Divine in Pink Flamingos

I wonder how much money Divine made from eating shit in this movie... John Waters probably didn't even have a budget for actors when he made this...

johnart said:

NDRU said:

well he did spread his feces on bread for me, I owe him something

I'm just sayin, you should be acknowledged for this consideration. Beautiful.

Monkey fucked...in da butt

If I am going to do something I want to do it right

I would drown the shit in mustard and keychup and chow down.

$2 million buys a lot of mouthwash.

As for getting fucked by a gorilla...we need to negotiate a higher price.

I would do it only if I could make a hair appointment to have insatiable3 cut my hair immediately afterwards.

imago said:

insatiable3 said:

imago said:

I would do it only if I could make a hair appointment to have insatiable3 cut my hair immediately afterwards.

Oh he'll naw

Do I get to know about the prior medical history of the person producing the shit?

HobbesLeCute said:

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

Do I get to know about the prior medical history of the person producing the shit?

You could request they eat nothing but maize for the week prior, like escargot!

Somehow this makes the whole prospect of this way more horrfying.

ZombieKitten said:

HobbesLeCute said:

Do I get to know about the prior medical history of the person producing the shit?

You could request they eat nothing but maize for the week prior, like escargot!

All of this reminds me of a joke I read...

This zoo had a female gorilla, but no male gorilla. This female
gorilla was really getting horny and the zoo had no one to take
care of her.

One day they decided to advertise in the paper for someone who
would "take care of" this female gorilla. They started at $200.00
but got no response. Finally, at $1000.00 a guy answered the ad.

The guy looked at the gorilla and told the zoo keeper that he
would do it, but only if they would put a bag over the gorilla's
head. The zoo keeper agreed. So they put a bag over the gorillas
head and this guy got into the cage.

Well this gorilla was extremely horny. She grabbed this guy and
started fucking him every way you could imagine.

They were bouncing off the walls, up and down the cage, making
love wildly. All of a sudden the guy started yelling at the top
of his voice, "Get it off! Get it off!" So the attendants jumped
in the cage and pulled the gorilla off.

The guy yelled, "What the hell are you doing?!" "You said to get
it off." The guy says, "Hell, I meant the bag, I wanna kiss the
bitch!"

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!