During the party, he's a bit bored and decides to stir things up a bit.

He grabs the mic and announces to his guests that down in the garden

of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it.

He offers anything he owns to anyone who will swim across that pool.

The party continues for some time with no one accepting his offer, until suddenly there's a loud splash.

All the party guests run to the pool to see what has happened,

and in the pool a man is frantically swimming as hard as he can.

Fins come out of the water and jaws are snapping and the guy just keeps on going.

The sharks are gaining, but the guy manages to reach the end and he leaps out of the pool, soaked.

The millionaire grabs the mic and says, "I am a man of his word,

anything of mine I will give—-for you are the bravest man I have ever seen.

So, what will it be?" the millionaire asks.

The guy grabs the mic and says, "Why don't we start with the name of the person that pushed me in!"

That's what I'd ask for too.

I like that one!

HAPPY FRIDAY!

That's nothing. I once fell into an aquarium, lost my swim trunks, and had to hide behind a blowfish all night long.

Best party ever.

Steadwood said:

Steadwood - how are you? Long time no see - wonderful to see you on these threads again

Happy Friday Funkhoney!

but you know I would got for it. sharks are NOT all that interested in eating people. and I also happen to know that great whites is captivity do not do very well so they may not even care...

XxAxX said:

i don't get it....?

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

i don't get it....?

it's funny because the sharks pushed him in and the humans gets blamed

ohh ho. i see

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

it's funny because the sharks pushed him in and the humans gets blamed

ohh ho. i see. being it's friday, let me tell you one of my own...two elephants are in a tub. one elephant says to the other, "Please pass the soap"..the second elephant says "No soap...RADIO!!!:

RodeoSchro said:

That's nothing. I once fell into an aquarium, lost my swim trunks, and had to hide behind a blowfish all night long.

Best party ever.

eeewwwwww

you meant to make my mind go there, ON PURPOSE!!!

OnlyNDaUsa said:

but you know I would got for it. sharks are NOT all that interested in eating people. and I also happen to know that great whites is captivity do not do very well so they may not even care...

actually, I read an interesting article about them and how they choose their victims from afar and watch them and wait for the right moment. They AREN'T interested in people - other than the one they intend to eat They don't necessarily choose a person over another species, but sometimes for some reason they do it because they WANT to, not just because a person happened to be there in front of them.

http://dsc.discovery.com/...tacks.html

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/.../mapau.htm

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

ohh ho. i see. being it's friday, let me tell you one of my own...two elephants are in a tub. one elephant says to the other, "Please pass the soap"..the second elephant says "No soap...RADIO!!!:

i heard the second elephant shouted 'Piano!" and then when the first elephant passes the piano there's a huge wave that splashes over everything

well, regardless of the punchline, what could be funnier than two elephants in a tub??

ZombieKitten said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

but you know I would got for it. sharks are NOT all that interested in eating people. and I also happen to know that great whites is captivity do not do very well so they may not even care...

actually, I read an interesting article about them and how they choose their victims from afar and watch them and wait for the right moment. They AREN'T interested in people - other than the one they intend to eat They don't necessarily choose a person over another species, but sometimes for some reason they do it because they WANT to, not just because a person happened to be there in front of them.

http://dsc.discovery.com/...tacks.html

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/.../mapau.htm

nice links. I have read a bit on sharks years ago. And they may select a person but they are often dissipated in the results. We are too bony, they like big chunks of flesh and fat. Not a bag of bones.

Cute

OnlyNDaUsa said:

ZombieKitten said:

actually, I read an interesting article about them and how they choose their victims from afar and watch them and wait for the right moment. They AREN'T interested in people - other than the one they intend to eat They don't necessarily choose a person over another species, but sometimes for some reason they do it because they WANT to, not just because a person happened to be there in front of them.

http://dsc.discovery.com/...tacks.html

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/.../mapau.htm

nice links. I have read a bit on sharks years ago. And they may select a person but they are often dissipated in the results. We are too bony, they like big chunks of flesh and fat. Not a bag of bones.

Poor sharks don't even know that until it's too late!

I wonder if once a shark tries a human (and isn't impressed with the flavour) it would try and catch one again, or would it simply not remember? I heard they had poor memories.

ZombieKitten said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

nice links. I have read a bit on sharks years ago. And they may select a person but they are often dissipated in the results. We are too bony, they like big chunks of flesh and fat. Not a bag of bones.

Poor sharks don't even know that until it's too late!

I wonder if once a shark tries a human (and isn't impressed with the flavour) it would try and catch one again, or would it simply not remember? I heard they had poor memories.

i have also heard they have poor memories.

OnlyNDaUsa said:

ZombieKitten said:

Poor sharks don't even know that until it's too late!

I wonder if once a shark tries a human (and isn't impressed with the flavour) it would try and catch one again, or would it simply not remember? I heard they had poor memories.

i have also heard they have poor memories.

poor things