KICK HIS CONDESCENDING ASS TO THE FRIGGIN CURB, GIRL!!!

paintedlady said:

Questions a younger lady should ask herself before dating an older (significantly older) guy....

Why is he single? Does his dick still work?

Does he wear dentures? Can you kiss a man with fake teeth?

You must be aware that there is a "mayonaise mouth" factor with false teeth. Folks with a full set tend to collect cheese in the corners of their mouth. He's always gonna look like he just finished eating egg salad.... just sayin'.

Does he have a unique smell? If he does... will you be able to deal with odors that may arise during old man sex. Particulary fellatio.... asparagus dick, and cabbage of the nutsack can be a challenge.

Is he a robust man? Can he still dance, walk and do all the things you can?

Is he gassy? If so, this can put a damper on the whole sexy older guy vibe.

Does he have nice feet? Neglected feet look pretty bad and smell horrible after 60.

Can you find this man sexy while naked?

Can you see yourself sucking on his moobs?

If you can answer yes to all these questions, you can be the arm candy he needs.

Lady! You's a damn fool, girl! I'm bout to pee my damn pants! DON'T DO IT! OLD FARTS GIVE YOU WORMS!!

chocolate1 said:

PunkMistress said:

Older white man, bragging about his money, trying to take out a young person of color.

Tells young person of color that men of her race and age "will never find gainful employment."

1. That so-called statistic is full of more bullshit than a cow farm.

2. From the small snapshot you've given, he sounds like a racist, fucked-up, insecure motherfucker who will see you as a sex object but NEVER a person. This has nothing to do with his age and everything to do with his fucked up views on race (and probably gender, and probably age).

Tell him to go stuff a roll of $100s up his ass, or take advantage of him for some nice dinners if you really want to. But for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT TRUST HIM. This I beg of you.

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Say That!

See.

Shyra said:

chocolate1 said:

Say That!

See.

Wait a minute, you can get worms even if you use a condom? LOL

I dunno, I can't judge him too harshly yet, I'm just wondering how much I'll be able to fight the temptation to allow him to be my sugar daddy though, LOL!

chocolate1 said:

I had to read the OP's post twice...

Even if there was a conversation about the economy, the fact that he made a point of mentioning about Black men and gainful employment is a bit disconcerting.

Why say that? Was his point to let you know that he can take care of you better than a Black man could?

He's lucky he didn't get slapped

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

chocolate1 said:

I had to read the OP's post twice...

Even if there was a conversation about the economy, the fact that he made a point of mentioning about Black men and gainful employment is a bit disconcerting.

Why say that? Was his point to let you know that he can take care of you better than a Black man could?

He's lucky he didn't get slapped

Why slap a dude for stating a fact though? Besides, I am already at my boiling point/breaking point with black men anyway. I guess he's a mindreader in that regard or he has sense enough to read other studies that show that "most black women end up not married" statistic....can't knock his hustle though, just have to see what he really wants in the long-run. I'm pretty sure I know what he wants in the short-run though.

But damn, when I'm 50 he'd be pushing 70, good lord! Maybe if he were Robert Deniro or something it would be okay!

SeventeenDayze said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

He's lucky he didn't get slapped

Why slap a dude for stating a fact though? Besides, I am already at my boiling point/breaking point with black men anyway. I guess he's a mindreader in that regard or he has sense enough to read other studies that show that "most black women end up not married" statistic....can't knock his hustle though, just have to see what he really wants in the long-run. I'm pretty sure I know what he wants in the short-run though.

But damn, when I'm 50 he'd be pushing 70, good lord! Maybe if he were Robert Deniro or something it would be okay!

You.are.hopeless.

SeventeenDayze said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

He's lucky he didn't get slapped

Why slap a dude for stating a fact though? Besides, I am already at my boiling point/breaking point with black men anyway. I guess he's a mindreader in that regard or he has sense enough to read other studies that show that "most black women end up not married" statistic....can't knock his hustle though, just have to see what he really wants in the long-run. I'm pretty sure I know what he wants in the short-run though.

But damn, when I'm 50 he'd be pushing 70, good lord! Maybe if he were Robert Deniro or something it would be okay!

Are you serious?

I think you should accept his older white offer, have sex with his older white cock and them kick his older white ass to the curb. Ya know, just for the experience and all.

Cerebus said:

I think you should accept his older white offer, have sex with his older white cock and them kick his older white ass to the curb. Ya know, just for the experience and all.

[Khia]GET MONEY BITCH![/Khia]

Timmy84 said:

Cerebus said:

I think you should accept his older white offer, have sex with his older white cock and them kick his older white ass to the curb. Ya know, just for the experience and all.

[Khia]GET MONEY BITCH![/Khia]

WTF is [Khia]!? Well, she doesn't know if this older white guy is going to be making any older white guy money just yet. So I figured just going for the older white cock experience would be reward enough.

Cerebus said:

Timmy84 said:

[Khia]GET MONEY BITCH![/Khia]

WTF is [Khia]!? Well, she doesn't know if this older white guy is going to be making any older white guy money just yet. So I figured just going for the older white cock experience would be reward enough.

The "My Neck My Back" singer that keeps making blogs and shit lol that seems to be her favorite catch phrase: "get money bitch". But I don't know how just going for the white cock before seeing the money would be a smart thing to do. Which is why I said "think about it".

Cerebus said:

Timmy84 said:

[Khia]GET MONEY BITCH![/Khia]

WTF is [Khia]!? Well, she doesn't know if this older white guy is going to be making any older white guy money just yet. So I figured just going for the older white cock experience would be reward enough.

Look up Khia, Cere.

Timmy84 said:

Cerebus said:

WTF is [Khia]!? Well, she doesn't know if this older white guy is going to be making any older white guy money just yet. So I figured just going for the older white cock experience would be reward enough.

The "My Neck My Back" singer that keeps making blogs and shit lol that seems to be her favorite catch phrase: "get money bitch". But I don't know how just going for the white cock before seeing the money would be a smart thing to do. Which is why I said "think about it".

Bitch! Its old white cock! What could be smarter?

Khia..... oh.

Cerebus said:

Timmy84 said:

The "My Neck My Back" singer that keeps making blogs and shit lol that seems to be her favorite catch phrase: "get money bitch". But I don't know how just going for the white cock before seeing the money would be a smart thing to do. Which is why I said "think about it".

Bitch! Its old white cock! What could be smarter?

An old white cock that's rich already. Not an old white cock that is waiting to be rich and may be broke as fuck ninja. Come on dukes.

Timmy84 said:

Cerebus said:

Bitch! Its old white cock! What could be smarter?

An old white cock that's rich already. Not an old white cock that is waiting to be rich and may be broke as fuck ninja. Come on dukes.

You 2 are terrible.

Timmy84 said:

Cerebus said:

Bitch! Its old white cock! What could be smarter?

An old white cock that's rich already. Not an old white cock that is waiting to be rich and may be broke as fuck ninja. Come on dukes.

You are so missing the imbedded ironic sarcasm right now.

However, let me add to this now BRILLIANT thread...

HIYAAAAA!!!!! Older white guy ninja thread jacking!

morningsong said:

Timmy84 said:

An old white cock that's rich already. Not an old white cock that is waiting to be rich and may be broke as fuck ninja. Come on dukes.

You 2 are terrible.

Thank you.

morningsong said:

Timmy84 said:

An old white cock that's rich already. Not an old white cock that is waiting to be rich and may be broke as fuck ninja. Come on dukes.

You 2 are terrible.

I'm just saying, how you gonna decide to get with an OLDER person if they ain't got no money. Remember there's some Elroy Sanford looking brothers that got that dough too and we've seen anyone go to them for cash. You actually think anyone would wanna be with somebody "older" if they were just struggling to make it? Please.

Cerebus said:

Timmy84 said:

An old white cock that's rich already. Not an old white cock that is waiting to be rich and may be broke as fuck ninja. Come on dukes.

You are so missing the imbedded ironic sarcasm right now.

However, let me add to this now BRILLIANT thread...

HIYAAAAA!!!!! Older white guy ninja thread jacking!

I was just fuckin' with ya (but you know I'm right ).

I admit though, my sarcasm meter has been fucking up... or maybe I'm not convinced that was sarcasm. But I get it now lol

Timmy84 said:

morningsong said:

You 2 are terrible.

I'm just saying, how you gonna decide to get with an OLDER person if they ain't got no money. Remember there's some Elroy Sanford looking brothers that got that dough too and we've seen anyone go to them for cash. You actually think anyone would wanna be with somebody "older" if they were just struggling to make it? Please.

Please ignore Timmy84, for he knows not of what he speaks.

Every woman of legal age needs to have sex with an older white guy as soon as possible. For such acts can serve only to make this world a better place.

Timmy84 said:

Cerebus said:

You are so missing the imbedded ironic sarcasm right now.

However, let me add to this now BRILLIANT thread...

HIYAAAAA!!!!! Older white guy ninja thread jacking!

I was just fuckin' with ya (but you know I'm right ).

I admit though, my sarcasm meter has been fucking up... or maybe I'm not convinced that was sarcasm. But I get it now lol

S'all good. I've switched up my attack vector a couple times already, anyway.

Cerebus said:

Timmy84 said:

I'm just saying, how you gonna decide to get with an OLDER person if they ain't got no money. Remember there's some Elroy Sanford looking brothers that got that dough too and we've seen anyone go to them for cash. You actually think anyone would wanna be with somebody "older" if they were just struggling to make it? Please.

Please ignore Timmy84, for he knows not of what he speaks.

Every woman of legal age needs to have sex with an older white guy as soon as possible. For such acts can serve only to make this world a better place.

Cerebus said:

Timmy84 said:

I was just fuckin' with ya (but you know I'm right ).

I admit though, my sarcasm meter has been fucking up... or maybe I'm not convinced that was sarcasm. But I get it now lol

S'all good. I've switched up my attack vector a couple times already, anyway.

I feel ya.

Cerebus said:

morningsong said:

You 2 are terrible.

Thank you.

You're welcome

Timmy84 said:

morningsong said:

You 2 are terrible.

I'm just saying, how you gonna decide to get with an OLDER person if they ain't got no money. Remember there's some Elroy Sanford looking brothers that got that dough too and we've seen anyone go to them for cash. You actually think anyone would wanna be with somebody "older" if they were just struggling to make it? Please.

True.

Right now, I'm watching Dr. Oz (who is fine as hell btw!) and there's a very overweight white chick on there who eats a whole pizza everday or so, according to her fiance....they just showed her eating pizza like a pig....oh and her fiance

HE'S BLACK!!!!!!

*logs off the org to pick out scandalous outfit for first "coffee date" with older white guy*

What... don't black guys like pizza, too?

SeventeenDayze said:

Right now, I'm watching Dr. Oz (who is fine as hell btw!) and there's a very overweight white chick on there who eats a whole pizza everday or so, according to her fiance....they just showed her eating pizza like a pig....oh and her fiance

HE'S BLACK!!!!!!

*logs off the org to pick out scandalous outfit for first "coffee date" with older white guy*

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