EmmaMcG said:

Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.

That took me a second...now I'm laughing at how dumb I am...

After the dwarfs numbers dwindled from 50 to 8...

purplethunder3121 said:

After the dwarfs numbers dwindled from 50 to 8...

The seven dwarfs begin to suspect Hungry was the culprit.

I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.

S2DG said:

EmmaMcG said:

S2DG said:

I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.

"ya sista ugly; that's the truth."

KingBAD said:

"ya sista ugly; that's the truth."

"I shouldn't talk about your sister like that, because I never met her.....The line was too long."

EmmaMcG said:

Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.

Excellent! Excellent!

purplethunder3121 said:

KingBAD said:

"ya sista ugly; that's the truth."

"I shouldn't talk about your sister like that, because I never met her.....The line was too long."

"Stella, if U think I'm afraid of U..."

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

Worthee said:

EmmaMcG said:

EmmaMcG said:

Worthee said:

I became increasingly worried about my obsession with lyrics written by Prince so I went to the doctor ... Guess what he told me? Guess what he told me?

I went to see my doctor because I couldn't stop singing The Green Green Grass Of Home. He told me I had Tom Jones Syndrome. I said, "is it common?" He said "it's not unusual".

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I don't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench, and a man in a trench coat walked over and flashed them! Two of the little old ladies immediately had a stroke, but the third one didn't want to touch it.