act like it's yo BIRTHDAY!!!

Is this a Happy Birthday Cow thread???

If so:

...one year closer to THIS;

PurpleJedi said:

Is this a Happy Birthday Cow thread???

If so:

...one year closer to THIS;

i just had to get rid of that gif.

Still here in the pasture. Been a shocking lack of news to report. Media is anti-bovine.

Stead said:

Still fighting over the same pasture???

Cow said:

Still here in the pasture. Been a shocking lack of news to report. Media is anti-bovine.

Happy birthday Cow, you're a Scorp like me-- My birthday is next Weds (I think?) ! Wanna get together for cocktails? This is what my folks used to love back in the day

we can make yours out of Soy milk though

But yeah, Happy B'day & stuff!

Cow said:

Still here in the pasture. Been a shocking lack of news to report. Media is anti-bovine.

Back in Texas.... i once punched one of you

i'm sorry.... it's just all you guys do all day is moo & eat grass & shit.

It made the cow think about his life briefly.

Happy Birthday Cow

Whatever happened to Pig? It's lonely being the only regular barnyard animal on the Org.

Thanks Cow for the education and misconception on Mad Cow's disease, and happy birthday

Oops, I'm wearing him..

Happy Birthday!!

ummm... why are your guts so complicated??

you people,

it's not the cow's birthday...

there are no more 'twinkies' and 'ho-hos'

giving it somethin to party for...

the sad part is, without the need for milk,

slaughter will come faster:-o

KingBAD said:

you people,

it's not the cow's birthday...

there are no more 'twinkies' and 'ho-hos'

giving it somethin to party for...

the sad part is, without the need for milk,

slaughter will come faster:-o

It MIGHT be my birthday. How would I know. I'm just a simple cow.

(Actually I was just going with it and "milking " the thread for the much-needed attention that a 1200 pound girl deserves. Actual birthday is in April. I think. Once again, ain't exactly a lot of calendars in the pasture.)

Cow said:

It MIGHT be my birthday. How would I know. I'm just a simple cow.

(Actually I was just going with it and "milking " the thread for the much-needed attention that a 1200 pound girl deserves. Actual birthday is in April. I think. Once again, ain't exactly a lot of calendars in the pasture.)

Here ya go.

As I sit here thinking about how bad I feel about lying about my birthday for attention, I wonder if this is also the time and forum to reveal another secret. A secret I have harbored for several months. A pood decision I made that may turn into a scandal that will bring the United States down to its knees.

Deep breath...okay...here goes.

I too slept with General Patraeus. It started out innocently. He was feeling my haunches, I guess to see how much I weigh and then, the next thing you know...

Wait, my lawyer has has informed me that I should save specific details for the book that I will be writing about the affair. "The Cow and the General: An Udderly Unbelievable Love Story" will be available for pre-sale on Amazon in time for the holidays.

Cow said:

As I sit here thinking about how bad I feel about lying about my birthday for attention, I wonder if this is also the time and forum to reveal another secret. A secret I have harbored for several months. A pood decision I made that may turn into a scandal that will bring the United States down to its knees.

Deep breath...okay...here goes.

I too slept with General Patraeus. It started out innocently. He was feeling my haunches, I guess to see how much I weigh and then, the next thing you know...

Wait, my lawyer has has informed me that I should save specific details for the book that I will be writing about the affair. "The Cow and the General: An Udderly Unbelievable Love Story" will be available for pre-sale on Amazon in time for the holidays.

But Cow, how could you???

Don't you know using his weakness was a possible compromise for national security??? What if this gets to your bovine friends and loved ones in Argentina? Brasil? Ireland? Japan? With everyone just going udderly mad in the name of moo-good lovin'? We'll have political dynasties falling left and right!

FBI = Federal Bestial Intelligence?

Ottensen said:

Cow said:

As I sit here thinking about how bad I feel about lying about my birthday for attention, I wonder if this is also the time and forum to reveal another secret. A secret I have harbored for several months. A pood decision I made that may turn into a scandal that will bring the United States down to its knees.

Deep breath...okay...here goes.

I too slept with General Patraeus. It started out innocently. He was feeling my haunches, I guess to see how much I weigh and then, the next thing you know...

Wait, my lawyer has has informed me that I should save specific details for the book that I will be writing about the affair. "The Cow and the General: An Udderly Unbelievable Love Story" will be available for pre-sale on Amazon in time for the holidays.

But Cow, how could you???

Don't you know using his weakness was a possible compromise for national security??? What if this gets to your bovine friends and loved ones in Argentina? Brasil? Ireland? Japan? With everyone just going udderly mad in the name of moo-good lovin'? We'll have political dynasties falling left and right!

I'm so ashamed. I have put national security for cows and humans in jeopardy.

I couldn't help myself though. I was vulnerable and he was giving me all these complements. Said my brown eyes were like pools of chocolate that he wanted to dive into. He said my hide was so soft and supple that he could sleep on me after he slept with me.

And he was so powerful. He made so many promises, about how I could graze at the White House and what not.

Still it was so wrong. I know.

Up to number 932 on pre-sales in Amazon though...

Cow said:

As I sit here thinking about how bad I feel about lying about my birthday for attention, I wonder if this is also the time and forum to reveal another secret. A secret I have harbored for several months. A pood decision I made that may turn into a scandal that will bring the United States down to its knees.

Deep breath...okay...here goes.

I too slept with General Patraeus. It started out innocently. He was feeling my haunches, I guess to see how much I weigh and then, the next thing you know...

Wait, my lawyer has has informed me that I should save specific details for the book that I will be writing about the affair. "The Cow and the General: An Udderly Unbelievable Love Story" will be available for pre-sale on Amazon in time for the holidays.

It's clear that the General wanted to milk you for all you're worth.

PurpleJedi said:

It's clear that the General wanted to milk you for all you're worth.

Probably. But the book is up to 321 on the Amazon chart and now they are talking a movie starring one of the Kardashian sisters as me.

Cow said:

As I sit here thinking about how bad I feel about lying about my birthday for attention, I wonder if this is also the time and forum to reveal another secret. A secret I have harbored for several months. A pood decision I made that may turn into a scandal that will bring the United States down to its knees.

Deep breath...okay...here goes.

I too slept with General Patraeus. It started out innocently. He was feeling my haunches, I guess to see how much I weigh and then, the next thing you know...

Wait, my lawyer has has informed me that I should save specific details for the book that I will be writing about the affair. "The Cow and the General: An Udderly Unbelievable Love Story" will be available for pre-sale on Amazon in time for the holidays.

Ok, I'm embarassed here. Apparently it wasn't David Patraeus. It was David Duchovny and apparently this is just a typical night out for Mr. Duchovny. So, um, book deal is off but at least the country is safe.

oaky then. i think we know where this brand comes from .. ..

Cow said: