sexyone said:

Javi said:

You're definitely kiddin'.

Nope, not kidding @ all.

all U need is 2 go out 2 the street and yell: "I want a man" and 60 sec later U'd have like 2000 candidates, just pick 1

some women don't understand that men are easy

JoeTyler said:

sexyone said:

Nope, not kidding @ all.

all U need is 2 go out 2 the street and yell: "I want a man" and 60 sec later U'd have like 2000 candidates, just pick 1

some women don't understand that men are easy

hahahahahahaha

Options are there just don't want them. They are either too young, co-workers (I don't want to mess around there), or not sexy/hot enough. They MUST be sexy to me cuz I want to be able to attack them as soon as they walk in my door.

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

I don't think about sex

I think about love-making...or at the very least, having someone to hold on to...

Hell...I'd be grateful just for a cuddle...

My kind of girl.

Pr1nceQuik said:

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

I don't think about sex

I think about love-making...or at the very least, having someone to hold on to...

Hell...I'd be grateful just for a cuddle...

My kind of girl.

Awwww...

Tittypants said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Oh my , well I had a lovely Saturday afternoon. The AC wasn't working in our hotel room so I got to sleep in a nice cool room all by myself. I couldn't believe it, a whole room all to myself. So then I took a nice shower then layed out on the bed in just my towel, then finally had some good ol ME time

InternationalLover82 said:

Oh my , well I had a lovely Saturday afternoon. The AC wasn't working in our hotel room so I got to sleep in a nice cool room all by myself. I couldn't believe it, a whole room all to myself. So then I took a nice shower then layed out on the bed in just my towel, then finally had some good ol ME time

That's hot as hell.

I have no idea why...but whenever I'm in chemistry class, or any class that talks about chemistry..I'm immediately turned on.

Like..My body heats up, my clothes feel uncomfortable, I start scanning the room for potential candidates..It's that bad...

Thank gawd for self-control...:phew:

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

I have no idea why...but whenever I'm in chemistry class, or any class that talks about chemistry..I'm immediately turned on.

Like..My body heats up, my clothes feel uncomfortable, I start scanning the room for potential candidates..It's that bad...

Thank gawd for self-control...:phew:

Makes me think of 'Teacher, Teacher'..."I don't wanna get an 'A',"

sexyone said:

JoeTyler said:

all U need is 2 go out 2 the street and yell: "I want a man" and 60 sec later U'd have like 2000 candidates, just pick 1

some women don't understand that men are easy

hahahahahahaha

Options are there just don't want them. They are either too young, co-workers (I don't want to mess around there), or not sexy/hot enough. They MUST be sexy to me cuz I want to be able to attack them as soon as they walk in my door.

Well, I'd like to eat something first, and I mean real food,

whistle said:

Dave1992 said:

This is so disturbing to watch

All them dirty old men hitting on such a young, innocent (and, yes, she is, even if she thinks about sex and dances in her very short shorts) girl

don't worry Dave, i think the OP is actually a fat, middle-aged man from Kansas or something like that.

Even better Sunday

InternationalLover82 said:

Even better Sunday

the real thing? finally?

JoeTyler said:

InternationalLover82 said:

Even better Sunday

the real thing? finally?

I think about it all the dan day. 24/7. I wish I could just get someone and get it on. Ohhhhh why must porn be so easy to find online...The bad part about eing a guy though is after you well you know..You got a sticky mess t clean up, girls can usually just act like nothing happened, it's different with boys. Someone said earlier girls thinking about sex more, well I have to say boys think about it more. Most porn sites are for men and most sex guides are for men.

InternationalLover82 said:

JoeTyler said:

the real thing? finally?

JoeTyler said:

InternationalLover82 said:

I could do a story time like you did

InternationalLover82 said:

JoeTyler said:

I could do a story time like you did

Go on . Like my 5th grade Language Arts teacher said, Be sure to use visual imagery

aardvark15 said:

InternationalLover82 said:

I could do a story time like you did

Go on . Like my 5th grade Language Arts teacher said, Be sure to use visual imagery

It will take FOREVER to type lol

InternationalLover82 said:

JoeTyler said:

I could do a story time like you did

Fuckin' A !!!

I'm waiting for that story

[Edited 9/6/11 8:28am]

JoeTyler said:

InternationalLover82 said:

I could do a story time like you did

Fuckin' A !!!

I'm waiting for that story

[Edited 9/6/11 8:28am]

K

Okay so like on Sunday I get a text from him that says "be ready in 30?" I was like YAYA. Anyway so he picks me up and we go to his place (surprise surpise) and it's like 12pm so it's really warm and his room is too and is just so relaxing and dreamy there. We're laying on his bed and cuddling then start kissing and touching and one of the first thing he does is lift my shirt and suck on my nippies , which feels amazing Then we decide to take a shower cause we're kinda sweaty (lol). While waiting for the water to get a little warm we end up doing in in the bathroom, first on the toilet (top closed!) then he carries me and do it against the wall which is something I've never done He comes before we even get in the shower lol. Then after the shower we're back in bed and he makes me come with just his magical hand Then more cuddle time, and I kiss him *down there* and we do it again.. then in the morning I start to touch him through his underpants , which reminded me of the Prince lyric in extended "we can funk" - "you can leave your clothes on if you want to, I'll still do what I wanna do to you" and I kiss him again then have more sex, THEN finally he kisses me and it's soooooooooooo wonderful

InternationalLover82 said:

JoeTyler said:

Fuckin' A !!!

I'm waiting for that story

[Edited 9/6/11 8:28am]

K

JoeTyler said:

InternationalLover82 said:

K

see above!!

InternationalLover82 said:

Okay so like on Sunday I get a text from him that says "be ready in 30?" I was like YAYA. Anyway so he picks me up and we go to his place (surprise surpise) and it's like 12pm so it's really warm and his room is too and is just so relaxing and dreamy there. We're laying on his bed and cuddling then start kissing and touching and one of the first thing he does is lift my shirt and suck on my nippies , which feels amazing Then we decide to take a shower cause we're kinda sweaty (lol). While waiting for the water to get a little warm we end up doing in in the bathroom, first on the toilet (top closed!) then he carries me and do it against the wall which is something I've never done He comes before we even get in the shower lol. Then after the shower we're back in bed and he makes me come with just his magical hand Then more cuddle time, and I kiss him *down there* and we do it again.. then in the morning I start to touch him through his underpants , which reminded me of the Prince lyric in extended "we can funk" - "you can leave your clothes on if you want to, I'll still do what I wanna do to you" and I kiss him again then have more sex, THEN finally he kisses me and it's soooooooooooo wonderful

great story, you are both horny toads! After the shower, I wouldn't have done anything else

by the way, my showers in summer are cold, I mean C-O-L-D

JoeTyler said:

InternationalLover82 said:

Okay so like on Sunday I get a text from him that says "be ready in 30?" I was like YAYA. Anyway so he picks me up and we go to his place (surprise surpise) and it's like 12pm so it's really warm and his room is too and is just so relaxing and dreamy there. We're laying on his bed and cuddling then start kissing and touching and one of the first thing he does is lift my shirt and suck on my nippies , which feels amazing Then we decide to take a shower cause we're kinda sweaty (lol). While waiting for the water to get a little warm we end up doing in in the bathroom, first on the toilet (top closed!) then he carries me and do it against the wall which is something I've never done He comes before we even get in the shower lol. Then after the shower we're back in bed and he makes me come with just his magical hand Then more cuddle time, and I kiss him *down there* and we do it again.. then in the morning I start to touch him through his underpants , which reminded me of the Prince lyric in extended "we can funk" - "you can leave your clothes on if you want to, I'll still do what I wanna do to you" and I kiss him again then have more sex, THEN finally he kisses me and it's soooooooooooo wonderful

great story, you are both horny toads! After the shower, I wouldn't have done anything else

by the way, my showers in summer are cold, I mean C-O-L-D

You would be too tired after the shower? Lol. Our shower was still hot , but it was hot outside lol. he's a werido

InternationalLover82 said:

JoeTyler said:

great story, you are both horny toads! After the shower, I wouldn't have done anything else

by the way, my showers in summer are cold, I mean C-O-L-D

You would be too tired after the shower? Lol. Our shower was still hot , but it was hot outside lol. he's a werido

after banging a willing girl against the bathroom wall?? hell yeah, my bulky legs would be tired after that...

JoeTyler said:

InternationalLover82 said:

You would be too tired after the shower? Lol. Our shower was still hot , but it was hot outside lol. he's a werido

after banging a willing girl against the bathroom wall?? hell yeah, my bulky legs would be tired after that...

Well he only used his hand for me