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Thread started 12/01/10 9:48am

johnart

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This shit can't be true...it just can't.

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Reply #1 posted 12/01/10 9:49am

XxAxX

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new realm of job hazards smile

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Reply #2 posted 12/01/10 9:49am

johnart

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...it just can't.neutral

If it turns out it is, I don't get why dude is arrested. Your junk doing it's thing while being man-handled giggle is NOT assault.

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Reply #3 posted 12/01/10 9:50am

DrRockdapuss

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This is def made up. It woulda been all over CNN and them fuckers.

Like that old article they used to run about giving head lowering the risk of breast cancer. Study by Dr. Len Lictapeen?

Cummings and Armani are the names?

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Reply #4 posted 12/01/10 9:52am

johnart

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DrRockdapuss said:

This is def made up. It woulda been all over CNN and them fuckers.

Like that old article they used to run about giving head lowering the risk of breast cancer. Study by Dr. Len Lictapeen?

Cummings and Armani are the names?

Percy lol

This is what I said on fb. I wanna hear it from a site without deadserious or yelp in the name.

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Reply #5 posted 12/01/10 9:54am

DrRockdapuss

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Yeah... I'm a call bullshit til proven otherwise...

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Reply #6 posted 12/01/10 10:03am

DoffieParker

percy cummings lol i don't think it's real, i really hope it's not

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Reply #7 posted 12/01/10 10:07am

ufoclub

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They could actually start recouping the cost by charging for the added service.

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Reply #8 posted 12/01/10 10:15am

TonyVanDam

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johnart said:

falloff and kinda sad if it is. eek

http://www.allvoices.com/...sa-patdown

spit disbelief

THIS is one more reason why the Patriot Act is a f***ing joke! As if losing your right to privacy during a security check at American airports isn't bad enough, now anyone can be sexually violated in the process.

When I have to travel, I'll drive a rental car OR take a ride on a Grayhound bus.

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Reply #9 posted 12/01/10 10:17am

johnart

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I'm travelling this weekend. I better take care of bizzznez jerkoff before I hit the security check.

Wait, you can't do that in airport bathrooms, right?

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Reply #10 posted 12/01/10 10:18am

DrRockdapuss

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johnart said:

I'm travelling this weekend. I better take care of bizzznez jerkoff before I hit the security check.

Wait, you can't do that in airport bathrooms, right?

You can. but you gotta have faith a faith a faitha...

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Reply #11 posted 12/01/10 10:19am

XxAxX

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over the weekend i flew from minneapolis to new jersey, from new jersey to chicago to minneapolis and all without a single TSA official discovering the 1) penknife; and 2) chemical mace spray i had forgotten to remove from my purse. (i really did forget they were in there).

i shit you not, this stuff went through the airport security scanners twice and no one saw it. i only noticed when i was on the way home in the taxi, looking for my keys, realized oh shit!

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Reply #12 posted 12/01/10 10:20am

johnart

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DrRockdapuss said:

johnart said:

I'm travelling this weekend. I better take care of bizzznez jerkoff before I hit the security check.

Wait, you can't do that in airport bathrooms, right?

You can. but you gotta have faith a faith a faitha...

That was beautiful. touched

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Reply #13 posted 12/01/10 10:21am

johnart

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XxAxX said:

over the weekend i flew from minneapolis to new jersey, from new jersey to chicago to minneapolis and all without a single TSA official discovering the 1) penknife; and 2) chemical mace spray i had forgotten to remove from my purse. (i really did forget they were in there).

i shit you not, this stuff went through the airport security scanners twice and no one saw it. i only noticed when i was on the way home in the taxi, looking for my keys, realized oh shit!

I hope you remember if you ever need them. lol

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Reply #14 posted 12/01/10 10:22am

XxAxX

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johnart said:

XxAxX said:

over the weekend i flew from minneapolis to new jersey, from new jersey to chicago to minneapolis and all without a single TSA official discovering the 1) penknife; and 2) chemical mace spray i had forgotten to remove from my purse. (i really did forget they were in there).

i shit you not, this stuff went through the airport security scanners twice and no one saw it. i only noticed when i was on the way home in the taxi, looking for my keys, realized oh shit!

I hope you remember if you ever need them. lol

it's a really good thing no one saw them. i probably would have been detained for questioning boxed

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Reply #15 posted 12/01/10 10:23am

Lammastide

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Fake.

San Francisco? The pointing out that the guy is gay? Percy Cummings? Sergio Armani? A TSA agent actually kneading a guy's PA? All just too... too. lol

Plus, assuming the hypothetical Cummings had his pants and underwear on during the pat down, what besides the "O face " and some weird gesturing would let on that he'd had an orgasm? Moreover, what exactly would make it illegal?

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Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #16 posted 12/01/10 10:27am

johnart

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If U're looking 4 somewhere 2 go
I'll take U 2 the nearest airport
We can check in our bags and they'll jack U off

They'll jack U off o-o-off, jack U off! whistle

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Reply #17 posted 12/01/10 10:41am

DrRockdapuss

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johnart said:

If U're looking 4 somewhere 2 go
I'll take U 2 the nearest airport
We can check in our bags and they'll jack U off

They'll jack U off o-o-off, jack U off! whistle

lol

May I add:

Circle stain, circle stain...

Circle stain, circle stain...

Circle stain, circle stain...

Now my ass got seized bceause they see my circle stain

*guitar solo*

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Reply #18 posted 12/01/10 10:42am

johnart

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lol

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Reply #19 posted 12/01/10 10:53am

crazydoctor

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Someone do "International Lover"!!

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Reply #20 posted 12/01/10 11:03am

PANDURITO

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Percy lol Cummings lol , an interior designer lol from San Francisco lol

Really? lol

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Reply #21 posted 12/01/10 11:28am

DanceWme

falloff
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Reply #22 posted 12/01/10 11:53am

Lisa10

I really want this to be true. It made my day! falloff

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Reply #23 posted 12/01/10 2:35pm

squirrelgrease

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This originated from a satirical "news" website.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot.
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