SCNDLS said:

lavender1983 said:

Oh yea! I remember that nasty detaliled thread....sickening...but I wouldn't imagine that mansion to be anything but.....it still baffles me that any young woman would allow that living corpse to stick his dick in them...ewww...just ewwww.....It's not a damn thing them as long as the money is right.....hell Anna Nicole (Rest her soul) was getting it in with dude who was still attached to an oxygen tank.

But what Anna Nicole did is a lil more tolerable IMO cuz she was the ONLY one not one of a revolving door of blonde hoes. At least she was the MAIN ho.

Right....We'll give her that little credit...cause these girls that roll into the mansion are some nasty fuckers..true talk.

lavender1983 said:

SCNDLS said:

But what Anna Nicole did is a lil more tolerable IMO cuz she was the ONLY one not one of a revolving door of blonde hoes. At least she was the MAIN ho.

Right....We'll give her that little credit...cause these girls that roll into the mansion are some nasty fuckers..true talk.

Plus, Anna Nicole was with Howard before VIagra so she was getting the money without having to fuck. Shit she prolly only had to dance around nekkid and blow on his balls every now and then. Easy money!

SCNDLS said:

lavender1983 said:

Right....We'll give her that little credit...cause these girls that roll into the mansion are some nasty fuckers..true talk.

Plus, Anna Nicole was with Howard before VIagra so she was getting the money without having to fuck. Shit she prolly only had to dance around nekkid and blow on his balls every now and then. Easy money!

True..........No matter how much I wanted to.... that is if I were a desperate ho... I couldn't do it ... without either choking from the smell or trying to swallow my own vomit from looking at them too long...but yea easier for her for sure.

*in old ass man voice* sucky my hairy wrinkly balls and pretend to like it!!!

NMuzakNSoul said:

*in old ass man voice* sucky my hairy wrinkly balls and pretend to like it!!!

Identity said:

Hefner: Crystal Harris Lied About Our Sex Life

July 27, 2011

DECODED

His runaway bride dissed his bedroom abilities – but Hugh Hefner isn't taking the insults lying down.

After ex-fiancée Crystal Harristold Howard Stern that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds" on Tuesday's show, Hefner retaliated: That's not the case, he says.

IT WAS 7 SECONDS AND THE BITCH KNOWS IT!

"Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don't know why," Hef TweetedTuesday night, although he has since removed the message from his account. "Maybe a new boyfriend?"

WHY SHE PLAY ME ON HOWARD STERN? SHE KNOWS I HAVE A BAD HEART!

Hefner continued to call out Harris, 25, for what he pegged as dishonesty. "Crystal convinced me that she adored me," he replied to another follower. "That was the first lie."

SHE CONVINCED ME THAT MONEY COULD BUY ANYTHING - I FEEL SO USED!

The only sympathy he had for Harris, who has been spotted keeping close company with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw, came in the form of another seeming dig. "I feel sorry for Crystal," he continued. "She seems lost."

I FEEL SORRY FOR HER, SHE WON'T FIND ANOTHER RICH OLD DELUSIONAL COOT LIKE ME EVER AGAIN

Although insisting that he is "pro-Crystal," Hefner said he's "happy to be in a better place with new girlfriends Anna Sophia Berglund & Shera Bechard."

I GOT SOME NEW HOS SO ITS ALL GOOD- TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

But there's one thing the iconic ladies' man, who publicly moved on from Harris days after their wedding was called off in June, said is indeed true: his feelings for the Playmate when they were in a relationship.

"When I said, 'I missed a bullet' when Crystal left, I didn't mean I didn't love her," Hef explained. "I meant that I realized she didn't love me."

I MEAN I SAVED MYSELF SOME CASH

http://www.people.com/peo...46,00.html

^^^

HotGritz said:

Hefner: Crystal Harris Lied About Our Sex Life

DECODED

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Oh Lawd, I done gone and passed out from laughing!

Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."

No she's not the lame bitter loser in this. Not at all.

That's "like two seconds" more than most 85 year old dick usually spends in 24 year old pussy.

Go Heff!

johnart said:

Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."

No she's not the lame bitter loser in this. Not at all.

That's "like two seconds" more than most 85 year old dick usually spends in 24 year old pussy.

Go Heff!

and is it wrong to hope/believe that ol' Heff put a poundin' on that piece and she's just ashamed she couldn't handle it...

[Edited 7/27/11 23:08pm]

Damn, two seconds bro, you dissapoint me. Couldn't get in the early teens man ... 11 seconds.

Identity said:

[img:$uid]http://i.imgur.com/kk6Ys.jpg?917[/img:$uid]

July 26, 2011

Link

Crystal Harris is moving on from Hugh Hefner, but not without taking a few parting shots at her former fiancé.

Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

Now that Harris hasparted ways from Hefner, she is spending a great deal of time with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw.

Although denying a reported romance with the songwriter in June, Harris was spotted out with him recently at Knave, the upscale and dimly lit bar at Le Parker Meridien in NYC.

"They were joined by two women who stayed for about an hour," an onlooker tells People Magagzine. "Crystal was drinking mojitos and laughing, and Jordan was sipping a drink on the rocks. But once their friends left, they really settled in and seemed more and more comfortable."

2 MINUTES...................2 MINUTES (she's just bragging lucky bitch)

If I had two minutes my husband would cosider that a marathon sex session LOL xxx

RenHoek said:

johnart said:

Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."

No she's not the lame bitter loser in this. Not at all.

That's "like two seconds" more than most 85 year old dick usually spends in 24 year old pussy.

Go Heff!

and is it wrong to hope/believe that ol' Heff put a poundin' on that piece and she's just ashamed she couldn't handle it...

[Edited 7/27/11 23:08pm]

She's ashamed cause she's a disposed-of high-class (debatable) hooka that's what she's ashamed of. You can't save face once 85 year old dick spunked in you. Bitch please.

[Edited 7/27/11 23:14pm]

johnart said:

RenHoek said:

and is it wrong to hope/believe that ol' Heff put a poundin' on that piece and she's just ashamed she couldn't handle it...

[Edited 7/27/11 23:08pm]

She's ashamed cause she's a disposed-of high-class (debatable) hooka that's what she's ashamed of. You can't save face once 85 year old dick spunked in you. Bitch please.

[Edited 7/27/11 23:14pm]

Seriously, she is putting him down for being old? He can't help that. But she did not have to be a whore and she chose it nonetheless.

If the sex didn't last very long it probably just means that she has a good pussy and she shouldn't blame the guy for it. These young chicks don't even seem to know the basics these days and are just using any and everything to make the guy seem bad.

novabrkr said:

If the sex didn't last very long it probably just means that she has a good pussy and she shouldn't blame the guy for it. These young chicks don't even seem to know the basics these days and are just using any and everything to make the guy seem bad.

OR maybe, you had Hef ready all night, she wass teasing homie fo 7 hours or whatever. This brother been excited all day, finaly get in and BAM, it's over.

Timmy84 said:

Fuck dust/salt, he look like he cums crackers.

or crumpled pieces of paper that when you put together say, "I O U a nut"

bboy87 said:

Timmy84 said:

Fuck dust/salt, he look like he cums crackers.

or crumpled pieces of paper that when you put together say, "I O U a nut"

Identity said:

Hefner: Crystal Harris Lied About Our Sex Life

July 27, 2011

His runaway bride dissed his bedroom abilities – but Hugh Hefner isn't taking the insults lying down.

After ex-fiancée Crystal Harristold Howard Stern that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds" on Tuesday's show, Hefner retaliated: That's not the case, he says.

"Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don't know why," Hef TweetedTuesday night, although he has since removed the message from his account. "Maybe a new boyfriend?"

Hefner continued to call out Harris, 25, for what he pegged as dishonesty. "Crystal convinced me that she adored me," he replied to another follower. "That was the first lie."

The only sympathy he had for Harris, who has been spotted keeping close company with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw, came in the form of another seeming dig. "I feel sorry for Crystal," he continued. "She seems lost."

Although insisting that he is "pro-Crystal," Hefner said he's "happy to be in a better place with new girlfriends Anna Sophia Berglund & Shera Bechard."

But there's one thing the iconic ladies' man, who publicly moved on from Harris days after their wedding was called off in June, said is indeed true: his feelings for the Playmate when they were in a relationship.

"When I said, 'I missed a bullet' when Crystal left, I didn't mean I didn't love her," Hef explained. "I meant that I realized she didn't love me."

http://www.people.com/peo...46,00.html

bboy87 said:

Timmy84 said:

Fuck dust/salt, he look like he cums crackers.

or crumpled pieces of paper that when you put together say, "I O U a nut"

bboy87 said:

Timmy84 said:

Fuck dust/salt, he look like he cums crackers.

or crumpled pieces of paper that when you put together say, "I O U a nut"

And that shit is fossilized right when it come out. Crystal shoulda kept them little crumps....coal turns to diamonds over time.

Was a condom required if he's shooting dust/salt/powdered milk?

She's remarkably indiscreet. What if the situation was different? She would most definitely take offense if he told the world, for example, that her cooch stinks.

Identity said:

Was a condom required if he's shooting dust/salt/powdered milk?

She's remarkably indiscreet. What if the situation was different? She would most definitely take offense if he told the world, for example, that her cooch stinks.

I KNOW RIGHT!? She need to be thankful he didn't air HER ass out. But I guess Hef's too nice to do that. Had that been Larry Flynt, you'd hear it from him.

Identity said:

[img:$uid]http://i.imgur.com/kk6Ys.jpg?917[/img:$uid]

July 26, 2011

Link

Crystal Harris is moving on from Hugh Hefner, but not without taking a few parting shots at her former fiancé.

Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

Now that Harris hasparted ways from Hefner, she is spending a great deal of time with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw.

Although denying a reported romance with the songwriter in June, Harris was spotted out with him recently at Knave, the upscale and dimly lit bar at Le Parker Meridien in NYC.

"They were joined by two women who stayed for about an hour," an onlooker tells People Magagzine. "Crystal was drinking mojitos and laughing, and Jordan was sipping a drink on the rocks. But once their friends left, they really settled in and seemed more and more comfortable."

tacky. even if i get screwed over buy a lover and we break up i keep bedroom info private. without hefner we wouldnt even know her name. i find her looks common

Shanti0608 said:

davetherave6767 said:

Dont lie Shanti...... ....u would sleep with him if he gave u $5 MILLION..

Ewww, no I would not!

i would. hell i wouldnt mind being his pet.

I think Crystal Harris is the best lookin' ho Heff has had since his last baby momm 18 years back or however long it was. You know the one that got passed onto Quincy Jone's old ass.

These hos stay thirsty on the elder dick. Cash rules!

HotGritz said:

NDRU said:

And yet she was engaged to him.So she's a whore, then.

I agree that she is a whore but he is a whore and a pimp. He has made a profit off of young women for ages now with the promise of fame and fortune and there is a small number of women who have actually reaped such benefits from their association with Hef. His magazines make millions but he doesn't pay these women millions and many young women have "auditions" aka nude photo shoots and never make it into the magazine nor can they retain the photos for their own self-promotion. He is a whore because he sleeps with several women at a time and the relationships are somewhat meaningless. They serve the purpose of continuing his image of being a playboy and desireable. Truth be told, I doubt Hef will be offended by Crystal's comments. At the end of the day it was a business deal and publicity stunt for both of them. My guess is Hef has either caused some doors/opportunities to be closed for the chick or she is finding herself not a prime choice for the type of men she really wants. Some dudes don't want Hef's leftovers. I certainly wouldn't husband or even fuck some dude that was sexually intimate with say....Phyllis Diller or Betty White.

Right on HotGritz! You are so right!!