

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #19 posted 03/12/21 10:38am

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2freaky4church1 said:

Bev, eww


So, is it safe to assume that you buy expensive tp ?? Yet end up flushing it down the toilet after wiping your ass??? Just think of it as $$$ going down the pipe lol

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Reply #20 posted 03/12/21 1:01pm

RJOrion

Scott 1000 sheet rolls...16 pack

the ladies dont like it because its kinda rough on the coochie, but one roll lasts forever... and like mentioned earlier, it doesnt clog up the toilet bowl because its nice and thin

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Reply #21 posted 03/12/21 1:04pm

RJOrion

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I don't use toilet paper. Bad for the hole. But believe me, I'm c-l-e-a-n.

Hashtaggoodbutthealth lol lol

Bidet?..wet Wipes?... air-dry?

do tell

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Reply #22 posted 03/12/21 6:10pm

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Reply #23 posted 03/13/21 11:54am

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RJOrion said:

TrivialPursuit said:

I don't use toilet paper. Bad for the hole. But believe me, I'm c-l-e-a-n.

Hashtaggoodbutthealth lol lol

Bidet?..wet Wipes?... air-dry?

do tell


For years, I've done this, for whatever reason. Maybe a habit I picked up in the Navy and revisited, plus a phobia of just being overly dirty even after a wipe. That feeling just grosses me out.

So, since I normally just poop once a day, I just hit the showers after. Because why would anyone shower first, then poop later? You're defeating the whole purpose. So, when I poop, I shower after. My dad once asked me, "do you wipe before getting in the shower?" I said, "No. That's like cleaning up before the maid comes over." Call it what you will, but I'm clean when I start my day. I save a load (no pun) on toilet paper (we do have it in the house, because I have a roommate), and I don't irritate my hole with wiping.

I also only buy Ivory soap bars for my butt. I have body soap for everything else, but I keep a bar of Ivory (just cuz it's cheap) for my butt.

And I only poop at home.

There. I said it. lol lol

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Reply #24 posted 03/13/21 7:49pm

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luv4u said:



2freaky4church1 said:


Bev, eww




So, is it safe to assume that you buy expensive tp ?? Yet end up flushing it down the toilet after wiping your ass??? Just think of it as $$$ going down the pipe lol


Freaky gets his toilet paper from McDonald's restrooms
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Reply #25 posted 03/13/21 10:41pm

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kpowers said:

luv4u said:


So, is it safe to assume that you buy expensive tp ?? Yet end up flushing it down the toilet after wiping your ass??? Just think of it as $$$ going down the pipe lol

Freaky gets his toilet paper from McDonald's restrooms



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Reply #26 posted 03/14/21 8:22am

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The bidets are nice. I know a few who had them installed a couple of weeks before the shutdown panic cleared shelves. One stress in life resolved.
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Reply #27 posted 03/14/21 10:01am

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onlyforaminute said:

The bidets are nice. I know a few who had them installed a couple of weeks before the shutdown panic cleared shelves. One stress in life resolved.

I wanted one but have no room. The only alternative was a diaper washer spray gun hooked up to the bathroom sink. razz Pass... lol

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Reply #28 posted 03/14/21 10:19am

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purplethunder3121 said:



onlyforaminute said:


The bidets are nice. I know a few who had them installed a couple of weeks before the shutdown panic cleared shelves. One stress in life resolved.

I wanted one but have no room. The only alternative was a diaper washer spray gun hooked up to the bathroom sink. razz Pass... lol


They have kits at those home improvement stores one can install on their own toilet bowl. It can give you cool or warm water.
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Reply #29 posted 03/14/21 1:12pm

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onlyforaminute said:

purplethunder3121 said:

I wanted one but have no room. The only alternative was a diaper washer spray gun hooked up to the bathroom sink. razz Pass... lol

They have kits at those home improvement stores one can install on their own toilet bowl. It can give you cool or warm water.

I'd have to get permission from the landlord and hire a plumber. razz

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