tinaz said:

HotGritz said:

ickety ackety oop

op ops

dickety jankety poop

plop plop

ooh ooh squeak

ooh oops eek

fickety fackety foo!

@40 secs..

YOU ARE A DOWN ASS CHICK!

HotGritz said:

tinaz said:

@40 secs..

YOU ARE A DOWN ASS CHICK!

That has always been my absolute fave Bugs Bunny cartoon!!

Consequences schmonsequences, as long as Im rich...

I keep having dreams that I'm fucking white twinks. Wtf.

tinaz said:

That has always been my absolute fave Bugs Bunny cartoon!!

Consequences schmonsequences, as long as Im rich...

[img:$uid]http://images.wikia.com/looneytunes/images/0/00/Ali_Baba_Bunny.jpg[/img:$uid]

SALAMI

PASTRAMI

BOLOGNE

it was called Ali Baba Bunny.

XxAxX said:

I dream of a world where chickens choose life over suicide....or at least know that the sacrifice they make is for the greater good of man.

We who are about to consume a 2-piece salute you!

been feelin stiff all day ..

ScarletScandal said:

PurpleJedi said:

Stressing about whether or not a date is a "date" can mess up your date.

One time I was on an obvious date, so I asked the guy "are we on a date?" an he looked at me like and said "No. Can't I just take my friend out?" Fuck that shit. We ate, went to a movie and then fucked. It was a DATE.

So then if it ends with a kiss on the cheek instead of pornarobics, then it wasn't a date right?

PurpleJedi said:

ScarletScandal said:

One time I was on an obvious date, so I asked the guy "are we on a date?" an he looked at me like and said "No. Can't I just take my friend out?" Fuck that shit. We ate, went to a movie and then fucked. It was a DATE.

So then if it ends with a kiss on the cheek instead of pornarobics, then it wasn't a date right?

Sounds like a 1st date to me.

Time for me to get a life

At the library and they had a fire drill. I take my wallet and phone out of my bag so no one pick pockets me while i am on the computer.

took the bag and all when i ran out for the drill but left wallet and phone.

time to go back - I run to be the first one in the pc room.

The guy behind me says something about running and being too eager to get on a comouter and I let him have it!!!

I cussed him out and told him I could care less about a fucken computer slot. i wouldn't bother to cut infront of everyone for that!

I usually would have not said a word.

This class is making me hate PhotoShop with a red hot passion. And I told my dad that girl was gonna break the damn chair in the den. She's in there all the time, sitting on it WRONG. I didn't pay for it though, sooo...it ain't my problem. I told 'em to stop lettin' her live in that room.

Anyway...

I really need to finish my work for the day, but I just want to SLEEP. SLEEEEEEP. And what the hell is going on, Vega? My little yellow Parakeet. Chewing, head bobbing, pulling on Ganymede's tailfeathers, getting loud...you're my quiet one!

Chewing and chewing. I need to upload that video of you.

Right after my nap.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

This class is making me hate PhotoShop with a red hot passion. And I told my dad that girl was gonna break the damn chair in the den. She's in there all the time, sitting on it WRONG. I didn't pay for it though, sooo...it ain't my problem. I told 'em to stop lettin' her live in that room.

Anyway...

I really need to finish my work for the day, but I just want to SLEEP. SLEEEEEEP. And what the hell is going on, Vega? My little yellow Parakeet. Chewing, head bobbing, pulling on Ganymede's tailfeathers, getting loud...you're my quiet one!

Chewing and chewing. I need to upload that video of you.

Right after my nap.

Are you a graphic designer too?

I'm working on these labels for a skin care line, and character posters for a t.v. show. I'm starting to see that shit in my sleep lol

It's hard being friends (or associates) with women. They have these unrealistic expectations...or maybe I'm friends (or associating) with the wrong people? Could be. But I'm sick of these broads acting like I'm the one being standoffish.

(To person #1): No I didn't contact you about lunch because I don't want to have lunch with you anytime soon. You weren't ready at the time we agreed to go out for lunch last time, and then you talked about yourself the WHOLE time. So don't stop by my desk and throw hints and say that you hope "I hadn't forgotten about you" because you haven't received an email from me regarding going out to lunch again. It's not that serious honey. One lunch doesn't automatically make us friends.

(To person #2): Why are you emailing me saying that you thought we were leaving for my b-day trip (that isn't until Sept.) on a weekend? Those plans aren't even set in stone yet, no flights have been booked and no hotel rooms have been reserved. Fuck yes I'm thinking about having a b-day party for myself, it'll be my 30th, and I just found this great venue that would be the perfect place for it. So why not? So if I have my b-day party, of course it's going to be on a Saturday night...which means we would have to leave for the trip on a Monday. So why are you saying "well what's there to do on a weekday? I thought we were hitting all the hot spots?" Umm, we going to a big city, there's just as much to do during the weekdays than on the weekends. You can go clubbing here in town...when I go on vacation, yes I like to have fun but that doesn't mean that I'm going to be finding all the clubs in town to go to. I'm going to explore the city and all that it has to offer, not all the CLUBS it has to offer. Then you email me back and say "well I'll let you know"....umm let me know what? That you may not be interested in going? Umm well let me save you some time and energy, your ass don't have to go, I can invite someone else, WITH AN OPEN MIND to come with me. Thanks.

I'm done with my rant. Thanks for listening.

paintedlady said:

PurpleJedi said:

So then if it ends with a kiss on the cheek instead of pornarobics, then it wasn't a date right?

Sounds like a 1st date to me.

PurpleJedi said:

ScarletScandal said:

One time I was on an obvious date, so I asked the guy "are we on a date?" an he looked at me like and said "No. Can't I just take my friend out?" Fuck that shit. We ate, went to a movie and then fucked. It was a DATE.

So then if it ends with a kiss on the cheek instead of pornarobics, then it wasn't a date right?

If it ends with a kiss on the cheek, it's an INSULT.

ScarletScandal said:

PurpleJedi said:

So then if it ends with a kiss on the cheek instead of pornarobics, then it wasn't a date right?

If it ends with a kiss on the cheek, it's an INSULT.

It is time now to get on with my life and be a bit more competitve in the real world.

Time to seriously look for a job.

I have learned as much as I need to about the world of homelessness; or should I say the business of homelessness.

Time to get move along.

PurpleJedi said:

paintedlady said:

Sounds like a 1st date to me.

You expected sex?

paintedlady said:

PurpleJedi said:

You expected sex?

That's a "Hmmm..." emoticon, not a "WTF".

....not to say it would've been a BAD thing...

missfee said:

It's hard being friends (or associates) with women. They have these unrealistic expectations...or maybe I'm friends (or associating) with the wrong people? Could be. But I'm sick of these broads acting like I'm the one being standoffish.

(To person #1): No I didn't contact you about lunch because I don't want to have lunch with you anytime soon. You weren't ready at the time we agreed to go out for lunch last time, and then you talked about yourself the WHOLE time. So don't stop by my desk and throw hints and say that you hope "I hadn't forgotten about you" because you haven't received an email from me regarding going out to lunch again. It's not that serious honey. One lunch doesn't automatically make us friends.

(To person #2): Why are you emailing me saying that you thought we were leaving for my b-day trip (that isn't until Sept.) on a weekend? Those plans aren't even set in stone yet, no flights have been booked and no hotel rooms have been reserved. Fuck yes I'm thinking about having a b-day party for myself, it'll be my 30th, and I just found this great venue that would be the perfect place for it. So why not? So if I have my b-day party, of course it's going to be on a Saturday night...which means we would have to leave for the trip on a Monday. So why are you saying "well what's there to do on a weekday? I thought we were hitting all the hot spots?" Umm, we going to a big city, there's just as much to do during the weekdays than on the weekends. You can go clubbing here in town...when I go on vacation, yes I like to have fun but that doesn't mean that I'm going to be finding all the clubs in town to go to. I'm going to explore the city and all that it has to offer, not all the CLUBS it has to offer. Then you email me back and say "well I'll let you know"....umm let me know what? That you may not be interested in going? Umm well let me save you some time and energy, your ass don't have to go, I can invite someone else, WITH AN OPEN MIND to come with me. Thanks.

I'm done with my rant. Thanks for listening.

I have done things all by my lonesome and had a great time... sometimes its better to go it alone and do EXACTLY what you want to.

paintedlady said:

missfee said:

It's hard being friends (or associates) with women. They have these unrealistic expectations...or maybe I'm friends (or associating) with the wrong people? Could be. But I'm sick of these broads acting like I'm the one being standoffish.

(To person #1): No I didn't contact you about lunch because I don't want to have lunch with you anytime soon. You weren't ready at the time we agreed to go out for lunch last time, and then you talked about yourself the WHOLE time. So don't stop by my desk and throw hints and say that you hope "I hadn't forgotten about you" because you haven't received an email from me regarding going out to lunch again. It's not that serious honey. One lunch doesn't automatically make us friends.

(To person #2): Why are you emailing me saying that you thought we were leaving for my b-day trip (that isn't until Sept.) on a weekend? Those plans aren't even set in stone yet, no flights have been booked and no hotel rooms have been reserved. Fuck yes I'm thinking about having a b-day party for myself, it'll be my 30th, and I just found this great venue that would be the perfect place for it. So why not? So if I have my b-day party, of course it's going to be on a Saturday night...which means we would have to leave for the trip on a Monday. So why are you saying "well what's there to do on a weekday? I thought we were hitting all the hot spots?" Umm, we going to a big city, there's just as much to do during the weekdays than on the weekends. You can go clubbing here in town...when I go on vacation, yes I like to have fun but that doesn't mean that I'm going to be finding all the clubs in town to go to. I'm going to explore the city and all that it has to offer, not all the CLUBS it has to offer. Then you email me back and say "well I'll let you know"....umm let me know what? That you may not be interested in going? Umm well let me save you some time and energy, your ass don't have to go, I can invite someone else, WITH AN OPEN MIND to come with me. Thanks.

I'm done with my rant. Thanks for listening.

I have done things all by my lonesome and had a great time... sometimes its better to go it alone and do EXACTLY what you want to.

Thanks.

these honey roasted peanuts are yummy

Deadflow3r said:

ScarletScandal said:

If it ends with a kiss on the cheek, it's an INSULT.

Hell yeah! If you feed me you BETTER fuck me! It's 2012 dammit!

ScarletScandal said:

LadyLuvSexxy said:

This class is making me hate PhotoShop with a red hot passion. And I told my dad that girl was gonna break the damn chair in the den. She's in there all the time, sitting on it WRONG. I didn't pay for it though, sooo...it ain't my problem. I told 'em to stop lettin' her live in that room.

Anyway...

I really need to finish my work for the day, but I just want to SLEEP. SLEEEEEEP. And what the hell is going on, Vega? My little yellow Parakeet. Chewing, head bobbing, pulling on Ganymede's tailfeathers, getting loud...you're my quiet one!

Chewing and chewing. I need to upload that video of you.

Right after my nap.

Are you a graphic designer too?

I'm working on these labels for a skin care line, and character posters for a t.v. show. I'm starting to see that shit in my sleep lol

I wish. It's a class requirement for my degree. Just the basics and such. But I use CS3 anyway on my own, so some of this stuff I learned. The way these books teach it is long and annoying. It's taking away from the fun.

But on the other hand, I wouldn't mind becoming a graphic designer. I'd need a LOT of polish, but I do love making banners and adverts just for fun. They look ugly as sin to the rest of the world, probably, but putting everything together can be exciting.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

ScarletScandal said:

Are you a graphic designer too?

I'm working on these labels for a skin care line, and character posters for a t.v. show. I'm starting to see that shit in my sleep lol

I wish. It's a class requirement for my degree. Just the basics and such. But I use CS3 anyway on my own, so some of this stuff I learned. The way these books teach it is long and annoying. It's taking away from the fun.

But on the other hand, I wouldn't mind becoming a graphic designer. I'd need a LOT of polish, but I do love making banners and adverts just for fun. They look ugly as sin to the rest of the world, probably, but putting everything together can be exciting.

Girl, trust me. People want ugly shit lol

I've been hired to do work in the past, and when I give them what they want, they tell me it's "too artistic".

I'm an A.R.T.I.S.T.

So they tell me to make all these changes, and in the end, it's a grotesque abominable raping of what I originally did.

ScarletScandal said:

Deadcake, are you a product of Deadflow3r?

There's this big vein protuding from out of my boob and it tingles in that spot when I lean a vertain way and laugh. Is that normal?

My stomach hurts

My nipples are rock solid

I'm tired and want to be held

That is all.

KidaDynamite said:

There's this big vein protuding from out of my boob and it tingles in that spot when I lean a vertain way and laugh. Is that normal?

My stomach hurts

My nipples are rock solid

I'm tired and want to be held

That is all.

You know I would hold you if I could.