1. As soon as we are alone in the house—husband leaves for the office, kids go to school, roommate goes out of town—and we have quality free time knowing no one is going to walk in on us, we masturbate. Sometimes we even just do it if you’re still in the house if that quality free time is never going to come. Usually, it’s while we’re in the bathroom.
2. A good majority of us prefer to pee outside. And in the shower. And sometimes we really just want to do it in the hot tub, but we try to not do that one out of respect for everyone else in there.
3. We pluck stray hairs from our toes, our chin, our lips, moles on the backs of our legs and our nipples. And we really, really enjoy plucking a stubborn ingrown hair. Getting that sucker out is, for some gross reason, such sweet satisfaction.
4. When we’re in love, we smell your clothes or the pillow you were sleeping on when you’re not around. If you were to catch us doing this, we’d be mortified.
5. We’ve all wished that we could be more open and casual about sex from time to time … maybe go to a swingers party, have a threesome or be a dirty stripper for a night, but with no emotional consequences.
6. Deep down we really hope that your guy friends secretly want to sleep with us, and very often we will dress for them and subtly flirt just so they will. We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us.
7. We are not insulted in the slightest by those catcalls from construction workers, as long as they aren’t rude or nasty. It’s kind of flattering. We also like it when you get a little jealous, to a degree. Not in an irrational or psycho way, just a bit to show you’re protective and you care.
8. We regularly check in on what our exes are up to via Facebook, emails or texts. As long as we have the technology, they will never be fully out of our lives or minds. This doesn’t mean we still love them; we’re just curious.
9. When we have girls’ nights, we do bad things that you wouldn’t approve of like spill all of your embarrassing secrets, sneak cigarettes or other substances, and drink way more than we let on. Grinding with strangers at a club can also sometimes occur.
10. When you’re not around, we fart. The longer, the louder and the stinkier, the more enjoyable.
11. If you’re really hot or the sex is good, you can be a total idiot and we’ll still date you for a while. But we’ll never marry you. Brains and kindness will always trump sexiness when it comes to marriage material.
12. A lot of times we really like to have sex on the first date to determine whether the chemistry is there and we should have another date. Or sometimes we’re just plain horny and want to get laid. We hate being judged for it.
13. We hate waxing our privates. Hate it, hate it, hate it. But, we like that when it’s cleaned up you go down on us more readily. In a perfect world, you would go down on us with regularity on naturally poofy pubes.
14. When a guy says he doesn’t want kids, it’s really a dealbreaker for almost every woman who is still of child-bearing years.
15. The majority of us don’t really care about how much money you have or make as long as you are kind and emotionally generous and work hard. Laziness and lack of motivation is inherently unsexy.
16. A lot of us are fakers … when it comes to our love of sports and being outdoorsy.
17. We love flaws on guys. A little belly, gray hairs, even a receding hairline. It reminds us that we all have body issues and that we shouldn’t be so insecure or hard on ourselves. Being human is cool. But being whiny about your paunch or constantly fussing over your gray temples is as annoying as us always asking, “Does this make me look fat?”
18. During sex, we’re usually thinking about something other than you. A gross and pervy situation, another man, being dominated … who knows, but we always, always fantasize. It doesn’t mean we’re not sexually attracted to you, we just need the weird mental images to get us off.
19. We don’t consider drunk kissing cheating, as long as we’re the ones doing the drunk kissing. We consider sex with another man cheating.
20. We cherish our independence and “me” time more than you’ll ever know. We say we miss you, but are often secretly glad you’re going so we can just totally relax and be ourselves. But we still love it when you come back.

whistle said:

After 15 years living with the missus, none of this is revelation.

For me, some of these are spot on. Others aren't me at all.

21. You like to read too many women's magazines and books like "Men are from Mars...", losing touch of the fact that lists like these, are sweeping generalisations and unhelpful.

I suppose a few of these I can relate to, but many are just plain not true.

And stupid.

CarrieMpls said:

I suppose a few of these I can relate to, but many are just plain not true.

And stupid.

such as...

I was going to say.......only 20?

there's gotta be more to it than this now.... lol

My ex told me once " I don't fart" I said Chick if you didn't fart ya ass would be floatin' chut it

Anubisxxx said:We hate waxing our privates. Hate it, hate it, hate it. But, we like that when it’s cleaned up you go down on us more readily. In a perfect world, you would go down on us with regularity on naturally poofy pubes.

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! Keep that thang shaved and I'll eat it morning, noon and night!

1, 2, 12 & 18 ("we just need the weird mental images to get us off") --- Uh... No.

and I have never farted in my life.

IAintTheOne said:

My ex told me once " I don't fart" I said Chick if you didn't fart ya ass would be floatin' chut it

remember that old Richard Pryor album where he talked about this topic?

SoulAlive said:

IAintTheOne said:

My ex told me once " I don't fart" I said Chick if you didn't fart ya ass would be floatin' chut it

remember that old Richard Pryor album where he talked about this topic?

lol we poot lol fuck that shit you fahhhhhhhhhhhht

Anubisxxx said:

1. As soon as we are alone in the house—husband leaves for the office, kids go to school, roommate goes out of town—and we have quality free time knowing no one is going to walk in on us, we masturbate. Sometimes we even just do it if you’re still in the house if that quality free time is never going to come. Usually, it’s while we’re in the bathroom. No.
2. A good majority of us prefer to pee outside. And in the shower. And sometimes we really just want to do it in the hot tub, but we try to not do that one out of respect for everyone else in there. No.
3. We pluck stray hairs from our toes, our chin, our lips, moles on the backs of our legs and our nipples. And we really, really enjoy plucking a stubborn ingrown hair. Getting that sucker out is, for some gross reason, such sweet satisfaction. This is just good grooming.
4. When we’re in love, we smell your clothes or the pillow you were sleeping on when you’re not around. If you were to catch us doing this, we’d be mortified. Sweetie and I both do this - and we're not afraid to say so. He's TOLD he hangs out in my closet when I'm not there - just smelling my stuff.
5. We’ve all wished that we could be more open and casual about sex from time to time … maybe go to a swingers party, have a threesome or be a dirty stripper for a night, but with no emotional consequences. No.
6. Deep down we really hope that your guy friends secretly want to sleep with us, and very often we will dress for them and subtly flirt just so they will. We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us. No.
7. We are not insulted in the slightest by those catcalls from construction workers, as long as they aren’t rude or nasty. It’s kind of flattering. We also like it when you get a little jealous, to a degree. Not in an irrational or psycho way, just a bit to show you’re protective and you care. No.
8. We regularly check in on what our exes are up to via Facebook, emails or texts. As long as we have the technology, they will never be fully out of our lives or minds. This doesn’t mean we still love them; we’re just curious. Not I.
9. When we have girls’ nights, we do bad things that you wouldn’t approve of like spill all of your embarrassing secrets, sneak cigarettes or other substances, and drink way more than we let on. Grinding with strangers at a club can also sometimes occur. Smoking and drinking, yes. Getting nasty with other men? Never.
10. When you’re not around, we fart. The longer, the louder and the stinkier, the more enjoyable. This happens, but enjoyable? No.
11. If you’re really hot or the sex is good, you can be a total idiot and we’ll still date you for a while. But we’ll never marry you. Brains and kindness will always trump sexiness when it comes to marriage material. Aren't I lucky Sweetie is smart, kind AND hot?
12. A lot of times we really like to have sex on the first date to determine whether the chemistry is there and we should have another date. Or sometimes we’re just plain horny and want to get laid. We hate being judged for it. I imagine women who do this DO hate being judged for it.
13. We hate waxing our privates. Hate it, hate it, hate it. But, we like that when it’s cleaned up you go down on us more readily. In a perfect world, you would go down on us with regularity on naturally poofy pubes. Not an issue for us.
14. When a guy says he doesn’t want kids, it’s really a dealbreaker for almost every woman who is still of child-bearing years. No.
15. The majority of us don’t really care about how much money you have or make as long as you are kind and emotionally generous and work hard. Laziness and lack of motivation is inherently unsexy. True - more or less.
16. A lot of us are fakers … when it comes to our love of sports and being outdoorsy. I make no secret of the fact that there will be NO camping where I'm concerned.
17. We love flaws on guys. A little belly, gray hairs, even a receding hairline. It reminds us that we all have body issues and that we shouldn’t be so insecure or hard on ourselves. Being human is cool. But being whiny about your paunch or constantly fussing over your gray temples is as annoying as us always asking, “Does this make me look fat?” True.
18. During sex, we’re usually thinking about something other than you. A gross and pervy situation, another man, being dominated … who knows, but we always, always fantasize. It doesn’t mean we’re not sexually attracted to you, we just need the weird mental images to get us off. Sometimes. But I think this is true of men, too.
19. We don’t consider drunk kissing cheating, as long as we’re the ones doing the drunk kissing. We consider sex with another man cheating. I consider drunk kissing cheating. I can honestly say that - unless I'm onstage and the script calls for it - I haven't given another man more than a friendly peck since I met Sweetie.
20. We cherish our independence and “me” time more than you’ll ever know. We say we miss you, but are often secretly glad you’re going so we can just totally relax and be ourselves. But we still love it when you come back. True.

1. As soon as we are alone in the house—husband leaves for the office, kids go to school, roommate goes out of town—and we have quality free time knowing no one is going to walk in on us, we masturbate. Sometimes we even just do it if you’re still in the house if that quality free time is never going to come. Usually, it’s while we’re in the bathroom. Nope
2. A good majority of us prefer to pee outside. And in the shower. And sometimes we really just want to do it in the hot tub, but we try to not do that one out of respect for everyone else in there. No way.
3. We pluck stray hairs from our toes, our chin, our lips, moles on the backs of our legs and our nipples. And we really, really enjoy plucking a stubborn ingrown hair. Getting that sucker out is, for some gross reason, such sweet satisfaction. Yes, but I don't think that's a "secret". I mean, who wants to look at those hairs?
4. When we’re in love, we smell your clothes or the pillow you were sleeping on when you’re not around. Absolutely. If you were to catch us doing this, we’d be mortified. Not at all. Doesn't everybody do this?
5. We’ve all wished that we could be more open and casual about sex from time to time … maybe go to a swingers party, have a threesome or be a dirty stripper for a night, but with no emotional consequences. Nope.
6. Deep down we really hope that your guy friends secretly want to sleep with us, and very often we will dress for them and subtly flirt just so they will. We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us. Not at all.
7. We are not insulted in the slightest by those catcalls from construction workers, as long as they aren’t rude or nasty. It’s kind of flattering. Cat calls are always rude and annoying. Lots. We also like it when you get a little jealous, to a degree. Not in an irrational or psycho way, just a bit to show you’re protective and you care. Not necessary, thanks.
8. We regularly check in on what our exes are up to via Facebook, emails or texts. As long as we have the technology, they will never be fully out of our lives or minds. This doesn’t mean we still love them; we’re just curious. Only exes that are still friends. And the fact that they are still friends is no secret.
9. When we have girls’ nights, we do bad things that you wouldn’t approve of like spill all of your embarrassing secrets, sneak cigarettes or other substances, and drink way more than we let on. Grinding with strangers at a club can also sometimes occur. I'm the same person no matter who I'm going out with, whether a big group of friends or just my man. This is silly.
10. When you’re not around, we fart. The longer, the louder and the stinkier, the more enjoyable. No freaking way.
11. If you’re really hot or the sex is good, you can be a total idiot and we’ll still date you for a while. But we’ll never marry you. Brains and kindness will always trump sexiness when it comes to marriage material. Brains and kindness are most important, but I've never dated anyone who was a total idiot. And I wouldn't.
12. A lot of times we really like to have sex on the first date to determine whether the chemistry is there and we should have another date. Or sometimes we’re just plain horny and want to get laid. We hate being judged for it. I don't believe in double standards. No judging someone for something you, yourself, would do. As for sex on a first date, not my cup of tea.
13. We hate waxing our privates. Hate it, hate it, hate it. Abso-fricking-lutely. But, we like that when it’s cleaned up you go down on us more readily. In a perfect world, you would go down on us with regularity on naturally poofy pubes. As a lady, I'm making no comment.
14. When a guy says he doesn’t want kids, it’s really a dealbreaker for almost every woman who is still of child-bearing years. This is true, but not for me personally.
15. The majority of us don’t really care about how much money you have or make as long as you are kind and emotionally generous and work hard. Laziness and lack of motivation is inherently unsexy. Totally true.
16. A lot of us are fakers … when it comes to our love of sports and being outdoorsy. I would never fake that. We don't have to do everything together. You can go to ball games and go camping with the guys. And you'll have more fun with them. And then I won't make you take me to the ballet.
17. We love flaws on guys. A little belly, gray hairs, even a receding hairline. It reminds us that we all have body issues and that we shouldn’t be so insecure or hard on ourselves. Being human is cool. But being whiny about your paunch or constantly fussing over your gray temples is as annoying as us always asking, “Does this make me look fat?” True.
18. During sex, we’re usually thinking about something other than you. A gross and pervy situation, another man, being dominated … who knows, but we always, always fantasize. It doesn’t mean we’re not sexually attracted to you, we just need the weird mental images to get us off. This baffles me. I mean, I've heard people do this but I'm too caught up in what I'm doing and feeling to even try to think of anything else.
19. We don’t consider drunk kissing cheating, as long as we’re the ones doing the drunk kissing. We consider sex with another man cheating. Drunk kissing is totally cheating. Anything you'd be afraid tot tell your partner about is most likely cheating.
20. We cherish our independence and “me” time more than you’ll ever know. We say we miss you, but are often secretly glad you’re going so we can just totally relax and be ourselves. But we still love it when you come back. This is true, but again, I don't think it's a secret. I'm pretty open about needing my alone time.

Aside from 2, 3 and 18

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Anubisxxx said:

1. As soon as we are alone in the house—husband leaves for the office, kids go to school, roommate goes out of town—and we have quality free time knowing no one is going to walk in on us, we masturbate. Sometimes we even just do it if you’re still in the house if that quality free time is never going to come. Usually, it’s while we’re in the bathroom.NOPE
2. A good majority of us prefer to pee outside. And in the shower. And sometimes we really just want to do it in the hot tub, but we try to not do that one out of respect for everyone else in there. Never
3. We pluck stray hairs from our toes, our chin, our lips, moles on the backs of our legs and our nipples. And we really, really enjoy plucking a stubborn ingrown hair. Getting that sucker out is, for some gross reason, such sweet satisfaction. I'm not hairy.. don't have crazy hairs... but I do shave my legs, pits and pussy often
4. When we’re in love, we smell your clothes or the pillow you were sleeping on when you’re not around. If you were to catch us doing this, we’d be mortified.Never did this, but I like smelling like him after sex.
5. We’ve all wished that we could be more open and casual about sex from time to time … maybe go to a swingers party, have a threesome or be a dirty stripper for a night, but with no emotional consequences. Not me.. I like surprising my guy
6. Deep down we really hope that your guy friends secretly want to sleep with us, and very often we will dress for them and subtly flirt just so they will. We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us. Aww hell fucks NO!!! WTH? My guy friends are friends because I DON'T want to fuck them.
7. We are not insulted in the slightest by those catcalls from construction workers, as long as they aren’t rude or nasty. It’s kind of flattering. We also like it when you get a little jealous, to a degree. Not in an irrational or psycho way, just a bit to show you’re protective and you care. Yeah, its a pick-me-up.
8. We regularly check in on what our exes are up to via Facebook, emails or texts. As long as we have the technology, they will never be fully out of our lives or minds. This doesn’t mean we still love them; we’re just curious. NO. I have friended a friend per his request that I did regretfully fuck. He is still my friend, I support his work since he is an artist.
9. When we have girls’ nights, we do bad things that you wouldn’t approve of like spill all of your embarrassing secrets, sneak cigarettes or other substances, and drink way more than we let on. Grinding with strangers at a club can also sometimes occur. Not me, I go out to bond with the girls and laugh out loud and talk shit about the men in our lives. I get real anti-man and don't want any rubbing up on me.
10. When you’re not around, we fart. The longer, the louder and the stinkier, the more enjoyable. I just fart, don't hold it in for no one. I am usually a lady though and squeeze them out silently as possible.
11. If you’re really hot or the sex is good, you can be a total idiot and we’ll still date you for a while. But we’ll never marry you. Brains and kindness will always trump sexiness when it comes to marriage material. I will never marry a guy with a small dick... hell no. I don't care how sweet and nice he is.
12. A lot of times we really like to have sex on the first date to determine whether the chemistry is there and we should have another date. Or sometimes we’re just plain horny and want to get laid. We hate being judged for it. I've done this a twice I can say I didn't care what he thought since I didn't like him enough to date him a second time.
13. We hate waxing our privates. Hate it, hate it, hate it. But, we like that when it’s cleaned up you go down on us more readily. In a perfect world, you would go down on us with regularity on naturally poofy pubes. Never wax my pussy, I shave it and I don't mind it. I like keeping my pussy soft and smooth at all times.
14. When a guy says he doesn’t want kids, it’s really a dealbreaker for almost every woman who is still of child-bearing years.
15. The majority of us don’t really care about how much money you have or make as long as you are kind and emotionally generous and work hard. Laziness and lack of motivation is inherently unsexy. Very unsexy!
16. A lot of us are fakers … when it comes to our love of sports and being outdoorsy. I never fake, I just don't participate.
17. We love flaws on guys. A little belly, gray hairs, even a receding hairline. It reminds us that we all have body issues and that we shouldn’t be so insecure or hard on ourselves. Being human is cool. But being whiny about your paunch or constantly fussing over your gray temples is as annoying as us always asking, “Does this make me look fat?” I don't consider those things "flaws".. but I agree .
18. During sex, we’re usually thinking about something other than you. A gross and pervy situation, another man, being dominated … who knows, but we always, always fantasize. It doesn’t mean we’re not sexually attracted to you, we just need the weird mental images to get us off. Never... not with my current guy. I am always in the moment WITH him, I also fantasize about him when I am alone.He is perfection to me-physically that is.
19. We don’t consider drunk kissing cheating, as long as we’re the ones doing the drunk kissing. We consider sex with another man cheating. WTF??? Aw hell no... any kissing is cheating, I don't do it, he better not either.
20. We cherish our independence and “me” time more than you’ll ever know. We say we miss you, but are often secretly glad you’re going so we can just totally relax and be ourselves. But we still love it when you come back. Yes.

I'm a huge fan of stereotyping people, and even I think this is pretty presumptuous

1 thing woman should know about men.................we don't CARE.

NDRU said:

I'm a huge fan of stereotyping people, and even I think this is pretty presumptuous

XxAxX said:

NDRU said:

I'm a huge fan of stereotyping people, and even I think this is pretty presumptuous

about that whole bikini waxing..shaving thing....which side of the fence are YOU on dear?

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

about that whole bikini waxing..shaving thing....i really think that waxing stuff hurts, don't you? mostly, i just shave. but once in a great while i'll throw an electrolysis party at my place and we'll all get together, zap hairs out of each other's backs and stuff, you know?

i can relate

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Graycap23 said:

1 thing woman should know about men.................we don't CARE.

CarrieMpls said:

I suppose a few of these I can relate to, but many are just plain not true.

And stupid.

joseph8 said:

CarrieMpls said:

I suppose a few of these I can relate to, but many are just plain not true.

And stupid.

Thank God! I would hate to think think that a woman who is supposed to be in love her man would be so secretive and feel so uncomfortable that she could not share some of those thoughts or feelings with him.

I mean otherwise, what's the fucking point? Let's just EVERYBODY have fuck buddies and skip the pretense of comitted relationships or marriage.

what if one person in the relationship doesn't want that?

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joseph8 said:

CarrieMpls said:

I suppose a few of these I can relate to, but many are just plain not true.

And stupid.

Thank God! I would hate to think think that a woman who is supposed to be in love her man would be so secretive and feel so uncomfortable that she could not share some of those thoughts or feelings with him.

I mean otherwise, what's the fucking point? Let's just EVERYBODY have fuck buddies and skip the pretense of comitted relationships or marriage.

XxAxX said:

a great majority of us sit down to pee

I didn't know that...!!

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

a great majority of us sit down to pee

I didn't know that...!!