If you were offered 1 million $ to eat the feces [at least enough feces to fit in-between two pieces of bread] of a complete stranger or 2 mill to eat a mixture of random animal feces [this time, enough to fit into a foot-long hotdog bun], which would you choose & why???

i'd go for 2 million random animal shit. either way it's about the same amoutn of shit and same amount of suck. I'd muscle it down and head to the bank.

another ?

for a sum equal to the OPPOSITE of the national debt; positive #'s here, not negative, would u let a silverback gorilla fuck u up the ass?

BobGeorge909 said:

ZombieKitten said:

BobGeorge909 said:

i'd go for 2 million random animal shit. either way it's about the same amoutn of shit and same amount of suck. I'd muscle it down and head to the bank.

another ?

for a sum equal to the OPPOSITE of the national debt; positive #'s here, not negative, would u let a silverback gorilla fuck u up the ass?

That's like trillions isn't it? How big is a gorilla dick? How many thrusts does it take? It happens at home for free most weeks

14-15 trillion

if u wait till 2morrow 19-20 trillion

WISE WOMAN!...they usually very tiny...and if U watch NatGeo, they're only like 2 pump chumps. Now i'm sure theres some force in those pumps...but hey, NUTHINS free..lol. I do mean ass tho, not just doggy....

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BobGeorge909 said:

ZombieKitten said:

BobGeorge909 said:

WISE WOMAN!...they usually very tiny...and if U watch NatGeo, they're only like 2 pump chumps. Now i'm sure theres some force in those pumps...but hey, NUTHINS free..lol. I do mean ass tho, not just doggy....

Pfft! As long as he gorilla is good looking and is smart it would be a piece of cake. Seriously have you seen my husband with his shirt off?

Who knows...times are hard on the beulevard! Besides, if it's good enough for Chuck Berry...

BobGeorge909 said:

ZombieKitten said:

BobGeorge909 said: That's like trillions isn't it? How big is a gorilla dick? How many thrusts does it take? It happens at home for free most weeks

14-15 trillion

if u wait till 2morrow 19-20 trillion

WISE WOMAN!...they usually very tiny...and if U watch NatGeo, they're only like 2 pump chumps. Now i'm sure theres some force in those pumps...but hey, NUTHINS free..lol. I do mean ass tho, not just doggy....

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I'd take the gorilla for $14 trillion . . . no footage though.

I'd do it for £50.

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Or a Big Mac, 2 Euro Lottery tickets and a Toblerone.

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Shit, get me pissed and I'll probably do it for free.

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No. And I'm not kidding. Just, no. MAYBE for a billion.

Only I was given the money, in some bag, before I had to eat it, then I could just take the money and run.

at my high school a boy was videotaped eating human poop for only $3

I'd eat the foot long. Are you kidding me?

The 2 million dollars will last a lot longer than my discomfort eating the feces.

Spinlight said:

I'd eat the foot long. Are you kidding me?

The 2 million dollars will last a lot longer than my discomfort eating the feces.

THIS

First of all, if you don't die from it.

Second, for the rest of your days you would know that everything you had came from eating shit.

Again, no. Not for that amount. That's not even close to enough.

Cerebus said:

First of all, if you don't die from it.

Second, for the rest of your days you would know that everything you had came from eating shit.

Again, no. Not for that amount. That's not even close to enough.

I wouldn't.

I don't care.

Spinlight said:

Cerebus said:

First of all, if you don't die from it.

Second, for the rest of your days you would know that everything you had came from eating shit.

Again, no. Not for that amount. That's not even close to enough.

I wouldn't.

I don't care.

You can. Quite easily.

I'm glad for you... I guess.

Spinlight said:

Wipe that shit-eating grin off your face.

FauxReal said:

Spinlight said:

Wipe that shit-eating grin off your face.

With 2 million dollars, I could hire someone to kiss the shit out of my grin!

Spinlight said:

FauxReal said:

Wipe that shit-eating grin off your face.

With 2 million dollars, I could hire someone to kiss the shit out of my grin!

I can't even eat Marmite.

I would try to eat the footlong, but if I had to finish it I am pretty sure I could not do it even for a billion dollars

As for the gorilla, if he did not beat me to death for looking him in the eye, then okay he could fuck me in the ass.

NDRU said:

I would try to eat the footlong, but if I had to finish it I am pretty sure I could not do it even for a billion dollars

As for the gorilla, if he did not beat me to death for looking him in the eye, then okay he could fuck me in the ass.

I think it's romantic that you'd want to look him in the eye.

johnart said:

NDRU said:

I would try to eat the footlong, but if I had to finish it I am pretty sure I could not do it even for a billion dollars

As for the gorilla, if he did not beat me to death for looking him in the eye, then okay he could fuck me in the ass.

I think it's romantic that you'd want to look him in the eye.

johnart said:

NDRU said:

I would try to eat the footlong, but if I had to finish it I am pretty sure I could not do it even for a billion dollars

As for the gorilla, if he did not beat me to death for looking him in the eye, then okay he could fuck me in the ass.

I think it's romantic that you'd want to look him in the eye.

well he did spread his feces on bread for me, I owe him something

NDRU said:

johnart said:

I think it's romantic that you'd want to look him in the eye.

well he did spread his feces on bread for me, I owe him something

I'd say a phone call the next day is romantic enough...

BklynBabe said:

NDRU said:

well he did spread his feces on bread for me, I owe him something

I'd say a phone call the next day is romantic enough...

"Hahaha...it's NDRU again...got that fool sprung. Hope this ain't 'bout no babies, cuz they ain't about to let me up outta here to go on Maury. But if it is, you want a brother or a sister?"

NDRU said:

johnart said:

I think it's romantic that you'd want to look him in the eye.

well he did spread his feces on bread for me, I owe him something

I'm just sayin, you should be acknowledged for this consideration. Beautiful.

Monkey fucked...in da butt

Why does this kind of question come up at least once a year on here?