SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

Um...since when is Hill Harper a marriage counselor? Shit I need to hurry and write my book cuz him and Steve Harvey aint sayin' shit I haven't said a thousand times before.

Basically he just sat there and watched Peter and Cynthia go at each other. Did y'all hear Peter's accent slip out when he said he didn't want to come home to 'this" anymore?

At least Hill is VERY educated, went to Harvard Law with Obama, and has other degrees. So I'm inclined to at least listen to his ass vs. that clown. BUT it was tacky of him to hawk his book during their session and ummm, how much he know about relationships considering he ain't neva jumped the broom or, from what I can tell, ain't been in LONG term relationship. On second thought, Hill need to sit down too.

sho nuff he need to sit down. Jus cuz you got a law degree and masters in public admin don't mean you know shit about how to make or save a marriage. I'm tryna ascertain if he even like girls. I don't think I've even seen him deep throat a chick on film.

SCNDLS said:

The graduation was lovely! I'm so glad to FINALLY see a reality tv family that actually values education and not just getting by cuz you're cute and rich. Fuck the Hiltons!

Also, I loved that Mauricio's mother was very attractive AND quite accomplished in her own right. Them muhhfuckas are the bomb from top to bottom.

When the camera first caught Mauricio's mother while she was hugging everybody hello I had to do a double take. Dr. Estella looks damn good for her age (with her 59 Post-Doctorates )

It was also a relief to see that not only do Mauricio & Kyle have their values in place, but her ex-husband is right on track too and they all have a healthy relationship. You can see all their efforts turned out to make Farrah a really well-adjusted young lady.

...and in other news...Mauricio is a fine ass man, good lawd.

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

The graduation was lovely! I'm so glad to FINALLY see a reality tv family that actually values education and not just getting by cuz you're cute and rich. Fuck the Hiltons!

Also, I loved that Mauricio's mother was very attractive AND quite accomplished in her own right. Them muhhfuckas are the bomb from top to bottom.

When the camera first caught Mauricio's mother while she was hugging everybody hello I had to do a double take. Dr. Estella looks damn good for her age (with her 59 Post-Doctorates )

It was also a relief to see that not only do Mauricio & Kyle have their values in place, but her ex-husband is right on track too and they all have a healthy relationship. You can see all their efforts turned out to make Farrah a really well-adjusted young lady.

...and in other news...Mauricio is a fine ass man, good lawd.

I was loving how the ex was hugging an' kissing everybody including Mauricio and when Mauricio spoke about his love for Farrah.

So, when Kathy Hilton and her ho brigade decided it was more important to go to Cannes that attend Farrah's graduation I was pissed, but not surprised. You BEEN knowing about this shit. And as annoying as Kim is even her kids seem really sweet and focused. While Kathy's kids, mainly Paris, ain't done shit but show their asses (literally) and get arrested. Farrah's 21 and has accomplished more than Paris 30 year old ass. Them Hilton's ain't shit.

SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

When the camera first caught Mauricio's mother while she was hugging everybody hello I had to do a double take. Dr. Estella looks damn good for her age (with her 59 Post-Doctorates )

It was also a relief to see that not only do Mauricio & Kyle have their values in place, but her ex-husband is right on track too and they all have a healthy relationship. You can see all their efforts turned out to make Farrah a really well-adjusted young lady.

...and in other news...Mauricio is a fine ass man, good lawd.

I was loving how the ex was hugging an' kissing everybody including Mauricio and when Mauricio spoke about his love for Farrah.

So, when Kathy Hilton and her ho brigade decided it was more important to go to Cannes that attend Farrah's graduation I was pissed, but not surprised. You BEEN knowing about this shit. And as annoying as Kim is even her kids seem really sweet and focused. While Kathy's kids, mainly Paris, ain't done shit but show their asses (literally) and get arrested. Farrah's 21 and has accomplished more than Paris 30 year old ass. Them Hilton's ain't shit.

Did Paris get a high school diploma or a GED? For some reason I thought I read or heard she had a GED. The other Hilton clan's excuse for not coming sounded so lame. They didn't want to appear on camera with their "poorer" relations.

SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

When the camera first caught Mauricio's mother while she was hugging everybody hello I had to do a double take. Dr. Estella looks damn good for her age (with her 59 Post-Doctorates )

It was also a relief to see that not only do Mauricio & Kyle have their values in place, but her ex-husband is right on track too and they all have a healthy relationship. You can see all their efforts turned out to make Farrah a really well-adjusted young lady.

...and in other news...Mauricio is a fine ass man, good lawd.

I was loving how the ex was hugging an' kissing everybody including Mauricio and when Mauricio spoke about his love for Farrah.

So, when Kathy Hilton and her ho brigade decided it was more important to go to Cannes that attend Farrah's graduation I was pissed, but not surprised. You BEEN knowing about this shit. And as annoying as Kim is even her kids seem really sweet and focused. While Kathy's kids, mainly Paris, ain't done shit but show their asses (literally) and get arrested. Farrah's 21 and has accomplished more than Paris 30 year old ass. Them Hilton's ain't shit.

PREACH!!

*big cheesy grin* NeNe you awful awful lady...drrrramaaa!! Kim is so boiling over. I'm terrible for smiling but my goodness....now I understand partially why things popped off on that bus so suddenly. Kim is cracking me up with those shots, though. And once again-- I wish I could ask Kandi if she regrets bringing Kim on her promotion tour. She could have done that by herself. I thought she learned the first time about lending helping hands... You know that nut ain't gonna work for JACK! Ol' smelly diva...lol. Give her a bag of lettuce so she can stop griping about the BBQ joint! Just nyeh nyeh nyeh all the time...GOD.

Sweetie--No words for her. I'm going to slap her myself with her smelly attitude on one hand, and then being a fetching dog the next. It's like a HUGE wake up call to see how their relationship really is.

Peter and Cynthia-- Holy holy HOLY. HOLY HOLY HOLY! WOO! He closes Uptown, then has the nerve to get smelly with her about where the money is going to come from. But what I don't really like is how they both put every red cent into it. Then they blow up, then it's kissy and make up. They are NOT getting married. At least I don't think so. It IS a red flag, though....NeNe has a point on that. Money and marriage can get messy, fast...

*Watching it pop off over Sweety and Kandi* She picked the wrong chick. Get it Kandi! UNFFH. And I'll tell you what's up Kandi's ass--the monkey with the wig on and her pooper scooper. BAM!

No comment on Phaedra right now. She's Martha Stewart with an actual valid point about motherhood. Alright now, get it Phaedra. You get a pass for right now.

Kandi hit it right on the nail about NeNe and Kim. They seem to get along for so long until someone says something. And both of them are just as sensitive and jealous....that's why it's the Kim and NeNe show, LOL. I'm gonna hit my head on the desk, though. Is Derek REALLY bringing up that damn bus thing again. UGH. Let it go and get back to doin' hurrr, damn it.

NeNe saying "I'm a good friend" is a foreshadower...lol. I love how Sweetie gave her the temp stink eye for a minute. I'm kinda tired of NeNe being so negative, though. Po' Kandi...all up in the Kim and NeNe show... She really can't sing, though. But hey...make that money while you can.

O_o but she just went "whoOAAOOOAooooAOOOaoooo" and my head hurts, lol. Good GOD. Lordy bagordy these wimminz crack me up. I'm only 25 and I have better sense than some of them...

3..2...FIGHT! Oh NeNe...shaddup!! Don't start....and she does...#-o WTF...I love her but she's "going there" and she didn't have to say a thing. Poor Kandi. She was right, though. Ohmigod. Love you NeNe but--

wait hold on did Kim just say it's her tour?

Bitch. Sit down. Ain't nobody jealous of your howling azz. You're just as angry because NeNe is judging you right now. Woo. Kandi, kick them both off the bus! It's going to be interesting to see the bus party clash with the van party. Haha Kim...."I knew our friendship was over...never again". BULL. Just like her saying she doesn't feel safe around her. She's such a diva...and a weak one.

I want to see more of this RIGHT NOW. GOD. FINALLY THE DRAMA!

MEANWHILE; BACK AT THE BEVERLY HILLS RANCH:

Camille is starting to get her ducks in a row with the press. Just before they aired last weeks episode with Kelsey leaving her (and her kids magically showing up to be filmed to show her as loving, hands-on mom), she arranged an interview with Howard Stern...and manages to plant it into the public consciousness that Kelsey is a cross-dressing impotent who rarely slept with her during their marriage, leaving her emotionally alienated and tampering with her self-image.

..um...if that's true, the b**tch, why did you stay?

...actually, I can think of a hundred million reasons why.

Anyhoo, here's part 2 out of a 5-parter:

[Edited 1/17/11 8:28am]

LadyLuvSexxy said:

Peter and Cynthia-- Holy holy HOLY. HOLY HOLY HOLY! WOO! He closes Uptown, then has the nerve to get smelly with her about where the money is going to come from. But what I don't really like is how they both put every red cent into it. Then they blow up, then it's kissy and make up. They are NOT getting married. At least I don't think so. It IS a red flag, though....NeNe has a point on that. Money and marriage can get messy, fast...

Honey where you been? They did get married. Now as far as how it's going to last.... You can go to essence.com and they have a picture of Cynthia and Peter on their wedding day and will have more pics from the wedding posted on their site in Feb.

Why does Wikipedia keep saying Kim is 42 born May,1968 and she keeps saying she's 32? Who's right?

Cedric, get some motherfucking therapy.

Next.

I'm posting as I'm watching ATL right now and I'm tripping cuz Peter TOLD Cynthia Uptown closed. Really, WTF??? If I put my dough up I'd be involved every step of the way. So she just blindly gave this dude her life's savings and let him piss it all away. She ain't got nobody to blame but herself.

missfee said:

LadyLuvSexxy said:

Peter and Cynthia-- Holy holy HOLY. HOLY HOLY HOLY! WOO! He closes Uptown, then has the nerve to get smelly with her about where the money is going to come from. But what I don't really like is how they both put every red cent into it. Then they blow up, then it's kissy and make up. They are NOT getting married. At least I don't think so. It IS a red flag, though....NeNe has a point on that. Money and marriage can get messy, fast...

Honey where you been? They did get married. Now as far as how it's going to last.... You can go to essence.com and they have a picture of Cynthia and Peter on their wedding day and will have more pics from the wedding posted on their site in Feb.

I've been living my live and enjoying the entertainment. I do not keep up with these people like that. I did not know they got married. They probably shouldn't have, but that's just me. More power to them.

[Edited 1/17/11 11:48am]

SCNDLS said:

I'm posting as I'm watching ATL right now and I'm tripping cuz Peter TOLD Cynthia Uptown closed. Really, WTF??? If I put my dough up I'd be involved every step of the way. So she just blindly gave this dude her life's savings and let him piss it all away. She ain't got nobody to blame but herself.

What? Wait....I just started watchin' and I'm not that far yet! I cannot believe she was not involved in the decision making processes of this place when she's half partner. F**k that "he's an island man" B.S. !

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

I'm posting as I'm watching ATL right now and I'm tripping cuz Peter TOLD Cynthia Uptown closed. Really, WTF??? If I put my dough up I'd be involved every step of the way. So she just blindly gave this dude her life's savings and let him piss it all away. She ain't got nobody to blame but herself.

What? Wait....I just started watchin' and I'm not that far yet! I cannot believe she was not involved in the decision making processes of this place when she's half partner. F**k that "he's an island man" B.S. !

The thing is, I think she gave him the money after he already had the business. So, rather than handle it like a REAL business and legally BUY into the restaurant, she just gave him a personal check thinking that gives her rights as a partner, which it don't. That's why she was wanting her money back in the last ep. Hell, she can't even take a tax writeoff on the failing business cuz she wasn't a legal partner. Wow.

Why Sheree's kids don't like her?

Damn, Apollow is a REAL himbo.

Why the hell Sweetie's pants dont fit and why she look like Aunt Jemima wit that damn kerchief on her head???

How much ya'll wanna bet 11 Alive fired Nene after this shit aired???

DonJuan when Nene was praying: Is this a real prayer???

[Edited 1/17/11 12:26pm]

LadyLuvSexxy said:

missfee said:

Honey where you been? They did get married. Now as far as how it's going to last.... You can go to essence.com and they have a picture of Cynthia and Peter on their wedding day and will have more pics from the wedding posted on their site in Feb.

I've been living my live and enjoying the entertainment. I do not keep up with these people like that. I did not know they got married. They probably shouldn't have, but that's just me. More power to them.

[Edited 1/17/11 11:48am]

Hmm I don't know if you took my post a little too much to heart or anything because I wasn't getting smart or being sarcastic....but anywho, I'm not going to say that they shouldn't have gotten married because none of us know what is really going on with their lives behind closed doors..only what is being shown on television, so therefore, I wish them the best and hope their marriage does last.

SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

What? Wait....I just started watchin' and I'm not that far yet! I cannot believe she was not involved in the decision making processes of this place when she's half partner. F**k that "he's an island man" B.S. !

The thing is, I think she gave him the money after he already had the business. So, rather than handle it like a REAL business and legally BUY into the restaurant, she just gave him a personal check thinking that gives her rights as a partner, which it don't. That's why she was wanting her money back in the last ep. Hell, she can't even take a tax writeoff on the failing business cuz she wasn't a legal partner. Wow.

Why Sheree's kids don't like her?

Damn, Apollow is a REAL himbo.

Why the hell Sweetie's pants dont fit and why she look like Aunt Jemima wit that damn kerchief on her head???

How much ya'll wanna bet 11 Alive fired Nene after this shit aired???

DonJuan when Nene was praying: Is this a real prayer???

[Edited 1/17/11 12:26pm]

Chile, I was thinking the same exact thing when I saw that mess on her head!!!! And it looks like she needs to take that money Kim giving her and use it to get them braids redone or either taken out instead of getting her nails done.

But honestly, Kandi is starting to really irritate me with her complaints about Kim and Sweetie getting on her nerves. Umm really Kandi, you didn't have to have Kim on your tour but you chose to anyway, so you just need to deal with it sweetheart. And plus can you stop throwing it around that you got a grammy please???? Didn't "No Scrubs" come out back in '99? Yeah okay. And Kandi needs a new hairstylist (and producer) as well.

I was wondering if NeNe got fired too because if you notice in the middle of her and Kim's argument on the bus, NeNe was talking about 11 Alive in the past tense????

I know that was hilarious when Don Juan said that!!!! I was like

But I wonder who Sheree is talking about being ungrateful next week...?????

now I know that alot of this stuff is creatd bythe producers but it doesnt look as fake as that instigated fight between Nene and Kim. That was so planned and stupid- Nene was definitely told to go there and act a fool on that bus. Otherwise, she really had no reason too- I don't think that she would even stoop so low as to tear up Kim's efforts at making some cash for her family.

It is obvious that both Kim and Kandi are desperately doing their music thing- using each other and the ridiculous drama. I mean she's cramped up in a tour bus with 10 other people (y'all saw all those men in the bbq joint) touring hair salons and strip malls and eatin at roadside greasy spoons. Part of it is the drama of it all and the other part is the desperation.... Even Nene wouldnt act up like that- telling that girl she's second rate and trash...

Cynthia Bailey

Good Riddance!

Cynthia was relieved Uptown closed even if it made planning the wedding a challenge.

Kandi Burruss

Cabin Fever

Kandi talks about the tour and dishes about all drama on the bus.

So, 11 Alive paid Nene with flowers. Damn! And they felt the need to clarify that shit on tv, like, "Don't get it twisted we ain't paying this illiterate sasquatch NATHAN!"

SCNDLS said:

So, 11 Alive paid Nene with flowers. Damn! And they felt the need to clarify that shit on tv, like, "Don't get it twisted we ain't paying this illiterate sasquatch NATHAN!"

With flowers...they paid her with flowers to do a Jermaine Dupri interview??? I'm really speechless on this one.

SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

What? Wait....I just started watchin' and I'm not that far yet! I cannot believe she was not involved in the decision making processes of this place when she's half partner. F**k that "he's an island man" B.S. !

The thing is, I think she gave him the money after he already had the business. So, rather than handle it like a REAL business and legally BUY into the restaurant, she just gave him a personal check thinking that gives her rights as a partner, which it don't. That's why she was wanting her money back in the last ep. Hell, she can't even take a tax writeoff on the failing business cuz she wasn't a legal partner. Wow.

Why Sheree's kids don't like her?

Damn, Apollow is a REAL himbo.

Why the hell Sweetie's pants dont fit and why she look like Aunt Jemima wit that damn kerchief on her head???

How much ya'll wanna bet 11 Alive fired Nene after this shit aired???

DonJuan when Nene was praying: Is this a real prayer???

[Edited 1/17/11 12:26pm]

I was wondering if anyone else caught this! Her daughter, when Sheree asked if she was going to miss her while she was away, looked like she was thinking, "Bitch, please!" And her son wasn't much better with his hesitation.

Cause she is or wanna be, obviously what with the way she allows Kim to treat her like she house nugga/field hand.

SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

What? Wait....I just started watchin' and I'm not that far yet! I cannot believe she was not involved in the decision making processes of this place when she's half partner. F**k that "he's an island man" B.S. !

The thing is, I think she gave him the money after he already had the business. So, rather than handle it like a REAL business and legally BUY into the restaurant, she just gave him a personal check thinking that gives her rights as a partner, which it don't. That's why she was wanting her money back in the last ep. Hell, she can't even take a tax writeoff on the failing business cuz she wasn't a legal partner. Wow.

Why Sheree's kids don't like her?

Damn, Apollow is a REAL himbo.

Why the hell Sweetie's pants dont fit and why she look like Aunt Jemima wit that damn kerchief on her head???

How much ya'll wanna bet 11 Alive fired Nene after this shit aired???

DonJuan when Nene was praying: Is this a real prayer???

[Edited 1/17/11 12:26pm]

I said the same thing She never has on clothes that fit her properly

Ima fastforward all that ish and go skrait to the bus fight!

Nene Nene my Nene....

What the hell wrong with the woman? She got mo hateration than a tea bagger on MLK day!

She actually told Kim that she better be glad Kandi came up with that beat or she wouldn't have a hit (paraphrase) and then she had to call Kim out during her interview with Jermaine Dupri and reference her age? Sorry but that child is obviously jealous of Kim's success and continued working relationship with Kandi.

I'm lookin' at Nene like "bitch you had your chance and you blew it with Kandi!"

And this heffa still threatening to choke people?

It's getting harder to like her. I never thought I'd like Kim but an honest ho is an honest ho and she working her whory all the way to the bank.

Kandi and nem was grubbin on that swine! Ooh wee deh wuz hungry as hell.

Um....WTF up with Sweetie? She always looking tired and wore out and she sho nuff sniff Kim's ass like there's biscuits in it! Nene said on Andy's show that Poppa and Kim had called Sweetie a black bitch. Oh hell nah I'd be slicing mofos over that! Do they know her to be calling her a black bitch? She cool wit dat?

This is why I wish RHOA would be two hours long sometimes. I want to know who Sheree is talking about, too. I mean....wow...drama drama drama, finally and I'm all out of popcorn but dying for more. This is better than the soaps to me.

The whole issue with Sweetie has been brewing in my head for a minute, though. When I first saw her, I was like "okay she's an assistant with her own mind. She's not some flunkie". It just seems like as time went by, she became far less of an opinionated woman and more of a fetching lady. Wine in the morning, get this, do that....to the extreme! Maybe it pays well because I would have whooped Kim by now. Just sat on her and bopped her with a nerf bat. that "Sweetieeeeeeeeee" call of hers gets on my nerves.

bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:

The thing is, I think she gave him the money after he already had the business. So, rather than handle it like a REAL business and legally BUY into the restaurant, she just gave him a personal check thinking that gives her rights as a partner, which it don't. That's why she was wanting her money back in the last ep. Hell, she can't even take a tax writeoff on the failing business cuz she wasn't a legal partner. Wow.

Why Sheree's kids don't like her?

Damn, Apollow is a REAL himbo.

Why the hell Sweetie's pants dont fit and why she look like Aunt Jemima wit that damn kerchief on her head???

How much ya'll wanna bet 11 Alive fired Nene after this shit aired???

DonJuan when Nene was praying: Is this a real prayer???

[Edited 1/17/11 12:26pm]

I said the same thing She never has on clothes that fit her properly

That's cuz she's built like a linebacker! If she ease up on them roids she might fit into her clothes a little more properly.

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

The thing is, I think she gave him the money after he already had the business. So, rather than handle it like a REAL business and legally BUY into the restaurant, she just gave him a personal check thinking that gives her rights as a partner, which it don't. That's why she was wanting her money back in the last ep. Hell, she can't even take a tax writeoff on the failing business cuz she wasn't a legal partner. Wow.

Why Sheree's kids don't like her?

Damn, Apollow is a REAL himbo.

Why the hell Sweetie's pants dont fit and why she look like Aunt Jemima wit that damn kerchief on her head???

How much ya'll wanna bet 11 Alive fired Nene after this shit aired???

DonJuan when Nene was praying: Is this a real prayer???

[Edited 1/17/11 12:26pm]

I was wondering if anyone else caught this! Her daughter, when Sheree asked if she was going to miss her while she was away, looked like she was thinking, "Bitch, please!" And her son wasn't much better with his hesitation.

Cause she is or wanna be, obviously what with the way she allows Kim to treat her like she house nugga/field hand.

Girl her kids were like, "Bitch, tear yo ass!"

Between Sheree and ole Bob's ass, I wonder where them Whitfield kids is getting love and attention from.

I see Kim doting on her children like their the last meal ticket on earth and Nene adores little Greg.

I guess when you're out shopping without a budget, trying to be a chitterling circuit oscar nominee, and buying soon to be repoed Aston Martin's you don't have much time for motherly love.

missfee said:

SCNDLS said:

So, 11 Alive paid Nene with flowers. Damn! And they felt the need to clarify that shit on tv, like, "Don't get it twisted we ain't paying this illiterate sasquatch NATHAN!"

With flowers...they paid her with flowers to do a Jermaine Dupri interview??? I'm really speechless on this one.

Knowing this now, makes Nene hollin' and crowin' about her JOB even more ridiculous and comical, don't it???

This is a prime example of how editing DOES impact what we're seeing. Think about all those scenes in previous eps when she was at the station or talking about her "job" when in reality she wasn't getting paid. I pray to the baby Jesus somebody brings this shit up at the reunion show.

I'm kinda sad for Nene that she's not getting paid. She and Greg need every dollar they can get.