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Crazy Offers that would give any dwarf an Erection ........ NSFW Mrs Steadwood went to the local "Farmfoods" store this morning and picked up 2 loafs of bread (normally 2 for £2).
When she got to the till she was charged £2.30.
Mrs Steadwood being Mrs Steadwood,.... after examining the reciept challenged the cashier, asking her why she ahd charged her so much. The cashier pointed out that it was now 3 loafs for £2 (normally £1.15 each)
Mrs Steadwood then asks the cashier why she didn't point this out before she served her... The cashier thinks for a few moments ... Then says "If you want to get another loaf I will give you 30p back
Are there any crazy offers you have come across?
[Edited 9/28/11 2:32am]  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   |
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Ok... It's not that crazy or that interesting....
...but I'm bored
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You should add something about sex in the title [to mislead]...then they may come..... الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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OK
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How's that?
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Pretty friggin' creative! 
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Now for the content!
This is what I got when I googled "dwarf Erection"
[img:$uid]http://www.themontyminute.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dwarf-225x300.jpg[/img:$uid]
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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We do a monthly oil change special at work: A five quart jug of oil and a filter for 19.99
A customer who wants the same five quart jug without the filter pays 25.00 Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
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'Crazy Offers that would give any dwarf an Erection ........ NSFW'
bread turns me on too~! finally i see there are others like me. i don't feel so all alone anymore great thread | |
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Shouldn't imago be marching through here with a tiny little Midgets Are People Too sign?
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Correction......"Midgets are peolpe with erections too"
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This thread suffers from premature exasperation.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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