damn,

that toenail popped all the way

across the room no i guess

i'm gonna have to vaccum, remember

when we had folks to do that???

I was working on a song in FL Studio, I had to restart my comp because my internet was acting wonky, and now when I try to open the project, it says the file is "corrupt" and I can't open it

NDRU said:

Deadcake said:

NDRU said:

Deadcake, are you a product of Deadflow3r?

You mean like a by-product? I would have spelled it DeadCak3 if I was

Or they would have spelled it Deadflour

i just learnt that olive oil has many uses

http://www.youtube.com/wa...PVwT9hRlkY

ThisOne said:

i just learnt that olive oil has many uses

http://www.youtube.com/wa...PVwT9hRlkY

I use it as a moisturizer!

NDRU said:

NDRU said:

ThisOne said:

i just learnt that olive oil has many uses

http://www.youtube.com/wa...PVwT9hRlkY

I use it as a moisturizer!

i wouldnt stand near a hot stove if i were u

KingBAD said:

damn,

that toenail popped all the way

across the room no i guess

i'm gonna have to vaccum, remember

when we had folks to do that???

Ewww!

Tittypants said:

KidaDynamite said:

There's this big vein protuding from out of my boob and it tingles in that spot when I lean a vertain way and laugh. Is that normal?

My stomach hurts

My nipples are rock solid

I'm tired and want to be held

That is all.

You know I would hold you if I could.

I already know.

I have one hour to kill - should I:

(a) tidy up my desk

(b) call a friend

(c) I've already done that so think of something else

Man problems

Man problems

I'll always have man problems

la la la la la.

I'm learning that keeping friends at a distance works best for me.

JustErin said:

Man problems

Man problems

I'll always have man problems

la la la la la.

how many men are causing you problems at the moment?

Deadcake said:

JustErin said:

Man problems

Man problems

I'll always have man problems

la la la la la.

how many men are causing you problems at the moment?

Oh just one. It's usually just one at a time.

Call me - if you need someone to talk to
Call me - satisfaction guaranteed
Call me - if you need someone to talk to
Call me

if i could have the pussy without the woman,

would i really want it???

Stop thinking about that man, please. I'm trying to write a damn short story. We've got shit ta do this week!

And then my brain goes right back to Doritos....and going for walkies with my dad in the park this Spring. I'm jealous of his pretty bird legs. I have my mother's thick ol' hamhocks.

Not that I'm complaining. Mother had legs and the figure of a foxy li'l pear. I know it's in me too...somewhere.

*looks down at desk* Awww shit this bird took a dump on my keyboard!!! That's what I get for taking a nap and letting them fly around. Ganymede is always on my desk because that's where I used to keep the treats. He's lucky he's cute and fluffy. Little monster. He screamed for hourrrrs this afternoon for no reason. When I started talking to him, he sat quietly and listened.

These are my children and I love 'em though.

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I'm hungry.

I ate like a fucking disgusting pig this weekend. Cheeseburger and fries on Saturday and garlic fingers with cheese and donair sauce today. Oh and Timmy's french vanilla both days. Oh and I drank gin last night too.

Gross.

I totally need a drink and some weed right now.

Today I turn 20!!

The only thing I really want is some sloppy drunk sex. But most likely I won't get that, so I guess I'll buy myself a new phone with my b-day money. I have my eyes on the HTC Vivid from AT&T.

i am really enjoying being naked 2 nite

Terrib3Towel said:

Today I turn 20!!

The only thing I really want is some sloppy drunk sex. But most likely I won't get that, so I guess I'll buy myself a new phone with my b-day money. I have my eyes on the HTC Vivid from AT&T.

now follow me.............

Watch this:

Then watch this:

fuck ya'll, this shit is funny

ScarletScandal said:

Watch this:

Then watch this:

fuck ya'll, this shit is funny

Oh...you are most definitely going to hell for that...!

I saw the story...really f*cked up...but IMO the parents should perhaps steer this young man to deal with the snub in a more mature manner? I mean, of course the kid is going to get upset and hell, even an adult will cry after something like this...but I dunno...just seemed like they were parading his melodrama in front of the cameras for headlines.

PurpleJedi said:

ScarletScandal said:

Watch this:

Then watch this:

fuck ya'll, this shit is funny

Oh...you are most definitely going to hell for that...!

I saw the story...really f*cked up...but IMO the parents should perhaps steer this young man to deal with the snub in a more mature manner? I mean, of course the kid is going to get upset and hell, even an adult will cry after something like this...but I dunno...just seemed like they were parading his melodrama in front of the cameras for headlines.

Please. I don't believe for a second that boy didn't know that they were gang signs. Hell, he has on gang attire in that clip! He's crying because he lost that money, not because he's being accused of something. Hell, I would cry too if I didn't get my $G!

ScarletScandal said:

PurpleJedi said:

Oh...you are most definitely going to hell for that...!

I saw the story...really f*cked up...but IMO the parents should perhaps steer this young man to deal with the snub in a more mature manner? I mean, of course the kid is going to get upset and hell, even an adult will cry after something like this...but I dunno...just seemed like they were parading his melodrama in front of the cameras for headlines.

Please. I don't believe for a second that boy didn't know that they were gang signs. Hell, he has on gang attire in that clip! He's crying because he lost that money, not because he's being accused of something. Hell, I would cry too if I didn't get my $G!

REALLY?!?!

In New Orleans

Tomorrow is Fat Tuesday

(WHY THE FUCK DOES THE DARKER BUTTON KEEP POPPING ON!)

I am so ready to look for a job right now but my timing could be no more off.

I went over the river to get my nails filled in so that my hands look nice.

I am more confident when my nails look pretty,lol.

I will get a better job if I am more confident in interviews, thus the nails. (black but professionally done and not too long).

PurpleJedi said:

ScarletScandal said:

Please. I don't believe for a second that boy didn't know that they were gang signs. Hell, he has on gang attire in that clip! He's crying because he lost that money, not because he's being accused of something. Hell, I would cry too if I didn't get my $G!

REALLY?!?!

Lol yeah! I know in a lot of inner city school districts, jerseys are considered gang attire. And the shit is red too? Yeah...and plus he looks like a fucking hoodlum.