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Thread started 08/21/11 1:25am

Tittypants

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Eating Shit For $....

If you were offered 1 million $ to eat the feces [at least enough feces to fit in-between two pieces of bread] of a complete stranger or 2 mill to eat a mixture of random animal feces [this time, enough to fit into a foot-long hotdog bun], which would you choose & why???

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Reply #1 posted 08/21/11 4:47am

BobGeorge909

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i'd go for 2 million random animal shit. either way it's about the same amoutn of shit and same amount of suck. I'd muscle it down and head to the bank.

another ?

for a sum equal to the OPPOSITE of the national debt; positive #'s here, not negative, would u let a silverback gorilla fuck u up the ass?

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Reply #2 posted 08/21/11 5:01am

ZombieKitten

BobGeorge909 said:

i'd go for 2 million random animal shit. either way it's about the same amoutn of shit and same amount of suck. I'd muscle it down and head to the bank.




another ?




for a sum equal to the OPPOSITE of the national debt; positive #'s here, not negative, would u let a silverback gorilla fuck u up the ass?



That's like trillions isn't it? How big is a gorilla dick? How many thrusts does it take? hmmm

It happens at home for free most weeks falloff
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Reply #3 posted 08/21/11 5:09am

BobGeorge909

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ZombieKitten said:

BobGeorge909 said:

i'd go for 2 million random animal shit. either way it's about the same amoutn of shit and same amount of suck. I'd muscle it down and head to the bank.

another ?

for a sum equal to the OPPOSITE of the national debt; positive #'s here, not negative, would u let a silverback gorilla fuck u up the ass?

That's like trillions isn't it? How big is a gorilla dick? How many thrusts does it take? hmmm It happens at home for free most weeks falloff

14-15 trillion

if u wait till 2morrow 19-20 trillion wink

WISE WOMAN!...they usually very tiny...and if U watch NatGeo, they're only like 2 pump chumps. Now i'm sure theres some force in those pumps...but hey, NUTHINS free..lol. I do mean ass tho, not just doggy....

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Reply #4 posted 08/21/11 5:11am

ZombieKitten

BobGeorge909 said:



ZombieKitten said:


BobGeorge909 said:

i'd go for 2 million random animal shit. either way it's about the same amoutn of shit and same amount of suck. I'd muscle it down and head to the bank.




another ?




for a sum equal to the OPPOSITE of the national debt; positive #'s here, not negative, would u let a silverback gorilla fuck u up the ass?



That's like trillions isn't it? How big is a gorilla dick? How many thrusts does it take? hmmm It happens at home for free most weeks falloff


WISE WOMAN!...they usually very tiny...and if U watch NatGeo, they're only like 2 pump chumps. Now i'm sure theres some force in those pumps...but hey, NUTHINS free..lol. I do mean ass tho, not just doggy....


Pfft!
As long as he gorilla is good looking and is smart it would be a piece of cake. Seriously have you seen my husband with his shirt off?
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Reply #5 posted 08/21/11 5:12am

BobGeorge909

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ZombieKitten said:

BobGeorge909 said:

WISE WOMAN!...they usually very tiny...and if U watch NatGeo, they're only like 2 pump chumps. Now i'm sure theres some force in those pumps...but hey, NUTHINS free..lol. I do mean ass tho, not just doggy....

Pfft! As long as he gorilla is good looking and is smart it would be a piece of cake. Seriously have you seen my husband with his shirt off?

falloff

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Reply #6 posted 08/21/11 3:06pm

xpertluva

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Who knows...times are hard on the beulevard! Besides, if it's good enough for Chuck Berry...lol

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Reply #7 posted 08/21/11 3:15pm

SUPRMAN

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BobGeorge909 said:

ZombieKitten said:

BobGeorge909 said: That's like trillions isn't it? How big is a gorilla dick? How many thrusts does it take? hmmm It happens at home for free most weeks falloff

14-15 trillion

if u wait till 2morrow 19-20 trillion wink

WISE WOMAN!...they usually very tiny...and if U watch NatGeo, they're only like 2 pump chumps. Now i'm sure theres some force in those pumps...but hey, NUTHINS free..lol. I do mean ass tho, not just doggy....

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I'd take the gorilla for $14 trillion . . . no footage though.

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Reply #8 posted 08/21/11 3:20pm

SexLovely

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shrug I'd do it for £50.

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Or a Big Mac, 2 Euro Lottery tickets and a Toblerone.

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Shit, get me pissed and I'll probably do it for free. confused

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Reply #9 posted 08/21/11 3:23pm

Cerebus

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No. And I'm not kidding. Just, no. MAYBE for a billion.

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Reply #10 posted 08/21/11 5:42pm

KidaDynamite

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No
Hell No
Hell Naw
Hell 2 The Nizzaw
Hell to the fuck the fuck the motherfuck NO

Poop makes me nervous. :shake:

Money is only worth what you make it and it ain't worth eating shit. lol
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I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #11 posted 08/21/11 5:47pm

purplemonster0
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Only I was given the money, in some bag, before I had to eat it, then I could just take the money and run. lol

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Reply #12 posted 08/21/11 5:52pm

r00

at my high school a boy was videotaped eating human poop for only $3 feeling ill ill

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Reply #13 posted 08/21/11 7:17pm

Spinlight

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I'd eat the foot long. Are you kidding me?

The 2 million dollars will last a lot longer than my discomfort eating the feces. smile

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Reply #14 posted 08/21/11 7:52pm

johnart

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Spinlight said:

I'd eat the foot long. Are you kidding me?

The 2 million dollars will last a lot longer than my discomfort eating the feces. smile

THIS

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Reply #15 posted 08/21/11 8:01pm

Cerebus

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First of all, if you don't die from it.

Second, for the rest of your days you would know that everything you had came from eating shit.

Again, no. Not for that amount. That's not even close to enough.

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Reply #16 posted 08/21/11 8:13pm

Spinlight

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Cerebus said:

First of all, if you don't die from it.

Second, for the rest of your days you would know that everything you had came from eating shit.

Again, no. Not for that amount. That's not even close to enough.

I wouldn't.

I don't care.

wink

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Reply #17 posted 08/21/11 8:15pm

Cerebus

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Spinlight said:

Cerebus said:

First of all, if you don't die from it.

Second, for the rest of your days you would know that everything you had came from eating shit.

Again, no. Not for that amount. That's not even close to enough.

I wouldn't.

I don't care.

wink

You can. Quite easily.

I'm glad for you... I guess. lol

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Reply #18 posted 08/21/11 9:06pm

FauxReal

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wink

Wipe that shit-eating grin off your face.

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Reply #19 posted 08/21/11 9:08pm

Spinlight

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FauxReal said:

Spinlight said:

wink

Wipe that shit-eating grin off your face.

With 2 million dollars, I could hire someone to kiss the shit out of my grin!

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Reply #20 posted 08/21/11 9:11pm

FauxReal

Spinlight said:

FauxReal said:

Wipe that shit-eating grin off your face.

With 2 million dollars, I could hire someone to kiss the shit out of my grin!

lol

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Reply #21 posted 08/21/11 9:14pm

BklynBabe

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I can't even eat Marmite. disbelief

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Reply #22 posted 08/21/11 9:25pm

NDRU

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I would try to eat the footlong, but if I had to finish it I am pretty sure I could not do it even for a billion dollars

As for the gorilla, if he did not beat me to death for looking him in the eye, then okay he could fuck me in the ass.

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Reply #23 posted 08/21/11 9:28pm

johnart

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NDRU said:

I would try to eat the footlong, but if I had to finish it I am pretty sure I could not do it even for a billion dollars

As for the gorilla, if he did not beat me to death for looking him in the eye, then okay he could fuck me in the ass.

I think it's romantic that you'd want to look him in the eye. mushy

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Reply #24 posted 08/21/11 9:29pm

FauxReal

johnart said:

NDRU said:

I would try to eat the footlong, but if I had to finish it I am pretty sure I could not do it even for a billion dollars

As for the gorilla, if he did not beat me to death for looking him in the eye, then okay he could fuck me in the ass.

I think it's romantic that you'd want to look him in the eye. mushy

falloff

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Reply #25 posted 08/21/11 9:30pm

NDRU

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johnart said:

NDRU said:

I would try to eat the footlong, but if I had to finish it I am pretty sure I could not do it even for a billion dollars

As for the gorilla, if he did not beat me to death for looking him in the eye, then okay he could fuck me in the ass.

I think it's romantic that you'd want to look him in the eye. mushy

well he did spread his feces on bread for me, I owe him something

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Reply #26 posted 08/21/11 9:33pm

BklynBabe

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NDRU said:

johnart said:

I think it's romantic that you'd want to look him in the eye. mushy

well he did spread his feces on bread for me, I owe him something

I'd say a phone call the next day is romantic enough...razz

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Reply #27 posted 08/21/11 9:38pm

FauxReal

BklynBabe said:

NDRU said:

well he did spread his feces on bread for me, I owe him something

I'd say a phone call the next day is romantic enough...razz

"Hahaha...it's NDRU again...got that fool sprung. Hope this ain't 'bout no babies, cuz they ain't about to let me up outta here to go on Maury. But if it is, you want a brother or a sister?"

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Reply #28 posted 08/21/11 9:38pm

johnart

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NDRU said:

johnart said:

I think it's romantic that you'd want to look him in the eye. mushy

well he did spread his feces on bread for me, I owe him something

I'm just sayin, you should be acknowledged for this consideration. Beautiful.

Monkey fucked...in da butt whistle dancing jig

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Reply #29 posted 08/21/11 9:50pm

JustErin

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Why does this kind of question come up at least once a year on here?

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