turn-off: making lists and taking yourself far too seriously
turn-on: a sense of humour and an open mind Prince M&M people are as mad as a bag of sparrows. Fact. | |
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Oh come on, you´re the exception to the rule...you know you could make earthquake and hurricane sounds while eating or chewing and I´d still find you sexy. I really like you a lot for so many different reasons. Plus you´re a good photographer. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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What happened to the word WEIRD????
I don't see anything weird about being turned off by cheap ass people. Now if you told me that you were at a bar and watched someone buy drink after drink and keep stiffing the bartender and you got totally turned on by that, now THAT my friend is weird.
Another orger commented on beiing turned off by the use of the word ni@@er. What is weird aboout that? If however someone came on here and said that nothing turns them on more then having a pretty white woman call them the N word over and over again , well that is too weird.
Weird is when it makes no sense at all and defies logic or you know that most others would find what you are attracted to very unattractive.
Dita Von Teese got letters from her fans that were weird. One of them was from a man who got completely turned on by a beautiful woman littering. If a woman would walk down the street, pop a piece of gum into her mouth and then throw the rapper on the ground that would be a total turn on for this man. Now we are talking weird. There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin. | |
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Here are some of my turn offs that I think are weird because I can not get passed them.
If a guy has a short or thick neck If a guy has paper thin lips If they are very large boned
I can be a friend, I can love them, but I can not get myself to think of them as sexually attractive. Overly hairy men the same. They may be nice guys and all and very clean, but I don't want to see them naked. EVER. But I will be their friend. There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin. | |
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The thread says "weird turn ons/offs" but some people are putting their normal turn ons and offs.. okay. Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
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That's why I didn't mention shoes and hats. Nothin' weird about them. | |
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Turn offs...
Hair growing on the back of a mans neck...
Eye poop..
bad breath..
Long nails on a man..
~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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"You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD | |
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Never heard it called that before. | |
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Ive called it that since I was a kid... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Turn Offs - Long nails on guys. It really grosses me out. - Ugly feet; if you have hideous feet, I do not want to be anywhere near you. - Perfectly straight teeth. I dig a little imperfection. - Super muscular dudes. Ew. - Blue eyes. No. No. No.
Turn Ons - Neck Tattoos. A brotha with a neck tattoo equals instant wet panties. - Long hair or BIG afro puffs. Hands it that shit allllll dayyyyy. - Imperfect teeth. Not like, a jacked up grill piece, but something sexy like Dolla (RIP) below is a huge turn on to me.
I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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Ding! Ding! Ding! And we have a winner! | |
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Wierd turn ons:
* Seeing a person who usually wears eyeglasses take them off. * Seeing a person genuinely lost in uncontrollable laughter. * Women who master techniques -- e.g. certain musical instruments, power tools or the martial arts -- often attributed to maleness. * LOTS of body hair... but only on men. It's mega sexist, I know, but I think women should be smooth. * Women with just the right smell. A good-smelling person is something most people appreciate -- and many women do smell fine -- but a noticeably good-smelling woman is particularly captivating to me, maybe because 1) I'm nearly only into men; and 2) I don't generally like most women's fragrances as they're WAY too floral or fruity. When a woman wears a scent that is just right, though... Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Most women LOVE a man with blue eyes; I guess I'm the oddball out. I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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Well, it makes sense that some people wouldn't like a certain color, because as you said, some people DO like certain colors (personally, I just like eyes with depth - hard to explain but I know it when I see it). I'd just never heard it expressed as a turn off before. So for me, that definitely sounded weird. Plus... I have beautiful blue eyes. | |
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Are blue eyes really a turn off? I frankly just don't notice them anymore... unless they're on a person of some darker ethnicity.
Green or grey eyes, though, I notice on nearly anyone -- and they are a turn on! [Edited 1/8/11 17:42pm] Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Well, I don't think they are. I was just calling Acrylic weird. | |
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For me, they are. For most, no.
I've seen black guys with greenish-hazel eyes, and that's kinda hot, but other than that, I am deeply attracted to men with dark eyes. I love looking into someone's eyes, and the darker they are, I feel like I get lost in them. Blue eyes give me the opposite feeling. It's just the strange way my mind works. I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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You´re right , some of the things I mentioned are not really that weird....but then again, I really had a hard time trying to explain to that girl why her constant use of the word ni...er bothered me a lot and why it was a huge turn off. But I understand your point.
How is this for weirdness......German music TV channel VIVA´s VJ Gülcan Karahanci-Kamps once had a hardcore fan who would constantly send her e-mails, telling her how much he adored her feet and his biggest turn-on was to see her destroy a toy train with her feet. After weeks of begging, she finally gave in and destroyed the toy train during a live broadcast. Here´s a video:
" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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My weird turn ons: short guys, bald guys (like Howie Mandel), men with long hair past shoulders, feminine looking asian men, men with perms, men who are metrosexual, baby-faced. Weird Turn offs: guys who are big-boned or very muscular. | |
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I can relate to that.
I love long appendages (long neck, long arms, long legs) on medium-sized men (5'8" - 5'10", and like 150-175 lbs). I guess that could be considered weird. And muscles (or the desire to seriously train and develop them) is a requirement, lol.
"You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
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I cannot watch the clip right now, but I never heard about that . I didn't even know she goes by that double-name since her marrigae . I just heard Sonja Kraus (Pro7) mention several times that she always gets letters from men who are fascinated by her feet . With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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I thought of another turn off..
neck tattoos... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Yup. That's close. Here's an even better example. | |
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I don't know if this counts as weird:
Turn offs: Any women that have been with Bobby Brown, Bruce Willis, any body from the Jersey Shore TV show, or any other douche bag. Any woman who wear boxy, men cut/styled clothing. Any woman who wont purify themselves in the water of Lake Minnetonka.
Turn ons: Women with the screen name: KidaDynamite 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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Thank you! I can´t stand Bruce Willis ( and I think I also mentioned that in my turn-off list).
" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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Turn offs: Fake boobs, women with short hair, shaved va-jay-jays, tattoos on women, and women who say stupid shit trying to be cute (one example: my wife used to call Dr Pepper "Dr Pecker". She said it in a "sexy" voice and it always pissed me off!)
Turn ons: Sports knowledge, full lips, raspy voices (Gladys knight, Stevie Nicks, Demi Moore), and distinct voices (Jennifer Tilly and Fran Drescher--yes, Fran! Damn that voice is hot!)
Oh Mr. Sheffield! She has robes and she has monkeys, lazy diamond studded flunkies.... | |
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Amen to all of that! | |
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For men.... hmm.....
Turn offs:
Boston/New England (?) accents - (Sorry.) Long fingernails (Fuck no!) No neck (Esther Rolle in the house!) Arched eyebrows (A little trim wouldn't hurt.) Pretty motherfuckers (Like Andre Cymone or that guy from Shalamar. The guys who look better than I do when made up. ) Whispery and/or creepy voices Stoners laugh (That shit gets annoying after hearing it the third time. ) Disproportioned bodies (Esp. short torso, long ass legs. )
Turn ons:
Lack of tattoos (It's like a rare occasion to see inkless specimens.) Juicers and the like (Muscular mofos with the veins who look like they will spontaneously combust in the heat. And they have tans too. Not a good look, mane!)
I guess that's it. I can't think of anything now....
[Edited 1/10/11 1:27am] When all else fails, blame Obama...and McNabb! | |
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