mELdOURADOsELVAGEM said:

I don't remember who used to post one every single Friday ☹️☹️

That was funkpill. He retired from posting Friday jokes at the end of 2016. This was the last one: https://prince.org/msg/10...sg_9816338

sexton said:

EmmaMcG said:

I recently took up meditation. It's better than sitting around doing nothing. Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg in an accident? He's all right now. A friend of mine has a butler who is missing his left arm. Serves him right. One armed butlers. They can take it but they can't dish it out. My grandfather's dying wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond. That's a lot of pressure.

see...

you coulda took over....

KingBAD said:

EmmaMcG said:

KingBAD said:

see...

you coulda took over....

Maybe I will...

Got my vote with that bunch

EmmaMcG said:

KingBAD said:

see...

you coulda took over....

Maybe I will...

I vote YES

KingBAD said:

EmmaMcG said:

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of the sequence Yoda was.

EmmaMcG said:

I recently took up meditation. It's better than sitting around doing nothing. Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg in an accident? He's all right now. A friend of mine has a butler who is missing his left arm. Serves him right. One armed butlers. They can take it but they can't dish it out. My grandfather's dying wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond. That's a lot of pressure.

S2DG said:

EmmaMcG said:

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of the sequence Yoda was.

Yes,

A man enters a crowded hotel elevator, accidentally bumping up against a beautiful, well-endowed woman.

"I'm very sorry ma'am," he says, "but I must say - if your heart is as soft as your bosom, you are indeed a special person".

The lady looks at him and replies, "And if your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 319".

I was walking through the cemetery and saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning..". He said, "No. Taking a shit."

They laughed at me when I said I wanted to become a comedian; well, nobody's laughing now!

Tommy Cooper

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I had a meal last night, I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody, It was a Chinese restaurant.

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“So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said ‘Who’s speaking please?’ And a voice said ‘You are.'”

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My wife phoned me just before the show and said, ‘I’ve got water in the carburetor, I said ‘Where’s the car’ She said ‘In the river’

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A man walked into the doctors, he said “I’ve hurt my arm in several places. The doctor said “well don’t go to those places”

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So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

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So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said ‘Is that the local swimming baths?’ He said ‘It depends where you’re calling from.'”

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches watches...

A beautiful woman walks into a bar. The barkeep asks, "What'll you have?" She replies, "I'd like a double entendre, please." So he gives it to her.

stop me if you heard this one:

purplethunder3121 said: