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July 26, 2011

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Crystal Harris is moving on from Hugh Hefner, but not without taking a few parting shots at her former fiancé.

Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

Now that Harris hasparted ways from Hefner, she is spending a great deal of time with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw.

Although denying a reported romance with the songwriter in June, Harris was spotted out with him recently at Knave, the upscale and dimly lit bar at Le Parker Meridien in NYC.

"They were joined by two women who stayed for about an hour," an onlooker tells People Magagzine. "Crystal was drinking mojitos and laughing, and Jordan was sipping a drink on the rocks. But once their friends left, they really settled in and seemed more and more comfortable."

Goddamn! I know he's hella old,but he can't even last a few minutes?! LOL

And this is a surprise?

THAT'S RIGHT! Finally a chick with enough chutzpah to tell the truth about sexing up some old, decrepit, weathered piece of newspaper flesh like Hugh Hefner. Tell the world honey! Let all these old coots know what young chicks really think of them. Hef had money and the poor skank (yeah she still a skank) tolerated all she could and then her better judgment, not to mention one last look in the mirror, prevailed.

And two seconds huh? Sounds like that's all she could stand. Old barf bunny is supposed to be on viagara but I guess even a extra-strength penis enhancing drug like that can't revive the dead.

Already Hef is on to some other hungry ho. He ought to come to his senses and realize there is no honor in breaking off bimbos who will only leave your ass and take some of your cash with them.

[Edited 7/26/11 16:27pm]

Those girls all really look the same don't they? Strange. Is Hugh Hefner still thought of as some kind of Don Juan? He's 85 for fuck's sake.

Teacher said:

And this is a surprise?

Yeah, that's longer that I figured his old ass could last.

I bet his jizz smelled of Bengay and Fels- Neptha soap. I bet his ass looked like two hanging dirty wash cloths. I bet his feet were cold as ice on the count of him being the living dead.

HotGritz said:

I bet his jizz smelled of Bengay and Fels- Neptha soap.

Identity said:

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

And yet she was engaged to him.So she's a whore, then.

did anyone here actually expect that hef would be an expert lover? does he really seem like he truly cares about his women? about any women? i mean sure, he's courteous and all. that's cool. but it's not like ms crystal broke his heart, eh? i get the feeling, looking at him, that he pretty much regards most females as interchangeable

NDRU said:

Identity said:

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

And yet she was engaged to him.So she's a whore, then.

Precisely

NDRU said:

Identity said:

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

And yet she was engaged to him.So she's a whore, then.

I agree that she is a whore but he is a whore and a pimp. He has made a profit off of young women for ages now with the promise of fame and fortune and there is a small number of women who have actually reaped such benefits from their association with Hef. His magazines make millions but he doesn't pay these women millions and many young women have "auditions" aka nude photo shoots and never make it into the magazine nor can they retain the photos for their own self-promotion. He is a whore because he sleeps with several women at a time and the relationships are somewhat meaningless. They serve the purpose of continuing his image of being a playboy and desireable. Truth be told, I doubt Hef will be offended by Crystal's comments. At the end of the day it was a business deal and publicity stunt for both of them. My guess is Hef has either caused some doors/opportunities to be closed for the chick or she is finding herself not a prime choice for the type of men she really wants. Some dudes don't want Hef's leftovers. I certainly wouldn't husband or even fuck some dude that was sexually intimate with say....Phyllis Diller or Betty White.

HotGritz said:

NDRU said:

And yet she was engaged to him.So she's a whore, then.

I agree that she is a whore but he is a whore and a pimp. He has made a profit off of young women for ages now with the promise of fame and fortune and there is a small number of women who have actually reaped such benefits from their association with Hef. His magazines make millions but he doesn't pay these women millions and many young women have "auditions" aka nude photo shoots and never make it into the magazine nor can they retain the photos for their own self-promotion. He is a whore because he sleeps with several women at a time and the relationships are somewhat meaningless. They serve the purpose of continuing his image of being a playboy and desireable. Truth be told, I doubt Hef will be offended by Crystal's comments. At the end of the day it was a business deal and publicity stunt for both of them. My guess is Hef has either caused some doors/opportunities to be closed for the chick or she is finding herself not a prime choice for the type of men she really wants. Some dudes don't want Hef's leftovers. I certainly wouldn't husband or even fuck some dude that was sexually intimate with say....Phyllis Diller or Betty White.

Hef is honest about what he is though. He has never pretended to be anything but a guy who loves young nude blondes. And that is why people like him even if they are disgusted by him.

I think all this stuff the chick says will only make people not like her.

I think you're right about what you say, though. And Hef knows it too, and that is why he probably won't say nasty things about her. Because he is Hef and she is just cashing in on her moment while she has it.

[Edited 7/26/11 17:12pm]

NDRU said:

HotGritz said:

I agree that she is a whore but he is a whore and a pimp. He has made a profit off of young women for ages now with the promise of fame and fortune and there is a small number of women who have actually reaped such benefits from their association with Hef. His magazines make millions but he doesn't pay these women millions and many young women have "auditions" aka nude photo shoots and never make it into the magazine nor can they retain the photos for their own self-promotion. He is a whore because he sleeps with several women at a time and the relationships are somewhat meaningless. They serve the purpose of continuing his image of being a playboy and desireable. Truth be told, I doubt Hef will be offended by Crystal's comments. At the end of the day it was a business deal and publicity stunt for both of them. My guess is Hef has either caused some doors/opportunities to be closed for the chick or she is finding herself not a prime choice for the type of men she really wants. Some dudes don't want Hef's leftovers. I certainly wouldn't husband or even fuck some dude that was sexually intimate with say....Phyllis Diller or Betty White.

Hef is honest about what he is though. He has never pretended to be anything but a guy who loves young nude blondes. And that is why people like him even if they are disgusted by him.

I think all this stuff the chick says will only make people not like her.

You really think so? If he is so honest then why does he bother putting rings on these sluts? I mean if you're a playboy and you don't believe in monogamy (he has said this) then how honest are you if you are trying to marry,particulary, marry someone young enough to be your great-granddaughter? Hell, he was still married when he had Holly Madison under his roof and her crazy ass thought she was going to get the ring. That's why I think the whole thing was a stunt of some sort. Either on her part, his, or the both of them together. I don't think necessarily that people will not like Crystal. I think old men may not like her because she forces them to think about how they are truly perceived by young gold-diggers and I think some women already disliked her for being a Hef girlfriend and a bunny in the first place. There's no glamour in any of this. Hef is a joke and his slores are all jokes.

HotGritz said:

I bet his jizz smelled of Bengay and Fels- Neptha soap. I bet his ass looked like two hanging dirty wash cloths. I bet his feet were cold as ice on the count of him being the living dead.

I figure Hef is shooting dust at this point.

HotGritz said:

NDRU said:

Hef is honest about what he is though. He has never pretended to be anything but a guy who loves young nude blondes. And that is why people like him even if they are disgusted by him.

I think all this stuff the chick says will only make people not like her.

You really think so? If he is so honest then why does he bother putting rings on these sluts? I mean if you're a playboy and you don't believe in monogamy (he has said this) then how honest are you if you are trying to marry,particulary, marry someone young enough to be your great-granddaughter? Hell, he was still married when he had Holly Madison under his roof and her crazy ass thought she was going to get the ring. That's why I think the whole thing was a stunt of some sort. Either on her part, his, or the both of them together. I don't think necessarily that people will not like Crystal. I think old men may not like her because she forces them to think about how they are truly perceived by young gold-diggers and I think some women already disliked her for being a Hef girlfriend and a bunny in the first place. There's no glamour in any of this. Hef is a joke and his slores are all jokes.

no it is not glamorous!

I think he gets engaged because that is what they want. I doubt he cares much at this point.

Maybe "honest" is not totally true, because his life is just a show, but what i mean is he is honest about his desires, and not hiding anything in his life with any real effort. We all know what he is.

HotGritz said:

XxAxX said:

did anyone here actually expect that hef would be an expert lover? does he really seem like he truly cares about his women? about any women? i mean sure, he's courteous and all. that's cool. but it's not like ms crystal broke his heart, eh? i get the feeling, looking at him, that he pretty much regards most females as interchangeable

I don't know for sure if Hef was ever a super love stud but he may have been back in the day (like the late 60's. 70's). However, I don't believe any of his arm candy/kept women see him as some love stud now, nor do I think they expect some fairytale romance to suddenly occur. These bimbos are strictly in it for a career boost. They all want to be the next Pamela Anderson or Jenny McCarthy, and they're just taking advantage of their opportunity while they can. It was just by coincidence that Holly Madison, Bridget Marquadt, and Kendra Wilkinson became c-list celebrities because of their exposure on cable TV, yet most of these wannabe starlets won't even achieve that kind of fame.

Hef already said he loves to be surrounded by beautiful women, but the only women he's even been really emotionally attached to was his first wife (and even then he said it was more because he felt obligated to do so because of the social norms of the time), Barbi Benton back in the 70's, his second wife Kimberley Conrad, and probably Holly Madison, but the rest were all just jumpoffs.

Hold on now...how you going to put his ass on blast like he can't fuck yet I HIGHLY DOUBT that she fucked him only one time? This is equivalent to when Carmen Electra tried to put Prince on blast trying to act like sex with him was like watching paint dry..yet this was AFTER he dropped her ass. While she was with him, she was trying to fuck the shit out of him to get a record deal and who knows he probably knocked the block out that pussy....but its similar with this broad who was going to marry Hefner....it was all good when she WAS GOING TO MARRY HIM but now that its over, he's a "2 second" pumper? Chile go 'head. Your intentions were highly obvious..marrying that fool for his dough and nothing but.

uPtoWnNY said:

I figure Hef is shooting dust at this point.

i dont think viagra would even work for him

anyway

they r both as bad as eachother... both users

but he will always be Hef and pretty soon she will be WHO????

This young woman should've kept her mouth shut, there's something to be said for discretion. They had a relationship; he wanted someone naked, tight and young walking around his home and in returned he shared his wealth and his lifestyle; I'll assume Ms. Harries doesn't have the attention span, the discipline, or the smarts to attain those things on her own. It didn't workout and unless Mr. Hefner mistreated Ms. Harris when she bounced, she should've zipped it... her mouth that is.

As always, I'm amused when the term whore is thrown around by men...

Many men if not most justify cheating, lying, and manipulation to get pussy par for the course. I've observed men "fuck over" women when they're young and young women "fuck over" men when they get old. Funny thing, sometimes things come full circle.

She's a tramp. Everybody could see what was going on. She didn't have to talk bad about him. He hasn't said anything bad about her.

HotGritz said:

I bet his jizz smelled of Bengay and Fels- Neptha soap.

And I'm certain she was willing to blow him and gulp down every drop, knowing Hef had exposed her to a lavish lifestyle. A lifestyle she didn't want to relinquish--without having a contingency plan in place, hence Dr Phil's son.

XxAxX said:

did anyone here actually expect that hef would be an expert lover? does he really seem like he truly cares about his women? about any women? i mean sure, he's courteous and all. that's cool. but it's not like ms crystal broke his heart, eh? i get the feeling, looking at him, that he pretty much regards most females as interchangeable

Nope, there can only be one of those! Seriously, you're right, hooking up with Hef is nothing more than a business arrangement and I'm sure all parties involved are aware of this.

I can't figure out what Dr. Phil's son or any young man would want with this woman now. Aside from the fact that she's a user, she slept with the Crypt Keeper for God's sake!

FuzzyWitch said:

uPtoWnNY said:

I figure Hef is shooting dust at this point.

i dont think viagra would even work for him

anyway

they r both as bad as eachother... both users

but he will always be Hef and pretty soon she will be WHO????

I agree with this.

She was probably in it for money and an attempt at fame.

He was in it to have a young piece of ass.

Users who used each other.

missfee said:

A - Dude is like, 183 years old and he still got it up and put it inside her without dying.

B - Dude is like, 183 years old and she had sex with him! PRETEND you have some class and shut up already.

HotGritz said:

I bet his jizz smelled of Bengay and Fels- Neptha soap. I bet his ass looked like two hanging dirty wash cloths. I bet his feet were cold as ice on the count of him being the living dead.

Probably ain't jizz no more. Dude probably ejaculates salt

Identity said:

HotGritz said:

I bet his jizz smelled of Bengay and Fels- Neptha soap.

And I'm certain she was willing to blow him and gulp down every drop, knowing Hef had exposed her to a lavish lifestyle. A lifestyle she didn't want to relinquish--without having a contingency plan in place, hence Dr Phil's son.

I read that with a scrunched up face

bboy87 said:

Identity said:

And I'm certain she was willing to blow him and gulp down every drop, knowing Hef had exposed her to a lavish lifestyle. A lifestyle she didn't want to relinquish--without having a contingency plan in place, hence Dr Phil's son.

I read that with a scrunched up face

So?