DesireeNevermind said:

thekidsgirl said:

Fuck Steve Harvey.

Fuck "understanding a man".

Fuck his bald -ass head.

And fuck whoever gave him a book deal.

I really could give a fuck about that one. Shit if you own momma don't understand yer ass how the fuck am I suppose to?

I'm too easily bored and irritate to bother with all that "find, keep , understand" bullshit. Most of these mofos got emotional baggage left over from when they realized they weren't gonna be ballers, rappers, movie stars, lotto winners, pimps and what not. Tis a damn shame when a man can't appreciate the simple things in life and gotta get all Zeus like in the head.

Anyway...back to pussy lip Steve Harvey.

I really get tired of all these writers, and psychologists and whatnot always informing black women about what they are doing wrong, and how they can better please a man.

I wish someone put that much effort into trying to "find, keep and understand" me.

:stepsoffsoapbox:

thekidsgirl said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I really could give a fuck about that one. Shit if you own momma don't understand yer ass how the fuck am I suppose to?

I'm too easily bored and irritate to bother with all that "find, keep , understand" bullshit. Most of these mofos got emotional baggage left over from when they realized they weren't gonna be ballers, rappers, movie stars, lotto winners, pimps and what not. Tis a damn shame when a man can't appreciate the simple things in life and gotta get all Zeus like in the head.

Anyway...back to pussy lip Steve Harvey.

I really get tired of all these writers, and psychologists and whatnot always informing black women about what they are doing wrong, and how they can better please a man.

I wish someone put that much effort into trying to "find, keep and understand" me.

:stepsoffsoapbox:

there is this grave misconception that we'd all up and drop dead if we didn't have a man.

from what I've observed....it is they who cannot do without us, not us who cannot do without them.

I'm sure there's a grammatical error in there but on the real....fuck tryna be some fool's everythang...

DesireeNevermind said:

there is this grave misconception that we'd all up and drop dead if we didn't have a man.

from what I've observed....it is they who cannot do without us, not us who cannot do without them.

I'm sure there's a grammatical error in there but on the real....fuck tryna be some fool's everythang...

If his book is as good as his comedy, I will definitely pass.

Harlepolis said:

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In the instant Number 1 "New York Times" bestseller "Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man", Steve Harvey gave millions of women around the globe insight into how men really think about love, relationships, intimacy, and commitment. In his new book, he zeros in on what motivates men and provides tips on how women can use that knowledge to get more of what they need out of their relationships, whether it's more help around the house, more of the right kind of attention in the bedroom, more money in the joint bank account, or more truth when it comes to the hard questions such as: Are you committed to building a future together? Do you find me intimidating? Have you cheated on me? In "Straight Talk, No Chaser: How to Find, Keep and Understand A Man", Steve Harvey shares information on: How to Get the Truth Out of Your Man - Tired of answers that are deceptive? Harvey lays out a 3-Tier, CIA style of questioning that will leave him no choice but to cut to the chase and deliver the truth. Dating tips Decade-by-Decade - Whether you're in your 20s and just starting to date seriously, in your 30s and feeling the tick of the biological clock, in your 40s and reentering the dating field after a divorce, or old enough to join that online dating-for-seniors community that your friends are talking about, Steve provides insight into what men are looking for in a mate, decade-by-decade. How to Minimize Nagging and Maximize Harmony at Home - He said he'd cut the lawn on Saturday and you may have been within reason to think that meant Saturday before 10 in the evening. But exploding at him is only going to ruin the mood for everyone, which means no romantic dinner, no trip to the mall, no cuddling while watching the game. Steve shows you how to talk to your man in a way that moves him to action and keeps the peace, and more...Drawing on what a lifetime of experience has taught him about manhood and the feedback women have shared with him in reaction to "Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man", Harvey offers wisdom on a wealth of topics relevant to both sexes today. He also gets more personal, sharing anecdotes from his own family history. Always wise, often funny, and incredibly perceptive, media personality, comedian, philanthropist and (finally) happily married husband, Harvey proves once again that he is the king of relationships.

Dec 7, 2010.

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Sherri Shepherd is gonna hit & run her own momma to get a copy of the book before everybody else, considering that it will sell like cocaine cakes the minute they release it

So in other words, just let him do as he damn well pleases, go along with it, and don't say anything about it. Fuck that bullshit and those little things he mentions in which the mood will be spoiled, don't mean a thing to me no way. If a motherfucker tells me he's going to do something and then turns around and either doesn't do it or drags his feet and makes me wonder if he's going to do it, it's going to be World War III and ain't no mood gonna be spoiled for those things because his ass is going to be put out and those things won't happen....at least not with his ass anyway.

I wouldn't take no shit off no man, let alone a country ass bastard like Steve Harvey. And as far as keeping one, hell I don't want to keep one. Keep his pants open and his mouth shut and after I get the dick, he can get the fuck out and send his friends in. Save the "romantic dinners" for the stupid bitch he's got at home who has to put up with his ass.

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CHIC0 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

there is this grave misconception that we'd all up and drop dead if we didn't have a man.

from what I've observed....it is they who cannot do without us, not us who cannot do without them.

I'm sure there's a grammatical error in there but on the real....fuck tryna be some fool's everythang...

I should have seen that one coming.

Harlepolis said:

Sherri Shepherd is gonna hit & run her own momma to get a copy of the book before everybody else

now this:

Tired of answers that are deceptive? Harvey lays out a 3-Tier, CIA style of questioning that will leave him no choice but to cut to the chase and deliver the truth.

?? though you know that's gonna sound epic on the audiobook.

KEEP????

what for?

"king of relationships"

LAWD....who made this dude a relationship expert??? Taking advice from him is like taking advice from your bitter girlfriend who can't keep a man.

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Again??? What the fuckdom is his problem? Surely he must know that all that extramarital pussy is not free nor on sale.

Gawd he bet not eva write a book on investing cuz obviously he can't pick no quality stock.

How about: He should not be "writing" ANY books, on ANY topics until he learns to properly construct a sentence and conjugate verbs. This is one dumb, classless [N word variation snip - luv4u] that needs to be eradicated IMMEJETLY like a pox. I hate his ass, can you tell?

Best post ever.

thekidsgirl said:

Fuck Steve Harvey.

Fuck "understanding a man".

Fuck his bald -ass head.

And fuck whoever gave him a book deal.

All that.

This motherfucker had the nerve to go after T-Pain for "coonery" when his ass can't put a damn sentence together. I really love when tries to get all serious and tries to use a bog word and mispronounces it.

And a man that has cheated on multiple wives ain't got a damn thing to tell me about getting a man.

thekidsgirl said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I really could give a fuck about that one. Shit if you own momma don't understand yer ass how the fuck am I suppose to?

I'm too easily bored and irritate to bother with all that "find, keep , understand" bullshit. Most of these mofos got emotional baggage left over from when they realized they weren't gonna be ballers, rappers, movie stars, lotto winners, pimps and what not. Tis a damn shame when a man can't appreciate the simple things in life and gotta get all Zeus like in the head.

Anyway...back to pussy lip Steve Harvey.

I really get tired of all these writers, and psychologists and whatnot always informing black women about what they are doing wrong, and how they can better please a man.

I wish someone put that much effort into trying to "find, keep and understand" me.

:stepsoffsoapbox:

Preach honey! Preach!!!

Vendetta1 said:

SCNDLS said:

How about: He should not be "writing" ANY books, on ANY topics until he learns to properly construct a sentence and conjugate verbs. This is one dumb, classless [N word variation snip - luv4u] that needs to be eradicated IMMEJETLY like a pox. I hate his ass, can you tell?

Best post ever.

I've been looking for a reason to post video Kat Williams goin' in on ol' Lace Front Steve. No time like the present.

My personal favorite moments:

How the fuck you gon' be the Original King of Comedy, nigga, did it start with you??? You disrespectful son of a bitch? Not Richard Pryor, not Bill Cosby, Steve Harvey is The Original King of Comedy??? You's a gatdamn lie!!!

Did you think that nigga wanted to be here with me THIS evenin'??? No he did not. He wanted to be with Frankie Beverly and Maze!

Mr. Harvey is full of shit.

DesireeNevermind said:

he needs to write a book for young men on how to get an education, get a job and keep your ass out of jail and out of family court. that's what stevey boy needs to do alright. fake ass advice columnist.

That would be too much like right, would require critical thinking skills, and would require men to take responsibility for their life choices instead of blaming everyone else.

Steve Harvey is the Tyler Perry of book authors.

Nice to see Steve still exploiting a market while condemning exploitation the game...

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

and all this time i thought you loved him like a play cousin.

I've had more than a few run-ins with him here in Dallas and have seen his special brand of tacky and classless up close and personal. So, nahhhh, I won't be at no family reunions soon unless it's to do a drive by.

You know...my bf's father is director of security here in our town's "hotel for the rich and shameless" (I won't name any names, lol) but he said that Steve was the most fakest man he'd ever met. He said that he was just as stuck up as ever and turned his nose up at people. I was like, wow, are you serious????!!?? The way he be talking like he really be caring about folks on his radio show and supposedly "helping women" out??? I had to think, the last time I saw him live a few years ago, he was all on stage doing this fake crying shit about how far he came from when he would sleep in his car during his rise in comedy. All I could remember was "will somebody give this old man a tissue???" After that flashback, then I could all of a sudden believe that he would be classless...don't ask me why it took me doing all of that to find out, but I did. Better late than never.

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missfee said:

SCNDLS said:

I've had more than a few run-ins with him here in Dallas and have seen his special brand of tacky and classless up close and personal. So, nahhhh, I won't be at no family reunions soon unless it's to do a drive by.

You know...my bf's father is director of security here in our town's "hotel for the rich and shameless" (I won't name any names, lol) but he said that Steve was the most fakest man he'd ever met. He said that he was just as stuck up as ever and turned his nose up at people. I was like, wow, are you serious????!!?? The way he be talking like he really be caring about folks on his radio show???

Not surprising. Any dude who sells out his fellow men for a quick buck gets the . Shucks, why do you think Tyler Perry gets ridiculed by so many dudes?

thekidsgirl said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I really could give a fuck about that one. Shit if you own momma don't understand yer ass how the fuck am I suppose to?

I'm too easily bored and irritate to bother with all that "find, keep , understand" bullshit. Most of these mofos got emotional baggage left over from when they realized they weren't gonna be ballers, rappers, movie stars, lotto winners, pimps and what not. Tis a damn shame when a man can't appreciate the simple things in life and gotta get all Zeus like in the head.

Anyway...back to pussy lip Steve Harvey.

I really get tired of all these writers, and psychologists and whatnot always informing black women about what they are doing wrong, and how they can better please a man.

I wish someone put that much effort into trying to "find, keep and understand" me.

:stepsoffsoapbox:

(Stealing a quote from another thread)

Cerebus said:

Tell it!

You know whats sadder, though? The fact that women are actually taking Steve Harvey seriously is a big part of the problem with male/female relationships.

The new title doesn’t even specify a Good man, just any man will do. I tell you, trifling men such as Steve & his 33 front teeth have it made in the shade with all these lost broads out here.

I was gonna add to this:

I heard that Steve Harvey was jealous of BERNIE MAC (RIP), because he became a more mainstream bankable actor (ex Bad Santa, Ocean movies, The Bernie Mac show, which was waaaay more successful then the Steve Harvey Show and very original). And they stopped speaking for a while. Then he acted like it was 'all love' when Bernie passed away. I don't know if any one can confirm this for me. But yeah, I hear that Steve Harvey is fake as all out. But my parents saw him in concert like in 2004 here in Milwaukee? (My mom actually thought he was clean LOL, that he was a Bill Cosby type). I'm like no mom...lol. And I wouldnt take any advice from Steve Harvey on how to keep a man. Also, LOL @ him being the host of Family Fued.

Can anyone confirm the Bernie Mac VS Steve Harvey rumor.

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Harlepolis said:

You know whats sadder, though? The fact that women are actually taking Steve Harvey seriously is a big part of the problem with male/female relationships.

The new title doesn’t even specify a Good man, just any man will do. I tell you, trifling men such as Steve & his 33 front teeth have it made in the shade with all these lost broads out here.

I would agree, especially when I've looked at the ages of the women who've been in his audience when he's espoused this drivel. Any woman over the age of twenty-five and Lord knows over the age thirty who's been around the block, should know Mr. Harvey is talking out his ass. As I've said it's a shame any young woman would reach adulthood that clueless, that's what mother's are for and truth be told father's.

SCNDLS said:

Vendetta1 said:

Best post ever.

I've been looking for a reason to post video Kat Williams goin' in on ol' Lace Front Steve. No time like the present.

My personal favorite moments:

How the fuck you gon' be the Original King of Comedy, nigga, did it start with you??? You disrespectful son of a bitch? Not Richard Pryor, not Bill Cosby, Steve Harvey is The Original King of Comedy??? You's a gatdamn lie!!!

Did you think that nigga wanted to be here with me THIS evenin'??? No he did not. He wanted to be with Frankie Beverly and Maze!

SMH @ at an expert of coonery calling out another expert of coonery

>>He said he'd cut the lawn on Saturday

Cut the lawn? In what century is he leaving? My mother is 82, she cuts the lawn!

TD3 said:

Mr. Harvey is full of shit.

thekidsgirl said:

Fuck Steve Harvey.

Fuck "understanding a man".

Fuck his bald -ass head.

And fuck whoever gave him a book deal.

What's gotten into you?

I've never known you Stacey to go off in the org like that.

I'm speechless.

bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:

I've been looking for a reason to post video Kat Williams goin' in on ol' Lace Front Steve. No time like the present.

My personal favorite moments:

How the fuck you gon' be the Original King of Comedy, nigga, did it start with you??? You disrespectful son of a bitch? Not Richard Pryor, not Bill Cosby, Steve Harvey is The Original King of Comedy??? You's a gatdamn lie!!!

Did you think that nigga wanted to be here with me THIS evenin'??? No he did not. He wanted to be with Frankie Beverly and Maze!

SMH @ at an expert of coonery calling out another expert of coonery

For real. Katt Williams is actually worse.

Damn. Well, I guess I'm in the minority because I like Steve Harvey and think he's hilarious

I did read his first book and thought it was pretty good, but I took it with a grain of salt and considered the source, because I also don't take advice from folks that can't keep a man or woman. Which is why I won't be reading this new book.

Fuck "understanding" a man. I gave up on that shit a long time ago.

Perfect timing! He'll get to hawk his book on his new gig Family Feud. I can see it now. Do you want to have a perfect relationship like mines? Go buy my new book and learn to keep yo man. Now on with the Feud!