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WHO WAS THE BEST, SCARIEST AND SEXIEST VAMPIRE?
Ok so it has just now dawned on me that there was a lack of vampire movies on Cable this past halloween. Instead, I saw countless trailers for the next Twilight installment where whatsherface is preggo by that Robert Pattinson dude. Whatever.
What I want to know is.....who is your fav vampire/vampires?
I LIKE: Dracula. Specifically, the Gary Oldman and Thomas Ian Griffith versions They were sexy as hell. I especially like Thomas because he ate his victims' coochie out and bit her down there. If you gotta be sucked by a vampire, I can't think of a better way.
Blackula. He was awesome because....well....he was black. You can't go wrong with a blood sucker from Ancient Egypt who speaks proper english, was on an episode of Star Trek playing a mad scientist and has a tight ass fro. Fuck what Eddie Murphy told you. His vampire was a clown and I wouldn't let him bite my used tampon yet alone my neck....or my back.
Those Blade Vampires. Those are some sick sons of bitches! They fly, jump, can crawl on ceilings, run extremely fast and they all know kung fu/jujitsu. One of them had the nerve to be an ancient Sumerian.
So what vampire holds that special place in your heart...er uh....DVD/Blue Ray collection.
Confabulate. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Interview with a Vampire:
There was something special about Antonio Banderas as Marius... OMG. SEXY! He made Brad Pitt look like a plain jane. He did it...
The little girl was pretty badass too...
Underworld...
No one rocks latex and blood like Kate Beckinsale... she looked GOOD!
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OOOH GOOD ONES! I totally forgot about Marius. Damn he was foine with all that long black hair!
I didn't care for Kate so much as the elder vampire played by Bill Nighy (sp). He did something to me. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Blade. Wesley Snipes is probably teh Coolest Vamp I have seen on TV.
Well apart from this Guy here:
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I LOVED HIM!! | |
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Me too, I miss the old Sesame Streets Life is short, don't be a dick.
R.I.P Prince - Thank you for your Music, Your Talent and for helping me find out who I was and am. | |
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YES! Bill Nighy was the sh!t!! I love him as a vampire... especially when he was all gooey.
Kate just looked good, she wasn't as vicious... so she got my "best dressed vote". I wanted her damn outfits! | |
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Didn't he have a wife? | |
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Apparently not according to Wiki lol.......
Seems he was a Gigolo :
Life is short, don't be a dick.
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Well I dropped out of the whole vamp genre after Underworld, which I liked the rules and the genre pretty much, so I'm not even familiar with the more modern ones. Gary Oldman's immediately comes to mind when it comes to style. A long while back I was really into the Anne Rice vampires, until they started becoming superheroes with superhero powers then I got bored. And sorry it was Armand, not Marius that Antonio played. I wish Anne hadn't made him a 14 year old boy in her books, personality wise, I liked him the best, he was viscious and unpredicable, unfortunely it was in the guise of a frail boy and not the movie man it all had to be about Lestat, left no room for no other, he was a'ight just didn't quite hit the spot. I liked Blade, but he was only half vampire, the strength without the nasty appetite. I liked Eddie's too, though some of the rules I'm wasn't too crazy about, vampires making babies don't set well with me, it's creepy. | |
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Armand! TY that's right... I knew it was one of those... Marius was the painter in the movie with Aalyah.
That character was another good one... now the Priest movie and modern creepy vampires don't do much for me. I need a slick vampire that is intelligent and charming, not a zombie-esque drooling gross creature. | |
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I hang my head in shame, how in the hell did I forget about Black Hat, I really really liked Black Hat, a bit campy but still too bad he was only a small part in the Priest movie and they had the nerve to kill him off.
I forgot about Aaliyah's Queen of the Damned, can't say I liked that movie it strayed too far from the books style, though I had absolutely no problem with Aaliyah playing the role, it satisfied my issue with Anne's books overall, the other characters were too flat and too much sexuality without the sensuality | |
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Best - Spike
Scariest - Nosferatu (1922 Black & White Movie)
Sexy - Salma Hayek From Dusk Till Dawn
Honorable Mention - The Space Vampire from Buck Rogers (Anybody remember him?) [Edited 11/1/11 20:51pm] | |
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The Best: NosferatuThe Scariest: Eli {Let The Right One In}Sexiest: Santanico Pandemonium {From Dusk Till dawn}الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Yes Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall | |
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Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall | |
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Spike was hands down the best vampire ever, and one of the best fictional characters ever Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall | |
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Yes!!!!!!!!! | |
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Not necessarily the best or scariest, but he sure is in the running for the sexiest (and her in fact!) | |
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Mya said:
Not necessarily the best or scariest, but he sure is in the running for the sexiest (and her in fact!) Aaliyah was damn sexy as Akasha or Natasha...whatever the he'll her name was, straight beat! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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gary oldman did some scary shite in this dracula movie. the bed scene with winona ryder was scar-exy=sexy and scary. but when drac was made up all powdery faced and in the twisty grotesque hair style, he was like ahhh, phuck-ugly. can't imagine some castle dust man telling me, "I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula." some kind of pick up line? ahh thank you, no my reply'd be Best Scariest raw, love yah tah death scexiest even the caligraphy was scary.
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barnabus collins always struck me as kind of hot
but, the ultimate in zxexy, cultured, well-traveled and suave vampires is chelsea quin yarbro's vampire character the Count St. Germaine. | |
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The Best?
Claudia
Scariest?
Maharet and Mekare
Sexiest?
Akasha
"...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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catherine deneuve in the hunger Hamburger, Hot Dog, Root Beer, Pussy | |
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I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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<---- Twi hard
Edward's Dad is fuckin hawt!!!!
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He was okay as Lestat, still prefer Cruise's.
I liked his Dorian Gray. | |
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BEST:
(male) Frank Langella as Count Dracula in Dracula (1979 version)
(female) Anne Parillaud as Marie in Innocent Blood
SCARIEST:
(male) Reggie Nalder as Kurt Barlow in Salem's Lot (1979 version)
(female) Salma Hayek as Satánico Pandemonium in From Dusk Till Dawn
SEXIEST:
Vampirella! [img:$uid]http://www.imageraptor.com/0/pupacoll653/images/Gl_0501_Greg_Horn_Vampirella_5.jpg[/img:$uid]
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Gary Oldman was a very romantic Dracula. For "hotness', Antonio Banderas as Marius, Brad Pitt as Louis in Interview with the Vampire & Stuart Townsend as Lestat in Queen of the Damned. The scariest looking for me was the actor who played in "Nosferatu".
Female vampires- Kate Beckinsale and Salma Hayek. Have u had your + sign today? | |
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