By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Men are good at this. I have a tiny dick that likes to stay soft but I have a Neimans charge card and drive an enviable car.
I wonder how many men are giving ScarletScandal both great weed and great dick, alll for free! There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin. | |
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I love the way I look right after I work out. I feel super hot and sexy at the moment and my hair still looks amazing today. | |
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Is that a gay joke? | |
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a whore in sheep's clothing | |
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they haven't been cute since i got them 'clipped' now they sit around and plot all day, UNLESS i'm takin a nap, THEN they find a need to get in my face then run when they see i'm awake. they only need me to get back to the cage THEN THEY WANNA BE CUTE if they don't need me the cute shit stays in the bag i am KING BAD!!!
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Ex-Moderator | If you have an inherent mistrust of people, I tend to think you, yourself, are untrustworthy. |
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Now THIS is something to write home about. "Remember, one man's filler is another man's killer" -- Haystack | |
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No, is a sex joke. Did you think it was a gay joke? "Remember, one man's filler is another man's killer" -- Haystack | |
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That's racist. | |
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down right anti semetic if you ask me i am KING BAD!!!
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Wanna be queen bees are a trip. Can I push one of them over just for fun? Girl, if you was you wouldn't have to do all that slammin', your very essence would just shine through. Lawd I swear, folks gotta laugh at the ish sometimes. | |
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"Bitch, 95% of your beauty i can wipe away with a wet kleenex" i am KING BAD!!!
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KingBAD said: "Bitch, 95% of your beauty i can wipe away with a wet kleenex" Do it BEFORE she ruins your favourite pillowcases a whore in sheep's clothing | |
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I love grilled cheese sandwhiches. Especially when the bread is toasted and buttery. Grill that muthafucca with some jarlesberg and swiss!
Oooh Wee that's a good sammich!
Wash it down with some Fanta Orange soda. This is the good life.
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Dick Dick Dick. Dickety Dick Dick.
Cock. | |
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explain please. "Remember, one man's filler is another man's killer" -- Haystack | |
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So I take it, it's bird mating season. Every day for what seems like weeks, birds are just chirping away at 11, 12, 1am. It's weird. Granted it doesn't keep me up at night, but I go get a drink of water or walk out to the garage, and hear happy chirping, dozens of 'em, it's soo unusual until it makes one wonder what the heck is up. | |
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I'm a sweet person. Really, I am. When you start fucking with stuff without asking, that's when the hard ass comes out. Sooo...I guess that means no flat iron, no charger cord, and no high speed Internet for you, babe. Walk on down to the library.
Take my iPod without asking. Girl please. If that thing got stolen or broken while in your care.....
I really can't right now. That's something special to me because there's music on there that's hard to find. I don't even know if I still have most of those songs. I am PISSED right now and waiting for this girl to get home. I'm not used to showering in silence without somebody singing....ugh. | |
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it's at 5:45a and it's not chirpin of lil birdies it's some fuckin pigeons next door fuckin for hours, then my babies wanna argue with them at sunup i am KING BAD!!!
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Put burts bee lotion on and with in 30 seconds burned my skin!
99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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to both posts. | |
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kewlschool said: Put burts bee lotion on and with in 30 seconds burned my skin!
Probably you should store it in refrigerator not oven a whore in sheep's clothing | |
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what to do for the Easter dinner? buffet or sit down? | |
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This cycle is never going to end. I have to seriously take myself out of this equation. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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YOU CAN DO IT! $$$ & | |
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I think he is a narcoleptic. | |
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he prolly is... who we talkin 'bout? i am KING BAD!!!
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I am now officially adding frakkin' to my vocabulary. | |
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