SeventeenDayze said:

Right now, I'm watching Dr. Oz (who is fine as hell btw!) and there's a very overweight white chick on there who eats a whole pizza everday or so, according to her fiance....they just showed her eating pizza like a pig....oh and her fiance

HE'S BLACK!!!!!!

*logs off the org to pick out scandalous outfit for first "coffee date" with older white guy*

Tell us all about it.

Timmy84 said:

SeventeenDayze said:

Why slap a dude for stating a fact though? Besides, I am already at my boiling point/breaking point with black men anyway. I guess he's a mindreader in that regard or he has sense enough to read other studies that show that "most black women end up not married" statistic....can't knock his hustle though, just have to see what he really wants in the long-run. I'm pretty sure I know what he wants in the short-run though.

But damn, when I'm 50 he'd be pushing 70, good lord! Maybe if he were Robert Deniro or something it would be okay!

Are you serious?

Why are you asking me if I'm serious?

paintedlady said:

Questions a younger lady should ask herself before dating an older (significantly older) guy....

Why is he single? Does his dick still work?

Does he wear dentures? Can you kiss a man with fake teeth?

You must be aware that there is a "mayonaise mouth" factor with false teeth. Folks with a full set tend to collect cheese in the corners of their mouth. He's always gonna look like he just finished eating egg salad.... just sayin'.

Does he have a unique smell? If he does... will you be able to deal with odors that may arise during old man sex. Particulary fellatio.... asparagus dick, and cabbage of the nutsack can be a challenge.

Is he a robust man? Can he still dance, walk and do all the things you can?

Is he gassy? If so, this can put a damper on the whole sexy older guy vibe.

Does he have nice feet? Neglected feet look pretty bad and smell horrible after 60.

Can you find this man sexy while naked?

Can you see yourself sucking on his moobs?

If you can answer yes to all these questions, you can be the arm candy he needs.

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PunkMistress said:

SeventeenDayze said:

Yeah I guess that's where I feel a bit conflicted. I'm really independent and would rather have a little bit with no drama than have a guy throwing money at me and then dealing with a dude who might be controlling or whatever. At the same time, I'm getting sick of not being with anyone but I think I'm getting used to being single to the point where I feel awkward even going on dates. Hard to explain but I think I lost interest in dating many moons ago...

The interesting thing is that I actual read the article the dude was referring to, which had been published around the time he made the comment but still...

Someone else asked how we met, we are in the same volunteer organization (but NO this is NOT the same guy I wrote about on a different thread with the jealousy and email drama).

As far as him being racist, well, he goes to a lot of events that are centered around black issues because he's a self-proclaimed communist (not joking here). I'm not a communist at all but thought this was really interesting to say the least.

RACIST RACIST RACIST

I've known them, honey. White dudes who try to be "down with the cause" and sometimes actually fight for the rights of others. But when it comes down to it, are the most plantation-minded sons of bitches everrrrr.

Being a racist or not has nothing to do with "having black friends" or being a communist. It has to do with whether the person acknowledges their white privilege and truly sees people as people. That so-called statistic he quoted to you rings huge alarm bells. I'm telling you I've met tons of them. I would bet all the money I don't have in the world () that he's one of them.

He could produce an article that supported his statement? That means nothing to me. Anybody can produce a twisted piece of so-called journalism that plays with numbers to make an inflammatory accusation.

And even if it were totally true and supportable, I still strongly question why he needs to convince you that young black men are unemployable and undateable.

just at that part bolded...

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SeventeenDayze said:

Timmy84 said:

Are you serious?

Why are you asking me if I'm serious?

I don't know. My bullshit alarm is going off more than the sarcasm alarm. So excuse me if you were fucking around lol

Will somebody please fucking tell me if black men like pizza or not?!? I'm totally confused at this point.

Cerebus said:

Will somebody please fucking tell me if black men like pizza or not?!? I'm totally confused at this point.

No they don't. Didn't you get the memo?

Cerebus said:

Will somebody please fucking tell me if black men like pizza or not?!? I'm totally confused at this point.

Somehow it wasn't in our DNA to like pizza.

morningsong said:

Cerebus said:

Will somebody please fucking tell me if black men like pizza or not?!? I'm totally confused at this point.

No they don't. Didn't you get the memo?

Evidently somebody forgot to CC me on that one.

Timmy84 said:

Cerebus said:

Will somebody please fucking tell me if black men like pizza or not?!? I'm totally confused at this point.

Somehow it wasn't in our DNA to like pizza.

Shit... and here I was trying to be funny. Because if that guy would just eat half of each pizza his fiance would probably be much happier.

..... I bet you more black men would eat pizza's if Will Smith did a pizza commercial....

Cerebus said:

Timmy84 said:

Somehow it wasn't in our DNA to like pizza.

Shit... and here I was trying to be funny. Because if that guy would just eat half of each pizza his fiance would probably be much happier.

Hmm, I had to reinvestigate. Maybe it's OLDER black folks. Younger black folks love that shit as do I.

Cerebus said:

Timmy84 said:

Somehow it wasn't in our DNA to like pizza.

Shit... and here I was trying to be funny. Because if that guy would just eat half of each pizza his fiance would probably be much happier.

This dude's fat n' happy fiance was inhaling pizza like there was no tomorrow. I would bet the money I don't have that if it were a black chick inhaling pizza like that, that same black dude wouldn't go anywhere NEAR HER!

I just sent the "older white guy" an email asking him how his day went...LOL!

And don't ask me why that first pizza was possessive, for I have not one single clue.

Cerebus said:

..... I bet you more black men would eat pizza's if Will Smith did a pizza commercial....

Will Smith would definitely sell it. Black folks will make Popeye's, KFC and Church's go bankrupt if Will did a commercial for either Pizza Hut, Pizza Inn, Little Caesar's or Dominoes'.

Timmy84 said:

Cerebus said:

Shit... and here I was trying to be funny. Because if that guy would just eat half of each pizza his fiance would probably be much happier.

Hmm, I had to reinvestigate. Maybe it's OLDER black folks. Younger black folks love that shit as do I.

So, basically, what you're saying Timmy, is that younger black folks SHOULD DATE older white folks. Brilliant! We've solved her problem!

Cerebus said:

Will somebody please fucking tell me if black men like pizza or not?!? I'm totally confused at this point.

Many years ago, back when I was in college, I worked as a pizza delivery man.
And there were a couple of times, where after I rung the doorbell, a black man would answer the door.
But I noticed that whenever one did, he never smiled.
So it coulda just been a front.
Or maybe it was just because he was a black man living in those times.
I dunno.
I never put that much thought into it.

Cerebus said:

Timmy84 said:

Hmm, I had to reinvestigate. Maybe it's OLDER black folks. Younger black folks love that shit as do I.

So, basically, what you're saying Timmy, is that younger black folks SHOULD DATE older white folks. Brilliant! We've solved her problem!

DING! DING! DING! With pizza.

Vendetta1 said:

SeventeenDayze said:

Agreed Otten, this is a great scripture and totally true!

Again, seems like it's a no-win situation for a black girl out there sometimes....but Punk mistress gave me hope

As a black woman, I can agree with you to a point. We are the bottom of the totem pole when it comes to desirability. There are assumptions made about us basec on stereotypes all the time.

However, as WOMAN, you are not making it better falling for the okey doke. If you don't get yourself together, men will prey on your weakness. The one meant for will want you because of your strength and stability.

@ the mess of this thread. I love you motherduckers.

SeventeenDayze said:

Cerebus said:

Shit... and here I was trying to be funny. Because if that guy would just eat half of each pizza his fiance would probably be much happier.

This dude's fat n' happy fiance was inhaling pizza like there was no tomorrow. I would bet the money I don't have that if it were a black chick inhaling pizza like that, that same black dude wouldn't go anywhere NEAR HER!

I just sent the "older white guy" an email asking him how his day went...LOL!

Cerebus is afraid to respond to your first comment, because Cerebus knows nothing about such things and his sarcasm could be badly misconstrued.

But in regards to the "older white guy", here's hoping he says nothing to you in return regarding race based employment figures or money that he hasn't made yet.

SeventeenDayze said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

He's lucky he didn't get slapped

Why slap a dude for stating a fact though? Besides, I am already at my boiling point/breaking point with black men anyway. I guess he's a mindreader in that regard or he has sense enough to read other studies that show that "most black women end up not married" statistic....can't knock his hustle though, just have to see what he really wants in the long-run. I'm pretty sure I know what he wants in the short-run though.

But damn, when I'm 50 he'd be pushing 70, good lord! Maybe if he were Robert Deniro or something it would be okay!

Let's put it this way. If he needs to tear another man down in order to make himself more of an appeal, that is something to be concerned about.

Visionnaire said:

Cerebus said:

Will somebody please fucking tell me if black men like pizza or not?!? I'm totally confused at this point.

Many years ago, back when I was in college, I worked as a pizza delivery man.
And there were a couple of times, where after I rung the doorbell, a black man would answer the door.
But I noticed that whenever one did, he never smiled.
So it coulda just been a front.
Or maybe it was just because he was a black man living in those times.
I dunno.
I never put that much thought into it.

The Black Man Pizza Liberation Army (puts fist in air)

PunkMistress said:

Vendetta1 said:

As a black woman, I can agree with you to a point. We are the bottom of the totem pole when it comes to desirability. There are assumptions made about us basec on stereotypes all the time.

However, as WOMAN, you are not making it better falling for the okey doke. If you don't get yourself together, men will prey on your weakness. The one meant for will want you because of your strength and stability.

@ the mess of this thread. I love you motherduckers.

I love all the serious answers. They're the bestest!

Cerebus said:

Visionnaire said:

Many years ago, back when I was in college, I worked as a pizza delivery man.
And there were a couple of times, where after I rung the doorbell, a black man would answer the door.
But I noticed that whenever one did, he never smiled.
So it coulda just been a front.
Or maybe it was just because he was a black man living in those times.
I dunno.
I never put that much thought into it.

The Black Man Pizza Liberation Army (puts fist in air)

POWER TO THE PIZZA! (FIST RAISED)

Cerebus said:

Visionnaire said:

Many years ago, back when I was in college, I worked as a pizza delivery man.
And there were a couple of times, where after I rung the doorbell, a black man would answer the door.
But I noticed that whenever one did, he never smiled.
So it coulda just been a front.
Or maybe it was just because he was a black man living in those times.
I dunno.
I never put that much thought into it.

The Black Man Pizza Liberation Army (puts fist in air)

he just quit his bid for president

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

SeventeenDayze said:

Why slap a dude for stating a fact though? Besides, I am already at my boiling point/breaking point with black men anyway. I guess he's a mindreader in that regard or he has sense enough to read other studies that show that "most black women end up not married" statistic....can't knock his hustle though, just have to see what he really wants in the long-run. I'm pretty sure I know what he wants in the short-run though.

But damn, when I'm 50 he'd be pushing 70, good lord! Maybe if he were Robert Deniro or something it would be okay!

Let's put it this way. If he needs to tear another man down in order to make himself more of an appeal, that is something to be concerned about.

Yeah, well I will wait and judge how he does the first few dates and take it from there. I guess I cannot be a good girl all the time. It ain't trickin' if you got it? LOL

SeventeenDayze said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Let's put it this way. If he needs to tear another man down in order to make himself more of an appeal, that is something to be concerned about.

Yeah, well I will wait and judge how he does the first few dates and take it from there. I guess I cannot be a good girl all the time. It ain't trickin' if you got it? LOL

This is as serious a post as I will make on this thread...

If you want to go out with him just to have a good time, do it. No big deal.

If he turns out to be an "old white douche", tell him so and move on. Still no big deal.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Cerebus said:

The Black Man Pizza Liberation Army (puts fist in air)

he just quit his bid for president

I was reading something about that. A sad day for pizzas everywhere.

Cerebus said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

he just quit his bid for president

I was reading something about that. A sad day for pizzas everywhere.

I should demand that older white guy takes me to one of those fancy pizza joints where you can actually get away with eating pizza with a knife and fork. Who's with me?

Cerebus said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

he just quit his bid for president

I was reading something about that. A sad day for pizzas everywhere.

Bummer. I had a song for him and everything. It was call "we love pizza too (fuck chicken)".