ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Oh I love porn. Nothing beats late night boredom than watching vids (unless you're getting it for real). Often I don't watch it to get aroused, just to kill time, see shit I probably wouldn't see otherwise.

I watch it to get off quick when I am already aroused

Sometimes I watch it to get off...but if I want some, I usually just need to make a call.

One funny thing about porn is one minute you're watching it and getting hot and into what you're seeing and then the second you get off, you're incredibly turned off and want nothing to do with what you were just seconds before watching. I can't turn it off fast enough.

Or I'm like that anyway. I totally lose interest.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

I watch it to get off quick when I am already aroused

Sometimes I watch it to get off...but if I want some, I usually just need to make a call.

One funny thing about porn is one minute you're watching it and getting hot and into what you're seeing and then the second you get off, you're incredibly turned off and want nothing to do with what you were just seconds before watching. I can't turn it off fast enough.

Or I'm like that anyway. I totally lose interest.

I watch porn on average 3 minutes at a time.

If I am aroused I am not going to wait for 6 hours or whatever, I DIY. But it also might be more than once a day I'm not likely to get any REAL action more than 2-3 times a week.

JustErin said:

FauxReal said:

Getting it for real...now there's a goal me for the rest of the year.

Dude, you're totally cute. Why are you going without?

My living situation doesn't really allow for it. Living with someone who suffers depression and still claims to love me, going out for the night and sleeping with someone else might drive her to do something crazy and I don't need that for me or my daughter. So I figure I'll hold off until she moves out, which unfortunately is next week. (Unfortunate in that my daughter moves too).

She still has this idea that I am in some way accountable to her, so I am constantly finding myeslf reminding her otherwise. We get along well aside from that. And we don't have sex.

Edit: "Thanks for the compliment" edit

[Edited 8/11/10 0:02am]

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Sometimes I watch it to get off...but if I want some, I usually just need to make a call.

One funny thing about porn is one minute you're watching it and getting hot and into what you're seeing and then the second you get off, you're incredibly turned off and want nothing to do with what you were just seconds before watching. I can't turn it off fast enough.

Or I'm like that anyway. I totally lose interest.

I watch porn on average 3 minutes at a time.

If I am aroused I am not going to wait for 6 hours or whatever, I DIY. But it also might be more than once a day I'm not likely to get any REAL action more than 2-3 times a week.

Oh, I can wait. I love the wait...but I'm a but of a masochist so, ya know....

ZombieKitten said:

funnily enough when I watch porn I like smaller boobs I normally watch girl on girl

Wasn't Australia trying to ban small boobs in porn?

Way to stick it to The Man.

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

Dude, you're totally cute. Why are you going without?

My living situation doesn't really allow for it. Living with someone who suffers depression and still claims to love me, going out for the night and sleeping with someone else might drive her to do something crazy and I don't need that for me or my daughter. So I figure I'll hold off until she moves out, which unfortunately is next week. (Unfortunate in that my daughter moves too).

She still has this idea that I am in some way accountable to her, so I am constantly finding myeslf reminding her otherwise. We get along well aside from that. And we don't have sex.

That's brutal.

But as hard as it will be to not have your daughter there all the time, you'll at least be able to get somewhat of a private life back.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

funnily enough when I watch porn I like smaller boobs I normally watch girl on girl

Wasn't Australia trying to ban small boobs in porn?

Way to stick it to The Man.

god knows, I only ever heard about THAT news story on the org

JustErin said:

One funny thing about porn is one minute you're watching it and getting hot and into what you're seeing and then the second you get off, you're incredibly turned off and want nothing to do with what you were just seconds before watching. I can't turn it off fast enough.

Or I'm like that anyway. I totally lose interest.

Same here!

I like to watch girl/girl. Or a sexy girl with a guy but I cant really see his face. And I dont like it when people smile and laugh in porn. It turns me off.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

I watch porn on average 3 minutes at a time.

If I am aroused I am not going to wait for 6 hours or whatever, I DIY. But it also might be more than once a day I'm not likely to get any REAL action more than 2-3 times a week.

Oh, I can wait. I love the wait...but I'm a but of a masochist so, ya know....

If I could make a phone call and get guaranteed sex I could probably wait too, as it is it might be a week wait

ThreadCula said:

JustErin said:

One funny thing about porn is one minute you're watching it and getting hot and into what you're seeing and then the second you get off, you're incredibly turned off and want nothing to do with what you were just seconds before watching. I can't turn it off fast enough.

Or I'm like that anyway. I totally lose interest.

Same here!

I like to watch girl/girl. Or a sexy girl with a guy but I cant really see his face. And I dont like it when people smile and laugh in porn. It turns me off.

Yes, I hate happy fuckers as well. So awkward to me. It comes off as juvenile

I actually will only really watch porn if I find the guy attractive, and a lot of the time I am watching him, the way he treats her, looks at her, what he says.

JustErin said:

ThreadCula said:

Same here!

I like to watch girl/girl. Or a sexy girl with a guy but I cant really see his face. And I dont like it when people smile and laugh in porn. It turns me off.

Yes, I hate happy fuckers as well. So awkward to me. It comes off as juvenile

I actually will only really watch porn if I find the guy attractive, and a lot of the time I am watching him, the way he treats her, looks at her, what he says.

Yeah...I only get turned on by the guy if he looks good giving oral

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Oh, I can wait. I love the wait...but I'm a but of a masochist so, ya know....

If I could make a phone call and get guaranteed sex I could probably wait too, as it is it might be a week wait

It's always a week wait for me. But unfortunately it's been much longer lately. Fucking holiday season messes up my routine.

JustErin said:

That's brutal.

But as hard as it will be to not have your daughter there all the time, you'll at least be able to get somewhat of a private life back.

True. It's been 7 months...I can use some privacy from her (the ex).

ZombieKitten said:

god knows, I only ever heard about THAT news story on the org

Lol, then it's gotta be true.

ThreadCula said:

JustErin said:

Yes, I hate happy fuckers as well. So awkward to me. It comes off as juvenile

I actually will only really watch porn if I find the guy attractive, and a lot of the time I am watching him, the way he treats her, looks at her, what he says.

Yeah...I only get turned on by the guy if he looks good giving oral

And I just realized that the porn I watch almost never has guys going down on girls.

Thanks for the mostly.

Hahahaha. No prob.

JustErin said:

ThreadCula said:

Yeah...I only get turned on by the guy if he looks good giving oral

And I just realized that the porn I watch almost never has guys going down on girls.

LOL! Its a must for me. Fingering is a bonus....I cant believe I just typed that

ThreadCula said:

JustErin said:

Yes, I hate happy fuckers as well. So awkward to me. It comes off as juvenile

I actually will only really watch porn if I find the guy attractive, and a lot of the time I am watching him, the way he treats her, looks at her, what he says.

Yeah...I only get turned on by the guy if he looks good giving oral

you know what I REALLY REALLY can't stand? if he curls his lips up and bares his teeth while sticking his tongue out it makes it look like he HATES doing it!!!

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Oh, I can wait. I love the wait...but I'm a but of a masochist so, ya know....

If I could make a phone call and get guaranteed sex I could probably wait too, as it is it might be a week wait

crap

and I there I was envying you for your ideal lifestyle!!!!

why am I replying to myself this was meant for Erin

[Edited 8/11/10 0:05am]

ThreadCula said:

JustErin said:

And I just realized that the porn I watch almost never has guys going down on girls.

LOL! Its a must for me. Fingering is a bonus....I cant believe I just typed that

Hand action is totally hot.

But oral...I KNOW this is going to come off weird...it seems kinda submissive to me. I get turned off by submissiveness in dudes.

Not that I am saying that don't like receiving it...

ZombieKitten said:

ThreadCula said:

Yeah...I only get turned on by the guy if he looks good giving oral

you know what I REALLY REALLY can't stand? if he curls his lips up and bares his teeth while sticking his tongue out it makes it look like he HATES doing it!!!

OMG!!!! I HATE that too.

[Edited 8/11/10 0:08am]

ThreadCula said:

ZombieKitten said:

you know what I REALLY REALLY can't stand? if he curls his lips up and bares his teeth while sticking his tongue out it makes it look like he HATES doing it!!!

OMG!!!! I HATE that too.

[Edited 8/11/10 0:08am]

there is this one guy, if he is in a porn I can't watch it, I don't know his name, otherwise he'd be easier to avoid

ZombieKitten said:

ZombieKitten said:

If I could make a phone call and get guaranteed sex I could probably wait too, as it is it might be a week wait

crap

and I there I was envying you for your ideal lifestyle!!!!

why am I replying to myself this was meant for Erin

[Edited 8/11/10 0:05am]

Ya, I'm not getting 3-4 times a week or anything and haven't in years. It's usually once a week and sometimes 2 (when boy #2 comes around).

I'm just used to it. That's what happens when you're single (with a child) and absolutely not willing to sleep with randoms.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

crap

and I there I was envying you for your ideal lifestyle!!!!

why am I replying to myself this was meant for Erin

[Edited 8/11/10 0:05am]

Ya, I'm not getting 3-4 times a week or anything and haven't in years. It's usually once a week and sometimes 2 (when boy #2 comes around).

I'm just used to it. That's what happens when you're single (with a child) and absolutely not willing to sleep with randoms.

Don't cry for me yet.

When I move, it's going from 2 to none.

Zero, nada, zilch

quietly sits in lawnchair

JustErin said:

Don't cry for me yet.

When I move, it's going from 2 to none.

Zero, nada, zilch

Dont speak it into existence!

Oral may seem submissive when you're just beginning...

ThreadCula said:

JustErin said:

Don't cry for me yet.

When I move, it's going from 2 to none.

Zero, nada, zilch

Dont speak it into existence!

I'm working on finding a replacement, but the pickin's are slim out that way.

I'm pretty sure this thread did not fail.