At the library and the guy next to me is typing loudly. It is weird how loudly some people type. I am not sure why they do that!

I want chocolate... I just need chocolate.... I really want some dick right now... but I'll just settle for something sweet instead.

Chocolate.....

whut the fuck just ran 'cross my screen???

"Shameless" is a funny show.

i'm darned if i do, darned if i don't

Nvm.

[Edited 2/12/12 2:47am]

I want people to think of something when they hear of someone's untimely death.

'Would you want someone to say that about you if you passed that way?'

There are some real judgemental people who enjoy the misfortune of others as if they are incapable of doing wrong to themselves or anyone else.

So very disappointing.

Deadflow3r said:

At the library and the guy next to me is typing loudly. It is weird how loudly some people type. I am not sure why they do that!

OH MY GOD!! My roommate (who's an orger on here) types OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD!!! I fucking hate it! Then one day he was complaining because one of the keys on his keyboard was fucked up. I told him if he wasn't going all Hulk smash on the fucking keys that wouldn't have happened

It's 4 in the morning and I'm burning the oil in FL Studio

Sigh...decisions, decisions.

• Trying to decide if I should go on a Hawaii cruise with my dad's side of the family in Aug 2013...but if I do that means I'll be financially tight until May of next year making the payments....

• I would like to go on a trip for my 30th b-day this September. If I go this route, then I'll be able to do my savings plan (the next bullet below), but then my chances for going on the Hawaii trip are slim....

• Also I want to be able to buy another car by late 2013 or early 2014...the original plan was to be saving up for that as well as paying off my credit cards...but if I go on the Hawaii trip, I won't be able to do either.

It's looking more feasible to forego the Hawaii cruise and just do my birthday trip instead where I won't feel financially miserable and also locking me into a trip that will take place a whole year and half from now. Guess I just had to babble it out.

At my church, there's a little religious "saying" that is said as we pass the communion...well since I hadn't had communion since sometime last year, I forgot all about the saying and literally forgot what it was. So when I picked up my wine and bread out of the holder and passed the plate back to the deacon, she looked at me like how a teacher looks at a student who didn't turn in their homework. Since I couldn't remember the saying, obviously, I couldn't say it. So then she mumbled a "hmph" sound and moved on the next pew. Gosh I forgot, I'm only human.

KingBAD said:

whut the fuck just ran 'cross my screen???

*cracking up at 7 in the morning, about to wake everyone up* I hate moments like that. You don't know if it's an animation, a bug, or what...

OMG, if your'e going throw up in my sink, at least clean up after you're done.

Also, you need to chew your sushi better.

OK... I got three hours of sleep... I think I will be fine for the rest of the day. Maybe.

I'm out of ice cream...again! I won't be getting any today because I'm definitely lazy and it's definitely too cold to be trucking to the store for ice cream.

My boobs are swelling up and one of them itch.

KidaDynamite said:

I'm out of ice cream...again! I won't be getting any today because I'm definitely lazy and it's definitely too cold to be trucking to the store for ice cream.

My boobs are swelling up and one of them itch.

Tittypants said:

KidaDynamite said:

I'm out of ice cream...again! I won't be getting any today because I'm definitely lazy and it's definitely too cold to be trucking to the store for ice cream.

My boobs are swelling up and one of them itch.

AND sore! They are very delicate/sensitive at the moment.

KidaDynamite said:

Tittypants said:

AND sore! They are very delicate/sensitive at the moment.

Boing.

Tomorrow night when we go out I will look hotter than you have ever seen me....and then you will go home alone.

Tittypants said:

KidaDynamite said:

AND sore! They are very delicate/sensitive at the moment.

Boing.

What to do with you.

JustErin said:

Tomorrow night when we go out I will look hotter than you have ever seen me....and then you will go home alone.

and he probably deserves it!

Why me?

Dear inner junk food beast....

STOP TELLIN' ME TO GET DORITOS!!

i think i've solved the male toilet seat issue at my house. i feel it's only fair for everyone, male or female to deal with the toilet seat and top.

reason being, leaving the toilet top up gives airborn germs free reign, especially during baths or showers. so everyone in our abode has to lower the toilet seat and close the top. this way there are little or no arguments about the toilet seat being left up.

one day i asked myself, why should males be the only ones to deal with trivial arguments re: the toilet?

ScarletScandal said:

OH MY GOD!! My roommate (who's an orger on here) types OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD!!! I fucking hate it! Then one day he was complaining because one of the keys on his keyboard was fucked up. I told him if he wasn't going all Hulk smash on the fucking keys that wouldn't have happened

you tho crazeee! thx 4 the laugh.

free2bfreeda said:

ScarletScandal said:

OH MY GOD!! My roommate (who's an orger on here) types OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD!!! I fucking hate it! Then one day he was complaining because one of the keys on his keyboard was fucked up. I told him if he wasn't going all Hulk smash on the fucking keys that wouldn't have happened

you tho crazeee! thx 4 the laugh.

omg...he's doing it RIGHT NOW

ScarletScandal said:

free2bfreeda said:

you tho crazeee! thx 4 the laugh.

omg...he's doing it RIGHT NOW

the computer keyboard is getting hulkerized.

BlackAdder7 said: sometimes i feel as though someone put me in the wash and i got stuck in the spin cycle and my whites are not so white and my permanent press is wrinkly and my colors aren't as bright as they used to be.

c'mere and let me mix some softener in your load.

What a fucked up month this has been. Nippy gone, my rent is late, my clients don't want to pay me, I'm hungry, I'm fat.

Well, at least the rent is paid, I have some money and I'm skinny.