I really need to stop eating just before I go to sleep. I should probably lay off the bed time too, and not sleep with the on, and not , and not sleep with the window open.

Anyway...

Last night I dreamt that I was in NYC shopping with Lala Vasquez-Carmelo. We met up at the Trump Plaza where we were later joined by Prince, Ally and a midget that bore a close resemblance to RuPaul only not quite.

Lala asked me if my baby was doing any better. I said "what baby" and then this kid in a carriage just popped up out of thin air and I instantly recognized it as my child.

The RuPaul midget said "lets go" and we all headed toward this Maybach parked out front which kept chaning from dark gray to light silver all throughout my dream. Everyone piled into the car. Next thing I know, Lala's kid was in the car with us. My kid became very agitated so Prince said "lets take him to FAO Schwartz." We got there and he seemed to be fine and Lala found a diamond encrusted scale which she really liked but said she was too fat for it so she was giving it to Ally. Ally looked so pretty in my dream but then she turned into this old and kept pinching my kid. I slapped her and she turned into a pilar of salt.

Next thing I know we're in San Francisco at the top of Lombard Street and the car is in park. My kid starts getting possessed! Eyes looking like a serpent's eyes, jaundice, spitting up black liquid shit and everybody freaked out but Prince. We exited the car and I'm crying and Lala is saying "we have to catch a plane NOW". Prince remained in the now silver colored Maybach trying to calm my kid down when all of a sudden the little brat bit him on the neck, right in the jugular vein, blood squirting everywhere and of course....Prince dies.

I began hysterically because the Maybach rolled downhill and crashed at the first bend in the street. I wasn't sad for Prince nor my possessed kid. I was sad for the car.

The mind is strange. I'd seriously like to know what was the purpose of that dream.

^ let me see if i can help. the 'baby' is obviously a symbol for prince's new album. you interpret the imagery to mean it's your child, but because this is a prince site my guess is the baby is prince's upcoming new release/project, which you purchase, whereupon it becomes 'yours'. in particular, i find this bit revealing:

My kid starts getting possessed! Eyes looking like a serpent's eyes, jaundice, spitting up black liquid shit and everybody freaked out but Prince. We exited the car and I'm crying and Lala is saying "we have to catch a plane NOW". Prince remained in the now silver colored Maybach trying to calm my kid down when all of a sudden the little brat bit him on the neck, right in the jugular vein, blood squirting everywhere and of course....Prince dies.

considering what you wrote there, prince's 'death' is what you dread the most. the prospect of failure is one which repels you. you are hoping (without being consciously able to admit it), that prince's next release will be a hit.

XxAxX said:

^ let me see if i can help. the 'baby' is obviously a symbol for prince's new album. you interpret the imagery to mean it's your child, but because this is a prince site my guess is the baby is prince's upcoming new release/project, which you purchase, whereupon it becomes 'yours'. in particular, i find this bit revealing:

My kid starts getting possessed! Eyes looking like a serpent's eyes, jaundice, spitting up black liquid shit and everybody freaked out but Prince. We exited the car and I'm crying and Lala is saying "we have to catch a plane NOW". Prince remained in the now silver colored Maybach trying to calm my kid down when all of a sudden the little brat bit him on the neck, right in the jugular vein, blood squirting everywhere and of course....Prince dies.

considering what you wrote there, prince's 'death' is what you dread the most. the prospect of failure is one which repels you. you are hoping (without being consciously able to admit it), that prince's next release will be a hit.

WOW! I think I love you.

But what the hell was Lala doing in my dream? I don't even like her.

um. okay i'm not sure why lala was there. i'm not an expert but when i read it again, lala seems pretty much interfering. something about her rubs your baby the wrong way. go back to sleep, dream your way back there and kick her out the car before she screws things up. hope this helps!

[Edited 9/27/11 10:35am]

I think I got stuck on the RuPaul looking midget.

morningsong said:

I think I got stuck on the RuPaul looking midget.

If i could manifest him right now I would. Oddest creature he was.

That is soooooooo weird cuz I had a dream about having sex with a midget the other nite too!! NO LIE!! Except he kept coming after me like a dog in heat and I was walking around and he was still having sex with me and I kept thinking.. "my husbands gonna be soooo pissed!"

There was more to the dream but thats the midget part

tinaz said:

That is soooooooo weird cuz I had a dream about having sex with a midget the other nite too!! NO LIE!! Except he kept coming after me like a dog in heat and I was walking around and he was still having sex with me and I kept thinking.. "my husbands gonna be soooo pissed!"

There was more to the dream but thats the midget part

oh my gah!!!! ahahahahaha!!!!!! And he had sex with you while you were walking? PEE-CULE-YER

HotGritz said:

tinaz said:

That is soooooooo weird cuz I had a dream about having sex with a midget the other nite too!! NO LIE!! Except he kept coming after me like a dog in heat and I was walking around and he was still having sex with me and I kept thinking.. "my husbands gonna be soooo pissed!"

There was more to the dream but thats the midget part

oh my gah!!!! ahahahahaha!!!!!! And he had sex with you while you were walking? PEE-CULE-YER

LMAO! YES! Weird ass dreams...

Are you talking about Lala Luda's sister??

tinaz said:

HotGritz said:

oh my gah!!!! ahahahahaha!!!!!! And he had sex with you while you were walking? PEE-CULE-YER

LMAO! YES! Weird ass dreams...

Are you talking about Lala Luda's sister??

Wait...who?

HotGritz said:

tinaz said:

LMAO! YES! Weird ass dreams...

Are you talking about Lala Luda's sister??

Wait...who?

HotGritz said:

tinaz said:

HotGritz said:

Wait...who?

LaLa is Ludacris's sister??

HotGritz said:

KidaDynamite said:

HotGritz said:

LaLa is Ludacris's sister??

No, they just refer to eachother as brother/sister because they are very close.

My heart couldn't take that. TYG! I adore Luda but this heffa right here? Nah!!!!

HotGritz said:

A couple of nights ago I dreamt I won $2.4 million in the lottery, but I had to track down my dead brother to get the ticket. I flew in an airplane that was attached to a roller coaster...take off was the steep climb followed by the big drop and then to the air. We crashed in the middle of a field but there was no explosion and no one was hurt. I finally found my dead brother at the mall that was over the hill from the field we crashed in, but as soon as I walked up to him I woke up.

???????????

StonedImmaculate said:

A couple of nights ago I dreamt I won $2.4 million in the lottery, but I had to track down my dead brother to get the ticket. I flew in an airplane that was attached to a roller coaster...take off was the steep climb followed by the big drop and then to the air. We crashed in the middle of a field but there was no explosion and no one was hurt. I finally found my dead brother at the mall that was over the hill from the field we crashed in, but as soon as I walked up to him I woke up.

???????????

I can't even read past this sentence

Well sounds like your dream wasn't as bad as the dream I had a few nights ago.

I had a dream that I looked out my window and saw that my passenger door of my car was open. So I go downstairs to open my door to find out what's going on with my car. I opened the door, went outside and there for four men in my car all shot in the head. The horror!

First off, were they trying to steal my car?

Second, who shot them?

Well as the dream went on I called the police, the neighbors were all outside wondering what was going on. So the police, the detective squad and all the forensic people were out there even the news. I'm just like, just take the car and go. But for some ODD reason, my mom was like "well after they fix your car, you should take it back because cars are so expensive. Plus I'm sure they will do a great job fixing the bullet holes". Mind you, my mom, in reality, would NEVER say no crazy shit like that.

Next thing I know, its the end of the week (how in the hell did they fix my car that soon?) and I have my car back. Then Tupac appears from out of nowhere because I was afraid to drive my car and he was giving me tips on how to buy guns and how to handle car thieves. So we riding around like we in "Boyz N The Hood" in my car like we looking for the fools who jacked the fools who jacked my car. Craziest dream ever. And mind you, I didn't eat nothing that night before I went to sleep.

[Edited 9/29/11 8:53am]

tinaz said:

That is soooooooo weird cuz I had a dream about having sex with a midget the other nite too!! NO LIE!! Except he kept coming after me like a dog in heat and I was walking around and he was still having sex with me and I kept thinking.. "my husbands gonna be soooo pissed!"

There was more to the dream but thats the midget part

This is an obvious reference to the lyrics of "God Is Alive" - especially when you combine it with the sex-crazed midget. (We all know who that is, don't we? Not for nuthin' that a newspaper article once referred to Prince as an "elfin horndog.")

Everything comes back to li'l man.

missfee said:

Well sounds like your dream wasn't as bad as the dream I had a few nights ago.

I had a dream that I looked out my window and saw that my passenger door of my car was open. So I go downstairs to open my door to find out what's going on with my car. I opened the door, went outside and there for four men in my car all shot in the head. The horror!

First off, were they trying to steal my car?

Second, who shot them?

Well as the dream went on I called the police, the neighbors were all outside wondering what was going on. So the police, the detective squad and all the forensic people were out there even the news. I'm just like, just take the car and go. But for some ODD reason, my mom was like "well after they fix your car, you should take it back because cars are so expensive. Plus I'm sure they will do a great job fixing the bullet holes". Mind you, my mom, in reality, would NEVER say no crazy shit like that.

Next thing I know, its the end of the week (how in the hell did they fix my car that soon?) and I have my car back. Then Tupac appears from out of nowhere because I was afraid to drive my car and he was giving me tips on how to buy guns and how to handle car thieves. So we riding around like we in "Boyz N The Hood" in my car like we looking for the fools who jacked the fools who jacked my car. Craziest dream ever. And mind you, I didn't eat nothing that night before I went to sleep.

[Edited 9/29/11 8:53am]

WWWOOOWWW!!! That dream sounds like a cross between Menace II Society, Baby Boy, and the documentary on Tupac. Men shot dead in a car, car theives, and 2pac!

HotGritz said:

missfee said:

Well sounds like your dream wasn't as bad as the dream I had a few nights ago.

I had a dream that I looked out my window and saw that my passenger door of my car was open. So I go downstairs to open my door to find out what's going on with my car. I opened the door, went outside and there for four men in my car all shot in the head. The horror!

First off, were they trying to steal my car?

Second, who shot them?

Well as the dream went on I called the police, the neighbors were all outside wondering what was going on. So the police, the detective squad and all the forensic people were out there even the news. I'm just like, just take the car and go. But for some ODD reason, my mom was like "well after they fix your car, you should take it back because cars are so expensive. Plus I'm sure they will do a great job fixing the bullet holes". Mind you, my mom, in reality, would NEVER say no crazy shit like that.

Next thing I know, its the end of the week (how in the hell did they fix my car that soon?) and I have my car back. Then Tupac appears from out of nowhere because I was afraid to drive my car and he was giving me tips on how to buy guns and how to handle car thieves. So we riding around like we in "Boyz N The Hood" in my car like we looking for the fools who jacked the fools who jacked my car. Craziest dream ever. And mind you, I didn't eat nothing that night before I went to sleep.

[Edited 9/29/11 8:53am]

WWWOOOWWW!!! That dream sounds like a cross between Menace II Society, Baby Boy, and the documentary on Tupac. Men shot dead in a car, car theives, and 2pac!

I know right. And I hadn't watched any hood movies in a while either. Oops well I did see the "Welcome to Death Row" documentary last weekend.