How many men out there would love the idea of getting random, borderline X-rated (but well-written) love letters from a woman that was crazy about you but cannot admit it to you directly? I have been smitten with a dude for a while but don't have the nerve to tell him, so I started writing him dirty love letters. I might post a few here but I am not sure I want to be subjected to the cra-cra folks here, LOL! But some of you might enjoy it so I will let you all decide.

So tell me, who likes dirty love letters these days?

I knew it, it's another man

Beautifulstarr123 said:

I knew it, it's another man

Huh?

You should get Zelaira to write some for you.

i do agree it is a lost art ...

the problem with such things is - what do they do with them after they read them ... keep them in case you break up someday ??? so they have them against you ???

i keep alot of letters that were written to me over the years ... havnt read too many cus one particular ex gal pal was a psychobitchfromhell ... lol

but i imagine they were .... looking back on them .... nicely dirtily done ... hehe

SeventeenDayze said:

How many men out there would love the idea of getting random, borderline X-rated (but well-written) love letters from a woman that was crazy about you but cannot admit it to you directly? I have been smitten with a dude for a while but don't have the nerve to tell him, so I started writing him dirty love letters. I might post a few here but I am not sure I want to be subjected to the cra-cra folks here, LOL! But some of you might enjoy it so I will let you all decide.

So tell me, who likes dirty love letters these days?

1. This might not be a good idea to send as it's something that could publicly be used against you in the future. Maybe write but don't send?

2. Is this the preacher man from last year?

Please do not write an XXX-rated letter to your pastor.

RodeoSchro said:

Please do not write an XXX-rated letter to your pastor.

!!!!

I still have all the cards and letters my hubby wrote to me over 25 years ago! Whats fun about them is reading our correspondence about "junior" when I was pregnant with my DAUGHTER!

He was away at basic training at that time..

He can still write a kick ass love letter!

If it's the pastor, be careful sweetie.

yeah, don't do it. It just gets into the wrong hands.

RodeoSchro said:

Please do not write an XXX-rated letter to your pastor.

Oh you guys are killing me with this Well, how many people have forensic scientists waiting around to figure out where the alleged emails would be coming from? LOL

I wanna read these letters.......POST THEM!!!! POST THEM!!!! POST THEM!!!! POST THEM!!!!!

KidaDynamite said:

I wanna read these letters.......POST THEM!!!! POST THEM!!!! POST THEM!!!! POST THEM!!!!!

I was thinking about it but you guys would just crucify me if I did that, LOL! Maybe I will post one Just depends on the consensus here

Okay screw it, I will post one that I called "Pastorbation: Confessions of Self-Service"

And because I love you guys so much, here's a bonus: "The Sheets Between Us"

RodeoSchro said:

Please do not write an XXX-rated letter to your pastor.

Uh oh, LOL!

SeventeenDayze said:

Okay screw it, I will post one that I called "Pastorbation: Confessions of Self-Service"

There's nothing here, dearie. Just a blue question mark.

I was gonna say, if the man is a pastor or married (or both) leave him ALONE, but ya'll beat me to it.

Ottensen said:

SeventeenDayze said:

Okay screw it, I will post one that I called "Pastorbation: Confessions of Self-Service"

There's nothing here, dearie. Just a blue question mark.

That's weird because when I cut and pasted it, I could see everything. Um, lemme try again in a few minutes.

Been there, done that.

It can be a great experience.

Or not.

But I am pretty sure it will end badly if the "love" letter would be direct to a pastor.

If it's X-rated, it's a lust letter - not a love letter.

Genesia said:

If it's X-rated, it's a lust letter - not a love letter.

True.

Ottensen said:

Genesia said:

If it's X-rated, it's a lust letter - not a love letter.

True.

What if it's both? I totally wanna give him a blowjob and on the other hand totally wanna grow old with him and the idea of not being in his life forever makes me physically ill. It's just that bad. I've never felt like this before. It's scary as hell.

SeventeenDayze said:

Okay screw it, I will post one that I called "Pastorbation: Confessions of Self-Service"

But we're the cra-cra ones.

SeventeenDayze said:

Okay screw it, I will post one that I called "Pastorbation: Confessions of Self-Service"

SeventeenDayze said:

And because I love you guys so much, here's a bonus: "The Sheets Between Us"

I can't see a thing.

KidaDynamite said:

SeventeenDayze said:

Okay screw it, I will post one that I called "Pastorbation: Confessions of Self-Service"

SeventeenDayze said:

And because I love you guys so much, here's a bonus: "The Sheets Between Us"

I can't see a thing.

Yeah, i don't know why it's not showing up at all....but hey the titles say it all right?

Ascenderx said:

I recommend perphenazine.

It's gone way past amusing.

SeventeenDayze said:

KidaDynamite said:

I can't see a thing.

Yeah, i don't know why it's not showing up at all....but hey the titles say it all right?

Oh darn. Welp, I guess that'll have to do.