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Thread started 10/18/19 1:27pm

mELdOURADOsELV
AGEM

Where's the Friday joke thread? 😭😭😭

I don't remember who used to post one every single Friday ☹️☹️
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Reply #1 posted 10/18/19 2:21pm

EmmaMcG

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I recently took up meditation. It's better than sitting around doing nothing.


Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg in an accident? He's all right now.


A friend of mine has a butler who is missing his left arm. Serves him right.


One armed butlers. They can take it but they can't dish it out.


My grandfather's dying wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond. That's a lot of pressure.
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Reply #2 posted 10/18/19 2:42pm

mELdOURADOsELV
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OMG thank u Emma!

headbang worship
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Reply #3 posted 10/18/19 2:45pm

sexton

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mELdOURADOsELVAGEM said:

I don't remember who used to post one every single Friday ☹️☹️


That was funkpill. He retired from posting Friday jokes at the end of 2016. This was the last one: https://prince.org/msg/10...sg_9816338

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Reply #4 posted 10/18/19 2:49pm

mELdOURADOsELV
AGEM

sexton said:



mELdOURADOsELVAGEM said:


I don't remember who used to post one every single Friday ☹️☹️


That was funkpill. He retired from posting Friday jokes at the end of 2016. This was the last one: https://prince.org/msg/10...sg_9816338


Oh, yes, funkpill ☹️

What happened, is he ok?
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Reply #5 posted 10/18/19 8:22pm

KingBAD

EmmaMcG said:

I recently took up meditation. It's better than sitting around doing nothing. Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg in an accident? He's all right now. A friend of mine has a butler who is missing his left arm. Serves him right. One armed butlers. They can take it but they can't dish it out. My grandfather's dying wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond. That's a lot of pressure.

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

see...

you coulda took over....

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #6 posted 10/19/19 8:17am

EmmaMcG

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KingBAD said:



EmmaMcG said:


I recently took up meditation. It's better than sitting around doing nothing. Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg in an accident? He's all right now. A friend of mine has a butler who is missing his left arm. Serves him right. One armed butlers. They can take it but they can't dish it out. My grandfather's dying wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond. That's a lot of pressure.

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol


lol lol lol lol lol lol lol


lol lol lol lol lol lol lol


see...


you coulda took over....



Maybe I will...
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Reply #7 posted 10/19/19 8:45pm

S2DG

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EmmaMcG said:

KingBAD said:

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

see...

you coulda took over....

Maybe I will...


Got my vote with that bunch falloff

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Reply #8 posted 10/19/19 11:04pm

domainator2010

EmmaMcG said:

KingBAD said:

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

see...

you coulda took over....

Maybe I will...

I vote YES smile

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Reply #9 posted 10/19/19 11:30pm

mELdOURADOsELV
AGEM

KingBAD said:



EmmaMcG said:


I recently took up meditation. It's better than sitting around doing nothing. Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg in an accident? He's all right now. A friend of mine has a butler who is missing his left arm. Serves him right. One armed butlers. They can take it but they can't dish it out. My grandfather's dying wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond. That's a lot of pressure.

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol


lol lol lol lol lol lol lol


lol lol lol lol lol lol lol


see...


you coulda took over....


U have competition now!! 😁
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Reply #10 posted 10/25/19 5:23pm

RJP1205

How do you say constipated in German?

Farfrompoopin.

Lol! Happy Friday!
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Reply #11 posted 10/26/19 1:12am

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3?

In charge of the sequence Yoda was.
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Reply #12 posted 10/26/19 3:30pm

mELdOURADOsELV
AGEM

Thanks for the jokes. 🙂
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Reply #13 posted 10/26/19 5:05pm

S2DG

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EmmaMcG said:

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of the sequence Yoda was.


clapping

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Reply #14 posted 10/26/19 5:13pm

HuMpThAnG

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EmmaMcG said:

I recently took up meditation. It's better than sitting around doing nothing. Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg in an accident? He's all right now. A friend of mine has a butler who is missing his left arm. Serves him right. One armed butlers. They can take it but they can't dish it out. My grandfather's dying wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond. That's a lot of pressure.

lol thumbs up!

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Reply #15 posted 11/01/19 6:41am

domainator2010

S2DG said:

EmmaMcG said:

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of the sequence Yoda was.


clapping

Yes, clapping

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Reply #16 posted 11/01/19 8:17am

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For my birthday, my husband got me an alarm clock that swears at me instead of beeping.

That was a rude awakening...
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Reply #17 posted 11/01/19 8:32am

RodeoSchro

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A man enters a crowded hotel elevator, accidentally bumping up against a beautiful, well-endowed woman.

"I'm very sorry ma'am," he says, "but I must say - if your heart is as soft as your bosom, you are indeed a special person".

The lady looks at him and replies, "And if your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 319".

Second Funkiest White Man in America

P&R's Palladin
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Reply #18 posted 11/01/19 10:09am

S2DG

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I was walking through the cemetery and saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning..". He said, "No. Taking a shit."

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Reply #19 posted 11/01/19 10:10am

S2DG

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They laughed at me when I said I wanted to become a comedian; well, nobody's laughing now!

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Reply #20 posted 11/01/19 11:56am

mELdOURADOsELV
AGEM

coffee jester flower rabbit ohgoon
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Reply #21 posted 11/02/19 1:00am

mk456

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Tommy Cooper

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I had a meal last night, I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody, It was a Chinese restaurant.

*

“So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said ‘Who’s speaking please?’ And a voice said ‘You are.'”

*

My wife phoned me just before the show and said, ‘I’ve got water in the carburetor, I said ‘Where’s the car’ She said ‘In the river’

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A man walked into the doctors, he said “I’ve hurt my arm in several places. The doctor said “well don’t go to those places”

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So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

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So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said ‘Is that the local swimming baths?’ He said ‘It depends where you’re calling from.'”

God Bless Prince
(I've been on prince.org on and off since 1998. This is my 3rd or 4th username as I forgot passwords. Previous usernames were mgck01, sledgemcpeak. Peace to all here)
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Reply #22 posted 11/02/19 1:08am

mk456

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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

God Bless Prince
(I've been on prince.org on and off since 1998. This is my 3rd or 4th username as I forgot passwords. Previous usernames were mgck01, sledgemcpeak. Peace to all here)
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Reply #23 posted 11/02/19 9:13am

mELdOURADOsELV
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😃 Awesome!! More jokes 😂🤣
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Reply #24 posted 11/02/19 11:58am

S2DG

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches watches...

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Reply #25 posted 11/02/19 11:59am

S2DG

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A beautiful woman walks into a bar. The barkeep asks, "What'll you have?" She replies, "I'd like a double entendre, please." So he gives it to her.

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Reply #26 posted 11/03/19 9:58pm

KingBAD

stop me if you heard this one:

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #27 posted 11/04/19 3:18am

XxAxX

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lol

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Reply #28 posted 11/04/19 9:20am

purplethunder3
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Image result for michael j popcorn gif"

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Reply #29 posted 11/05/19 11:27am

mELdOURADOsELV
AGEM

purplethunder3121 said:

Image result for michael j popcorn gif"


nod
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