*watching RHOA* Help me Lord... Phaedra and her self-absorbed self talking about the sacrifices for her baby...like it's a chore. It's just starting, and I'm already yelling at the TV "A BABY IS NOT AN ACCESSORY!!"

I know I'll be editing this later.

Kim's ugly old self-absorbed gift for Kandi was a mess. I said it looked cheap (price-wise) before she said it was "hookerish". Good Lord. I guess she thought the red streaks would fit in with Kandi's love for red hair already. Pshhh....

LOL...Kim and Dwight arguing over this baby at Kandi's party. Loving how he just excused himself for another drink. It's a tired argument, though. The investment over this baby should be over. It's not even interesting anymore... It's a scandal and everyone is covering for it. The doc has broken the news we all know--40 weeks. She looked like she was ready to pop. Her "dcotors with theories" were all wrong. Long story short, she more than likely broke her "momma's rule" and went on ahead and got married to cover her tracks.

Well, she's fixin' to to have the kid, so the mystery is over. Maybe she'll be too busy to be any more of...herself and be with that little bundle of love the rest of the season.

Oh NeNe. I love her. "NEVER! I'm not a diva." I dunno about her being a TV hostess. She needs a little more polish for that one. I was cracking up the way she was just screeeeeaming on that kart course. And oh Lord bagordy...NeNe and the "doctor"... Hell, the "doctor" PERIOD! Interesting they were playing Spades. It just reminded me of that saying "A spade is a spade..."

Love how Phaedra is all "oh, gross"... This is gonna be a journey for her. Oh well.

*listening to Kim sing Google Me* MAKE IT STOP!!!

UNTIL NEXT WEEK...

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What was up with dude wearing flip flops, jeans, and a suit jacket?

AND DID THIS DUDE BLESS THE SPADES TABLE?!

ole bamma

and Phaedra's lips shouldn't be that oiled

doing the air quotation marks and sweating

and whoa, Kim dropped the knowledge right there Dwight got out of there quick

bboy87 said:

doing the air quotation marks and sweating

and whoa, Kim dropped the knowledge right there Dwight got out of there quick

Dwight had me rolling the way he excused himself. SO classy. He made it clear, though....these heffas made him wanna go get a drink to cool off! And that ol' scam doc, lying about the hot food making him sweat. The way he was answering questions and just lyyyyying. Puh-lease!

bboy87 said:

What was up with dude wearing flip flops, jeans, and a suit jacket?

AND DID THIS DUDE BLESS THE SPADES TABLE?!

ole bamma

and Phaedra's lips shouldn't be that oiled

Chile, exactly what I said!!!! WTF is up with him wearing flip flops???? And at a spades game??? Lawd have mercy. Yeah I saw him squirming too when they was ambushing him with those questions, but that mess was hilarious though. Especially when NeNe was like, "Wait a minute, don't I know you???" As stuck up as Sheree is and talking about everybody else's biz, YOU WOULD THINK that she would have known about this scandal before all her girls told her about this dude. And her ex isn't that great looking either...so we know what that marriage was about.

It was really irritating me how Dwight was covering for Phaedra's dumb, lying ass. I thought he was one of those who would break it down and be real...guess not. I thought it was shady how he just up and walked off instead of telling the truth. For once, in this case, Kim was truly making sense and putting it out there....and for once, Dwight couldn't handle it.

Did you see Apollo's face when Phaedra was telling her doctor and his wife how much he weighed when he was born? She sitting up there talking about, "Oh, my husband was a BIG baby! He weighed over 8lbs when he was born!" Apollo sitting there smirking like, "Bitch, please!"

The editing on Beverly Hills is absolutely horrible. They keep showing the same reaction shots and you never see the women actually saying the words. Like they cut up an entire conversation to make one sentence. And Camille. Camille! She's spooky as hell. She sinks into herself with that gritted tooth smile as her eyes get bigger.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

*listening to Kim sing Google Me* MAKE IT STOP!!!

UNTIL NEXT WEEK...

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Hahaha..

Cliq them keys ant google me...HHAHAHAHA

She should have just went home with "The Ring Didnt Mean A Thing".

keyboard me

facebook me

myspace me, mouse me

Shyra said:

Did you see Apollo's face when Phaedra was telling her doctor and his wife how much he weighed when he was born? She sitting up there talking about, "Oh, my husband was a BIG baby! He weighed over 8lbs when he was born!" Apollo sitting there smirking like, "Bitch, please!"

then she going to say, "yeah your mama told me all about it"...yeah right...

Just saw the latest Atlanta episode; just like y'all said, Sheree's weave is bangin'!

bboy87 said:

What was up with dude wearing flip flops, jeans, and a suit jacket?

AND DID THIS DUDE BLESS THE SPADES TABLE?!

ole bamma

and Phaedra's lips shouldn't be that oiled

Ottensen said:

bboy87 said:

What was up with dude wearing flip flops, jeans, and a suit jacket?

AND DID THIS DUDE BLESS THE SPADES TABLE?!

ole bamma

and Phaedra's lips shouldn't be that oiled

I swear. SCNDLS had it right on when she said Phaedra looks like one of the Chipettes! Those lips or hers and something about the way her mouth turns down at the corners. And with all that gloss on her lips, bitch looked like she just finished greasin down a bucket 'o Kentucky Fried.

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Shyra said:

Ottensen said:

I swear. SCNDLS had it right on when she said Phaedra looks like one of the Chipettes! Those lips or hers and something about the way her mouth turns down at the corners. And with all that gloss on her lips, bitch looked like she just finished greasin down a bucket 'o Kentucky Fried.

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..I dont know how Apollo do it...lips would need to be dried off first...

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Ottensen said:

Just saw the latest Atlanta episode; just like y'all said, Sheree's weave is bangin'!

Yes, it is! i love it.

paisleypark4 said:

At least Phedra can open and close her lips successfully...Camille.... look like a birth defect on her upper... [img:$uid]http://celebritypregnancy.sheknows.com/wp-content/images/2010/11/Camille-Grammer-Beverly-Hills-Housewife.jpg[/img:$uid]

DAYUM THE FILTERED LIGHT)NG THEY USE ON THE SHOW COVERS A MULTITUDE OF SINS !

I thought she looked well preserved for 42...I guess I was wrong

What the heck is going on with those boobies

paisleypark4 said:

At least Phedra can open and close her lips successfully...Camille.... look like a birth defect on her upper... [img:$uid]http://celebritypregnancy.sheknows.com/wp-content/images/2010/11/Camille-Grammer-Beverly-Hills-Housewife.jpg[/img:$uid]

One word:

BOTOX!

I noticed something with every worman who has had that colagen mess injected into their lips. They have these discolored spots on the tops of their upper lips, almost like healed over puncture wounds or something. I especially noticed it with Danielle on RHWONJ. That bitch looked like a leopard walked across the top of her mouth and left his spots!

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Ottensen said:

paisleypark4 said:

At least Phedra can open and close her lips successfully...Camille.... look like a birth defect on her upper... [img:$uid]http://celebritypregnancy.sheknows.com/wp-content/images/2010/11/Camille-Grammer-Beverly-Hills-Housewife.jpg[/img:$uid]

DAYUM THE FILTERED LIGHT)NG THEY USE ON THE SHOW COVERS A MULTITUDE OF SINS !

I thought she looked well preserved for 42...I guess I was wrong

What the heck is going on with those boobies

I told you that face was a train crash!!!!

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I had no idea Camille's kids were born via a surrogate.

starkitty said:

I had no idea Camille's kids were born via a surrogate.

I didn't either until I heard her tell it. Why is that? She couldn't have her own? I wonder if she supplied the ova.

Shyra said:

starkitty said:

I had no idea Camille's kids were born via a surrogate.

I didn't either until I heard her tell it. Why is that? She couldn't have her own? I wonder if she supplied the ova.

Well, as Kyle said "Guess she didn't want to ruin that body, hrmph".

missfee said:

Shyra said:

I didn't either until I heard her tell it. Why is that? She couldn't have her own? I wonder if she supplied the ova.

Well, as Kyle said "Guess she didn't want to ruin that body, hrmph".

If that's the only reason, just goes to show what a shallaw woman she really is.

Oh, was it on the show? Musta missed that. I just read her wiki and felt pathetic for doing so.

bboy87 said:

What was up with dude wearing flip flops, jeans, and a suit jacket?

AND DID THIS DUDE BLESS THE SPADES TABLE?!

ole bamma

and Phaedra's lips shouldn't be that oiled

I had pro'lems with ALL of these things lastnight.

I'm watching RHOA right now and had to say, less than 60 seconds into the episode I holla'd so loud at Phaedra's ignant ass that my dog jumped off the bed in fright, I caught a cramp in my left pinky toe, and ultimately had to get my asthma inhaler.

Random Phaedra quotes chock full o' dumbassetry:

Maternal, maternal, uh, maternal . . . deaf!

Apollo: What are those? (this nucca and his limited palette strike again!)

Fakedra: Ladyfingers

Apollo: What's in it?

Fakedra: It's like uh Barbarian cream. It's fancy snacks for ladies. Ladyfingers! (why anytime food is concerned this heffa sounds like she's bustin' a nut??? )

Does that doctor get danger/hazard pay for the privilege of being in that hussy's twat???

And what kinda doctor induces a pregnant woman WITHOUT complete medical records from her regular gyno??? The fuck kinda doctoring they doing in Georgia???

And what kinda sposedly educated woman goes through an ENTIRE pregnancy WITHOUT reading a single book in preparation??? Bitch, you crazy and I'ma light candle for that po chile.

40 weeks??? Bitch you TEN months preggers an' trynna lie??? Girl, go sit down somewheres

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Ooooh, Lawd yess, FINALLY a Ed Hartwell sighting. GoodNESS that thang is RIGHT!

Leave it to Lawrence to break that shit UP to ixnay all the speculationay! "What type of doctor are you???"

When he said he had an online Ph.D. I holla'd and threw my hands up like the dudes in Do the Right Thing.

Phaedra's first words when she gazed upon her lil blessing: Oh gross!

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missfee said:

Ottensen said:

DAYUM THE FILTERED LIGHT)NG THEY USE ON THE SHOW COVERS A MULTITUDE OF SINS !

I thought she looked well preserved for 42...I guess I was wrong

What the heck is going on with those boobies

I told you that face was a train crash!!!!

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You did, you did! & I didn't listen

SCNDLS said:

I'm watching RHOA right now and had to say, less than 60 seconds into the episode I holla'd so loud at Phaedra's ignant ass that my dog jumped off the bed in fright, I caught a cramp in my left pinky toe, and ultimately had to get my asthma inhaler.

Random Phaedra quotes chock full o' dumbassetry:

Maternal, maternal, uh, maternal . . . deaf!

Apollo: What are those? (this nucca and his limited palette strike again!)

Fakedra: Ladyfingers

Apollo: What's in it?

Fakedra: It's like uh Barbarian cream. It's fancy snacks for ladies. Ladyfingers! (why anytime food is concerned this heffa sounds like she's bustin' a nut??? )

Does that doctor get danger/hazard pay for the privilege of being in that hussy's twat???

And what kinda doctor induces a pregnant woman WITHOUT complete medical records from her regular gyno??? The fuck kinda doctoring they doing in Georgia???

And what kinda sposedly educated woman goes through an ENTIRE pregnancy WITHOUT reading a single book in preparation??? Bitch, you crazy and I'ma light candle for that po chile.

40 weeks??? Bitch you TEN months preggers an' trynna lie??? Girl, go sit down somewheres

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You done made me late for a meeting cause I just fell on the floor. People can hear me guffawing in the next damn building.

I'm about to miss my train, see y'all after lunch. But outfit on the right? Layers of wrong regardless of gender. Discuss.

Ottensen said:

I'm about to miss my train, see y'all after lunch. But outfit on the right? Layers of wrong regardless of gender. Discuss.

I'ma pray to the Baby Jesus for strength first before I ATTEMP to process that shit so early in the mawnin'