Do you have any turn-ons or offs that are out of the ordinary or just plain weird? Please share...

What inspired this is that I recently started seeing a slightly older woman. That in itself isn't a turn-off. I've done that before. However, she has a child. Not even that is a deal breaker because I don't see this getting serious. The turn-off is that her son is 18! Something about her having a grown child leaves me a little cold.

The smells at a car repair shop (grease?) turns me on.

Unfortunately sometimes the repair staff doesn't live up to what's goin on in my head.

By now, most people on the org should know my No.1 turn-off is biscuit feet.

If you're running around with those Barney Rubble/Pillsbury Dough Boy hot pockets attached to your ankles, I can't get with you no matter how fine you are

Ottensen said:

By now, most people on the org should know my No.1 turn-off is biscuit feet.

If you're running around with those Barney Rubble/Pillsbury Dough Boy hot pockets attached to your ankles, I can't get with you no matter how fine you are

You mean flip flops?

Men with long necks.

Cemetaries or very large gardens.

Man on man porn.

Men that are a bit androgenous.

These are all turn ons.

I am sure that there are more, but that is all for now. Just remembered today that as a child my first heart throbs were David Niven and Vincent Price (back in the 60's). This should have been taken as a sign of not being exactly in the middle of the bell curve.

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Deadflow3r said:

Men with long necks.

Cemetaries or very large gardens.

Man on man porn.

Men that are a bit androgenous.

I am sure that there are more, but that is all for now. Just remembered today that as a child my first heart throbs were David Niven and Vincent Price (back in the 60's). This should have been taken as a sign of not being exactly in the middle of the bell curve.

What turns me on:

- nice smells, either perfume/fragrance or body smell....preferrably a combination of both

- uninhibited, raw sexual appetite and curiousity

- dark hair...brunette or black....sometimes red or reddish-brown hair

- skirts....especially long ones

- legs

- boobs.....a certain shape, not necessarily size

- certain star signs ( I know it´s silly but hey, it is GD, right?)

- multilingual women

- intelligence

- strong women who know how to whoop someone´s ass

- outspoken women who don´t make a fool of themselves....rhetoric skills in general, witty women who don´t come across as smartasses

- certain types of shoes, including sneakers and flip flops

- pale skin in the winter, nice tan in the summer

- darker skin tone

- sometimes glasses

- sometimes fishnets...but not too slutty looking...the combination is key

- voice

- pretty feet

- sexy hands

- women who smoke weed in moderation

- use of words

- sexy women who can repair cars

- women who love the sea, the oceans, the beach , etc.

- adventurous, able to travel to unusual places without staying in a resort most of the time

- strong women

- women with a strong sense of justice

- women with a tight, sexy ass in jogging pants

- compassionate women

- women who like Mexican food, Japanese, Thai or Korean food, Turkish food, Italian food....sensual eaters

......and the list goes on and on.....I could go on for days.

Huge turn offs:

- certain star signs ( I know it is silly but hey, this is GD, right?)

- listens to Black Eyed Peas, Fergie, T-Pain, Akon, LilWayne, or some other trendy shit on the radio

- women who are easily seduced by surfers

- women who have a racial or national or cultural preference ....I understand a certain preference but when race and nationality are all that matters first and foremost, it´s a huge turn off for me

- women who are into soccer or soccer players or any other kind of baller

- cokeheads

- women with ugly feet

- women who drink too much

- women who smoke too much

- certain smells

- too much fat ( mostly bothers me in long time relationships )

- stupidity, ignorance

- too religious, too rightwing, too nationalistic, too racist...regardless of the religion, nation or race.

- too panicky, scared or worried people

- vain women who are too full of themselves

- women who either THINK they´re so hot that everybody wants to fuck them or who are really hot and play mindgames with people because of their hot looks.

- attention whores

- hypochonders

- weak women

- women with bad taste in men or who´ve slept with too many idiots before....huge turn off, no matter how hot they are

- women who don´t challenge me in some way

- women who´ve had sex with someone who wears Ed Hardy t-shirts

- women who are way too much into expensive cars ( I used to drive luxury cars in the past)

- women who don´t like the sea

- women who feel too much "schadenfreude"

- envious women

- jealous women

- women who like Bruce Willis

.....I could go on for days and won´t even mention some things because I don´t want to offend anybody.

Weakness is a total turn off... I dont really mean physical, but mental...

Well, muscles are HOT!

KoolEaze said:

Huge turn offs:

- women who are easily seduced by surfers

so random!

And qualifies for the thread as "weird".

this hasn't happened in some time

but watching an attractive woman

look over selections on a jukebox

especially if shes dancing a bit as she does it

i like when a guy has his own smell, like not neccesary a fragerence or anything but his own smell, like maybe what his house smells like? i don't know

Part II, huge turn offs:

- women who make too much noise while eating potato chips

- women who go to the "wrong" kind of clubs

- women who focus too much on their nails

- women who drive a BMW ...but I must admit it depends on the woman sometimes

- women who think that Barack Obama is a socialist, communist, fascist Arab Muslim with an African birth certificate

- women who wear a crucifix while having sex...must be the vampire in me

- women who wear soccer sneakers or retro sneakers that are based on some soccer sneaker

- naturally dark haired or brunette women who dye their hair blond

- women who are Bon Jovi fans

- women who are Motley Crew fans

- women who constantly use the term "nigger" and have a problem when I have a problem with that.

- women who somehow think that their culture or nation or religion is superior

- women who don´t wash their hands very often

....as I said, I could go on and on.

KoolEaze said:

Part II, huge turn offs:

- women who make too much noise while eating potato chips

- women who go to the "wrong" kind of clubs

- women who focus too much on their nails

- women who drive a BMW ...but I must admit it depends on the woman sometimes

- women who think that Barack Obama is a socialist, communist, fascist Arab Muslim with an African birth certificate

- women who wear a crucifix while having sex...must be the vampire in me

- women who wear soccer sneakers or retro sneakers that are based on some soccer sneaker

- naturally dark haired or brunette women who dye their hair blond

- women who are Bon Jovi fans

- women who are Motley Crew fans

- women who constantly use the term "nigger" and have a problem when I have a problem with that.

- women who somehow think that their culture or nation or religion is superior

- women who don´t wash their hands very often

....as I said, I could go on and on.

CarrieMpls said:

KoolEaze said:

Huge turn offs:

- women who are easily seduced by surfers

so random!

And qualifies for the thread as "weird".

Right? But I also have a huge problem with women who find Bruce Willis sexy.

KoolEaze said:

Huge turn offs:

- listens to Black Eyed Peas, Fergie, T-Pain, Akon, LilWayne, or some other trendy shit on the radio

- women who are into soccer or soccer players or any other kind of baller

- women who smoke too much

- stupidity, ignorance

- too religious, too rightwing, too nationalistic, too racist...regardless of the religion, nation or race.

- too panicky, scared or worried people

- women who either THINK they´re so hot that everybody wants to fuck them or who are really hot and play mindgames with people because of their hot looks.

- attention whores

- weak women

- women who´ve had sex with someone who wears Ed Hardy t-shirts

- women who are way too much into expensive cars ( I used to drive luxury cars in the past)

- women who feel too much "schadenfreude"

- women who like Bruce Willis

.....I could go on for days and won´t even mention some things because I don´t want to offend anybody.

God, I hate that Ed Hardy shit... What a shame for us french people (the boss, Christian Audigier is french), infecting the whole world with such bad taste!!!

Something about a man who knows how to drive a stick shift manual transmission vehicle is a major turn on for me. Once I find out that piece of information, the panties immediately get wet.

I know how to drive a manual transmission myself and to me a man who took the time to learn how to drive a manual transmission tells me that he has iniative and ambition.

missfee said:

Something about a man who knows how to drive a stick shift manual transmission vehicle is a major turn on for me. Once I find out that piece of information, the panties immediately get wet.

I know how to drive a manual transmission myself and to me a man who took the time to learn how to drive a manual transmission tells me that he has iniative and ambition.

Did I mention that I drive a manual transmission very well?

missfee said:

Something about a man who knows how to drive a stick shift manual transmission vehicle is a major turn on for me. Once I find out that piece of information, the panties immediately get wet.

I know how to drive a manual transmission myself and to me a man who took the time to learn how to drive a manual transmission tells me that he has iniative and ambition.

I can't think of anything "weird" as a turn on or turn off. All seem perfectly logical to me.

Boots. I don't like them. Haven't met a pair that I liked on a woman. Don't know why.

Flo-Jo nails - disgusting

BATs(Busted-Ass Toes)

FauxReal said:

Boots. I don't like them. Haven't met a pair that I liked on a woman. Don't know why.

even sexy thigh high ones?

with a short, age appropriate skirt?

sweet said:

FauxReal said:

Boots. I don't like them. Haven't met a pair that I liked on a woman. Don't know why.

even sexy thigh high ones?

with a short, age appropriate skirt?

Nah, I'm just not into them. Which is probably weird.

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Actually, a guy that is a gym rat...always working on his body is a huge turn off. Big muscles are a turn off.

A normal fit body is hot, this is not.

sweet said:

FauxReal said:

Boots. I don't like them. Haven't met a pair that I liked on a woman. Don't know why.

even sexy thigh high ones?

with a short, age appropriate skirt?

A turn on is an older 45+ woman in an extremly short skirt

KoolEaze said:

Ottensen said:

By now, most people on the org should know my No.1 turn-off is biscuit feet.

If you're running around with those Barney Rubble/Pillsbury Dough Boy hot pockets attached to your ankles, I can't get with you no matter how fine you are

You mean flip flops?

Nein. brötchenfüsse.

Ottensen said:

KoolEaze said:

You mean flip flops?

Nein. brötchenfüsse.

Ahhhhh, okay, I get it. You mean like the Incredible Hulk?

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