it's about the same length of time her career will last. hope it was worth it!

KidaDynamite said:

missfee said:

Hold on now...how you going to put his ass on blast like he can't fuck yet I HIGHLY DOUBT that she fucked him only one time? This is equivalent to when Carmen Electra tried to put Prince on blast trying to act like sex with him was like watching paint dry..yet this was AFTER he dropped her ass. While she was with him, she was trying to fuck the shit out of him to get a record deal and who knows he probably knocked the block out that pussy....but its similar with this broad who was going to marry Hefner....it was all good when she WAS GOING TO MARRY HIM but now that its over, he's a "2 second" pumper? Chile go 'head. Your intentions were highly obvious..marrying that fool for his dough and nothing but.

That ho is [say it wit me nah] A NON MOTHERFUCKIN FACTOR!!!

scandalousalan said:

HotGritz said:

THAT'S RIGHT! Finally a chick with enough chutzpah to tell the truth about sexing up some old, decrepit, weathered piece of newspaper flesh like Hugh Hefner. Tell the world honey! Let all these old coots know what young chicks really think of them. Hef had money and the poor skank (yeah she still a skank) tolerated all she could and then her better judgment, not to mention one last look in the mirror, prevailed.

And two seconds huh? Sounds like that's all she could stand. Old barf bunny is supposed to be on viagara but I guess even a extra-strength penis enhancing drug like that can't revive the dead.

Already Hef is on to some other hungry ho. He ought to come to his senses and realize there is no honor in breaking off bimbos who will only leave your ass and take some of your cash with them.

[Edited 7/26/11 16:27pm]

The dude is in his 80's. Is it a big shock to the world that his performance is lacking. He probably doesn't give a fuck what people say about him. The fact that he is already pumping some other chick is great news for the old guy. Let's face it I'm sure he is fully aware those girls are taking him for a ride(in both senses)

I object to the word "pumping". At his age, dude is OOZING. I bet his balls look like slate gray raisens.

bboy87 said:

HotGritz said:

I bet his jizz smelled of Bengay and Fels- Neptha soap. I bet his ass looked like two hanging dirty wash cloths. I bet his feet were cold as ice on the count of him being the living dead.

Probably ain't jizz no more. Dude probably ejaculates salt

Didn't someone say the same thing a year ago?

2 Seconds........... .......Eye can go 4 ages hours even.....years of masturbation has taught me 2 stop/start/stop/start.....Any women who gets with me better strap herself in.....

HotGritz said:

bboy87 said:

Probably ain't jizz no more. Dude probably ejaculates salt

or dust

The thought of doing anything with that man makes

Fuck dust/salt, he look like he cums crackers.

Timmy84 said:

Fuck dust/salt, he look like he cums crackers.

saltines?

Shanti0608 said:

Timmy84 said:

Fuck dust/salt, he look like he cums crackers.

saltines?

Yeah. Smothered saltines.

Timmy84 said:

Shanti0608 said:

saltines?

Yeah. Smothered saltines.

Just the crumbly bits at the bottom of the pack!

Shanti0608 said:

Timmy84 said:

Yeah. Smothered saltines.

Just the crumbly bits at the bottom of the pack!

Dont lie Shanti...... ....u would sleep with him if he gave u $5 MILLION..

davetherave6767 said:

Shanti0608 said:

Just the crumbly bits at the bottom of the pack!

Dont lie Shanti...... ....u would sleep with him if he gave u $5 MILLION..

Ewww, no I would not!

Shanti0608 said:

davetherave6767 said:

Dont lie Shanti...... ....u would sleep with him if he gave u $5 MILLION..

Ewww, no I would not!

Hef, if you're reading this, I will do it for $5 Million

NDRU said:

Shanti0608 said:

Ewww, no I would not!

Hef, if you're reading this, I will do it for $5 Million

$5 Million? What's that in £ ?

[Edited 7/27/11 13:33pm]

Lisa10 said:

NDRU said:

Hef, if you're reading this, I will do it for $5 Million

$5 Million? What's that in £ ?

[Edited 7/27/11 13:33pm]

Id blow him 4 £5 million especially if its all over in 2 seconds.......Damn easy money...

Lisa10 said:

NDRU said:

Hef, if you're reading this, I will do it for $5 Million

$5 Million? What's that in £ ?

[Edited 7/27/11 13:33pm]

About £3.6 million. The dollar sucks.

OK, if I did spend two seconds (which would feel like 2 years with that old dirty bastard) , I surely wouldn't tell everyone about it.

NDRU said:

Shanti0608 said:

Ewww, no I would not!

Hef, if you're reading this, I will do it for $5 Million

I don't think you are his type.

Though I am not either.

[Edited 7/27/11 13:49pm]

Timmy84 said:

Shanti0608 said:

saltines?

Yeah. Smothered saltines.

OMG! You two have me and hitting my head

NDRU said:

Shanti0608 said:

Ewww, no I would not!

Hef, if you're reading this, I will do it for $5 Million

You're not blonde and don't have big titties, it wouldn't work.

Timmy84 said:

NDRU said:

Hef, if you're reading this, I will do it for $5 Million

You're not blonde and don't have big titties, it wouldn't work.

I'm blond-ish, and as I get older and more out of shape I am transforming myself into his type!

NDRU said:

Timmy84 said:

You're not blonde and don't have big titties, it wouldn't work.

I'm blond-ish, and as I get older and more out of shape I am transforming myself into his type!

Timmy84 said:

NDRU said:

I'm blond-ish, and as I get older and more out of shape I am transforming myself into his type!

Not to mention, none of his girls started out with blond hair or big titties either!

^ that's the God's honest truth!

Some of them didn't even start out with their birth names or their own hair.

Holly Maddison has added blue contacts to her look. I think she is trying to look like Crystal.

Oh the comments on this thread...

But seriously though..these girls actually have sex with him?..I wondered and thought no way...they'll probably do everything else under the sun except actual intercourse .

lavender1983 said:

Oh the comments on this thread...

But seriously though..these girls actually have sex with him?..I wondered and thought no way...they'll probably do everything else under the sun except actual intercourse .

Chile this thread breaks down how that nasty fucker gets down with them girls. Nas-tee!

http://prince.org/msg/100...4&pg=1

SCNDLS said:

lavender1983 said:

Oh the comments on this thread...

But seriously though..these girls actually have sex with him?..I wondered and thought no way...they'll probably do everything else under the sun except actual intercourse .

Chile this thread breaks down how that nasty fucker gets down with them girls. Nas-tee!

http://prince.org/msg/100...4&pg=1

Oh yea! I remember that nasty detaliled thread....sickening...but I wouldn't imagine that mansion to be anything but.....it still baffles me that any young woman would allow that living corpse to stick his dick in them...ewww...just ewwww.....It's not a damn thing them as long as the money is right.....hell Anna Nicole (Rest her soul) was getting it in with dude who was still attached to an oxygen tank.

lavender1983 said:

SCNDLS said:

Chile this thread breaks down how that nasty fucker gets down with them girls. Nas-tee!

http://prince.org/msg/100...4&pg=1

Oh yea! I remember that nasty detaliled thread....sickening...but I wouldn't imagine that mansion to be anything but.....it still baffles me that any young woman would allow that living corpse to stick his dick in them...ewww...just ewwww.....It's not a damn thing them as long as the money is right.....hell Anna Nicole (Rest her soul) was getting it in with dude who was still attached to an oxygen tank.

But what Anna Nicole did is a lil more tolerable IMO cuz she was the ONLY one not one of a revolving door of blonde hoes. At least she was the MAIN ho.

SCNDLS said:

lavender1983 said:

Oh yea! I remember that nasty detaliled thread....sickening...but I wouldn't imagine that mansion to be anything but.....it still baffles me that any young woman would allow that living corpse to stick his dick in them...ewww...just ewwww.....It's not a damn thing them as long as the money is right.....hell Anna Nicole (Rest her soul) was getting it in with dude who was still attached to an oxygen tank.

But what Anna Nicole did is a lil more tolerable IMO cuz she was the ONLY one not one of a revolving door of blonde hoes. At least she was the MAIN ho.

SCNDLS said:

lavender1983 said:

Oh yea! I remember that nasty detaliled thread....sickening...but I wouldn't imagine that mansion to be anything but.....it still baffles me that any young woman would allow that living corpse to stick his dick in them...ewww...just ewwww.....It's not a damn thing them as long as the money is right.....hell Anna Nicole (Rest her soul) was getting it in with dude who was still attached to an oxygen tank.

But what Anna Nicole did is a lil more tolerable IMO cuz she was the ONLY one not one of a revolving door of blonde hoes. At least she was the MAIN ho.

My guess is all Anna Nicole had to do was stick her enormous boobs in his face from time to time. Any more than that probably would have killed him.